Villain: The memory of the tyrant is exposed, the empress cries

Li Tingyan is good at everything, but her cooking skills cannot be described in words.

That is the greatest horror in the world.

When Li Tingyan won the No.1 in the Battle of the Four Continents back then, everyone suggested that the famous chef of the Cangjing Pavilion take the initiative and have a good meal.

But Li Tingyan insisted on doing it by herself.

Just this one sentence scares away all the doctors of the Buddhist scriptures pavilion.

As a peacemaker, he has a slow personality, like the reincarnation of a sloth.

When she learned that the chili sauce and meat sauce she ate just now were brewed by Li Tingyan herself, she immediately ran towards the dry toilets on the mountain peaks not far from the camp.

The dry toilet on the top of the mountain is a wooden house made of several pieces of wood, standing on the edge of the cliff, you can experience the feeling of flying freely at an altitude of [-] meters, just like a bird.

Bian Huai was afraid that he would be embarrassed to take the initiative to grab the toilet, so he was the first to run towards the dry toilet, leaving the four of Lu Kai sitting in place with dazed faces.

But soon they knew what happened.

The stomach began to gurgling non-stop, and the pain came one after another, as if something was churning in the stomach.

Soon Xiong Kai's forehead and body were covered with beads of sweat, and he stood up from the ground with difficulty, his body becoming wobbly.

He ran to the dry toilet on the top of the mountain with all his strength.

There are not many places for dry toilets on the top of the mountain, there are only five or six of them.

Lu Ran looked at Xiong Kai and the others with their thighs crossed, looking like a little woman moving forward, and shook his head: "I've already said it and didn't listen, who's to blame? I have to buy and sell by force."

Lu Ran roughly divided the food Li Tingyan prepared for him into several categories.

Poisoning: meat sauce, chili sauce, jam, etc.

Repellent: stinky tofu, snail noodles, etc.

Blunt objects: twisted dough sticks, fried dough sticks, etc.

Throwing: steamed buns, buns, etc.

Traps: bacon, pickles, etc.

Edible: meat and vegetables that have not been processed in any way.

"It's so big, such a long stick!"

I don't know when the little loli Tang Xiaodie crawled out of the tent, saw a fried flower stick on the table by Lu Ran, and the corners of her mouth were drooling.

He opened his mouth wide and took a bite.

"when!"

There was a sound of metal colliding, Tang Xiaodie covered her mouth and burst into tears.

"Ah! It hurts me to death, this stick is too hard! Lu Ran, your big stick is too hard, it hurts me to death!"

Tang Xiaodie's voice attracted the attention of everyone in the temporary camp.

"I'll go, no way, this is before the test, these are too anxious."

"I just met in the morning, and we're discussing the hardness of the stick in the evening. The progress is so fast."

"In this environment, the hardness of the stick can be discussed. How dare they, aren't they afraid of being peeped?"

Lu Ran has a black thread. These are some tiger and wolf words, so he can't speak well. What is bang bang, can't he talk about fried flower sticks?

Lu Ran listened to Tang Xiaodie's crying, and took out a few pieces of beef jerky from his pocket. These were all made by Ao Jiao, and there was no problem in terms of safety: "I'll eat it for you, don't cry."

Tang Xiaodie looked at the pieces of beef jerky in Lu Ran's hands, with tears in her eyes: "Lu Ran, do you want to send me away for six pieces of beef jerky? I'm only worth six pieces of beef jerky."

"Damn! Six pieces of beef jerky will do the trick. What kind of beef jerky is this, Jindanniu or Yuanyingniu?"

"Hey, girls have to protect themselves when they go out."

Lu Ran thought for a while, and put away the beef jerky: "It's really not worth it, then I'll go to bed first, and I'll talk about the rest tomorrow."

According to this schedule, it will be three to five days before Lu Ran is scheduled, so Lu Ran decides to take a good rest.

Back to the five of Xiong Kai, they squatted in the dry toilet for a full day, not only the legs, but also the neck down, they felt that they were not their own.

First, there was a turmoil in the stomach, and then the chrysanthemum area was ravaged by peppers, and finally the legs were numb.

So what about Jin Dan, his legs are still numb even if he squats in the toilet for half an hour.

By the time the five of them came out of the toilet, it was already the next morning.

The five people had sunken eye sockets, dark complexions, dull faces, bloodshot eyes, and emaciated figures, all of them looked like walking dead zombies.

At this time, a disciple of the Sutra Pavilion finally found Xiong Kai and five people. With an anxious look on his face, he grabbed Xiong Kai's arm and said, "Eighth Prince, come with me quickly, I have already found you." It's been half an hour for you, if you don't come, you should be sentenced to abstain."

Xiong Kai felt that he was out of his mind. With a hoarse voice, he glanced at the disciples in the Sutra Pavilion and asked blankly, "What did you say?"

The disciples of the Cangjing Pavilion didn't know what happened to Xiong Kai, so they could only say: "You are really good, you can have so much fun in the temporary camp, Lu Ran is still several days away from the test anyway? Test, come with me quickly."

The Cangjing Pavilion took Xiong Kai's hand and ran towards the Hundred-story Pagoda.

Just when Xiong Kai was dragged away by the disciples of the Cangjing Pavilion for a long time, Bian Huaicai, as if he had just connected, shouted loudly: "We don't test today, we don't test today, you can tell the master of Xiangge, skip us first. !"

Lu Ran, who hid in the tree watching this scene, took out his small notebook to record, and kept muttering: "Could it be that the sauce made by Master has the effect of one plus one greater than two? Meat sauce and hot sauce will Delayed reaction time? Do you want to test it?"

At this time, Xiong Kai was dragged to the front of the Hundred-story Pagoda with a dazed expression on his face. Only then did he react, and his body couldn't help shivering.

He remembered that he was still squatting in the toilet just a second ago, why did he appear in front of the Hundred-story Pagoda now, did he pull a fragment?
Xiong Kai looked up at the hundred-story tower, and then he remembered that it was time to conduct a test by himself.

At this moment, Xiong Kai felt that he was about to cry, but now let alone the test, Xiong Kai really wanted to find a bed so that he could lie down and rest for a while, his neck became numb after pressing on it. how to spell.

Xiong Kaigang wanted to raise his hand and say that he wanted to give up.

But Lu Ran's voice was heard not far away.

I don't know when Lu Ran has already circled back.

Lu Ran stood beside Yan Rui, with a earnest look: "Xiao Rui, choosing a man depends on whether he feels safe. Xiong Kai looks strong when you look at him, but standing in front of the hundred-story pagoda is not enough When you entered, your legs trembled in fright, how can he give you a sense of security? You should change it as soon as possible."

When Xiong Kai heard Lu Ran's words, he was so angry that his seven orifices smoked, his legs trembled, did he get scared?
Isn't that squatting for too long?
Yan Rui was also very cooperative and said, "Brother Lu, do you think I should change to someone like that?"

Lu Ran raised his chest: "Of course I am!"