Comprehensive Martial Arts: Qixia Town Storytelling, Invite the Moon to Watch

We want to listen to women and eminent monks, not this!
They couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, they didn't expect Su Bei to do such a routine.

"Let's say one day, a famous and luxurious person went to the temple to burn incense. He was dressed in silk and satin, with a beautiful appearance, a graceful walk, and a graceful figure, as if it could make people's souls go away."

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this.

That's good, let's talk a little more.

That's what you should say!
It still doesn't feel too strong!
But Su Bei changed his voice again.

"But I saw that woman came here to burn incense and pray for her child."

Already have kids?
Not everyone is that Cao thief.

This is a bit too much.

Everyone muttered in their hearts, but no one said anything.

"The child was born with a dignified appearance, but he was told a few days ago that he had a disaster in his life. If he couldn't make it through, he would die when he reached adulthood."

"In order for the child to survive, the mother found out after visiting several eminent monks that she had to seek help from eminent monks in the monastery."

"But the child and the eminent monk met once before, and he was very happy when he saw Su Bei."

"Parents just lost their children to eminent monks."

When everyone heard this, they felt that there was nothing wrong with what their mother did.

After all, Daoji is a famous eminent monk, so it must be very easy to hire someone to help him out.

"Then what happened later?"

"Has this child escaped the disaster?"

"It must have escaped, after all, Daoji is here."

Everyone was arguing.

But Su Bei laughed when he heard their argument, "Naturally, he escaped, but during his practice with Daoji, a lot of interesting things happened."

"However, one day, the young man was going to go to Huazhai because of what Monk Daoji said."

"Originally, one family gave a grain of rice, but another family gave a few extra grains."

"So he stayed at home and worked."

Everyone laughed when they heard this.

"Just because a few grains of rice can work well."

"But this should be the test of an eminent monk."

I heard several people discussing.

Su Bei said again, "While he was working, he suddenly heard thieves coming to harass him, so he went out to meet the thieves."

"After this period of practice, he has also become stronger than before!"

"In the dark, I saw him holding a stick and driving away all the thieves who came rushing!"

between his speeches.

Everyone seemed to be able to see the image of the eminent monk holding a stick, and couldn't help admiring him secretly.

Suddenly someone asked again, "Is this monk Daoji still in Lingyin Temple? We want to visit."

"I'm afraid I'm not here, because it won't be born until fucking decades later." Su Bei couldn't help but speak.

After hearing this, everyone was deeply puzzled.

Su Bei added, "After all, it is a legend, and what is said may not be true."

Several other people also laughed after hearing it.

The atmosphere became more active for a while.

However, Su Bei still noticed that his rewards had not increased.

He couldn't help but ask the other people present, "So can everyone stop whoring for nothing?"

They were taken aback for a moment, as if they didn't understand what Su Bei meant.

It took a while to guess that he was planning to tip.

Everyone also laughed together.

Then they said, "If you tell a good story, we will give you a reward!"

"We want to hear beautiful women!" One of the scholars shouted, waving his arms.

The few people around him also showed smiles that everyone understood.

Another person from the audience said, "Before you said, how many beauties are there? Diao Chan and Wang Zhaojun have already mentioned them. Who are the others?"

"There are many beauties in the past dynasties, but there are only a few who are famous, so today let's talk about Xi Shi."

Su Bei Xingmu patted and said again.

I saw a young man under the stage, who suddenly said, "Since there is Xi Shi, there must be Dong Shi too? North Shi? Nan Shi?"

"Do I have to give you another gift?" Su Bei couldn't help complaining.

That person was said, also asked, "That's okay."

"What can you do! They are called Xi Shi and Shi Yiguang, so there are only Xi Shi and Dong Shi, nothing else!"

Su Bei still suspected that he was here to mess things up.

But the man smiled and didn't say much.

Another person from the audience asked.

"Then what does Xi Shi look like?"

When Su Bei heard this, he couldn't help but said, "That girl Xi Shi looks good!"

"Black?" Everyone's complexion changed, since they are beautiful, they still look dark.

Could it be that this person has a special taste?
But also listen to him continue to talk.

"The woman is called Xi Shi, born in the Spring and Autumn Period, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and her figure is even more unstoppable. She is as delicate as a bird, and her voice is like a warbler's cry. Flow butterfly."

Everyone seemed to feel that such a wonderful woman really appeared in front of them.

Even his mouth was drooling, and he hurriedly wiped his saliva until he was reminded.

Many people also rejoiced.

"Tell me a little more, you will definitely get the reward!"

"Why are you talking about clothes?"

"The storyteller in the restaurant next door makes people blush every time he speaks."

Everyone discussed and laughed.

Su Bei suddenly sighed.

This made those people feel puzzled.

They asked again, "What's the matter? Keep talking, and you are indispensable for the reward."

Su Bei suddenly lost his way, "Since ancient times, beauties have had a lot of misfortunes. Even the most beautiful women can't escape a miserable fate."

Those who were still talking also looked at each other.

The atmosphere gradually became quieter.

And the story of Subei continues.

"Let's say, the Yue Kingdom is holding a beauty pageant, and everyone is vying to watch, even the traffic is blocked. Fan Li asked Xi Shi to go to the small building next to him, and then posted the list, and paid a penny to see Xi Shi's face."

"As a result, Fan Li made a lot of money."

"Later, Fan Li also gave Xi Shi to the King of Wu. Goujian tried his best to destroy the state of Wu, and Xi Shi followed Fan Li to travel all over the world, and he didn't know where he ended up."

"There is also a legend that his husband, Fu Chai, was forced to commit suicide, and she also threw herself into the lake, turning her body into pearls."

"But no matter what, women are always victims, at least in the past and now."

When the listeners heard this, their eyes were blurred with tears.

There was also a sigh.

The beauty unexpectedly ended up like this.

It's truly astounding that the world is impermanent.

After listening to the story, Ouyang Xiu also let out a long sigh, and his eyes on Su Bei gradually became gentler.

Suddenly a bell sounded.

They looked up and saw a young girl standing in the stands at some point.

The girl covered her face with a veil, wearing a long skirt, with her back to everyone, and a bell tied around her waist.

When the wind blows, the bell rings.

When everyone woke up again, the girl had disappeared.