Bad Master: Disciple, don't make trouble, you are pregnant!

[Mission completed, reward: Marksmanship +1. 】

Wei Canglan listened to the system's notification sound in his head, and the corner of Wei Canglan's mouth curled up in an imperceptible arc.

Cool.

Comfortable.

Transparent!
Pretend... oh no, pretending is too vulgar.

It should be said that he manifested himself in front of people.

This feeling is cool.

tnnd, in the future, can the dog system add more options to show the holiness in front of people, so that I can have a good time.

Their masters are all invincible, heaven-defying and outstanding, and admired by thousands of people.

It's just me, I have to develop every day, and do things carefully, for fear of offending some powerful person, being repaired, and finally the human design collapses.

This is called traveling through life?

In those fantasy time travel novels I read before, which male protagonist didn't pretend to slap his face.

Hmph, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!Is this plot fun?
Of course cool!
Another example is the male lead in a betrayal novel. He was backstabbed by his beloved at the beginning, but he was able to slap his face in an instant, killing both male and female villains.

Whether it's cool or not, of course it's cool!
How come I, Wei, crossed over and became a dog, and it took 100 years?

No reason!
People's system is to give away exercises and pills, and you can give some super gift packages if you do some tasks casually.

How come I have to do optional missions to get attribute points like mosquito legs?

Long sky, why are you inferior to me?
Sure enough, this kind of drama of violently beating up the stinky brother is really enjoyable.

I hope there will be more options like this in the system in the future!

Slowly, Wei Canglan gradually calmed down. Looking at Lin Tianming who was sitting on the ground with a face full of shame and indignation, he stopped barking and snorted coldly:
"Is Mr. Lin waiting for dinner? Do you want me to invite you?"

Lin Tianming was so startled that his whole body trembled, he came back from his distraught, quickly got up, gave Wei Canglan a vicious look, then turned and ran away without looking back.

That distressed appearance seemed to be fleeing, as if there was something extremely frightening behind him.

After this annoying guy got out, Fan Qingmeng and Zhuge Linglong still hadn't recovered from the shock.

They were amazed at Wei Canglan's attack when he was sullen, but they were more impressed by his talent.

Even if he stood up to teach Lin Tianming a disciple who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, he could still fight back with poetry in an extremely mocking and vicious way.

Is this Wei Canglan?
This is the peerless master of Cangxingmen?
It was so terrifying!
Fan Qingmeng thought secretly in his heart, and at the same time he was extremely thankful that his choice was right.

Fortunately, she likes Wei Canglan and stands in the same camp as him. It is like this today, and it will be like this in the future.

But Zhuge Linglong's mood was relatively calm.

Because she knows Wei Canglan's ability to speak well, but now she is a little curious about what the poems just now mean.

Zhuge Linglong looked sideways and raised her eyebrows, looked at Wei Canglan's Qingjun's side face, and found that he had regained his indifferent appearance, presumably because his sullenness had subsided, so he asked sweetly:
"Second Cang Lan, what is the meaning of the poem you asked Lin Tianming to bring back just now?"

"Although this girl is well-educated, she can also understand the meaning of impromptu operations like the second seat."

Fan Qingmeng also nodded, he didn't think he was ignorant, he just asked if he didn't know, he was not ashamed to ask.

Wei Canglan smiled, looked at the rows of houses where Yaowanggu lived, and said calmly:

"It's actually very simple. Seeing that he has no shame and no manners, I compared him to a mouse."

"If you don't have etiquette, righteousness and shame, you are worse than a mouse. Why don't you hurry up to bliss and escape into reincarnation?"

Zhuge Linglong was dumb, and then raised his hand to cover his lower abdomen, couldn't help smiling and said:

"Ruthless, too ruthless! I must write down these lines of poetry. If I meet someone like Lin Tianming again in the future, I will fight back!"

Fan Qingmeng couldn't help covering his face, and exclaimed:
"Cang Lan's seat is not only strong, but also has such a profound cultural heritage, which is beyond my generation."

"He, Lin Tianming, met you today, so he was extremely unlucky."

Stop praising me.

I'll be proud of it again.

But you two, if you like me so much, why don't you have a drink to your heart's content tonight?Know everything and say everything.

When it comes to deep love, do we look for a secluded woods where there is no one, and have a hearty talk?
You Zhengyang Sect and Jade Phoenix Sect all want to win me over?
Since you want to win over, you have to put your interests in front of you, right?

You have to give me sweets, right?
Or else just win over?That's a whore!

However, Wei Canglan didn't say it out loud, and said all these thoughts, facing the two people's spare no effort to praise, he just smiled without saying a word, showing his superior character.

The three talked and laughed, and continued to walk forward, preparing to visit the scenery of Xiapan Mang Mountain again.

But not long after, a disciple of Gao Kaicha from the Jade Phoenix Sect walked over, bowed to them and said:

"Second seat, Miss Linglong, young suzerain!"

"The lunch is ready, please move to the back hall three times."

What time is it?

How come lunch is ready?

Are you doing the Manchu Banquet?
Forget it.

Although I have reached the realm of bigu, how can I miss the good wine and food?
As the host of this conference, Jade Phoenix Sect must not be bad in terms of food.

eat!
In the last life, as a Chinese who can eat everything, how can he not eat?

Wei Canglan's elder sister nodded, looked at Zhuge Linglong and Fan Qingmeng again, and said loudly:

"Today, I will taste the craftsmanship of the disciples of the Jade Phoenix Sect."

Zhuge Linglongxiu was nothing, of course he had to eat, but the girl had to be reserved, so she nodded symbolically, but in fact she was already hungry.

After all, I had just quarreled with others, so I continued to replenish my strength.

As the young suzerain, Fan Qingmeng is ready to accompany even Bigu.

So, led by sister Gao Kaicha, the three of them went to the back hall that had been built and decorated earlier.

Take a quick walk for a few miles, passing through rows of elegant attics.

A one-story mansion with a large area came into view.

The house is built of pure wood, which resembles the style of the Tang Dynasty.

Wei Canglan took a look, slightly surprised in his heart.

Unexpectedly, the Jade Phoenix Sect was really rich, so they directly converted the mansion into a canteen.

The three of them walked into the main entrance, passed through the small courtyard, and formally entered the house.

Suddenly, the light is transparent.

A set of tables and chairs made of high-quality materials are placed and arranged with spacious intervals.

The so-called back hall is actually a slightly empty hall.

But the display and furnishings in it made the place more smoky.

Wei Canglan looked it over carefully, and it felt like the cafeteria in the university in his previous life.

It's just that the decoration of this back hall is extremely exquisite.

The three of them found a quiet place to sit down, and guided their sister to arrange staff and prepare to serve the food.

Soon, the five dishes and one soup were brought to the table by several slender sisters who also wore high slits.

Wei Canglan looked at it and couldn't help nodding.

Well, the food is good.

There are all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas.