Cultivation of the strongest Internet bar system
Chapter 87: The Old Monk
Li Nanbei's operation can be regarded as an order to evict customers in disguise.
But Gongyang Fu breathed a sigh of relief, planning to go back and take this thing and the news back first, and then listen to Lord Yaosheng's decision.
At the same time, far away in the depths of the mountain forest, in a cave covered with withered grass, an old monk in ragged clothes was lying and sleeping in it.
The snoring was loud, and beside him, there were actually two shivering Red Flame Tigers lying on their stomachs.
The old monk was in a deep sleep, and the two red flame tigers didn't dare to act rashly, they just squatted aside sobbing, not even daring to get up.
"Snapped!"
The old monk slapped a mosquito off his forehead in his sleep, and moved his nose.
Suddenly, the old monk sat up from the grass, his nose moved slightly, and he murmured: "What is the smell so strange?"
He stood up, stuck one foot out of the rotten wooden shoe, clasped the instep of the other foot, and looked in the direction of Guiyan Temple, which made the two red flame tigers tremble.
"Huh? How did this fragrance come from me?! Wait for me to go back and have a look!" The old monk shook his head, looked at the two red flame tigers, and said with a pair of yellow teeth: " Don't panic, you two little tigers will be fine before their end of life."
Before the words fell, there was only a gust of wind in the cave, and then the dirty old monk disappeared without a trace.
Gongyang Fu also planned to say goodbye, so he bowed and prepared to leave.
At this moment, an old monk in ragged clothes came out from nowhere, looked into the temple, stared at the barbecue in Li Nanbei's hand, his eyes were straightened!
Gong Yangfu was taken aback for a moment, but his face changed drastically the next moment, and the old monk outside disappeared under his nose!
"Ami, that Buddha!"
The voice came from behind, and Gong Yangfu only felt a chill rise from the tailbone!
quietly!Unfathomable! !
How come you meet two such great powers in one night? ! !
Several demon kings were also stunned for a moment. Under their stunned eyes, the beggar-like old monk sat down with a playful smile, glanced around as if looking at an acquaintance, and said familiarly: "Wuliang~ that Tianzun, barbecue here, Why didn't you call me? Really!"
After finishing speaking, he smiled and grabbed a piece of barbecue on the barbed wire, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it on his own.
The old monk squinted his eyes and sucked his dirty fingers, his eating was a bit unsightly.
Everyone was stunned and looked at each other. Li Nanbei came back to his senses, looked at Gongyang Fu, and asked, "Do you know each other?"
Gongyang Fu and the demon kings shook their heads in bewilderment.
do not know?
What the hell!
Where did this shameless old liar come from!You actually came to my place to cheat for food and drink! !
Li Nanbei glared at the old monk, ready to settle accounts with him!
The old monk ate all the roasted meat in twos and twos, licked his fingers, and then said excitedly: "Little benefactor, you are such a genius that you can make such delicious food!"
Li Nanbei looked unhappy and said, "Why do monks eat meat so comfortably?!"
In the end, the old monk shook his head and said: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines~~~~ Heavenly Venerable praised me for being rich~"
Li Nanbei's hair was full of black lines. From now on, he had been called Daoist names for a while, and he was questioned by the Buddha for a while. Even a monk must be a monk with six unclean senses, but he didn't expect this old monk to dare to tease both Buddhism and Taoism at the same time.
But the way the old monk shook his head made Li Nanbei amused, Li Nanbei said: "I can't tell, you old beggar is quite good at eating."
Unexpectedly, when the old monk heard this, he suddenly became unhappy, stood up, patted his rotten clothes and said angrily: "Who is an old beggar?! My old man is so handsome and handsome, with extraordinary temperament, how can I look like an old beggar? !"
As the old monk patted the clothes, the dust fell down. The old monk pointed at Li Nanbei and said, "Don't make people innocent!"
Li Nanbei was speechless, why are you still wronged? !
The other demon kings also didn't dare to take a breath, and didn't dare to just leave, they could only stay here like a pendant.
The old monk turned a blind eye to the expressions of several people, grabbed the demon clan's wine on the ground and took a sip: "But you are still a bit discerning. When it comes to eating, I claim to be the second, and no one dares to be the first!"
When Li Nanbei heard it, it's fine to cheat for food and drink, but you still dare to brag about me, a time traveler? !
He sneered disdainfully: "Old beggar, can you stop bragging! I don't feel ashamed at my age."
Li Nanbei got up gracefully, stood facing the Buddha in the temple with his hands behind his back, and said, "To be honest, in terms of eating, I have earned a good name, called the God of Cookery!"
When the special effect halo was activated, it seemed like a breeze was blowing gradually, blowing the corners of Li Nanbei's clothes. One of the loose food, I am the only god!
Gongyangfu and the demon clan were stunned for a moment. They didn't expect that this senior not only had a superb cultivation base, but also had such a superb cooking skill? !
No wonder the barbecue just now was so delicious!
In fact, they didn't consider whether it was caused by the poor food of the Yaozu.
"Fart! It's just you, a yellow-mouthed kid, how dare you call him God of Cookery!"
Seeing how extraordinary Li Nanbei was bragging, the old monk immediately became impatient. He bounced off the ground with a slap, and cursed: "It's so bad in the world! I've never seen such a brazen person!"
Rolling his eyes, the old monk said: "Tell you the truth! I have eaten fried dragon liver and steamed phoenix gallbladder before! Your roasted roe deer meat is nothing!"
Li Nanbei snorted coldly and said, "A mere dragon, liver and phoenix are here to show off? Are you still not convinced that you are an old beggar? I have eaten KFC, McDonald's, and Pizza Hut!"
"Damn! You're a fucking chicken, and you're selling shit! I've never heard of it, so don't think you can fool me with just a few names!"
"That's because you are ignorant!"
"Fart! My old man, I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom!"
"Hehe, I am the God of Cookery, I am omnipotent in heaven and earth!"
"Bah! You are shameless!"
"You are shameless!"
The two suddenly quarreled, causing a collective confusion among the monster race.
I've heard that the human race is very particular about food, but I didn't expect it to be so particular! !
Is it worth being so hasty?
Gong Yangfu wanted to speak several times, you gods are arguing, quarreling with you, let us little ghosts retreat first, but found that he had no room to intervene.
An old man and a young man spat at each other for more than ten minutes. After all, it was Li Nanbei who was slightly better. He didn't repeat his curses. After all, he was a man who had been in Zaan.
But Gongyang Fu breathed a sigh of relief, planning to go back and take this thing and the news back first, and then listen to Lord Yaosheng's decision.
At the same time, far away in the depths of the mountain forest, in a cave covered with withered grass, an old monk in ragged clothes was lying and sleeping in it.
The snoring was loud, and beside him, there were actually two shivering Red Flame Tigers lying on their stomachs.
The old monk was in a deep sleep, and the two red flame tigers didn't dare to act rashly, they just squatted aside sobbing, not even daring to get up.
"Snapped!"
The old monk slapped a mosquito off his forehead in his sleep, and moved his nose.
Suddenly, the old monk sat up from the grass, his nose moved slightly, and he murmured: "What is the smell so strange?"
He stood up, stuck one foot out of the rotten wooden shoe, clasped the instep of the other foot, and looked in the direction of Guiyan Temple, which made the two red flame tigers tremble.
"Huh? How did this fragrance come from me?! Wait for me to go back and have a look!" The old monk shook his head, looked at the two red flame tigers, and said with a pair of yellow teeth: " Don't panic, you two little tigers will be fine before their end of life."
Before the words fell, there was only a gust of wind in the cave, and then the dirty old monk disappeared without a trace.
Gongyang Fu also planned to say goodbye, so he bowed and prepared to leave.
At this moment, an old monk in ragged clothes came out from nowhere, looked into the temple, stared at the barbecue in Li Nanbei's hand, his eyes were straightened!
Gong Yangfu was taken aback for a moment, but his face changed drastically the next moment, and the old monk outside disappeared under his nose!
"Ami, that Buddha!"
The voice came from behind, and Gong Yangfu only felt a chill rise from the tailbone!
quietly!Unfathomable! !
How come you meet two such great powers in one night? ! !
Several demon kings were also stunned for a moment. Under their stunned eyes, the beggar-like old monk sat down with a playful smile, glanced around as if looking at an acquaintance, and said familiarly: "Wuliang~ that Tianzun, barbecue here, Why didn't you call me? Really!"
After finishing speaking, he smiled and grabbed a piece of barbecue on the barbed wire, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it on his own.
The old monk squinted his eyes and sucked his dirty fingers, his eating was a bit unsightly.
Everyone was stunned and looked at each other. Li Nanbei came back to his senses, looked at Gongyang Fu, and asked, "Do you know each other?"
Gongyang Fu and the demon kings shook their heads in bewilderment.
do not know?
What the hell!
Where did this shameless old liar come from!You actually came to my place to cheat for food and drink! !
Li Nanbei glared at the old monk, ready to settle accounts with him!
The old monk ate all the roasted meat in twos and twos, licked his fingers, and then said excitedly: "Little benefactor, you are such a genius that you can make such delicious food!"
Li Nanbei looked unhappy and said, "Why do monks eat meat so comfortably?!"
In the end, the old monk shook his head and said: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines~~~~ Heavenly Venerable praised me for being rich~"
Li Nanbei's hair was full of black lines. From now on, he had been called Daoist names for a while, and he was questioned by the Buddha for a while. Even a monk must be a monk with six unclean senses, but he didn't expect this old monk to dare to tease both Buddhism and Taoism at the same time.
But the way the old monk shook his head made Li Nanbei amused, Li Nanbei said: "I can't tell, you old beggar is quite good at eating."
Unexpectedly, when the old monk heard this, he suddenly became unhappy, stood up, patted his rotten clothes and said angrily: "Who is an old beggar?! My old man is so handsome and handsome, with extraordinary temperament, how can I look like an old beggar? !"
As the old monk patted the clothes, the dust fell down. The old monk pointed at Li Nanbei and said, "Don't make people innocent!"
Li Nanbei was speechless, why are you still wronged? !
The other demon kings also didn't dare to take a breath, and didn't dare to just leave, they could only stay here like a pendant.
The old monk turned a blind eye to the expressions of several people, grabbed the demon clan's wine on the ground and took a sip: "But you are still a bit discerning. When it comes to eating, I claim to be the second, and no one dares to be the first!"
When Li Nanbei heard it, it's fine to cheat for food and drink, but you still dare to brag about me, a time traveler? !
He sneered disdainfully: "Old beggar, can you stop bragging! I don't feel ashamed at my age."
Li Nanbei got up gracefully, stood facing the Buddha in the temple with his hands behind his back, and said, "To be honest, in terms of eating, I have earned a good name, called the God of Cookery!"
When the special effect halo was activated, it seemed like a breeze was blowing gradually, blowing the corners of Li Nanbei's clothes. One of the loose food, I am the only god!
Gongyangfu and the demon clan were stunned for a moment. They didn't expect that this senior not only had a superb cultivation base, but also had such a superb cooking skill? !
No wonder the barbecue just now was so delicious!
In fact, they didn't consider whether it was caused by the poor food of the Yaozu.
"Fart! It's just you, a yellow-mouthed kid, how dare you call him God of Cookery!"
Seeing how extraordinary Li Nanbei was bragging, the old monk immediately became impatient. He bounced off the ground with a slap, and cursed: "It's so bad in the world! I've never seen such a brazen person!"
Rolling his eyes, the old monk said: "Tell you the truth! I have eaten fried dragon liver and steamed phoenix gallbladder before! Your roasted roe deer meat is nothing!"
Li Nanbei snorted coldly and said, "A mere dragon, liver and phoenix are here to show off? Are you still not convinced that you are an old beggar? I have eaten KFC, McDonald's, and Pizza Hut!"
"Damn! You're a fucking chicken, and you're selling shit! I've never heard of it, so don't think you can fool me with just a few names!"
"That's because you are ignorant!"
"Fart! My old man, I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom!"
"Hehe, I am the God of Cookery, I am omnipotent in heaven and earth!"
"Bah! You are shameless!"
"You are shameless!"
The two suddenly quarreled, causing a collective confusion among the monster race.
I've heard that the human race is very particular about food, but I didn't expect it to be so particular! !
Is it worth being so hasty?
Gong Yangfu wanted to speak several times, you gods are arguing, quarreling with you, let us little ghosts retreat first, but found that he had no room to intervene.
An old man and a young man spat at each other for more than ten minutes. After all, it was Li Nanbei who was slightly better. He didn't repeat his curses. After all, he was a man who had been in Zaan.
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