Cultivation of the strongest Internet bar system
Chapter 31: The Boss Eats Shit
"Bang!"
A vacuum-packed black bag fell out.
Through the packaging bag, you can see the lumps of black tofu inside.
In fact, these are already fried by the system, ready to eat after opening the bag.
Gigi Lai glanced suspiciously at the stinky tofu, and then at the instant noodles that Li Nanbei had already filled with hot water and covered.
On the package of instant noodles are big pieces of beef, as well as various fresh vegetables, and the noodles are golden yellow.It looks very attractive and makes people very appetizing.
And the packaging of stinky tofu is so simple?
Getting more and more curious, Gigi Lai asked: "Boss, why haven't you said what this is? Why don't you eat it?"
Li Nanbei was a little confused: "Uh, this is called stinky tofu, uh"
The aroma of instant noodles has been released through the hot water.
There is a reason why the system's special instant noodles dare to sell for five yuan a bucket.
As soon as the fragrance came out, many people's stomachs began to react.
"Cuckoo."
The salivary glands start to secrete uncontrollably.
"Fortunately, the old man ate breakfast when he came here." Mr. Yi kept his image and rejoiced in his heart.
"Cuckoo."
A slight stomach cry also announced the fall of Mr. Yi.
In the whole life of soldiers and horses, what food have you never seen or eaten? !I don't know how many times I have eaten the royal banquet.
Today, he would lose his composure because of a barrel of five spirit stones!
But fortunately, everyone is about the same, and the sound of stomach growling in the store keeps coming and going, and no one cares about it.
"Fuck! It smells too good, I can't stand it! Boss! Give me a barrel!"
"Fuck! Five yuan is five yuan! Boss, give me a bucket too!"
Some people think it's expensive, but they still can't resist the attractive fragrance and choose to spend it extravagantly.
Li Nanbei made a lot of money here, but Gigi Lai became more interested in the black packaged 'stinky tofu'.
I noticed that there was another staring stare, it turned out to be from Yiqing.
It seems that women's curiosity is equally important!
"They're all five spirit stones, so it's not too bad compared to this one, right?" Gigi Lai took advantage of Li Nanbei's inattention, and quietly tore open a corner of the stinky tofu on the counter.
"vomit!!!"
"Ouch! Damn it! What kind of dog is farting! It's so fucking stinky!"
"Whoa!!! This is fart! Is this pulling your pants?!"
"Boss! Ouch! Catch this man! Treat it as a disturbance! Ouch!"
The moment the black packaging bag was torn open, a stench hit the face!There was a sudden chaos in the store, and they all scolded the bastard who didn't care about his quality and pulled his pants!
The one near the bar counter couldn't help retching, and ran out of the Internet cafe, retching in the alley.
"Which little bastard?! Don't let me catch you!" Li Hongsheng cursed angrily, his face darkened.
Mr. Yi has even started to use Taoism to try to get rid of the stench.
Gigi Lai was the closest, and she started to roll her eyes after being washed away by the stench!
Yiqing also took the initiative to sniff it out of curiosity, and now with a pale face, he stepped back a few steps and forcibly held back the desire to vomit!
And looked at Li Nanbei in horror.
The boss said just now, is this for food? !
With a somewhat unbelievable shock, Yi Qingren retreated one after another with a pale face.
In an instant, apart from almost fainting, Gigi Lai, who is estimated to have lost her ability to move, was still near the bar, and everyone else subconsciously stayed away.
The bar was suddenly vacated, leaving only Li Nanbei with an embarrassed face.
Li Hongsheng's eyes widened, and he stepped to the front of the bar, supported the crumbling Gigi Lai, and said in grief and indignation: "My girl! Whoa! Who is it?!"
Afterwards, Li Hongsheng set his sights on Li Nanbei, and said incredulously, "It's you?! Little boss?!"
The crowd covering their noses suddenly exploded.
"What?! The boss pulled his pants pocket?!"
"What?! Impossible! You said the boss pulled his pants pocket while eating instant noodles?!"
"Ouch! The boss is disgusting!"
Li Nanbei: "."
From Li Hongsheng's gaze, Li Nanbei said inwardly that he is not good!
He had long felt that Gigi Lai's father was an idiot!
With a slightly embarrassed smile, Li Nanbei pretended to be calm and said: "Everyone, don't panic, this is just a new product in our store, stinky tofu."
"Fart! It's clearly you who pulled your trouser pockets! Don't try to deny it! How can food be so stinky?!" Li Hongsheng, an old guy, said relentlessly.
Seeing everyone looking at him strangely, the veins on Li Nanbei's forehead rose slightly, and he tore open the packaging bag with one corner torn completely, and poured the black stinky tofu inside on the plate.
The package was completely torn open, and the stench erupted completely. Li Hongsheng felt as if he had been hit by a sledgehammer. Even though he was covering his nose, he almost rolled his eyes.
"vomit!!!"
Many people couldn't bear it anymore, and ran out of the Internet cafe, staring resentfully at Li Nanbei who was holding a plate in the Internet cafe.
"Little boss, you are not being kind. Why did you disguise filthy things like dog poop as food and sell them to us?!" A mercenary who came here often said with a frown.
shit?
you do not say!In the eyes of these cultivators who have never seen stinky tofu, this black lump still smells bad, what is it if it is not shit?
For a while, many people showed anger. The aroma of instant noodles had aroused everyone's appetite, but they didn't expect that a bag of stinky dog shit would make so many people almost vomit!
"This is really edible! And it's delicious!" Li Nanbei explained.
Mr. Yi's complexion darkened, and he said slightly angrily: "Little friend, I waited for your rules, but you played me like this?!"
"Yeah! How do you prove that it's for food!" Song Ren scrambled to attack.
prove?How easy it is!
Li Nanbei picked up a piece of stinky tofu and threw it into his mouth amidst everyone's horrified eyes.
! ! ! ! !
Everyone's eyes widened in an instant, almost in disbelief.
Seeing that Li Nanbei seemed to be enjoying himself, he was completely silent for a while.
Suddenly, someone yelled, "The boss ate shit!!!"
Li Nanbei, who was originally intoxicated by the mellow bean fragrance, almost choked.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that these people were even more frightened, and two of them even vomited out.
Mr. Yi's complexion turned pale, as if he had seen this scene for the first time after living for so long.
For a while, I couldn't speak.
Li Hongsheng retched, and then gave Li Nanbei a thumbs up: "I respect you for being a ruthless person!"
Li Nanbei's face darkened, and he took two steps forward, and the crowd took two steps back.
"This is really edible, try it if you don't believe me!" Li Nanbei walked towards a person with a plate in his hand, and the person spat it out with a whoosh, and couldn't lift it even bent over.
"Fuck! The boss is crazy! He wants to force us to eat shit too!"
I don't know who yelled again, and the faces of the crowd suddenly changed.
Li Nanbei's face darkened, his figure moved, and he slipped Song Renti out from behind the crowd. He was the one spreading rumors just now!
Yiqing's eyes lit up!Is this Li Bai's skill? !
Li Nanbei has already raised Li Bai's proficiency to the highest level, and has Li Bai's skills!
"Since you don't believe me, you can try it!" Li Nanbei picked up a piece of stinky tofu expressionlessly, and stuffed it into the mouth of the terrified Song Ren!
A vacuum-packed black bag fell out.
Through the packaging bag, you can see the lumps of black tofu inside.
In fact, these are already fried by the system, ready to eat after opening the bag.
Gigi Lai glanced suspiciously at the stinky tofu, and then at the instant noodles that Li Nanbei had already filled with hot water and covered.
On the package of instant noodles are big pieces of beef, as well as various fresh vegetables, and the noodles are golden yellow.It looks very attractive and makes people very appetizing.
And the packaging of stinky tofu is so simple?
Getting more and more curious, Gigi Lai asked: "Boss, why haven't you said what this is? Why don't you eat it?"
Li Nanbei was a little confused: "Uh, this is called stinky tofu, uh"
The aroma of instant noodles has been released through the hot water.
There is a reason why the system's special instant noodles dare to sell for five yuan a bucket.
As soon as the fragrance came out, many people's stomachs began to react.
"Cuckoo."
The salivary glands start to secrete uncontrollably.
"Fortunately, the old man ate breakfast when he came here." Mr. Yi kept his image and rejoiced in his heart.
"Cuckoo."
A slight stomach cry also announced the fall of Mr. Yi.
In the whole life of soldiers and horses, what food have you never seen or eaten? !I don't know how many times I have eaten the royal banquet.
Today, he would lose his composure because of a barrel of five spirit stones!
But fortunately, everyone is about the same, and the sound of stomach growling in the store keeps coming and going, and no one cares about it.
"Fuck! It smells too good, I can't stand it! Boss! Give me a barrel!"
"Fuck! Five yuan is five yuan! Boss, give me a bucket too!"
Some people think it's expensive, but they still can't resist the attractive fragrance and choose to spend it extravagantly.
Li Nanbei made a lot of money here, but Gigi Lai became more interested in the black packaged 'stinky tofu'.
I noticed that there was another staring stare, it turned out to be from Yiqing.
It seems that women's curiosity is equally important!
"They're all five spirit stones, so it's not too bad compared to this one, right?" Gigi Lai took advantage of Li Nanbei's inattention, and quietly tore open a corner of the stinky tofu on the counter.
"vomit!!!"
"Ouch! Damn it! What kind of dog is farting! It's so fucking stinky!"
"Whoa!!! This is fart! Is this pulling your pants?!"
"Boss! Ouch! Catch this man! Treat it as a disturbance! Ouch!"
The moment the black packaging bag was torn open, a stench hit the face!There was a sudden chaos in the store, and they all scolded the bastard who didn't care about his quality and pulled his pants!
The one near the bar counter couldn't help retching, and ran out of the Internet cafe, retching in the alley.
"Which little bastard?! Don't let me catch you!" Li Hongsheng cursed angrily, his face darkened.
Mr. Yi has even started to use Taoism to try to get rid of the stench.
Gigi Lai was the closest, and she started to roll her eyes after being washed away by the stench!
Yiqing also took the initiative to sniff it out of curiosity, and now with a pale face, he stepped back a few steps and forcibly held back the desire to vomit!
And looked at Li Nanbei in horror.
The boss said just now, is this for food? !
With a somewhat unbelievable shock, Yi Qingren retreated one after another with a pale face.
In an instant, apart from almost fainting, Gigi Lai, who is estimated to have lost her ability to move, was still near the bar, and everyone else subconsciously stayed away.
The bar was suddenly vacated, leaving only Li Nanbei with an embarrassed face.
Li Hongsheng's eyes widened, and he stepped to the front of the bar, supported the crumbling Gigi Lai, and said in grief and indignation: "My girl! Whoa! Who is it?!"
Afterwards, Li Hongsheng set his sights on Li Nanbei, and said incredulously, "It's you?! Little boss?!"
The crowd covering their noses suddenly exploded.
"What?! The boss pulled his pants pocket?!"
"What?! Impossible! You said the boss pulled his pants pocket while eating instant noodles?!"
"Ouch! The boss is disgusting!"
Li Nanbei: "."
From Li Hongsheng's gaze, Li Nanbei said inwardly that he is not good!
He had long felt that Gigi Lai's father was an idiot!
With a slightly embarrassed smile, Li Nanbei pretended to be calm and said: "Everyone, don't panic, this is just a new product in our store, stinky tofu."
"Fart! It's clearly you who pulled your trouser pockets! Don't try to deny it! How can food be so stinky?!" Li Hongsheng, an old guy, said relentlessly.
Seeing everyone looking at him strangely, the veins on Li Nanbei's forehead rose slightly, and he tore open the packaging bag with one corner torn completely, and poured the black stinky tofu inside on the plate.
The package was completely torn open, and the stench erupted completely. Li Hongsheng felt as if he had been hit by a sledgehammer. Even though he was covering his nose, he almost rolled his eyes.
"vomit!!!"
Many people couldn't bear it anymore, and ran out of the Internet cafe, staring resentfully at Li Nanbei who was holding a plate in the Internet cafe.
"Little boss, you are not being kind. Why did you disguise filthy things like dog poop as food and sell them to us?!" A mercenary who came here often said with a frown.
shit?
you do not say!In the eyes of these cultivators who have never seen stinky tofu, this black lump still smells bad, what is it if it is not shit?
For a while, many people showed anger. The aroma of instant noodles had aroused everyone's appetite, but they didn't expect that a bag of stinky dog shit would make so many people almost vomit!
"This is really edible! And it's delicious!" Li Nanbei explained.
Mr. Yi's complexion darkened, and he said slightly angrily: "Little friend, I waited for your rules, but you played me like this?!"
"Yeah! How do you prove that it's for food!" Song Ren scrambled to attack.
prove?How easy it is!
Li Nanbei picked up a piece of stinky tofu and threw it into his mouth amidst everyone's horrified eyes.
! ! ! ! !
Everyone's eyes widened in an instant, almost in disbelief.
Seeing that Li Nanbei seemed to be enjoying himself, he was completely silent for a while.
Suddenly, someone yelled, "The boss ate shit!!!"
Li Nanbei, who was originally intoxicated by the mellow bean fragrance, almost choked.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that these people were even more frightened, and two of them even vomited out.
Mr. Yi's complexion turned pale, as if he had seen this scene for the first time after living for so long.
For a while, I couldn't speak.
Li Hongsheng retched, and then gave Li Nanbei a thumbs up: "I respect you for being a ruthless person!"
Li Nanbei's face darkened, and he took two steps forward, and the crowd took two steps back.
"This is really edible, try it if you don't believe me!" Li Nanbei walked towards a person with a plate in his hand, and the person spat it out with a whoosh, and couldn't lift it even bent over.
"Fuck! The boss is crazy! He wants to force us to eat shit too!"
I don't know who yelled again, and the faces of the crowd suddenly changed.
Li Nanbei's face darkened, his figure moved, and he slipped Song Renti out from behind the crowd. He was the one spreading rumors just now!
Yiqing's eyes lit up!Is this Li Bai's skill? !
Li Nanbei has already raised Li Bai's proficiency to the highest level, and has Li Bai's skills!
"Since you don't believe me, you can try it!" Li Nanbei picked up a piece of stinky tofu expressionlessly, and stuffed it into the mouth of the terrified Song Ren!
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