Tomb Raider: Get four inheritances at the beginning!
Chapter 33 You Are Cursed
Zheng Jiu was a little dumbfounded.
If the fat people stopped fighting, wouldn't the Iron Triangle have become the Iron Triangle?
Once you have a little money, you start to feel smug.
But it’s right to think about it, the fight is for money, and now that the money has been made enough, why should you risk your life to fight against it?
Hearing what Fatty said, Zheng Jiu didn't know how to speak for a moment.
My own arrival won't change the plot completely, right?
Although after he went down to King Lu Shang's tomb, a series of things happened that changed the plot.
But those are small things, but if the fat man has washed his hands in the golden basin, wouldn't the change be a bit big?
But he had no reason to stop Fatty's decision, and he didn't think about it anymore.
Just ignore it and let things develop slowly.
Zheng Jiu said: "Should we talk about it after the golden basin washes its hands, and prepare to sign up for a tour group to travel first."
"okay!"
The fat man cleaned up the things on the table in a gust of wind, and the two got up and left in satisfaction.
The next day.
The two set off together and traveled all over the country.
They have visited more than half of the entire land of Kyushu.
until 20 days later.
The two who originally wanted to continue playing games.
Because of one incident, it ran aground.
In a luxury hotel in Lingnan.
Eleven fifty in the evening.
Zheng Jiu and Fatty were sitting in the guest room, looking at the expression of enjoyment.
It should be like enjoying some service just now.
The fat man was lying on a double bed, with a very comfortable expression and a wave/swing/smile on his face.
He whispered softly: "It's really big, tender, slippery, and rosy."
Then he seemed to think of something unhappy, his expression collapsed again, and he complained:
"Brother, let me tell you that you are not too young anymore. Is it better to be served by a dragon than to be served by a half dragon?"
Zheng Jiu was speechless, this fat man brought him here in a romantic way, and if he agreed to travel with him, it would be better to say that he is here.
Every time I go to a place, I have to be served by a one-stop service. It is called enjoying life.
But Zheng Jiu has no interest in those prostitutes, they are all vulgar fans.
Can't stand the fat man's fanning in his ears, and encourages him to be together all day long.
In the end, half-pushed and half-satisfied, he only came to a half-stop service, but Fatty always provided one-stop service.
He was so angry that he almost turned his head and left, he didn't want to stay with the fat man anymore, he was almost brought to ruin.
In the end, the fat man seemed to be tired of playing, and he was only half a dragon, and the one-stop business was over.
Zheng Jiu glanced at the fat man speechlessly, and said, "Be careful of getting caught."
"Hey, it's impossible! Fat Lord, I've been in the romantic place for decades, what big scene haven't I seen?"
Fatty squinted at his senior brother, and dismissed his words.
That expression made Zheng Jiu want to hit someone.
Fatty felt that the atmosphere was not right, so he ran away quickly,
"Senior brother, I'll go to the bathroom first, and your old man will stay here first."
Saying that, he rushed to the bathroom.
Zheng Jiu was a little speechless, this fat man is just a naughty ruffian, and there is no one else.
After seeing the fat man leave, he lay on the bed ready to sleep.
After a while, the fat man came back and lay down on the bed again. Seeing that his brother had already fallen asleep, he stopped talking immediately.
I was also about to fall asleep, but after lying down for a while, I found that my whole body gradually began to itch.
"Huh~~~ What's going on? Fat Lord, I took a bath just now, why did it start to itch?"
Other places are fine, especially the back, which gradually feels very itchy.
Could it be that something went wrong with staying up late recently?The fat man took out his mobile phone and checked, it happened to be exactly twelve o'clock in the morning.
Not so!Then he seemed to think of something, and the fat man sat up in fright.
"Could it be the trick that the senior brother just said?"
The fat man hastily stretched out his hand to pull the underpants and looked at it. Fortunately, it still looks normal.
The fat man couldn't bear it a little bit, it was too itchy, so he stretched out his hand behind his back to scratch.
When I was at a loss, I wanted to ask my brother to get up and help me, but I was afraid of being laughed at.
After 1 minute, it started to stop itching again, which is really strange.
The fat man didn't think much, and fell asleep in a drowsy state.
When he woke up the next day, he immediately forgot what happened last night. I have to say that Fatty's heart is really big enough.
The two began to check in various tourist attractions and gourmet restaurants, leaving their footprints.
until returning to the hotel at night.
After a day of playing games, the two are somewhat tired.
Twelve in the morning.
Fatty's body itched again.
The first time it happened by chance, but the second time is still like this, then it is definitely not by chance.
"Did I really get tricked?" The fat man muttered.
"The fat man is still awake, what are you mumbling about?"
Zheng Jiu lay on the bed and yelled without looking back.
Fatty sat up with a sad face, and said, "Senior brother, I seem to have been tricked."
Zheng Jiu was puzzled: "What tricked you?"
The fat man said aggrievedly: "It's what you said last night that made me be careful! Brother, you are such a crow mouth!"
Zheng Jiu sat up in shock.
These days, he has been living with the fat man. If the fat man is tricked, will it infect him?
After thinking about it, the two of them didn't have any intimate behaviors, and it was impossible to infect him, so they felt relieved.
After looking at the fat man for a while, he laughed loudly and said, "I told you to be careful, be careful of being tricked, who told you not to listen to me."
While scratching the itch, the fat man wanted to cry and said without tears: "Why is it so itchy all over the body after being hit?"
He had only heard of being hit before, but he had never experienced the feeling of being hit, and he didn't know if his whole body would be itchy.
"Your body will itch unbearably if you get hit, who told you that?"
Zheng Jiu was a little speechless. He had never eaten pork, but he had seen a pig walk. The trick was just itching in certain parts.
How can it be itchy all over the body?
"Fatty, I haven't experienced these things. I don't know. It's just that when a few men sat down to brag, they seemed to say so."
"Come here and let me take a look for you."
Zheng Jiu sat up and called the fat man to come and take off his clothes.
Although he doesn't know much about medicine, he does understand a little common sense.
Even if it is a trick, it is impossible to itch all over the body.
The fat man hesitated and said, "Senior brother, this is not good, is it? It would be somewhat offensive for a lonely man to be in the same room and strip naked!"
"What's tnd thinking? I'm asking you to take off your clothes, not your pants."
Zheng Jiu picked up a pillow beside him and smashed it.
The fat man obediently took off his clothes and walked around in front of his senior.
His hands still couldn't help scratching the itchy back.
Zheng Jiu directly asked him to face his back.
After looking at it for a while, he said, "Fatty, when did you get such a domineering tattoo on your back?"
He didn't remember when Fatty got a tattoo, but if it wasn't a tattoo, then there was only one explanation.
This tnd should be under some kind of curse or witchcraft!
If the fat people stopped fighting, wouldn't the Iron Triangle have become the Iron Triangle?
Once you have a little money, you start to feel smug.
But it’s right to think about it, the fight is for money, and now that the money has been made enough, why should you risk your life to fight against it?
Hearing what Fatty said, Zheng Jiu didn't know how to speak for a moment.
My own arrival won't change the plot completely, right?
Although after he went down to King Lu Shang's tomb, a series of things happened that changed the plot.
But those are small things, but if the fat man has washed his hands in the golden basin, wouldn't the change be a bit big?
But he had no reason to stop Fatty's decision, and he didn't think about it anymore.
Just ignore it and let things develop slowly.
Zheng Jiu said: "Should we talk about it after the golden basin washes its hands, and prepare to sign up for a tour group to travel first."
"okay!"
The fat man cleaned up the things on the table in a gust of wind, and the two got up and left in satisfaction.
The next day.
The two set off together and traveled all over the country.
They have visited more than half of the entire land of Kyushu.
until 20 days later.
The two who originally wanted to continue playing games.
Because of one incident, it ran aground.
In a luxury hotel in Lingnan.
Eleven fifty in the evening.
Zheng Jiu and Fatty were sitting in the guest room, looking at the expression of enjoyment.
It should be like enjoying some service just now.
The fat man was lying on a double bed, with a very comfortable expression and a wave/swing/smile on his face.
He whispered softly: "It's really big, tender, slippery, and rosy."
Then he seemed to think of something unhappy, his expression collapsed again, and he complained:
"Brother, let me tell you that you are not too young anymore. Is it better to be served by a dragon than to be served by a half dragon?"
Zheng Jiu was speechless, this fat man brought him here in a romantic way, and if he agreed to travel with him, it would be better to say that he is here.
Every time I go to a place, I have to be served by a one-stop service. It is called enjoying life.
But Zheng Jiu has no interest in those prostitutes, they are all vulgar fans.
Can't stand the fat man's fanning in his ears, and encourages him to be together all day long.
In the end, half-pushed and half-satisfied, he only came to a half-stop service, but Fatty always provided one-stop service.
He was so angry that he almost turned his head and left, he didn't want to stay with the fat man anymore, he was almost brought to ruin.
In the end, the fat man seemed to be tired of playing, and he was only half a dragon, and the one-stop business was over.
Zheng Jiu glanced at the fat man speechlessly, and said, "Be careful of getting caught."
"Hey, it's impossible! Fat Lord, I've been in the romantic place for decades, what big scene haven't I seen?"
Fatty squinted at his senior brother, and dismissed his words.
That expression made Zheng Jiu want to hit someone.
Fatty felt that the atmosphere was not right, so he ran away quickly,
"Senior brother, I'll go to the bathroom first, and your old man will stay here first."
Saying that, he rushed to the bathroom.
Zheng Jiu was a little speechless, this fat man is just a naughty ruffian, and there is no one else.
After seeing the fat man leave, he lay on the bed ready to sleep.
After a while, the fat man came back and lay down on the bed again. Seeing that his brother had already fallen asleep, he stopped talking immediately.
I was also about to fall asleep, but after lying down for a while, I found that my whole body gradually began to itch.
"Huh~~~ What's going on? Fat Lord, I took a bath just now, why did it start to itch?"
Other places are fine, especially the back, which gradually feels very itchy.
Could it be that something went wrong with staying up late recently?The fat man took out his mobile phone and checked, it happened to be exactly twelve o'clock in the morning.
Not so!Then he seemed to think of something, and the fat man sat up in fright.
"Could it be the trick that the senior brother just said?"
The fat man hastily stretched out his hand to pull the underpants and looked at it. Fortunately, it still looks normal.
The fat man couldn't bear it a little bit, it was too itchy, so he stretched out his hand behind his back to scratch.
When I was at a loss, I wanted to ask my brother to get up and help me, but I was afraid of being laughed at.
After 1 minute, it started to stop itching again, which is really strange.
The fat man didn't think much, and fell asleep in a drowsy state.
When he woke up the next day, he immediately forgot what happened last night. I have to say that Fatty's heart is really big enough.
The two began to check in various tourist attractions and gourmet restaurants, leaving their footprints.
until returning to the hotel at night.
After a day of playing games, the two are somewhat tired.
Twelve in the morning.
Fatty's body itched again.
The first time it happened by chance, but the second time is still like this, then it is definitely not by chance.
"Did I really get tricked?" The fat man muttered.
"The fat man is still awake, what are you mumbling about?"
Zheng Jiu lay on the bed and yelled without looking back.
Fatty sat up with a sad face, and said, "Senior brother, I seem to have been tricked."
Zheng Jiu was puzzled: "What tricked you?"
The fat man said aggrievedly: "It's what you said last night that made me be careful! Brother, you are such a crow mouth!"
Zheng Jiu sat up in shock.
These days, he has been living with the fat man. If the fat man is tricked, will it infect him?
After thinking about it, the two of them didn't have any intimate behaviors, and it was impossible to infect him, so they felt relieved.
After looking at the fat man for a while, he laughed loudly and said, "I told you to be careful, be careful of being tricked, who told you not to listen to me."
While scratching the itch, the fat man wanted to cry and said without tears: "Why is it so itchy all over the body after being hit?"
He had only heard of being hit before, but he had never experienced the feeling of being hit, and he didn't know if his whole body would be itchy.
"Your body will itch unbearably if you get hit, who told you that?"
Zheng Jiu was a little speechless. He had never eaten pork, but he had seen a pig walk. The trick was just itching in certain parts.
How can it be itchy all over the body?
"Fatty, I haven't experienced these things. I don't know. It's just that when a few men sat down to brag, they seemed to say so."
"Come here and let me take a look for you."
Zheng Jiu sat up and called the fat man to come and take off his clothes.
Although he doesn't know much about medicine, he does understand a little common sense.
Even if it is a trick, it is impossible to itch all over the body.
The fat man hesitated and said, "Senior brother, this is not good, is it? It would be somewhat offensive for a lonely man to be in the same room and strip naked!"
"What's tnd thinking? I'm asking you to take off your clothes, not your pants."
Zheng Jiu picked up a pillow beside him and smashed it.
The fat man obediently took off his clothes and walked around in front of his senior.
His hands still couldn't help scratching the itchy back.
Zheng Jiu directly asked him to face his back.
After looking at it for a while, he said, "Fatty, when did you get such a domineering tattoo on your back?"
He didn't remember when Fatty got a tattoo, but if it wasn't a tattoo, then there was only one explanation.
This tnd should be under some kind of curse or witchcraft!
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