Myriad Realms Bear Kid System
Chapter 38
After staying in the house for a while, the doorbell rang outside. Guo Xiaoming went out to take a look, and found an adult man outside.
The man: "Son, I am your third uncle. I hugged you when you were young."
Guo Xiaoming thought to himself: The system has already said that I was born and raised by heaven and earth, where did the third uncle come from, and it was appointed for money.Then he said: "Where did my third uncle come from? My third uncle is dead."
The man rolled his eyes and said, "My memory is wrong, I am your third uncle."
Guo Xiaoming: "So it's the third uncle, come in." Then the system called out the man's identity.
System: "Wang Ergou, when he was 12 years old, he was a gangster and idled all day long. At the age of 15, he pissed off his parents to death and obtained his parents' inheritance. Because of his gambling habit, he lost all his family property. In the end, he was desperate to lose with the one who gambled against him. They got into a fight and were arrested by the police. After they got out, they didn’t change their minds. They were cheated and abducted. The money was cheated into my own hands."
Guo Xiaoming thought to himself: This is easy to handle.Then he said: "Wait, you still think it's not my third uncle. When I was young, my third uncle loved playing a game with me the most."
Wang Ergou thought to himself: Children are so easy to fool. When I cheat his money, I will be rich.Then he said: "Of course I remember, what do you want to play, third uncle will take you to play now."
Guo Xiaoming: "Then let's start now." After that, he took Wang Ergou's hand into the sky, flew from the sky to the ground, and then flew from the ground to the sky, and flew back and forth several times to create a sonic boom. Fortunately, Guo Xiaoming Added a protective barrier to him, otherwise he would have died long ago.
After flying, Guo Xiaoming said, "Third Uncle, isn't it fun?"
Wang Ergou was already frightened, and said, "It's fun."
Guo Xiaoming: "Then let's play again."
Wang Ergou immediately went crazy, talking nonsense: "I am Superman, I am Lin Zhengying, Taishang Laojun gourd baby, la la la, watch me slay demons and demons, ha ha ha." He crashed into a tree Passed out.
Guo Xiaoming: "The psychological endurance is really poor, and I can't do it after only flying for a while."
System: "The omnipotent maid ordered by the host has traveled through the space-time tunnel, please check the host." It's too late, but it's fast.
A female student's voice came, saying: "Master, I am here." A space-time tunnel opened in front of Guo Xiaoming, probably because Guo Xiaoming was a child, a little short in stature, and the almighty maid was born in a kind of way. Coming over in a hugging posture, Guo Xiaoming's blood surged up at that time, and two streams of blood spurted out from his nostrils, which were long and spectacular.
The maid asked stupidly: "Hey, where is my master? Why does my chest feel cold and wet?"
Guo Xiaoming thought to himself: Is this the legendary idiot Baitian? I’ve gotten a little angry recently, no, I’m an immortal cultivator at the Golden Core Stage, how could I get angry? It’s too embarrassing.
The maid looked down and said, "Ah, are you my master? Why are you bleeding so much?"
Guo Xiaoming: "It's okay, you may be the person who hurt me the most in history, and you are still injured internally, you are amazing, there is no trick to win."
The maid: "I'm sorry, master, I originally wanted to greet you with such a face, but I didn't expect to hurt you."
Guo Xiaoming: "Just be more careful in the future, help me go back to rest, I feel tired for the first time." Then he called the system and said, "System, are you playing with me, causing my blood to splatter three feet, Fortunately, there are no outsiders, otherwise I would be ashamed."
System: "As the host said, it may be because some people's psychological endurance is too poor."
The man: "Son, I am your third uncle. I hugged you when you were young."
Guo Xiaoming thought to himself: The system has already said that I was born and raised by heaven and earth, where did the third uncle come from, and it was appointed for money.Then he said: "Where did my third uncle come from? My third uncle is dead."
The man rolled his eyes and said, "My memory is wrong, I am your third uncle."
Guo Xiaoming: "So it's the third uncle, come in." Then the system called out the man's identity.
System: "Wang Ergou, when he was 12 years old, he was a gangster and idled all day long. At the age of 15, he pissed off his parents to death and obtained his parents' inheritance. Because of his gambling habit, he lost all his family property. In the end, he was desperate to lose with the one who gambled against him. They got into a fight and were arrested by the police. After they got out, they didn’t change their minds. They were cheated and abducted. The money was cheated into my own hands."
Guo Xiaoming thought to himself: This is easy to handle.Then he said: "Wait, you still think it's not my third uncle. When I was young, my third uncle loved playing a game with me the most."
Wang Ergou thought to himself: Children are so easy to fool. When I cheat his money, I will be rich.Then he said: "Of course I remember, what do you want to play, third uncle will take you to play now."
Guo Xiaoming: "Then let's start now." After that, he took Wang Ergou's hand into the sky, flew from the sky to the ground, and then flew from the ground to the sky, and flew back and forth several times to create a sonic boom. Fortunately, Guo Xiaoming Added a protective barrier to him, otherwise he would have died long ago.
After flying, Guo Xiaoming said, "Third Uncle, isn't it fun?"
Wang Ergou was already frightened, and said, "It's fun."
Guo Xiaoming: "Then let's play again."
Wang Ergou immediately went crazy, talking nonsense: "I am Superman, I am Lin Zhengying, Taishang Laojun gourd baby, la la la, watch me slay demons and demons, ha ha ha." He crashed into a tree Passed out.
Guo Xiaoming: "The psychological endurance is really poor, and I can't do it after only flying for a while."
System: "The omnipotent maid ordered by the host has traveled through the space-time tunnel, please check the host." It's too late, but it's fast.
A female student's voice came, saying: "Master, I am here." A space-time tunnel opened in front of Guo Xiaoming, probably because Guo Xiaoming was a child, a little short in stature, and the almighty maid was born in a kind of way. Coming over in a hugging posture, Guo Xiaoming's blood surged up at that time, and two streams of blood spurted out from his nostrils, which were long and spectacular.
The maid asked stupidly: "Hey, where is my master? Why does my chest feel cold and wet?"
Guo Xiaoming thought to himself: Is this the legendary idiot Baitian? I’ve gotten a little angry recently, no, I’m an immortal cultivator at the Golden Core Stage, how could I get angry? It’s too embarrassing.
The maid looked down and said, "Ah, are you my master? Why are you bleeding so much?"
Guo Xiaoming: "It's okay, you may be the person who hurt me the most in history, and you are still injured internally, you are amazing, there is no trick to win."
The maid: "I'm sorry, master, I originally wanted to greet you with such a face, but I didn't expect to hurt you."
Guo Xiaoming: "Just be more careful in the future, help me go back to rest, I feel tired for the first time." Then he called the system and said, "System, are you playing with me, causing my blood to splatter three feet, Fortunately, there are no outsiders, otherwise I would be ashamed."
System: "As the host said, it may be because some people's psychological endurance is too poor."
You'll Also Like
-
The female CEO dumped him for 5 million yuan in breakup fee
Chapter 201 7 hours ago -
Conan: The winery killer has a soft spot for Huiyuan
Chapter 163 7 hours ago -
Surprise! This son of God is actually a villain
Chapter 198 7 hours ago -
The beginning of the extreme emperor soldier, confession of the villain empress
Chapter 184 8 hours ago -
Gao Wu: I transform into Yama of the underworld to judge life and death
Chapter 213 8 hours ago -
Relying on the beauty master to be invincible, do you know how hard it is?
Chapter 114 8 hours ago -
Saint! You don't want to see the fall of the Heavenly Demon Sect, do you?
Chapter 233 8 hours ago -
Live: My Ocean Ranch
Chapter 259 8 hours ago -
Genshin Impact: I am not a grass god
Chapter 239 8 hours ago -
Beast Tamer Simulator: My beast can evolve infinitely
Chapter 223 8 hours ago