President's wife, don't run away, the poor will come

Li Yang threw two salute projectiles in a row, without stopping, and continued towards the next room.

Tonight, Li Yang is going to blow up everyone in the Long family, so that none of them can sleep.

Li Yang went in as soon as he encountered a room along the way, and after entering, there was a salute attack, and the members of the Long family were thrown on their backs, cursing.

Li Yang stood aside and laughed, and the Long family was in chaos at this time. The patrolling bodyguards heard the movement in the backyard, so they rushed to the backyard one after another.

Seeing these bodyguards, Li Yang naturally would not let them go. He took out the salute bullets and bombarded them again. Li Yang also specially threw those salute bullets at the feet of the bodyguards, and the bombarded bodyguards jumped up. A jump, the scene is very funny.

But this was not enough, Li Yang was not satisfied with this, so Li Yang started wandering around the Long family compound again, even the toilet was not spared.

If someone is going to the toilet, Li Yang will also throw a few pills in.

That night, in the compound of the Long Family, the sound of explosions could be heard endlessly, and the entire Long Family was in chaos throughout the whole night.

They wanted to find the troublemaker and tear him into pieces, but that was impossible.

The Patriarch of the Long family was about to collapse, standing in the backyard and yelling, "Who, who is so wicked? You are a motherfucker, don't let me catch you, otherwise, I'll cut you up like hell! "

Li Yang laughed wildly, because the waist of the head of the Long family, Long Aotian, had obvious explosion marks, it must be very painful, right?
Li Yang made a fuss all night, and Long's house was in chaos all night. On the second day, Li Yang didn't leave, but found a room in Long's house and slept happily.

After he got up, Li Yang found that the entire Long family was enveloped by a strange smell, which was sour, smelly, and very pungent.

Li Yang could not help but be overjoyed when he smelled this smell, it seems that the laxative has worked.

Li Yang stretched his waist and walked out slowly, but the next scene surprised him, he saw that the courtyard was full of people.

And the ground was covered with puddles of yellow liquid. This scene made Li Yang sick.

Thinking about it, the entire Long family, including those bodyguards and some servants, together at least five or sixty people, although the Long family is big, how many toilets can there be?

Now that everyone has collective diarrhea, how many people can grab the toilet?There are too few toilets, but the key is that people can't be suffocated by shit, right?Even if you want to hold it back, you can't hold it back, so everyone started to squat in the yard with a tacit understanding.

Seeing this scene, Li Yang couldn't help laughing wildly in his heart, and then stretched out his hand, another salute bullet appeared in Li Yang's hand.

Li Yang muttered and said, "I'll give you bastards some more ingredients."

Ever since, there was another burst of explosions in the Long family compound.

The scene was extremely tragic, and even Li Yang had to retreat in the end, the smell was really hard to breathe.

Li Yang came to the gate of Long's house, glanced at the compound of Long's house, and said in his heart, "In order not to startle the snake, I will let you live for a while."

Then Li Yang gave a strange smile, and quickly left Long's house, and then headed towards Li Xinyu's villa.

In the darkness, several people in black robes looked at the chaotic scene of the Long family in a daze, not understanding what happened to the Long family.

They were ordered by Heifeng to come to intercept and kill Li Yang, but what they didn't expect was that Li Yang didn't wait, but let them see an extremely weird farce.

A man in black asked, "Lord Luo Chi, what should we do now? Should we continue to wait?"

"Don't worry, let's wait a little longer. The Long family has a feud with Li Yang, so Li Yang will definitely come." Luo Chi said.

As soon as Luo Chi's words fell, Li Yang's voice reached their ears, "You are right, the Long family has a vengeance against me, and I will not forgive them."

Hearing this voice, Luo Chi's whole body trembled, and he was about to speak to tell his subordinates to prepare for battle, but it was already too late.

He saw a sharp sword aura coming through the air, Luo Chi wanted to dodge it, but the moment he moved, the sword aura slashed across his neck, with a "poof", the head fell to the ground, and black blood spurted out from his neck .

The other men in black who were exuding black air were all startled, and then they all picked up their magic knives and began to look around vigilantly.

Li Yang stood about five meters away from the dozen or so men in black with the invisibility talisman on his body, his face was very ugly.

"Hey, am I being targeted? I rely on your uncle. It seems that I still have to be careful in the future."

Li Yang scratched his hair, thought for a while, and then came up with an idea, Li Yang quickly stepped forward, "Bang bang bang" These ten or so little guys were not Li Yang's opponents at all, and they were directly knocked down by Li Yang up.

Afterwards, Li Yang grabbed a man in black, his five fingers turned into claws, and grabbed the man in black's head, and then a spiritual thought of Li Yang entered the man in black's mind.

Li Yang was reading the memory of the man in black. After 2 minutes, Li Yang opened his eyes and said, "Master Heifeng! Hmph, it's interesting, it's getting more and more interesting."

Letting go of the men in black, Li Yang pointed to a sword, and more than a dozen sword qi shot out, cutting off the heads of the men in black.

Li Yang said with a "hehe" smile, "It's a lot of fun to fight with ghosts, and it's a lot of fun to fight with people! Now it's even more fun to fight with demons."

Then the figure gradually disappeared in place. Ten minutes later, in Li Xinyu's villa, Li Yang's figure appeared. Seeing Li Yang's return, the general stepped forward, grabbed Li Yang and said, "Boss, you But now that I’m back, I’m almost bored to death.”

Li Yang smiled and said, "Fatty, are you bored? Don't you act like a demon when we're not here?"

The general rolled his eyes and said, "What kind of demon can I be? There isn't even a girl here."

Li Yang bumped into the general and said, "Isn't Li Xinyu a girl?"

The general spat at Li Yang and said, "That's the employer, can you show some professional ethics? I find that you are becoming more and more shameless now."

Li Yang raised his middle finger and was about to speak when he suddenly changed his behavior and said to the general, "Fatty man, that evil cultivator has appeared."

The general also spotted the other party, and before Li Yang could say anything else, he turned into an afterimage before heading towards a villa 500 meters away.

Li Yang cursed, "Damn it, you fat bastard, you're such a thug."