Cultivation of the strongest Internet bar system

"What did I say wrong?!" Gongsun Zhi was suffocated, but he said firmly: "It's just a child with a yellow mouth. If you dare to give yourself the name of Poetry Immortal, you are not afraid of people's ridicule!"

Li Nanbei shook his head, he didn't want to brag, people heard it
But this force still has to be pretended, otherwise the first step will collapse, how can I complete the task next?
So he pressed Song Ren who was about to get angry, and said lightly: "It's just the truth, why can't you tell it?"

"Damn!" Gongsun Zhi spat out angrily, forgetting the etiquette of scholars, pointing at Li Nanbei and said, "I'm afraid that people like you can say such ridiculous and generous words because of their lack of knowledge, my Gongsun Chi disdains to be with you!"

Li Nanbei was thick-skinned, pretending to be profound, and said: "Well, Gongsunzi, tell me, how can I prove that I am a poet?"

Gongsun Zhi was furious: "I can go to your grandma! My name is Gongsun Zhi!"

He smiled angrily, pointed at Li Nanbei and said, "I won't bully you either. I will compete with you in poetry today. If you lose, you will walk around the streets with the word 'shameless' on your back. How dare you?!"

Li Nanbei shrugged.

"Come here!" Gongsun Zhi waved his hand, and the book boy outside the door had already taken the four treasures of the study out of the space ring and sent them to the meeting hall.

Li Nanbei raised his eyebrows, but he didn't expect this book boy to be a monk, and he was in the Dao Spiritual Realm!

It can be seen that the status of scholars in the imperial capital is high.

Gongsun Zhi looked at Song Ren, sneered in his heart, cursed the idiot secretly, turned around and pointed to Li Nanbei and said, "In the time of a stick of incense, if you match this poem, I will admit that you win!"

After all, he picked up a pen and wrote:

Tried and hammered a needle, upside down and upside down.

The eyes grow on the buttocks, only recognize the clothes but not the people!
This poem almost satirizes Song Ren's eyes on his buttocks, and regards Li Nanbei as a character!
At the same time, he mocked Song Ren's blindness and Li Nanbei's idiot. Gongsun Zhi seemed to be very satisfied. He retracted his pen and ignored Song Ren's livid face, and stretched out his hand to falsely quote Li Nanbei to write a poem.

"Please, Shixian!" Gongsun Zhi sneered.

The rest of the people in the hall also heard that His Highness the Sixth Highness seemed to have a rift with Gongsun Zhi, so they came to watch the excitement.

"No way? It's all like this now, how dare His Highness the Sixth Prince fall out with Gongsun Zhi?!"

"That's right! How many of our brothers came here because of the name of Mr. Gongsun."

"Tsk tsk, I really don't know what to say."

"Shh, keep your voice down so no one will overhear you"

This group of good people is not as good at making fuss as Gongsun Zhi, but they join in the fun very quickly.

Gongsun Zhi just finished writing, and they walked in.

Seeing that so many staff members had arrived, Song Ren's face became even uglier.

And Gongsun Zhi showed a confident smile, these people came just in time!
"hiss!"

When these people saw Gongsun Zhi's poems, they couldn't help but fell silent.

It's such a content, isn't it equivalent to pointing at His Highness the nose and scolding him? !

Those who wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to flatter their horses suddenly didn't know what to say.

If this is a compliment: "Good poem!" I guess it will be remembered by His Highness the Sixth Highness
"Please, Shixian!" Gongsun Zhi deliberately repeated the word Shixian, reminding others what kind of madman this Li Nanbei is!
When the rest of the people heard this, they couldn't help frowning slightly, and said in a low voice: "This young man really doesn't know what to say."

"Looking at his age, he is only ten years old or a boy, hehe, he doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth."

"It's ridiculous, I want to see how good this boy is!"

Although the voices of these people were low, they could still be heard clearly in this spacious and spacious congregation hall.

The people watching the live broadcast in the Internet cafe also became nervous.

Gigi Li clenched her fists and said: "This little boy is really not a thing! If this girl is here, I really want to kill him!"

"That's right! What's the matter with North and South bragging!" The fat man said dissatisfied.

Elder Yi also sat up straight, staring at the poem written by Gongsun Zhi on the screen, frowned slightly and said, "The Gongsun family should have been dissatisfied with His Highness the Sixth Highness a long time ago, and wrote this poem in private. The boss wants a stick of incense Make a song in time."

This is not finished, but everyone understands the meaning.

The boss must be quite talented, at least Young Master Liu and those who learned how to pick up girls at the beginning knew it, but how could it be possible to write a poem to counter the opponent in such a short period of time?Unless it is a real poet!

Yue Xian'er didn't care much, what to do, Yi Qingren narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he was thinking of countermeasures in his mind.

Li Nanbei smiled, took the pen in Shutong's hand, paused before writing, turned to look at Gongsun Zhi and said, "You haven't said it yet, what should you do if you lose?"

Gongsun Zhi sneered: "Don't play this kind of delaying trick, the incense has already been lit, it's useless!"

Seeing that the other party did not answer directly, Li Nanbei was not in a hurry to arrive, but just stared at him with a smile, until Gongsun Zhi became annoyed and said, "Okay! If you win, I will also parade the street with the word 'shameless'!"

"Oh! Such a big bet!" The onlookers were surprised.

"Hey! For Mr. Gongsun, isn't this a worthless business?"

"Yeah, it's useless for this little boy to delay like this, why don't you think about it quickly"

"The grandstanding man."

When Li Nanbei heard the other party's agreement, he smiled lightly and wrote:

The grass is long and the road is long,
Mud and water come together with fog.

Ma Chi's original ambition,
The humble thatched hut is alone.

With a flick of the pen, Li Nanbei turned around coolly, sat back in the previous position, and picked up a teacup to drink.

"So fast?!"

The people next to him gathered around one after another, and what caught their eyes was Li Nanbei's dog crawling character, which was exactly the same as the four characters on the "Heaven and Earth" plaque.

When these people saw this word, they frowned and said in a low voice: "This..."

Resisting the desire to complain, these people looked down and were all taken aback.

It is a seven-character poem with good rhyme and rhyme, revealing a life of wandering and free and easy stealing from a humble room in old age.

"Good poem!" Someone's eyes lit up and he couldn't help praising.

The eyes of the people in the Internet cafe were also brightened, and they all praised: "Boss, you have made a seven-character poem in such a short period of time!"

"666!"

"I'm going to brush a magic weapon for the boss!"

"I'm going to give the boss a pill too!"

"."

Only Mr. Yi frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.

Yiqing stared at the poem on the screen for a while, and then burst out laughing with a "puchi". For a moment, the iceberg melted, and the beauty smiled.

Many people were dumbfounded, but they didn't understand what Yiqing people were laughing at.

At this time, Gongsun Zhi also finished reading Li Nanbei's poem, and frowned, as if he didn't expect Li Nanbei to be a real person!

But soon his brows relaxed, revealing a confident smile.

Although this poem is good, there is a problem that cannot be avoided.

"Oh, it's a pity, the artistic conception of the rhyme is very good, but it lacks three points of courage." A senior staff member sighed.

In Gongsun Zhi's poems, it is almost obvious that a knife is stabbed, and the irony is undisguised.

However, Li Nanbei did not respond to this poem. If the rules for poems were followed, even though this poem was better at the moment, it was also a failure!
Many people have also seen this point. Gongsun Zhi scolded bluntly. It is rare for poetry to return the scolding and return the color.

One of them thought for a while, and said sarcastically: "If you use an irrelevant poem to match the poem, wouldn't everyone be fine?"

"yes."

Several people who recognized Li Nanbei's talent were also speechless, after all, they lost.

I had to sigh regretfully: "What a beautiful poem! The grass is long and the road is long, mud and water. Huh? Grass mud"

"Hiss!" The man gasped, attracting many people's attention.

The man read Li Nanbei's poem again and said in surprise, "Look at the first word of every line in this poem!"

Li Nanbei said lightly: "This is called a Tibetan poem"