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"it is good!"

"It's so ruthless!"

As soon as the fat man opened his mouth, the house was full of applause, and even Song Zhen had a smile on his face.

This is naturally a satire on Li Nanbei's status as a 'boss' and a lowly status as a businessman. No matter where he is, this has been the consensus since ancient times.

Unexpectedly, Li Nanbei didn't panic at all, and took a step forward and said: "On the chessboard, there are no chariots and horses, and the mere chess pieces are rampant!"

You are just a pawn, how dare you bark wildly? !

"Okay!" The people in Juxian Hall looked solemn, only Mr. Su clapped his hands and applauded.

The middle-aged fat man said angrily: "Two apes cut a tree deep in the mountains, let's see how the little monkey saw it?!"

Li Nanbei: "A horse stuck in the mud, asked the old beast how to hoof?!"

"Damn it, the boss is so neat!"

"666!"

"Look, that fat man's face is purple with anger!"

"Haha! He deserves it, let him carry a gun with a stick!"

Without any time to think about it, Li Nanbei matched his pair.

And the difficulty of being right is far more difficult than being right, so it is simply a judgment!

The middle-aged fat man blushed, took a step forward with his eyes wide open, and said, "I'm a majestic man, and I'm full of guts!"

Li Nanbei clasped his nostrils and raised his little finger to face him: "You're so dirty, half of your glans is showing!"

"Pfft! Hahahaha!"

Song Ren laughed out loud, recklessly, and the oppression he had suffered these days seemed to disappear.

Although the words were a bit rude, the appreciation in Mr. Su's eyes became more and more fierce. A young man deserves to be so reckless and frivolous!

Song Zhen's face was ugly, gloomy, turning the jade finger on his thumb, his eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Come and plant trees on your grave!!" The middle-aged fat man completely lost his composure, almost cursing.

The people around shook their heads one after another. If you lose, you lose. It's a shame to still behave like this!

Unexpectedly, Li Nanbei quickly said: "The coffin made of a tree is waiting for you to live in!"

Everyone almost got off their chairs bald, this is a pair of magic, right? !
"You!" The middle-aged fat man's eyes were round with anger, and his fat neck seemed to be thicker.

He is also a monk, although his cultivation base is not high, but he has also reached the level of a Taoist master. At this time, under the rage, he couldn't help but want to make a move.

But the moment he was about to make a move, Ling Qi couldn't stop the riot due to anger, and couldn't help but groaned, and could only stare at Li Nanbei fiercely with wide-eyed eyes.

Seeing this funny scene, Su Chan couldn't help smiling, and covered her mouth with her embroidered clothes with one hand.

"Come, let me borrow your fan." Li Nanbei took a fan from Sun Jian, imitating the coquettish appearance of these literati, and unfolded the fan: "It is not indecent to come and go."

Li Nanbei just came out of the limelight, and coupled with his good-looking outfit, he is really a handsome young man at this moment, and people can't help but praise: Mo Shang is like a jade, and the young man is unparalleled in the world.

The eyes of many female relatives in the boudoir who are waiting for the word are rolling, which means that the spring is already full of spring.

"The Four Treasures of the Study!" Seeing Li Nanbei waving, under Song Ren's gaze, Sun Jian and the others took out the Four Treasures of the Study and placed them in the hall.

Li Nanbei quickly wrote: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!"

Clap your hands and say: "Okay, here is the Shanglian, and I send it to you."

Almost everyone came over to look at it, and one person said angrily, "Could it be that you're playing tricks on me?!"

"Hehe, why don't you let me write such ridiculous couplets as seven six five four three two one?!"

"Despicable! You still use the word "dog crawling" to ruin us!"

Elder Su frowned slightly, but didn't see any tricks, and looked at Li Nanbei with interest.

The middle-aged fat man suppressed the violent aura in his body, tried his best to calm down his mood, and came over to examine the question, even more confused and frowning.

Li Nanbei looked around, and said with a sneer: "I said that I will send the upper and lower couplets to you, and this will clear up your doubts!"

Picking up the Langhao pen again, Li Nanbei reappeared in the Jianghu characters, and wrote crookedly: "Filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness and honesty!"

"Hiss! The first couplet: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, the second couplet: filial piety, loyalty, integrity, integrity?!"

"Send it to us? Doesn't it mean that we are disloyal, filial, righteous and rude?!"

Everyone present changed their colors, and there was a hint of anger on their faces.

For ancient scholars, these few words hit the nail on the head, the most ruthless words, almost negating a person from head to toe.

And Li Nanbei actually gave this sentence to them now? !
The most important thing is that no one can solve it just now? !
There were also people from various major forces present, with considerable influence, and there were also messengers who recorded the famous sayings in the field. Isn't this unfaithful, unfilial, unrighteous and rude hat on the heads of the heads of the Huixian Hall? ? !
"Pfft!" Being insulted like this, the middle-aged fat man immediately became furious and spat out a mouthful of blood!

The messenger officer described this scene and recorded it in the sound transmission jade, and the next moment it appeared in the palace in real time, in the hands of the emperor.

"Filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness and honesty?" Human Sovereign was slightly stunned, and then laughed.

"Next!" Li Nanbei was full of momentum, and he glanced at this group of 'junyan' with angry eyes without any dodge, but some of them seemed to dodge their eyes because of lack of momentum.

Scanning around, Li Nanbei found that there were really a few people with calm faces, as if they were not angry, as if they were outside the world.

One of the blue-shirted scholars saw Li Nanbei looking over, and said with a sneer, "Even though Brother Li beat Brother Zhao Chuan, you don't have to be so arrogant, right? It's just a small pair."

Li Nanbei frowned: "Oh? What advice do you have?" Seeing the other party's style, Li Nanbei said with disdain in his heart: "Put a glass with me?!"

The blue-shirted scholar took a sip of the tea in his cup unhurriedly, and suddenly raised his voice: "If you think that you can come to Juxianzhuang to play in the juxian village just because of a pair of pairs, you are underestimating the heroes of the world." !"

Li Nanbei laughed, and scanned the people in Huixian Hall: "Heroes of the world?"

The meaning of it is self-evident, making all the scholars present say angrily: "It's too rampant!"

"Master Chen, teach this madman a lesson!"

"Yes! Let him know what a real literary leader is!"

"Looking up and down Daliang, only Mr. Chen's poems can be called quatrains. How dare this kid call himself a Poetry Immortal?! Are you kicking the iron plate now?!"

In Huixian Hall, the scholars of Song Zhen's lineage were all passionate and united against each other.

Who said that literati are inferior to each other?Isn't this very united? !

"Ah, it's Mr. Chen." Many daughters of aristocratic families were seated in the curtained compartment. When they heard Mr. Chen's name, they couldn't help but look out curiously.

The ones with a more eccentric temper even stood up and secretly hid behind the curtain pillars to look at Mr. Chen.

At this time, Mr. Chen was slightly full of heart, and stood up confidently: "Don't use your tongue, you can dare to fight with poetry?!"