Comprehensive Martial Arts: Qixia Town Storytelling, Invite the Moon to Watch
Chapter 33 Toad Kung Fu?
They can't help but hate it.
After all, it's okay to be oppressed by officials on weekdays, but he is still oppressed by this kind of non-male and non-female thing.
It's really frustrating.
Ouyang Xiu also frowned, looking very upset, "Then what happens next?"
"In the end? In the end, the eunuch still failed to protect his godson. Those officials who were still protecting his godson were all convinced by Mr. Bao's special skills."
After hearing this, everyone laughed together.
Ouyang Xiu also felt relieved.
Just as he was about to stand up, he saw an old man with a scruffy beard walking in from the door.
The old man scanned the others with cloudy eyes and found a seat to sit down.
This move caught Ouyang Xiu's attention. After observing for a while, he felt that he was just an ordinary person, so he took him away.
But before he left, some people were left in this place to continue watching.
The people around fell into the joke again.
Sun Erniang went to the old man's side and asked him what he wanted.
The old man suddenly opened his strange eyes, let out a heavy breath, and stared at Sun Erniang.
That frightening appearance made the surrounding guests half-beaten in shock.
What's the matter with this guy?
Could it be that he was drunk and ready to go crazy with alcohol?
Others discussed in low voices.
But the old man took a sharp look at those people who were discussing before, and they shut up in fright.
Sun Erniang was a wanderer, so naturally she would not be frightened by the old man's gaze and said, "My guest, what do you want?"
"I don't know, who am I?" The old man suddenly asked.
The other spectators laughed when they heard it.
Don't you yourself know who you are?He even asked someone else.
I'm afraid it's not a fool.
But the old man slapped the table angrily and stood up, only staring at the people around him, and gritted his teeth and said, "Who am I! What's my name!"
Everyone felt a little strange looking at him.
They all left their positions one after another, trotted a few steps and ran out of the store.
Of course, Erniang Sun noticed that if this person continued to stay, it would add trouble to her shop.
She also said in a cold voice, "If this guest is not here to eat and stay at the hotel, please leave. After all, you have scared other people here."
"You want to drive me away?"
The old man suddenly raised his strange eyes and looked at Erniang Sun.
Afterwards, he approached Sun Erniang, panting like a beast, "Do you know who I am! You don't even know me, yet you still dare to let me go!"
Sun Erniang was not used to him either, she picked up a glass of wine from the table next to her, and poured it on his face, "Where did you find pickled meat, come to my mother to make trouble!"
This glass of wine completely made the man angry.
But he suddenly opened his arms, and the surrounding tables and chairs were knocked over by the breath of his body!
I also saw him slapping the table with both palms, and the table in front of him was instantly broken into several halves.
Sun Erniang picked up the wine glass and threw it at his face, but the man suddenly stretched out his hand to hold Sun Erniang's arm tightly.
"You want to fight me!" he growled.
A mighty force shot from his palm hit Sun Erniang's heart, knocking her flying immediately.
The strength of this palm was not very strong, but it made Sun Erniang unable to get up from the ground for a long time.
"You salty bastard! How dare you beat me! I will never let you go!" Sun Erniang roared angrily.
He picked up a bench from the side and shot it directly.
But the man suddenly lay on the ground with his chin bulging, and when he landed on the ground, he looked like a big toad.
Just by looking at the appearance, you can tell what kind of kung fu this person is practicing.
Su Bei was startled, I'll go, Ha Toad is crazy, isn't this fucking Ouyang Feng!
This guy has mastered the toad skill!
Su Bei was even more shocked, and saw that the surrounding tables, chairs and benches had already been broken.
If I continue to let him smash it here, I'm afraid my job will be lost too!
Su Bei felt restless.
He originally wanted to rush over to stop it, but he didn't know how to use his strength!
After all, there are not many opportunities for him to use his strength from the beginning to now.
Otherwise, just whip him with a stick?
Su Bei made up his mind and swung the bench from the side.
After that, the bench was thrown out directly.
The bench drew an arc in the air and hit Ouyang Feng's back!
The bench shattered in an instant, but Ouyang Feng was fine.
However, he also turned his attention to Su Bei, "How dare you sneak attack! Idiot! Look at the trick!"
After his words fell, he slapped his palms on the ground, smashing several big holes in the ground.
He also saw his legs curled up, jumping up like a toad.
He was about to reach Su Bei when he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him.
A few petals hit his shoulder with a gust of wind.
Immediately opened a mouth on his arm!
Ouyang Feng's face was painful, he became more sober, and after he figured it out, he wanted to run away.
However, some petals floated from nowhere, whirled in the air and blocked in front of him.
Ouyang Feng bumped into the petal, and was torn apart by another force!
Immediately, all the clothes on his body were ripped open, revealing the scarred skin.
The wind that rolled the petals beat him again, directly smashing him into the soil.
This trick looks like it?
Su Bei's eyes lit up, and he unconsciously looked towards the second floor.
Ouyang Feng crawled out from the hole on the ground, his muscles and bones were all broken.
But this is not a big deal for him, as long as he recuperates for a few days, he will recover.
"It seems that there are still experts in this place!" Ouyang Feng spat out a mouthful of blood after saying this.
He raised his eyes to look at Su Bei, then looked at the mess around him, and said with a wry smile, "It's really..."
When he raised his head again, Erniang Sun had already arrived in front of him with a bench.
Ouyang Feng also closed his eyes, but he waited for a long time before the bench fell on his head.
He opened his eyes and looked at Erniang Sun, and asked again, "Why don't you use your hands?"
"Do it? I still think it will cost more money to buy it after I do it!" Sun Erniang snorted coldly, and threw the bench in her hand aside.
Ouyang Feng mobilized a wave of internal strength, temporarily repaired the broken bone, and struggled to get up.
He grinned grinningly, "It was true that I was a little crazy before, I hope everyone will bear with me!"
After that, he saw Su Bei again and was amazed.
"I didn't expect that such a small restaurant would also host Wuhu Hidden Dragon! If you guessed right, you should be the Supreme Master, right?"
Su Bei replied naturally, "No."
He smiled in satisfaction, "I'll just say it, it must be released by the Supreme Grandmaster... Wait, what did you say?"
"Don't bother chatting too much, you should still pay for breaking these things!"
Sun Erniang couldn't help but speak.
Ouyang Feng smiled and said, "I have no money."
"You dare to come here to make trouble without money?"
When Sun Erniang heard this, her head hurt from anger.
But Ouyang Feng didn't care about these things, and looked at Su Bei again, "How about this, you help me pay for these taxes, and I'll teach you the Toad Kung Fu!"
Fuck?Is this still possible?
When others give you some money, have you taught others the exercises?
Su Bei refrained from complaining, and felt that learning the Toad Kungfu was also a trick.
At least the next time you encounter danger, you won't be so embarrassed!
"Okay, how much?"
Su Bei also smiled and looked at Erniang Sun.
After all, it's okay to be oppressed by officials on weekdays, but he is still oppressed by this kind of non-male and non-female thing.
It's really frustrating.
Ouyang Xiu also frowned, looking very upset, "Then what happens next?"
"In the end? In the end, the eunuch still failed to protect his godson. Those officials who were still protecting his godson were all convinced by Mr. Bao's special skills."
After hearing this, everyone laughed together.
Ouyang Xiu also felt relieved.
Just as he was about to stand up, he saw an old man with a scruffy beard walking in from the door.
The old man scanned the others with cloudy eyes and found a seat to sit down.
This move caught Ouyang Xiu's attention. After observing for a while, he felt that he was just an ordinary person, so he took him away.
But before he left, some people were left in this place to continue watching.
The people around fell into the joke again.
Sun Erniang went to the old man's side and asked him what he wanted.
The old man suddenly opened his strange eyes, let out a heavy breath, and stared at Sun Erniang.
That frightening appearance made the surrounding guests half-beaten in shock.
What's the matter with this guy?
Could it be that he was drunk and ready to go crazy with alcohol?
Others discussed in low voices.
But the old man took a sharp look at those people who were discussing before, and they shut up in fright.
Sun Erniang was a wanderer, so naturally she would not be frightened by the old man's gaze and said, "My guest, what do you want?"
"I don't know, who am I?" The old man suddenly asked.
The other spectators laughed when they heard it.
Don't you yourself know who you are?He even asked someone else.
I'm afraid it's not a fool.
But the old man slapped the table angrily and stood up, only staring at the people around him, and gritted his teeth and said, "Who am I! What's my name!"
Everyone felt a little strange looking at him.
They all left their positions one after another, trotted a few steps and ran out of the store.
Of course, Erniang Sun noticed that if this person continued to stay, it would add trouble to her shop.
She also said in a cold voice, "If this guest is not here to eat and stay at the hotel, please leave. After all, you have scared other people here."
"You want to drive me away?"
The old man suddenly raised his strange eyes and looked at Erniang Sun.
Afterwards, he approached Sun Erniang, panting like a beast, "Do you know who I am! You don't even know me, yet you still dare to let me go!"
Sun Erniang was not used to him either, she picked up a glass of wine from the table next to her, and poured it on his face, "Where did you find pickled meat, come to my mother to make trouble!"
This glass of wine completely made the man angry.
But he suddenly opened his arms, and the surrounding tables and chairs were knocked over by the breath of his body!
I also saw him slapping the table with both palms, and the table in front of him was instantly broken into several halves.
Sun Erniang picked up the wine glass and threw it at his face, but the man suddenly stretched out his hand to hold Sun Erniang's arm tightly.
"You want to fight me!" he growled.
A mighty force shot from his palm hit Sun Erniang's heart, knocking her flying immediately.
The strength of this palm was not very strong, but it made Sun Erniang unable to get up from the ground for a long time.
"You salty bastard! How dare you beat me! I will never let you go!" Sun Erniang roared angrily.
He picked up a bench from the side and shot it directly.
But the man suddenly lay on the ground with his chin bulging, and when he landed on the ground, he looked like a big toad.
Just by looking at the appearance, you can tell what kind of kung fu this person is practicing.
Su Bei was startled, I'll go, Ha Toad is crazy, isn't this fucking Ouyang Feng!
This guy has mastered the toad skill!
Su Bei was even more shocked, and saw that the surrounding tables, chairs and benches had already been broken.
If I continue to let him smash it here, I'm afraid my job will be lost too!
Su Bei felt restless.
He originally wanted to rush over to stop it, but he didn't know how to use his strength!
After all, there are not many opportunities for him to use his strength from the beginning to now.
Otherwise, just whip him with a stick?
Su Bei made up his mind and swung the bench from the side.
After that, the bench was thrown out directly.
The bench drew an arc in the air and hit Ouyang Feng's back!
The bench shattered in an instant, but Ouyang Feng was fine.
However, he also turned his attention to Su Bei, "How dare you sneak attack! Idiot! Look at the trick!"
After his words fell, he slapped his palms on the ground, smashing several big holes in the ground.
He also saw his legs curled up, jumping up like a toad.
He was about to reach Su Bei when he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him.
A few petals hit his shoulder with a gust of wind.
Immediately opened a mouth on his arm!
Ouyang Feng's face was painful, he became more sober, and after he figured it out, he wanted to run away.
However, some petals floated from nowhere, whirled in the air and blocked in front of him.
Ouyang Feng bumped into the petal, and was torn apart by another force!
Immediately, all the clothes on his body were ripped open, revealing the scarred skin.
The wind that rolled the petals beat him again, directly smashing him into the soil.
This trick looks like it?
Su Bei's eyes lit up, and he unconsciously looked towards the second floor.
Ouyang Feng crawled out from the hole on the ground, his muscles and bones were all broken.
But this is not a big deal for him, as long as he recuperates for a few days, he will recover.
"It seems that there are still experts in this place!" Ouyang Feng spat out a mouthful of blood after saying this.
He raised his eyes to look at Su Bei, then looked at the mess around him, and said with a wry smile, "It's really..."
When he raised his head again, Erniang Sun had already arrived in front of him with a bench.
Ouyang Feng also closed his eyes, but he waited for a long time before the bench fell on his head.
He opened his eyes and looked at Erniang Sun, and asked again, "Why don't you use your hands?"
"Do it? I still think it will cost more money to buy it after I do it!" Sun Erniang snorted coldly, and threw the bench in her hand aside.
Ouyang Feng mobilized a wave of internal strength, temporarily repaired the broken bone, and struggled to get up.
He grinned grinningly, "It was true that I was a little crazy before, I hope everyone will bear with me!"
After that, he saw Su Bei again and was amazed.
"I didn't expect that such a small restaurant would also host Wuhu Hidden Dragon! If you guessed right, you should be the Supreme Master, right?"
Su Bei replied naturally, "No."
He smiled in satisfaction, "I'll just say it, it must be released by the Supreme Grandmaster... Wait, what did you say?"
"Don't bother chatting too much, you should still pay for breaking these things!"
Sun Erniang couldn't help but speak.
Ouyang Feng smiled and said, "I have no money."
"You dare to come here to make trouble without money?"
When Sun Erniang heard this, her head hurt from anger.
But Ouyang Feng didn't care about these things, and looked at Su Bei again, "How about this, you help me pay for these taxes, and I'll teach you the Toad Kung Fu!"
Fuck?Is this still possible?
When others give you some money, have you taught others the exercises?
Su Bei refrained from complaining, and felt that learning the Toad Kungfu was also a trick.
At least the next time you encounter danger, you won't be so embarrassed!
"Okay, how much?"
Su Bei also smiled and looked at Erniang Sun.
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