President's wife, don't run away, the poor will come

The two were talking, when a chubby figure flew in the air, Li Yang and Ling'er looked up, Linger opened his mouth wide, and stammered to Li Yang, "Little uncle, this is not the man from the village just now. Is that fat Taoist priest?”

Li Yang rubbed his forehead, and said with a displeased face, "He's not a Taoist priest, he's a zombie, a Zombie of the highest rank, and his real name is General."

"General~general~general~general? Is it the most powerful king general among the zombies?" Ling'er opened her mouth wide and asked in disbelief.

Li Yang nodded, "Yeah" and said, "Don't think that he is the king of the zombies because he is awesome. In fact, this guy is very cheap. If you are cheap, don't want it."

"Little uncle, is he cheaper than you?" Ling'er asked innocently.

Li Yang's old face turned black and said, "Am I cheap? I'm smart and lively! Do you understand?"

Ling'er stuck out her tongue and asked again, "The little uncle, you said this fat man is cheap, so how is he cheap?"

Li Yang said, "Last year, two Taoist priests went to catch him, and they were defeated by this fat man without any accident. But this guy didn't kill them, but asked them to compete."

"Competition? What competition?" Linger asked curiously.

Li Yang rubbed his nose and said, "The peeing competition depends on who can pee far. The one who pees far will win, and the one who loses will be punished. In the end, one of the Taoist priests lost, and the fat man used a large pee. The sewing needle pierced the ass of the Taoist priest who lost the game into a hornet's nest, do you think he is cheap?"

"Damn, you are not cheap, if you are not cheap, you threw a zombie into the cesspit, and then used firecrackers to blow up the smelly dung water?"

The general fell from the sky, looked at Li Yang dissatisfied and said.

Li Yang scolded, "You fat man, didn't I just say that I don't want you to follow us? Why are you still here?"

The general said with a "cut" sound, "I heard that there are zombies infested here, and they often come out to hurt people, so I came over to take a look. Isn't this a shame for our zombies by doing this? You say I As the king of the zombie clan, can I ignore it?"

Li Yang raised his middle finger to the general, and said disdainfully, "You are obviously a zombie, and you still pretend to be a Taoist priest. If it gets out, believe it or not, Taoist masters will chase you to the ends of the earth?"

The general rolled his eyes and said, "Am I afraid of Taoism? Who am I afraid of in this world except your perverted master?"

When Li Yang heard that the general dared to call his master a pervert, this guy was looking for discomfort, so he quickly pulled Ling'er back to avoid harming Yuchi.

Seeing Li Yang pulling Ling'er back quickly, the general was a little dazed, and just about to open his mouth to say something, suddenly, with a "bang", a thunderbolt fell from the sky, and directly struck the general, covering the ground. A big hole was cut.

Li Yang secretly rejoiced that he was able to retreat quickly, otherwise he might have been cleaned up by that old thing.

Li Yang took Ling'er up to the top of the big pit. The general who was struck by the thunder at this time was completely black, with a trace of black blood hanging from the corner of his mouth, and he was lying in the pit panting heavily.

Li Yang said with a "hehe" smile, "Fatty, what unreasonable thing have you done?"

The general got up from the pit and coughed while talking, "You~you fart, although I say I'm a zombie, but I never do things that hurt nature and reason."

Li Yang pulled the general out of the pit and said, "Don't talk nonsense, tell me frankly, what are you doing here? What's the purpose? Don't tell me that you are here to punish the evil and promote the good." Yes, with your virtue, you don’t have time to go to bars, so you still have time to meddle in this business?”

The general wiped the trace of blood from the corner of his mouth and said, "I heard that there is a treasure here, so I want to take a look. Recently, I have spent all my money."

"I knew you didn't hold back your fart when you came here, but since you're here, I'll leave those zombies to you, and I'll deal with the remaining three ghost kings. What do you think?" Li Yang looked at the general. Said seriously.

The general pointed his middle finger at Li Yang, and spat with a displeased face, "Bah, do you think I'm stupid? Although those little caterpillar-like guys are ants in my eyes, but they can't stand the large number."

Li Yang narrowed his eyes and said, "Rock paper scissors, or pissing, whoever loses can deal with the zombies, what do you think?"

The general curled his lips and said naively, "Why don't we compete with smelly feet, and whoever has smellier feet wins, what do you think?"

Li Yang yelled, "Can you show some embarrassment? Look at me wearing flip-flops, and you still ask me to compare your foot odor with yours? Can my feet smell worse than yours?"

Ling'er stood aside, watching the two guys arguing with each other, her little mouth became O-shaped, and thought to herself, "This is really only the cheapest, not the cheapest!"

Li Yang and Li Yang were busy arguing, but they didn't notice that a white-haired zombie had already spotted them not far from the three of them.

Suddenly, the white-haired zombie made a "tweet, chirp, chirp" sound, both Jiang Chen and Li Yang were taken aback, only Ling'er was still stupid and didn't know what happened.

The general said, "We have been discovered. It won't be long before those little caterpillars in the central hall will come out. Tell me, what are we competing for? Hurry up."

Li Yang said, "Rock paper scissors!"

So, a bitch and a bitch zombie started to play rock-paper-scissors, this time Li Yang lost, the general laughed triumphantly.

Not long after, all the zombies in the central hall jumped out, and there were bursts of roars from their mouths.

Li Yang said to Linger, "Girl, our sap plan has been cancelled, I'll go there now and get rid of those zombies, you protect yourself."

After Li Yang finished speaking, he rushed over without waiting for Linger's answer.

More than 50 zombies all rushed towards Li Yang, including the three ghost kings. Li Yang pulled out the Seven Star Moon Slashing Sword and swung it out with one stroke. , Two begets three, and three begets all things.

In an instant, the whole audience was filled with sword aura, and countless milky white sword auras were like stars twinkling in the sky, killing the zombies with a sharp aura.