Cultivation of the strongest Internet bar system

"Ride on my beloved little motorcycle~~it will never be stuck in traffic~~"

Xian'er is very happy today, because today is the Mid-Autumn Festival!

After get off work, the boss brother promised to take her to the temple fair together.

This was her first time going to a human festival, so she was naturally very excited.

At this time, Xian'er, who was brainwashed by the Divine Comedy in the store, couldn't help humming a little song.

Whether it is the imperial capital or the Tiansheng City, there is a festive atmosphere everywhere, and many wanderers who traveled have also returned to reunite with their families.

There are also those who can't come back, so they can only look at the sky and send the bright moon to express their homesickness.

In previous years, the talented scholars in the imperial capital had already started to write and write, and they were comparable to coquettish.

But today there was no movement, no poems written by the Gongsun family, let alone lyrics written by the Chen family, as if all the scholars in the world fell silent.

Only troubadours who have traveled all over the world are willing to make a fool of themselves at this time.

Literati have little to do with each other. As soon as Li Nanbei's poem came out, no one in the imperial capital dared to write poems related to the moon for many years.

However, Tiansheng City, the mighty city that guards the northwest, has no such intentions.

Even if you are not good at ink, on this Mid-Autumn Festival, it is inevitable to come to a few poems to cultivate your sentiment.

Lihuozong is like this, although now it is more like a base of Internet celebrity monks.

At this time, Old Ghost Yan was live broadcasting, and he didn't bring any goods today, just chatting.

Without the boy who asked him every day whether the elixir could be released, Old Ghost Yan was not used to it for a while.

"Everyone, our Lihuo Sect has a prosperous style of writing since ancient times. Today, I made a couplet. Can anyone answer the couplet in the barrage?"

"If anyone can answer, I will give a box of the Mu family's 'Strong Soul Pill' to the person who answers, out of my own pocket." Old Ghost Yan almost committed an occupational disease of carrying goods, so he hurriedly patted his chest and promised to give back to the fans.

"Ahem!" Old Ghost Yan signaled Li Yan to hold up the couplet and spread it out, and said, "Everyone is optimistic!"

I saw an exhibition in the first couplet: "The big fish eat the small fish, the small fish eat the shrimp, and the shrimp eats the water, and the truth comes out!"

The second line is empty, waiting for the barrage to answer.

The originally lively barrage reduced a lot at this moment.

Elder Yi, who accidentally brushed it, also stopped, looked carefully at the above couplet, and couldn't help being surprised: "Old Yan is still so accomplished in Wendao?"

Many people who watched the live broadcast also discovered that the number of words in this couplet is a classic introduction of [-], but the relationship between each small paragraph is causal.

In modern terms, it is the upper link of the food chain.

The second line naturally needs such a chain of causality.

Many people were thinking about this couplet, but Li Yan's eyes lit up while holding the couplet.

It was also the first time he knew about the upper couplet issued by the master. After thinking about it for a while, his eyes lit up and he said, "Master, can I try it?"

"Oh?" Old Ghost Yan was very happy, his closed disciple was really quick thinking, did he get it right so quickly?
"Okay! Then you can try it!" Yan Laogui motioned to the disciple who was in charge of spell lighting to take the upper couplet and asked Li Yan to write the second couplet.

Turning his head to look at the bullet screen, Old Ghost Yan stroked his beard and smiled and said, "The old man didn't collude with my little disciple! If the veterans of the bullet screen don't hurry up, this gift of rewarding fans can only be given to my little disciple." Haha"

It can be seen that Old Ghost Yan is very satisfied with Li Yan, a young disciple.

"It's finished master!" Li Yan brushed it up and wanted to show it to his master.

Old Ghost Yan reassuredly said: "Yan'er, just say it directly, let the Ties in the live broadcast room also see my literary rhyme from the Fire Sect!"

"Cut! Look at him like that!" Li Hongsheng, as a standard martial artist, doesn't like these little words that stick to words the most, so he is ready to change another video in disdain.

At this moment, Li Yan said complacently: "Master's upper line is: big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp eat water, the truth comes out!"

Old Ghost Yan nodded, looking forward to the second line of his beloved disciple.

I saw Li Yanyi showing the written couplets in his hand and said: "The couplets I wrote are: the master presses the mistress, the mistress presses the bed, the bed presses the ground, the earth shakes and the mountains shake!"

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"Pfft! Hahahaha!!" Different from the silence at the scene, the barrage directly blew up the pot!
"Fuck! Too neat! This pair. Hahaha! I'm convinced!"

"As expected of Li Huo Sect! The literary rhyme is really profound! Hahaha!"

"He chose the pair with the most barrage!"

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"Smugglers!!!" The screen went black and was interrupted immediately, leaving only Li Yan's shocked expression at the end, and the audience who were frantically playing tricks in the live broadcast room.

Whether it's the Huangdu branch or Tiansheng City, there are a lot fewer customers today.

Li Nanbei simply moved up the closing time of the store and took Xian'er out to visit the temple fair.

All kinds of snacks are sold on the street. As the sun goes down, the street lights of each house have already been turned on early.

"Candied haws~"

"Candy pincher."

"Guess the crossword puzzle, there will be a prize for the correct guesser"

The bustling street scene at night made Yuexian'er dizzy. She held a candied gourd in one hand and a pinched sugar figurine in the other. She licked it from time to time and followed Li Nanbei bouncing around.

Xiao Zhuanfeng on the other side is also setting up a stall in the busiest market in Tiansheng City at this time. While cutting offal for others, he said in his mind: "Senior Li, it's really not good, you can't eat people here"

"You worthless thing!" He yelled angrily.

"What did I tell you? Ah?! I asked you to set up a soul-destroying formation! What are you doing? Selling offal?! What the hell are you?"

"Okay, I got it, senior."

A round of bright moon gradually lit up in the sky, replacing the sun that was originally fading.

While walking in the crowded market, Xian'er next to Li Nanbei suddenly stopped and stared blankly at the moon in the sky, her eyes seemed to turn blood red.

Li Nanbei, on the other hand, was negotiating the price with a peddler to buy the pearl hairpins on the stall.

"call out!"

A bunch of fireworks rose into the sky and bloomed in the sky, which attracted many tourists to marvel at them. Watching the fireworks in the sky, they complemented the bright moon.

"It's pretty good, isn't it Xian'er?" Li Nanbei looked up and asked with a smile.

The surrounding area was extremely noisy, and Li Nanbei didn't hear Xian'er's response, so he looked back at this moment, only to find that Xian'er had gone somewhere.

"Could it be that I'm too lazy to bargain with the hawker?" Li Nanbei said to himself, "Should I go back to the Internet cafe first?"

"Hey! Guest officer, don't you want it?! Take the three Wen coins!" The peddler who had always disagreed with Li Nanbei's bargaining price of the pearl hairpin for fifty Wen to three Wen Qian hurriedly shouted when he saw that Li Nanbei was leaving. road.

"make a deal!"

"." The peddler had to earn two pennies with tears in his eyes.
Li Nanbei took the pearl hairpin and planned to go back to the Internet cafe to have a look.

He wasn't worried about Xian'er, although he didn't know where Xian'er had gone, but he still remembered Xian'er's berserk attitude when he first met Xian'er.