After stealing the pet turtle system, I became invincible

"No, mom, why did you become younger, and even become a Queen Mother! What happened?!" Gu Qing was still in a daze.

"With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain clearly to you!" Empress Houtu teased.

Gu Qing looked sideways, this is not because he knew his mother, he didn't like to joke when he was a child who braised pork with rattan, and mixed doubles with his father.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, I am the mother of the earth, I have incarnated tens of millions, it is normal to experience the sufferings of the world once in a while!" The more Empress Houtu looked at Gu Qing, the more she felt that this kid was her best child, very It's pleasing to the eye, but a bit "naughty".

"Oh! My mother earth!" Gu Qing held his forehead, seemingly unable to accept the reality, and said speechlessly, "Then dad is some great god?"

Gu Ma raised a finger to her mouth, made a silence gesture, and whispered: "No, your father is an ordinary person and doesn't know my identity yet, so don't disturb him."

Gu Qing was a little disappointed, thinking that his father was some awesome character, otherwise he would not have given birth to such an excellent son, but judging by his mother's expression, it seemed that he was thinking too much.

"Qingzai, I recruited you this time because I need your help with something, and the task is heavy!" Gu Ma put away the joke and said solemnly.

Gu Qing also put away his bewildered face and regained his composure. Of course he knew that his mother had a showdown with him, and obviously had something to ask for, so he nodded and said, "Say it!"

"Have you heard of mending the sky? But this time I want to mend the earth, and there are some things missing, so I need you to help me collect them!"

Gu Ma's shocking words made Gu Qing terrified, but thinking of the key point, he looked sideways and said, "Are you still Empress Nuwa?"

Gu Ma nodded and shook her head again: "Yes and no, but it's not important anymore. Since ancient times, Yin and Yang have been divided, and there are three realms of heaven, earth and man, but I think it is only divided into the Yang realm and the Yin realm! Congested, and there are not enough seats in the Yang Realm, so it is impossible to reincarnate normally."

"That's why it is necessary to re-establish the Great Desolate Yang Realm, and help the souls who died in vain return to life!"

Gu's mother continued to speak in a non-surprising way: "You still need to kill Luo Hu completely, but you may also perish. Are you... still willing?"

Gu Qing pondered for a while, then asked: "Am I doomed to be alone all my life? I'm still a child..."

Gu Ma looked sideways, "Is this what you focus on? If you complete the task, I will ask Nine Heavens Profound Girl to warm your bed!"

"Sigh~"

Gu Qing wanted to refuse, but his body was very honest. He nodded and said, "Whether the bed is warm or not is not important, the main thing is that I like to save the world!"

"Stop talking, go, meet your father, he really misses you."

Gu Ma twisted Gu Qing's ear, and asked someone to take him to the Yintian Palace in Luofeng Mountain, while Empress Houtu had other things to do. In troubled times, she had to arrange many things in person.

Gu Qing, led by Qing Liao, came to a "sand table".

Just now I wondered where tens or even hundreds of billions of creatures live, but now I know, this "sand table" is their residence!

Mustard Seed World!

Make all ghosts shrink countless times and live in the sand!

Gu Qing suddenly found that the little ghost next to him was magnified infinitely, so big, he didn't realize he was in a town called Huaxia District until he couldn't see it.

There was already another White Fang kid to meet him, "My lord, please follow the villain."

After BABA up and down, left, right, and right, Gu Qing finally saw his father, still the same old man, his eyes were a little cloudy, and seeing Gu Qing excitedly hugging Gu Qing, tears flowed into rivers again, the true love between father and son...

He secretly took Gu Qing to an empty corner, looked around, looked up and down, and nodded: "Not bad! Very good!"

Gu Qing said angrily: "That is, I don't want to see whose son it is!"

Invisible flattery is the deadliest!
Papa Gu expressed his deep relief, opened Gu Qing's palm, gave Gu Qing a bead, and said: "You can use this Tai Chi diagram, and the sea of ​​blood will use it."

Numb!
Gu Qing was expressionless!

I just quietly watched you pretend!
"It's really a Taiji diagram! I won't lie to you, tell you, don't tell your mother." Papa Gu's cloudy eyes suddenly burst into dazzling light, and the whole man looked majestic and handsome, and said seriously : "Actually, I used to have a title called Emperor Qing, so you have the character Qing in your name!"

"Sigh~"

Gu Qing gasped, all of them were really worrying, rolled his eyes and said: "Blag, is that mother Nuwa Empress?"

Pa Gu shook his head and said, "Your mother is just an ordinary person, don't bother her."

Gu Qing was speechless.

What game are you playing? !

I'm ashamed to tear you apart!
"Your mother is out shopping, let's get together later, yes, why isn't the girl dead?" Papa Gu expressed that he missed his daughter very much.

"How did you become a father? Someone cursed your daughter like that? She is still alive and well, don't worry about it."

Gu Qing felt that he was unlucky in his family, with such a parent who knew how to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger all day long.

If he was willing to show a little bit of strength, why did he work so hard? !
Just walk sideways in the sky and on the ground!
Fortunately, now that he has grown up, he has to push his son out to hit nine!

How sad!

"That's right, the two little girls Yiyiluoyi are quite sensible, do you want to talk to her?" Papa Gu teased, his eyes regained a little cloudiness and he looked like an old man.

……

"The world is too bitter, I won't come in the next life!" Luo Yi's face was full of sorrow, and I felt pity for it.

Since childhood, he had no father or mother, depended on his elder sister, was trapped in the Ice Emperor Temple, had no childhood, no freedom, then his elder sister was murdered, and was tricked all the way to the earth by Gu Qing, a straight man, and finally was ruthlessly "abandoned". She was really sacked by Gu Qing!
So, the world is very unfriendly to her!

Gu Qing rewarded Luo Yi with a thud in the head, and taught him a lesson: "Stop watching idol dramas, don't learn the good ones, learn these gaudy rotten girl skills!"

Roy covered his head and said aggrievedly: "I'm bored, you don't take me to play, you don't play TV shows, why are you going to give birth to monkeys for you?!"

Gu Qing clutched her forehead, okay, it's hopeless, another girl was harmed by an idol drama.

As for Yiyi, she had such embarrassing eyes, pretending to be aloof, pretending that nothing happened, trying to get away with it.

"Yiyi, I've received the words you asked Nine Heavens Xuannv to take. This time, you should obey me, how tired you are!" Gu Qing said proudly.

"hold head high……"

Li Yiyi didn't know whether to agree or not, so she nodded vaguely.

Gu Qing took it as if she had agreed, anyway, after all this was done, he would carry it home and drag it home.

At night, well, there is no day or night in the underworld.

But in order to take care of the ghosts of the earth and the Jingyuan star, Empress Hou Tu made a small sun and a small moon, and everyone just used them.

Gu Ma bought some vegetables and came back, and invited Yiyi and Luo Yi to the house for a friendly meal.

You still asked me to be dedicated at the beginning, but you don't mind now?
Look at Gu's father and mother's acting skills, they are perfectly round and natural, without any flaws!

Papa Gu is an old smoker, this fart-picking trick is perfect!
Gu Ma is gentle but a little bit strong, with a shrew temperament that is not angry and arrogant, and she is also at the level of a movie queen.

Occasionally, the two couples looked at each other, revealing the "disgusting" look of the old couple and old wives, which is also impeccable.

It was Gu Qing who expressed hot eyes, pretending!Dress hard!
I really didn't see it, so I could only bury my head and use my chopsticks to pull the rice hard.

The two girls were left out in the cold.

Can this be tolerated?
Gu's father and mother twisted one of Gu Qing's ears and said, "Why are you so stupid? Don't you know how to greet others? No wonder you can't find a girlfriend!"

Hey……

Life depends on acting skills!