Sudden death from overtime work, I directly awakened the 996 blessing system

Su Cheng asked him curiously: Then where did you get the elixir you gave me?Steal someone else's? "

Taishang Laojun smiled: "It's inside."

After speaking, he handed him another handkerchief.

"Repairing the alchemy furnace has made the temperature here higher, I'm sorry, fellow Taoists."

Su Cheng took the veil and wiped it, but he didn't expect the veil to be icy cold.

It cooled him down in an instant, but luckily he was wearing thick clothes, otherwise it would be really easy to get cold.

It seems that this old man is a good man.

Laojun climbed to a high place and fetched a dozen pills for him.

Su Cheng asked puzzled; "You can fly, why do you have to climb up yourself?"

Laojun looked at him and smiled mysteriously.

"Climb up to show your sincerity, and exercise your body by the way."

After finishing speaking, he let out an "ouch" and covered his waist.

Su Cheng quickly supported him: "But you are a god, and you are in good health."

Why is this Taishang Laojun still exercising?

"No, this body is not sensitive, but my soul is flexible."

After saying that, he handed the elixir to Su Cheng, and personally performed the soul out of body show for him.

Good guy, it doesn't matter if you don't perform, but once you perform Sioux City, you are so scared that you want to pee your pants.

It's so fucking scary.

After Su Cheng took the elixir and thanked the Supreme Lord, he was blocked by the heavenly soldiers and generals at the door.

"Stop, you are not from Tiangong, take out the fairy card."

Fairy card?Of course he doesn't have a fairy card, but he does have fists.

Su Cheng smiled and looked at the heavenly soldiers and generals, protecting the old Taoist behind him.

Then he said cheekily: "No, there is really no such thing. I came here at the order of the Jade Emperor, can you accommodate me?"

Alas, it's too bad, why doesn't he have a baby that can record sound and picture.

Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals dare to accommodate him, if they are accommodated, the Jade Emperor will blame him in the future and lose their jobs, can Su Cheng give them to them, no.

"Should there be a warrant?" The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals looked at him.

Su Cheng scratched his head and thought for a while.

After a while, he said again: "There is no such thing."

How dare the heavenly soldiers and generals dare to talk nonsense with him, he and the old Taoist were tied up with a fairy rope, and then hung at the gate of the prison in the heavenly court.

"This Jade Emperor, why does he keep digging holes in people's backs? We help him fight monsters, but he is fine, and he still beats him like this. If we knew this, why should we help him..."

The Ox-nosed Old Daoist complained while trying to cut it off with a talisman paper that could be turned into a knife.

However, after grinding and grinding for a long time, the bundle of fairy ropes became tighter and tighter.

"Oh my god, don't bother me, let me figure out a way... Oh, yes, I almost forgot that I am a Xuanxian now, and I can transform, hehe."

Seeing Su Cheng's embarrassing look, the old man looked at him jealously.

Then he said coldly: "It's not for you, can I be tied up, every time I take the blame for you, you sit back and enjoy it."

Su Cheng didn't speak any more, turned into a dog, and ran away quickly on four cheerful short legs.

As soon as he ran to the door, he saw a beautiful woman holding a white rabbit shouting: "Xiaotian, why are you here, where is Brother Yang?"

What?This is Chang'e?Why is Chang'e so fat?
He wanted to complain, but couldn't speak.

"I just went out to play, and I don't know Brother Yang."

He tried to answer Chang'e with a barking sound.

Unexpectedly, Chang'e understood: "Well, that's fine, then you can go and play, but, have you not eaten?"

Wow, it's okay to understand his dog's words, but why is this Chang'e so fat?

"Xiao Tian" nodded his head, and sure enough his stomach started to growl.

Chang'e kindly gave him a few months of cakes, and then left in a hurry.

But before he spoke, "Xiao Tian" came back today.

"Where did you come from, the dog demon, why are you pretending to be me?"

Xiaotian turned out to be in human form, and his eyes were full of fierce light.

Next to him was a man with a big shoulder and a round beer belly, who was carrying a three-pointed two-edged knife with great difficulty.

Su Cheng wanted to speak, but his mouth seemed to be sealed suddenly, unable to speak.

Isn't it true that this Xiaotian is so willful, does he really think that his dog's life is happy, so he wants to make the dog's life of the dog next to him unhappy?
Unexpectedly, if he didn't speak, he would have to be complained by the other party: "It's just a low-level dog monster. It can't even transform into a human form. It wants to be like me. Hmph, you can't control yourself."

God, this dog's mouth is really poisonous.

It's true that dogs can't spit out ivory.

The fat man beside him was very kind.

"Forget about Xiaotian, he didn't do anything when he became you, didn't he just snatch two mooncakes from Yutu, why don't you?"

The fat man is not bad and speaks for him.

But in the next second, my heart was pierced... oh no, my dog's heart was pierced.

The fat man suddenly became vicious: "I haven't reached the target for this month's performance, why don't I take you and go to the Jade Emperor to receive the reward, what do you think?"

It's okay to kill him, but he still needs to choke his neck, God, what kind of suffering is this in the world, and a dog who is not a dog should bear it?

Su Cheng shook his head desperately and kept whining in pain, but he didn't expect that fat man to still stare at him.

"Oh, you still resist, you have backbone, if that's the case, then I'll go, Xiaotian, go."

As he said that, the fat man took Xiao Tian and a thin "Su Cheng" whose eyes were full of tears, to the Nine Heavens Hall.

Jade Emperor just woke up and saw Xiaotian shouting, so he said to the fat man: "Hey, God Erlang, where is the wind that brought you here?"

After speaking, he showed Erlang God a seat.

This guy with a beer belly is actually Erlang Shen?

God, don't you wear it like this?

"A demonic wind, let's see. When I was on patrol, I saw him sneaking around Laojun's back door, so I caught him. How about it?"

Erlang Shen's tone was full of complacency.

Su Cheng looked at Jade Emperor with hatred in his eyes.

Seeing this hateful look, the Jade Emperor felt furious in his heart. He looked at Fairy Bailian beside him, and said again: "Let's let it go, this is the new Lord God."

Erlangshen was not convinced, the achievement he got was rejected by the Jade Emperor with one sentence, how could he not be angry?
"No, he is obviously a dog demon."

"Overlord God."

"Dog demon."

"Overlord God."

The white lotus fairy Liu Yiyi who was next to her saw that the two were arguing, and shouted, "Enough, it's the master god."

Erlangshen looked carefully at the fairy in front of him, and suddenly felt that she was a little strange, so he asked.

"Jade Emperor, is this your new maid?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Erlang God and almost cried.

The misunderstanding that was resolved just now was disturbed by this fool again. It's really difficult, why is it so difficult to be the Jade Emperor.

Bailian Fairy Liu Yiyi took out her Bright Moon Sword, and hit Erlang God on the head.

"He's mine, so be careful with what you say."

Erlang looked at Liu Yiyi's mountain with a squinting look, and nodded his head, almost bleeding all over the floor.

Seeing that Erlang God was disrespectful to her, Liu Yiyi changed into a smirk again: "Brother Yang, why don't you try jumping into the Samsara Valley, it's very red."

Erlangshen was so frightened by the creepy smile that he shivered, and ran away with the Xiaotian dog in his hands.

"Hmph, overestimate your own strength. Look, Su Cheng, how can this person be more cowardly than you." A veteran soul suddenly floated from the sky and talked to him on it.

Su Cheng wanted to laugh a little, and looked along the moonlight mirror above the Jade Emperor's head, and found that the old Taoist was still hanging in the main hall of the prison.