This system is actually worse than me!

Chapter 140 Task 3 Record 2

[No. 15th: Today, I mustered up my courage and my pocketbook to find Qiu Niang, the new flower girl of Feng Accord, but she is a woman who likes to compose music. I know that I must use my proficient music theory to impress her. Fortunately, I am a lover of square dance, so I wrote a song called "Little Apple" and gave it to her. She was very moved, and I succeeded again at night, haha. 】

[After repeated requests, I had no choice but to choose another piece of "Pipa Xing" from among the [-] poems of Tang and Song Dynasties for her, but I only wrote half of it, and she said it was well written. Can I tell her that I copied it?Of course not, I can only say that after listening to her pipa music, I wrote it with the help of the scene]

【Miss Qiuniang praised me for understanding my thoughts. In fact, how could I understand so many thoughts? 】

[In addition, before leaving today, Miss Qiu Niang took the initiative to come up and give me a kiss. I was greatly praised, because she said that the half of "Pipa Xing" was written very well]

[Thanks to Tang Poetry and Song Ci, which made me stand out in the wind and moon field]

[No. 16th: Yesterday, I talked to Commander Qin Yun about my thoughts, and as a result, Commander Qin Yun helped me sell out the Huli Pill, earning 6000 million yuan, but I always feel that what he said was a fake number. Women spend the spring night together. 】

【Qiu Niang said, love is not spoken, but made. In fact, I really don't mean that. I just long for a pure love.】

[Furthermore, after rescuing a girl who just fell into the fire pit, Qiuniang was even more enchanting than Miss Xuanji when she was flirting. In front of her, I didn't want to do anything else but be fascinated by the big butt that was shaking constantly. I began to feel that after this It would be nice to have a baby]

[I slapped myself in the heart, how could I say such shameless things at this age, sure enough, Feng Yage has come more, and the things in my mind have changed, bah, this filthy place, I will never again not coming】

[No. 17th: I was so busy today, the master hadn’t come back from visiting an old friend, and was about to go to Fengyage to watch Miss Xuan Ji dance, but on the way I ran into an old man in the Great Saint Realm. I was surprised: I still go whoring in this realm? 】

[But I think, if Miss Xuanji misses my poems and Fengyue, will she come to me, I think she must like me]

[At night, I still went, but at this time Hyun Hee's dance was over, hey, I regret it a bit]

[No. 18th: I learned the lesson from yesterday, and today I came to Fengyage early today. On the way, I met a beggar who robbed a child of candied haws. The child bought two candied haws, but the beggar took one away. Wow! cry】

[When this kind of road is uneven, I act decisively and snatch the second candied haws from the child. Don’t ask me why, candied haws are very sweet]

[The kid came with his father later, but I, who was smart, had already slipped away and hid in Fengyue Pavilion. The old bustard ate my last candied haws, but she said that the lollipops are more intriguing]

【I know, she is going to resort to the old trick again. I tightened my belt to prevent her from succeeding. I will be under her "soft and hard foam". Well, I admit, she still has some skills】

[It's just that I wonder why the old bustard always looks for me every time I go to Fengyue Pavilion. Is it because she is over 30 and no one wants her, and others think she is old? 】

[No. 19th: Today, I saw a group of people discussing a plan in Fengyage. I eavesdropped on it, but found that it was just a few clowns entertaining themselves.]

[I still go to my old bustard, ah, no, it’s Miss Xuan Ji, Miss Xuan Ji didn’t see any guests today, except me, she said that I am the kind of person who transcends the world of mortals, and that my spiritual realm It has already left the vulgar interest, which can be seen from my poems]

[I smiled and said nothing, she poured down two cups of daughter's red, and said that it was brewed when she was a child, among so many people, except me, no one is qualified to drink her daughter's red]

[I drank some, and I had an idea in my mind, I wanted to get her drunk, then put her on the bed, and start eating meat, but unfortunately, she was surprisingly good at drinking, and I got drunk after two drinks, and I was the one who did it in the end I understand, it turned out that she wanted to use wine to sleep with me]

[Fortunately, I was smart enough to not let her plan succeed, but after I went back, I regretted it very much, why didn't I just follow the plan, and sure enough, I got drunk and had sex]

[No. 20th: Today, I met a kid on the road. When he passed by Fengyage, he asked me where it was. I said it was for business.]

[The kid asked me what kind of business they do, I said they sell newspapers and fish, seafood business]

[The kid immediately felt that selling newspapers and fish was a good business, and there were so many people coming in and out every day, so he decided that his dream when he grew up was to sell newspapers and fish, so he could make a lot of money]

[I thought, did I do something wrong, I misled the kid paper, but I thought about it carefully, it’s not impossible for him to start a seafood business, it’s just that he can’t sell newspapers and fish, he has to sell sea cucumbers]

[No. 20 Day: I don’t know why today, I feel a little disgusted when I look at the flower girls in Fengyue Pavilion, and think of the way they look like wearing fine clothes, hey, I’m too bad]

[However, I also yearn for the trail that leads to seclusion, even though this trail is full of traffic, because the end of the trail is the cradle that breeds life]

【Even if it's dilapidated, changing colors, dark and damp】

[No. 20 [-]nd: Miss Xuanji said that she dreamed of a paradise yesterday, where life is very beautiful, and asked me if I could write an article, I recited "Peach Blossom Spring" to her, and she was fascinated by it]

[But this sentence: You are very narrow at the beginning, but you only understand people. After walking dozens of steps, you suddenly become enlightened, but it reminds me of the deeds of those women in Fengyue Pavilion. Bah, Lin Yu, your thinking is crooked again]

【Miss Xuan Ji is that kind of pure person, don't be too dirty】

【Finally, Miss Xuan Ji came back to her senses. She said she wanted to open the door for me tonight, but I know that if I go in, blood will come out from my head, and many people will die inside the door. I think I just finished memorizing the ancient prose today, and it is not suitable for that kind of scene, so I refused again]

【Go home, slap yourself again】

[No.20 Three Days: The pink color I thought had already been tarnished by time, and the black fungus is actually pretty good, but I don’t like this kind of thing, so I naturally dislike the flower girl in Fengyue Pavilion, and tend to be in Accord]

[But I don't know why, I can't hate the old bustard of Fengyue Pavilion, and I don't know if it's because she swallowed my elite soldiers twice, hey, anyway, every time I was in front of her, I finally lost my soldiers and surrendered]

[No. 20 [-]th: Miss Xuan Ji danced a new dance today, I still stare at her surprisingly big butt, I can always imagine how many people would be fascinated by wearing a bikini]

[Of course, I also made an appointment with her at night, and later I found out that she is a foodie. The green lion in Journey to the West swallowed [-] heavenly soldiers in one bite. She is even more powerful than the green lion]

[No. 20th five days: There are still five days before the daily task of the system. I decided to thank Miss Xuan Ji and Qiu Niang, so I made an appointment with them that night and spent hundreds of thousands of real coins, which is enough to buy The next villa is coming]

[But I don't feel distressed, because it's not my money, nor the money of Commander Qin Yun, but what I got from selling Hu Li Dan, a business with no profit at all]

【Miss Xuan Ji likes my steak very much. She said it tastes hard. She likes hard things so they have a chewy texture, I think.I have something harder below, she will like it even more]

【Qiu Niang likes caviar. I don’t know why, but she ate a lot. In the end, we drank Kuo Luo from [-], and they got drunk】

[Who is it!Even if I drink Kuoluo, I’m drunk, it’s not obvious that I want to sleep, but one person can’t beat two tigers, and the tiger’s den is not easy to enter, even if I have this iron rod, I’m not Monkey King]

[No. 20 [-]th: Listen to the music, look at the flower girl, I didn’t see the old bustard when I went to Fengyue Pavilion today, but I heard her keep screaming “Ah”, I think it must be because I was beaten, and I also I don’t know who it is, but it’s so ruthless]

【He actually yelled at the old bustard, but what I don’t understand is why the old bustard still said it was cool when he was beaten so hard, maybe I’m too naive】

[Later, when I was leaving, I saw the old bustard. She had a rosy face and looked good. I asked her who had beaten her just now. She said that someone had given her an injection and injected some white liquid]

[I saw her staggering, obviously she was a little bit unable to walk because of the injection, so I didn't ask her to send her away]

[No. 20 Seventh Day: Chatting with Miss Xuanji, today she wrote a poem, which is roughly like this: You live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day without seeing you, and drink the water of the Yangtze River together]

[I have to say that Miss Xuan Ji is still very talented. I have learned this poem before, and there is also the second half. Miss Xuan Ji can't write it out, so I will say it out]

[When will this water stop, when will this hatred end, I only hope that the king's heart is like mine, and I will definitely live up to my lovesickness]

[Miss Xuan Ji's eyes were moist all of a sudden, and then she slipped into my arms. I knew she was moved by my talent. Hey, she can pick up girls with her face, but she has to rely on her talent to conquer this top card.]

[No.20 [-]th: There are many flower girls in Accord, but my only favorites are Miss Xuan Ji and Qiu Niang. I don’t know why, but I always feel that other flower girls are too vulgar]

【Qiu Niang's rouge today is very light. I combined the makeup of my world and Qiu Niang's beauty to make her a good outfit. She looks much more beautiful】

[Qiu Niang uses a bronze mirror, she can't see very clearly, I gave her a mirror, she appreciates her own beauty in the mirror, I said a word: the belt is getting wider and I will never regret it, because of Yixiao, people are haggard 】

【In the end, Qiuniang misled me. She really untied her belt, revealing her bellyband, and said she wanted me to see if her bellyband was fastened tightly. Isn't she playing with me? 】

【You don’t know if the bellyband is tight after wearing it all day, so you still come to ask me, but later, I want to understand the meaning】

[I went to untie the bellyband and found it was really tight, it seems that I don't know anything about women's bellybands]

[After half an hour, Qiuniang couldn't bear it anymore and threw me on the bed. As for the rest, it's nothing more than that. [-] words are omitted here]

[No. 20 Nine Days: Last night I fought very hard with Qiu Niang, so I didn’t go back and slept on her couch. After waking up, I made her a Michelin breakfast. eat】

[I went to Miss Xuanji during the day, and met that old bastard Cao Zixin again. I'm afraid I'll stay at Qiuniang's place today, and maybe I'll sleep with her all night again]

[Humans, that’s how it is, either set a trap yourself, or fall into someone else’s trap, but I’m happy]

[No. 30th: Today is the last day of the daily Fengyue task. Although there will be rewards after completion, I still don’t want to end it. I think maybe I have become bad]

[I began to think that Fengyuechang is a good place to relax, but it is limited to the kind of show that does not sell itself]

[I started to think about my farewell words, because I was going back to Xihuang, but I suddenly realized that I have mastered the power of space, and I can use space to travel from Xihuang to Fengyage in a second]

[The lost mood instantly improved, and in the future, the space shuttle will directly shuttle to Miss Xuan Ji's boudoir, so that even the cost of whoring will be saved. I am really a little expert who can be in charge]

【Of course, I won't ignore Qiu Niang】

[I thought about it, did I not use the power of the space boundary to do the right thing, such a strong ability, I actually used it to pick up girls, I slapped myself]

[Your grandma's Lin Yu, you should concentrate on picking up girls, why do you think about these extra things! 】

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