Grave Robber: Brother, I’m as weak as a scum

Time: Seven years of the Republic of China

Venue: The Pear Garden of Red Singing Opera in Eryue

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The old nine gates are divided into three upper gates, three equal gates and three lower gates.

among them:

The upper three gates: Zhang Qishan, Er Yuehong, and Half Li.

Ping Sanmen: Chen Pi A Si, Wu Lao Gou, Hei Bei Lao Liu.

The next three gates: Huo Xiangu, Qi Tiezui, Jie Jiuye.

Among the old nine sects, Er Yuehong is the second person in the old nine sects.

He is a singing actress in the Changsha Flower Drum Opera troupe, and he is considered a famous actor.

Er Yuehong's handicap is a typical tomb robbery handicap. On the surface, he is a troupe leader, leading the troupe everywhere.

In fact, the group of them sang operas during the day, and they did tomb robbers at night, and the tomb robbers put their things in the suitcases used for singing.

Moreover, everyone in their troupe has some knowledge in martial arts.

On this day, Er Yuehong, a famous Danjiao, was standing on the stage in Liyuan, singing a flower drum opera.

And his wife, the girl, was also sitting in the stands, listening to his melodious singing.

Sometimes, when Er Yuehong sang about love, she would hold her amorous eyes and look at the lady in the stands.

The girl sitting on the stand, when receiving his affectionate eyes, would shyly cover her face with a handkerchief from time to time to cover her red face.

Their loving husband and wife interaction naturally fell into the eyes of other acquaintances.

"Second Master and his wife are still so loving!"

In the stands, a woman with fair skin and a curvy figure was watching the interaction between Er Yuehong and his wife.

This is a very beautiful woman. She is dressed in a light blue cheongsam, which makes her graceful and charming.

Under the embellishment of the light blue clothes, there is even a bit of immortality and desolation in this enchanting.

That oriental charm, like a classical flower, blooms in the depths of time and does not wither with time, it is so enchanting and exquisite, shocking all men.

"Yo, what?"

"Our Seventh Master, Huo Xiangu, this is a spring heart, envious of the love between the second master and his wife?"

Beside this beautiful woman, a handsome man who was hugging a puppy was teasing the beauty in the cheongsam beside him.

"Old Dog Wu, if you can't speak, don't!"

"Be careful I tore your mouth!"

The beauty in the cheongsam didn't pay attention to the man's teasing jokes at all, she uttered cruel words coldly, and directly shut up the man holding the puppy.

"Okay, I won't talk anymore."

Wu Laogou pretended to be panicked and stroked the dog's fur, while reassuring Huo Xiangu.

Huo Xiangu used her beautiful eyes to squint at Old Dog Wu, and then turned her attention to the stage again.

If it weren't for the fact that someone special was about to perform on stage today, she wouldn't have let go of old dog Wu so easily!

When Huo Xiangu thought of that special man, she involuntarily raised the corners of her mouth slightly.

It was the first time she met such a proactive and enthusiastic man.

The men and women sitting on the stands and teasing each other are none other than Wu Laogou, the fifth head of the Old Nine Sect, and Huo Xiangu, the seventh head of the Old Nine Sect.

The two were not invited together.

It was just a coincidence that they were called together by Xiaoer, who entertained guests in the theater.

When Huo Xiangu first stepped into this theater, she was taken to this box by the enthusiastic little second.

And in this box, there happened to be an old dog Wu who had been sitting here a long time ago.

The reason why the second child did this was also because he knew that Wu Laogou and Huo Xiangu were friends of the second master.

He thought that the two of them made an appointment to watch his second master sing an opera together.

So, before Huo Xiangu had time to say anything, she was arranged in Wu Laogou's box by the self-proclaimed second.

After Huo Xiangu entered, she couldn't push Xiaoer's kindness, so she had no choice but to sit down in this box.

"Hey, isn't this Huo Xiangu?"

"Why did you come to this theater?"

"What kind of wind is blowing today, so that it can blow the self-proclaimed noble Huo Xiangu to a low-end theater?"

"Didn't you often say... this theater is a place for men to have fun, don't you bother to come here?"

"The sun is really coming out from the west today, I, Old Dog Wu, can meet you in this theater!"

As soon as Huo Xiangu sat down, she was attacked by Wu Laogou's cannonballs.

Huo Xiangu also ignored Old Dog Wu's talking to himself, she focused her attention on the stands.

She came to the theater today, not to argue with Old Dog Wu!

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Backstage at the theater.

Wei Xuyang was facing a mirror on the table, constantly drawing pictures on his face.

He is a handicapped party, either his eyebrows are thicker, or his lips are too red.

He painted for an entire hour, and there was a problem there, or there was a problem here.No matter how he draws, it is not perfect!
The makeup is so imperfect, if Master sees it later, he will definitely blame him for it.

As a famous actor, Er Yuehong has very strict requirements on actors' makeup!
As Er Yuehong's disciple, Wei Xuyang didn't teach him how to go to the grave, but instead taught him how to sing Huagu Opera.

Wei Xuyang learned to sing a little, and he still learned a little of the most basic singing.

That is, he still couldn't learn how to draw and put on his own eyebrows.

He's just a downright handicapped party.

No matter what Ren Eryuehong handed over, he learned so-so.

Just when Wei Xuyang was feeling very impatient because of his makeup problem, his elder brother Chen Pi Asi walked into the backstage.

"Junior brother, it's almost time for you to take the stage!"

"The class master has asked someone to remind him several times."

"After Master steps down, you will be on stage right away."

"After such a long time, why haven't you done your makeup yet?"

After Chen Pi Asi walked into the backstage, he saw Wei Xuyang's badly painted face.

This is the first time his junior brother has sung on stage. If his junior brother comes on stage with such makeup, the audience will laugh out loud!
Thinking of this, Chen Pi'a took a step forward and directly grabbed the eyebrow pencil from Wei Xuyang's hand.

"Senior brother!"

"Your makeup is really bad."

"Let senior brother come and help you!"

After Chen Pi Asi finished speaking, he stretched out his right hand and provoked Wei Xuyang's face.

He picked up the eyebrow pencil with his left hand, and began to trace Wei Xuyang's eyebrows.

"Junior brother, guess..."

"Your senior brother, who did I see just now?"

Chen Pi Asi took the eyebrow pencil to draw Wei Xuyang's eyebrows, and said to Wei Xuyang intentionally or unintentionally.

"I just... saw Huo Xiangu appear in the stands!"