President's wife, don't run away, the poor will come

"Xuance, Xuanzhen, come to the front hall." The voice of Daoist Qingfeng entered the minds of several people present.

Xuan Ce and Xuan Zhenzhen were startled, at the same moment a thought popped up in their hearts at the same time, that is to drift away, the master is gone, but the uncle is still there.

The two looked at each other and snorted coldly at the same time, neither paid attention to the other, and walked towards the main hall.

Li Yang was chased to the front yard, but finally was caught up by Xuan Bing.

It wasn't that Li Yang couldn't run fast enough, but that a few new female disciples saw Xuan Bing chasing Li Yang madly, and Li Yang was wearing flip-flops and a street stall. They all thought Li Yang was a thief.

So, he greeted the other brothers around him, and formed a human wall in front of him ahead of time, blocking Li Yang in the front yard.

The disciples saw that Li Yang was surrounded by themselves, so they rushed forward and pressed Li Yang to the ground with the crowd tactics.

Li Yang couldn't really take action against these disciples, he could only watch helplessly as the twenty or so disciples rushed towards him and pressed him to the ground.

One of the disciples shouted, "I got it, I got it, beat him up, he's too courageous, he even stole things to our Dao Palace."

Good guy, the twenty or so disciples beat up Li Yang crazily. Li Yang's nose was bruised and his face was swollen from the beating.

This time, Li Yang was not only beaten violently, his clothes were also torn into strips, and his hair was also turned into chicken coops.

Xuan Bing stood aside and looked at the disciples Kuang Ou Liyang, and did not stop him. Xuan Bing only spoke when the beating was almost done.

"Stand back, this is not a thief, but your uncle Xuanyang!"

All the disciples were dumbfounded all of a sudden, they beat their uncle for a long time with so many people, all of them changed their faces immediately.

Xuan Bing said, "Those who don't know are innocent, so let's all back down."

All the disciples breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this, and all ran away.

Li Yang got up from the ground, tidied up his tattered clothes, carried two dark circles on his shoulders, pointed at the group of disciples who were running faster than rabbits, and shouted, "Don't run, who hit me in the face just now?" ?”

Xuan Bing said in a cold voice, "Little Junior Brother, won't you give me an explanation?"

Li Yang touched the injured part of his body and said, "Ah ~ brother, why explain? I didn't do anything, Ling'er is crooked, it has nothing to do with me, she always plays with the general all day long, it is the general This girl is crooked."

Xuan Bing sneered and said, "Really? Does the general dare to lead the crooked Ling'er? Don't forget that the general has been imprisoned by my master for hundreds of millions of years. In the end, it was my master who was kind and saw that he had repented. Just let him out."

Seeing that his lie was exposed, Li Yang couldn't help laughing twice and said, "Hey, a little bit, a little bit!"

……

In the world of Earth and Immortals, Beiju Luzhou, the generals, Nezha, and Monkey King are currently fighting fiercely with the monks of the Yaozu.

During the fight, the general suddenly felt a chill, shivered involuntarily, kicked a wolf demon over, and retreated quickly.

At this time, a tiger demon jumped up and slapped the general's chest with one paw.

As soon as the general dodged, he raised his hand and a wave of corpse energy hit him. The general roared angrily, "Damn, dare to sneak attack, I'm going to cut off your tiger penis and drink it with wine!"

The general rushed forward, raised his hammer-like fist, and punched the tiger demon. With a "bang", the tiger demon was hit and flew upside down.

The general chased after him, his five fingers formed into claws, and he grabbed the tiger demon's crotch fiercely.

"Ah~oh~" the tiger demon's sour scream sounded.

The general smiled "hehe", and pulled it hard, blood spurted out suddenly, and the tiger demon fell to the ground and lost consciousness.

"Who is bold? Dare to come to my monster clan to be presumptuous?" A stern shout came.

Sun Wukong shouted, "Run, the demon sage Ji Meng is coming."

Sun Wukong's figure flickered, came to the general, carried the general and ran away with a tumble.

Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and quickly fled the scene.

Not long after the three of Nezha escaped, a hulking figure with two horns appeared above the battlefield.

Seeing a large group of monster cultivators fall down and wailing, the demon saint Ji Meng shouted angrily, "Where is the little thief running!"

Just as he was about to chase, a figure wearing an imperial robe and a crown appeared in the sky. This figure was Haotian's dharma body.

Haotian said, "Ji Meng, as the quasi-sage of the second corpse and the innate demon god, do you have the nerve to make trouble with some juniors?"

Ji Meng said angrily, "Haotian, you don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk. Of course you don't feel sorry for the innate spiritual root of my demon clan, the seven-colored sky spiritual fruit tree being dug up."

Nezha, General Chen and Sun Wukong stood on the top of the mountain in Qianyun Peak, Luzhou, Beiju, and asked, "Where are we going next?"

Sun Wukong pondered for a while and said, "There is a kylin fruit with innate spiritual root in Qilin mountain. I wonder if the two brothers dare to go there?"

Nezha shook his head and said, "Qilin Mountain is the hermitage of the Qilin clan, so it's not easy to break into it."

Sun Wukong said with a "hehe" smile, "I have a way to guarantee that I can get the unicorn fruit tree!"

……

In Xuantian Dao Palace, Li Yang sat on the steps with a bruised nose and swollen face, while Ling'er knelt at the entrance of the main hall with her little head drooping.

Li Yang glared at Ling'er viciously, and scolded her all over her face.

"Float, I let you float, now it's interesting, comfortable, I have to accompany you when you are being scolded, look at the clothes on my body, look at the wound on my face, don't you feel guilty?"

Ling'er lowered her head and said nothing.

Li Yang continued, "My clothes are famous brands. Look at the logo. Those who play basketball are very expensive!"

"And my face, look, what has changed, my handsome face, just because of you, I was beaten into a general's face! My big, bright, watery eyes were not there. It’s gone! Now it’s squinting, and I don’t know when the swelling will subside.”

"I think you are drifting away. You have broken through two great realms in a row within a year, and you don't even know your last name. What are you drifting? Where are you drifting? Didn't you know that there is an iceberg-like master on it? "

"Before I came here, what did I tell you? I told you to act well, don't mess it up, you're fine, do your own way, you're thick-skinned and resistant to beating?"

"Let me tell you, I was beaten up today because of you. Then, the [-]% or [-]% we agreed before doesn't count. Change to [-]% or [-]% to make up for my loss. Don't be unconvinced. I am now , I was traumatized mentally, even if you gave me Yunnan Baiyao, it would be useless! If I didn’t see you as my nephew, I would have blackmailed you with a huge sum of money.”