President's wife, don't run away, the poor will come

Li Yang gave Nezha another cigarette and asked, "I said brother, is it good to smoke?"

Nezha hiccupped, then lit the cigarette again, took a deep breath, and then spit it out slowly. His expression was extremely enjoyable, and he looked like an old smoker, Nezha said, "Yes, this feeling is really cool, by the way, how much cigarette do you have?"

Li Yang thought to himself, "Okay, I'm hooked!"

Li Yang showed an old fox-like smile and said, "Also, don't worry about smoking, I'll give it to you if it's not enough. There are a lot of these things in the world, and I can get as much as your elder brother wants."

As soon as Nezha heard that this was something from the mortal world, his face immediately showed a look of great yearning, and he took another puff of cigarette and asked, "Brother, what has become of the mortal world now?"

Li Yang said, "The mortal world is extremely prosperous now, the lights are feasting, and the cars and horses are like dragons!"

What Li Yang said was spitting, but Nezha listened with gusto. In the end, Li Yang sighed and fell silent.

Seeing that Li Yang stopped talking, Nezha asked, "What's the matter, brother, why are you sighing?"

Li Yang said with a wry smile, "Brother, you also know that I was reincarnated and recultivated, but I was only three years old, and my family was wiped out by others. Now I want to take revenge, but I don't have a magic weapon in my hand now. I can't beat the enemy, so I hate it."

Nezha stared, and asked Li Yang, "Who is so bold? Brother, tell me, I will lead my troops to destroy him."

Li Yang quickly shook his head and said, "No, now that the Three Realms are at peace, and the gods and gods are hiding from the world, you can't go down."

But Li Yang said in his heart, "You are too fierce, you are going to lead troops to destroy the family every now and then. You really deserve to be the second rebel in the heavenly court."

When Nezha heard Li Yang's words, he couldn't help but sighed and said, "Yes, Your Majesty has closed the passage to the mortal world. The monks in the lower realm can ascend, but the people in the fairy world cannot descend to the lower realm. Even if you want to go to the underworld, you must have Official documents will do."

Nezha paused for a while and continued, "However, brother, don't worry, I still have a few magic weapons here, you pick one." Then he looked at Ling'er and said, "Little uncle, you can pick one too. "

As he said that, Nezha just waved his hand, and immediately, a pile of magic weapons appeared on the open space. Li Yang looked at the pile of magic weapons on the ground, but Li Yang did not show any surprise.

Because Li Yang has more magic weapons of his own, all the magic weapons accumulated in his previous life are stored in the Hades Palace in the underworld. The reason why he doesn't use it is because his current cultivation base is too low, and he can't use it if he uses it due power.

Therefore, in Li Yang's view now, Nezha's large brick made of pure gold is the most useful. If anyone is not pleasing to the eye, he can directly shoot him to death with the brick, and it is fully automatic.

Li Yang said with a look of embarrassment, "Why is this so embarrassing?"

Nezha waved his hands generously and said, "Brother, you don't have to be polite. My magic weapons are those four, Qiankun Circle, Huntian Ribbon, Fire Pointed Spear, Hot Wheels. I basically don't use the other magic weapons."

Li Yang laughed and said, "Then thank you, Brother Xian."

Li Yang waved at the yellow-orange-orange golden brick in the pile of magic treasures, and the gold brick flew into the air and flew towards Li Yang. Li Yang stretched out his hand and said, "That's it."

Nezha saw that Li Yang picked the gold brick, and couldn't help but look weird, and said after a little pondering, "Brother, why don't you change it, this gold brick has already given birth to a weapon spirit, and this weapon spirit He's also very cheap, full of obscene words, I'm afraid he will embarrass you when the time comes!"

"Nani?" Li Yang looked at the gold brick in his hand in disbelief, the magic weapon that gave birth to the spirit, which is very rare, and it can be said that it is even rarer than winning the 500 million lottery.

Nezha saw that Li Yang didn't believe him, so he yelled at Jin Zhuan, "Jin Zhuan, you're shooting someone."

As soon as Nezha finished speaking, a voice came out from the golden brick, "Who are you shooting? Throw me out, I haven't photographed anyone for hundreds of years. Today, I want to have a good time, hahaha... ..."

The voice sounded shrill, and after entering the ears, it gave people a very shameless and wretched feeling.

Ling'er stood aside and stared blankly, Nezha shrugged, which meant to say, "You see, I didn't lie to you."

However, Li Yang laughed, such a good and humane magic weapon, he is going to decide, shame on him?If it doesn't exist, fighting with an opponent and scolding the opponent with the magic weapon in your hand, how can it be considered shameful?
Li Yang shook the gold brick and said, "That's it."

Since Li Yang wants it, Nezha naturally has nothing to say. Li Yang turned his head and looked at Linger, seeing Linger still standing there in a daze, Li Yang poked Linger's waist He said, "What are you still doing? Thank you, Nezha?"

Ling'er came to her senses at this moment, thanked her quickly, and then picked out a top-quality fairy sword. The three of them drank for a while, and then bid farewell to each other. Before leaving, Li Yang took out a cigarette and gave it to Nezha.

After separating from Nezha, Li Yang took Ling'er to the Peach Garden and picked more than 60 low-grade flat peaches that matured in 800 years, and then returned to Tiangong with satisfaction.

As soon as the two of Li Yang entered the Heavenly Palace, Taibai Jinxing stepped forward and said, "Great Emperor, Your Majesty is waiting for you in the Lingxiao Palace."

Li Yang didn't understand why, so he asked, "Old man Taibai, what is my senior brother looking for?"

"Reporting to the Emperor, it seems that His Majesty has been reprimanded." Taibai Jinxing pointed to the chaos in the sky while speaking.

Li Yang was very surprised, why did the old thing reprimand Haotian for nothing?He thought to himself, "Damn, what does this mean? Could it be that I crossed borders without permission and angered the old man? It shouldn't be, even if I angered the old man, I should be the one who was scolded."

Li Yang walked quickly towards the Hall of Lingxiao, and walked into the Hall of Lingxiao. Haotian sat on the dragon chair with a bitter expression on his face. When he saw Li Yang walking into the hall, Haotian said, "Brother, can you You are hurting my brother, you crossed the boundary privately, and made the master very angry, just now the master sent me a good scolding, and asked me to send you back immediately."

Li Yang asked a little annoyed, "Why? I just came to the Heavenly Court. Is the old man crazy?"

Haotian sighed and explained to Li Yang, "According to the will of heaven, junior brother, you are the master of a world. After reincarnation, your cultivation can only reach the highest level of refining the virtual and combining the Tao. As for becoming an immortal, that is unnecessary. Because you have the position of righteous god, you need to rebuild your merits, if your merits are dissatisfied, you are not allowed to cross the boundary, only when the power of merits is reached, you can return to the position of gods!"