Bad Master: Disciple, don't make trouble, you are pregnant!

Here Wei Canglan is tirelessly reading in the Sutra Pavilion, ancient books about natural materials, earth treasures and rune skills, hoping to find useful knowledge.

Over there, Wei Xiaohua took Yan Weiran's cat and wandered out to play.

Although playing, two monsters with high IQ will not roll around and fight like looking for cats and dogs.

The cat and the dog walked around the sect leisurely. Occasionally, when they saw it, some disciples would come forward to stroke their fur and say hello.

Sanhuamao didn't dislike this very much. On the contrary, it would take the initiative to rub the trouser legs of the disciples.

But Wei Xiaohua is different, if someone wants to touch its fur, although this little guy won't show his fangs, he will still take a look and run away, not giving him a chance at all.

It made the disciples feel disappointed for a while.

"Hey, as expected of Master Canglan's mount, it has such a cold personality that you won't even be allowed to touch it."

"Hey, don't say it. They are monsters, not ordinary puppies. Maybe in its eyes, we might not be as good as those low-level monsters."

"That's right, don't look at its harmless appearance to humans and animals now, but when it grows bigger, it will be majestic and majestic, and not everyone can ride it."

"It is only Master who can control it."

"I also really want a mount that becomes smaller and cute, and becomes bigger and more handsome."

"Dream you, do you think you are Cang Lan's second seat?"

Wei Xiaohua ran not far away and stopped, looking at those noisy disciples, she couldn't help shaking her head.

Stupid human beings, are your dirty hands worthy of stroking my noble hair?
Humph.

The disciples teased the three-flowered cat for a while and then left. The kitten yawned, probably feeling bored, got up and walked to Wei Xiaohua's side, and asked in the language of monsters:
"Why don't you let them please?"

"Heh, why do you want to please?"

Wei Xiaohua raised its haughty dog ​​head:

"There is only one person I need to please, and that is my master Wei Canglan."

"That's true."

Sanhuamao's eyes showed envy again.

Gollum~

There was a sound from its cat belly.

Wei Xiaohua lowered her head, glanced at it, and understood:

"hungry?"

"Hmm...following Elder Yan Weiran, you can't eat too much meat. Most of the daily meals are vegetarian dishes. I think I am also a monster, and I want to follow a Taoist priest to eat vegetarian food on the mountain... Sigh..."

Sanhua's eyes showed grievances.

Wei Xiaohua's eyes are full of pity:
"troubled you."

"Okay, then I will show mercy and take you to have a good meal."

"Huh? What's good?"

Sanhua screamed, unbelievable.

"Of course it's meat, hehe."

Wei Xiaohua wagged her tail and continued:

"The master feeds me meat every day."

"Also, I usually eat whatever he and his disciples eat. It's very delicious."

Sanhua drooled as she listened:

"Wow, I'm envious, I'm envious of my real name."

"Let's go, I'll take you to eat delicious and spicy food today."

After finishing speaking, a dog and a cat walked towards Xueyue Peak.

Not long after, the two little guys returned to Wei Canglan's yard.

Today, the disciples are on holiday, and they all eat and go for a walk, so naturally there is no one in the courtyard.

Wei Xiaohua took Sanhua over the wall into the courtyard, and then went straight to the East Kitchen, with two fleshy paws resting on the door, and easily pushed it open.

"You, how are you so proficient?"

Sanhua watched Wei Xiaohua's smooth operation, dumbfounded.

"skilled?"

Wei Xiaohua was puzzled:
"Just open the door, nothing will happen."

Sanhua was even more aggrieved:

"Hey, if I dare to do this, Elder Yan Weiran will definitely scold me, and you opened the door of East Chef."

"cut."

Wei Xiaohua rolled her eyes:
"That old woman has so many rules."

"The master sometimes goes out, and if I'm hungry, I'll come to East Kitchen to find something to eat, and I usually have surplus food."

"Just be careful, don't be afraid of breaking the dishes. When the master comes back and finds that I have been here, he just smiles and praises me for getting smarter."

The more Sanhua listened, the more uncomfortable she became, full of emotion.

Ugh.

People die more than people.

Oh no, it's a beast who dies compared to a beast, and one who compares goods with goods has to be thrown away.

They are also monsters, and they also live under the sect of monks. How can their living conditions be so different?

Just as she was thinking, Sanhua saw that Wei Xiaohua jumped onto a cabinet more skillfully, moved her body cautiously, clamped her tail so as not to touch the surrounding bottles and cans, walked along the side of the cabinet to the door of the cabinet , then raised the claws, exposing the sharp nails, and slowly stuffed them into the gap of the cabinet door, and then pried lightly, and the cabinet door opened with a "creak".

Sanhua was completely dumbfounded.

Can you do this?

How skilled is Wei Xiaohua?How many times has it come here to steal food?
Forget it.

It's not called stealing, Master Canglan doesn't care.

After the cabinet door was opened, Wei Xiaohua's shiny green eyes gleamed. She glanced inside the cabinet door and finally found a white porcelain bowl containing some leftover animal meat from yesterday. She bit it down, took it out, and flew away. When he came down from the cabinet, he was in a strong figure and moved around nimbly, without ever touching the bowls and chopsticks.

After lightly landing on the ground, Wei Xiaohua rolled her eyes twice, and saw Xiaojiazi next to the landing with its own white porcelain bowl.

On the outside of the porcelain bowl is a miniature version of a cute dog's head, but inside it has been cleaned and is spotless, unlike the dirty bowls prepared for dogs in ordinary people's homes.

Wei Xiaohua put the animal meat in the bowl, raised her eyebrows at Sanhua twice, and pushed the porcelain bowl towards it with her paw:

"Eat."

"Really? Can I eat?"

Sanhua's saliva remained, but it was still very polite. After all, it was a monster with a high IQ, and it followed Yan Weiran, so it knew a lot of etiquette.

"Eat as soon as I tell you to eat."

"Then isn't the bowl dirty again? Can you clean the bowl?"

Sanhua looked at the meat that was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and the clean white porcelain bowl, feeling tangled in her heart.

"Hey, why are you so inked!"

Xiaohua imitated Wei Canglan's occasional soliloquy and continued:

"Of course I don't know how to wash the dishes. When the master's disciples come back and see that my dishes are dirty, whoever has time will help wash them."

"How can they be so nice to you?"

"I don't know either, hey, you'd better eat quickly, aren't you hungry?"

"Aren't you going to eat?"

"No, I've eaten, and the master will cook a big meal at noon."

"Ok."

Sanhua lowered her head and started to eat silently.

The familiar taste of meat and the familiar taste made Sanhua, who has been a vegetarian for a long time, almost burst into tears at this moment.

Compared with Wei Xiaohua, it looks like a monk who is practicing asceticism, he doesn't care about meat.

Is this still the life of a monster?

Ugh.

Do you want to leave Yan Weiran?

Forget it.

Living in the Cangxing Gate, at least there will be no danger. Returning to the Lingxian Mountain Range is full of dangers and precarious.

For a stable life, it's okay to sacrifice food.

Sanhua thought so.