Journey to the West: My villain behind the scenes was exposed by the Buddha
Chapter 59 Two monkeys hit the road at the same time
When Sun Wukong saw that the fake monkey was hitting a black stick, he dared to attack the bald old donkey Buddha!
Monkey King has been suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years. This old bald donkey did it. It is impossible to say that Monkey King will not hold grudges!
Seeing the fake monkey take advantage of this opportunity to beat the Buddha with a stick, Sun Wukong was inexplicably happy, and suddenly had an idea in his heart, even the fake monkey dared to hit the Buddha. Could it be that the real Monkey King would not dare to hit him?
Old thief, I was often bullied by you back then!
Thinking of this, Monkey King deliberately led Wang Xiaohu to the top of the Buddha's head. While the two were fighting, Monkey King went down with a stick and hit the Buddha's head again!
"boom!"
"Why hit the deity?"
At this moment, Wang Xiaohu's system sounded again——
[Ding, Sun Wukong beat the Buddha violently, the cause and effect of Journey to the West changed, and the merit value +12000 was obtained]
The two seemed to have discussed it, and they didn't answer, just dense sticks, falling down non-stop.
The Buddha turned pale with fright. Could it be that the two monkeys agreed to deal with him!
"court death!"
The Buddha raised his hands, and suddenly two Five Elements Mountains fell down!
The next moment, both monkeys were crushed under two mountains.
[Ding, the cause and effect of Journey to the West has changed, and the merit value gained +13000]
The Buddha kept blowing his nose at the two of them, and was about to slap them to death, but he couldn't slap them to death. After they died, what happened to Journey to the West?
Could it be that the Buddha himself was to protect Tang Seng?
Even if he wants to go, he can only think about it, because Heaven doesn't recognize him.
How to do?
Buddha scratched his head, as the boss of Xitian, he didn't know what to do for a while?
Two monkeys... Damn, two monkeys?
"You, whoever wants to travel to the west, who wants to be a fairy, I will directly give you a fairy to do it!"
In desperation, the Buddha had no choice but to make a bad move.
"I want to learn scriptures!"
"I also want to learn from the scriptures!"
The Buddha scratched his head. Was it the monkey who broke his head? How could he hear such absurd things? Only the monkey can become a Buddha if he succeeds in studying the scriptures. Now he is directly asked to be a god, but both monkeys refused?
"No. [-], tell me, why don't you become a fairy?" Buddha asked, pointing to the monkey under the first Five Elements Mountain.
"Because I don't want to get something for nothing!"
"Number two, tell me."
"Because I am a hardworking monkey, relying on my hardworking hands to create a better tomorrow!"
The Buddha kept blowing, feeling as if his heart was going to burst, he didn't want to get something for nothing, he wanted to be a hardworking monkey, what else could he do?
The Buddha snorted coldly, and immediately sent an order: "Call the Eight Great Bodhisattvas and Eighteen Arhats, and this deity will hold a Journey to the West Conference!"
"Buddha, disciples can only summon the seven Bodhisattvas!" A monk replied.
"Why is this?"
"Puxian Bodhisattva is dead, how can disciples find him?"
The Buddha's face was distorted in anger: "Then summon the Seven Great Bodhisattvas!"
Soon, the seven Bodhisattvas arrived, and Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was in confinement, also came.
The Eighteen Arhats were in place, the Buddha took a deep breath and said, "Something has changed in Journey to the West, and the real Monkey King can't be distinguished from the fake one. I've called you here just to hear everyone's opinions!"
Everyone looked at the two Five Elements Mountains above the Lingshan Mountain, and then looked at the two monkeys below, which were hard to distinguish between true and false.
"Pigs, a group of pigs! There are so many of you, don't you have a feasible method?" The Buddha was furious and reprimanded.
Bodhisattvas bow their heads, eighteen arhats bow their heads.
However, Bodhisattvas and Arhats are all dissatisfied. If they are pigs, then the Buddha is a pig's head!
"Think, think of a way!"
Everyone bowed their heads.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, Journey to the West was set up by you at the beginning. As the chief designer, have you ever imagined that this situation will happen today?"
"If you go back to the Buddha, the disciple has never thought about it!"
What Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said is the truth, who would have thought that there will be three monkeys, two of them have the same experience, and the two monkeys are all true!
She Guanyin Bodhisattva only set the true and false Monkey King, only two monkeys, but did not set three monkeys!
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you can't come up with a feasible method, this deity will punish you for 1 years of confinement!"
Avalokitesvara was so frightened that she quickly knelt down, her desire to survive was too strong, and suddenly a flash of light flashed in her mind: "My disciple thinks that since the two monkeys are real, and they both want to learn scriptures and become Buddhas, let them go on the road together! "
The Buddha thought for a while, and a smile appeared on his face: "Yes, the way of heaven did not limit how many monkeys there are in the Journey to the West, but only Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Sand Monk, but there is no limit to two monkeys to protect Tang Seng. !"
"Okay, this method is feasible, you two monkeys, are you willing to protect Tang Monk from going west?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Yes, yes!"
The two of them are the same person, with the same tone, the same movements, and even the blink of an eye is copied and pasted.
"Okay, the two of you stop fighting, shake hands peacefully, and let's go westward together!"
Buddha ordered.
[Ding, the cause and effect of Journey to the West has changed, and the merit value gained +120000]
Wang Xiaohu's jaw almost dropped in shock. This change was really too big a cause and effect. He actually rewarded 10,000+ merit points at one time. Together with the merit points he earned from bedding wool before, his accumulated merit points reached more than 39.
Don't worry, go back later, study slowly, and now you suddenly become a rich man, so naturally you have to spend a lot!
Wang Xiaohu glanced at Sun Wukong, and saw that his expression was still a bit depressed. After all, he is the real one. Now that one has become two, there is no doubt that the merits he has gained will be halved after Journey to the West is over.
Wang Xiaohu pretended to be depressed, but still stretched out his hand: "Hello, fake monkey!"
"Fuck you say I'm a fake monkey, I'll fight with you!"
"Monkey, shake hands and make peace!" the Buddha scolded.
Sun Wu blew his nose airily, and shook hands with Wang Xiaohu.
"Then you two, let's go!"
So, the two returned to the world.
After landing, Tang Seng looked surprised: "Wukong..."
"Master, I'm here!"
"Master, I'm here!"
The two came up at the same time, Tang Seng scratched his head and asked, "Aren't you going to distinguish the real from the fake? Why are there two?"
"The fake monkey has been beaten to death by the Buddha, we are all real!" Wang Xiaohu replied.
What else can Sun Wukong say, he knows he is real, but even the Buddha can't recognize the fake one, what else can he do?
"Yes, master, now the two of us will protect you!"
"Hahaha... More people have more strength, okay, okay, welcome!" Zhu Bajie immediately laughed.
But Tang Seng scratched his head and said, "Then how do you address me as a teacher? I call Wukong, and the two of you answer. It's very difficult for me as a teacher?"
"It's not easy, just arrange a number for them, and assign them a boss and a second child!" Zhu Bajie suggested.
"This method is feasible, but who of you will be the boss?"
"I'm the boss!"
"I'm the boss!"
The two immediately roared, this is a matter related to the future status of the two, no one wants to be the second child!
"Why are you the boss, you are just a fake!"
"You are the fake, you are not qualified to be the boss!"
"Stop yelling, why don't you guys compete, whoever has the most magic power will be the boss!"
Tang Seng came up with a perfect plan!
Monkey King has been suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years. This old bald donkey did it. It is impossible to say that Monkey King will not hold grudges!
Seeing the fake monkey take advantage of this opportunity to beat the Buddha with a stick, Sun Wukong was inexplicably happy, and suddenly had an idea in his heart, even the fake monkey dared to hit the Buddha. Could it be that the real Monkey King would not dare to hit him?
Old thief, I was often bullied by you back then!
Thinking of this, Monkey King deliberately led Wang Xiaohu to the top of the Buddha's head. While the two were fighting, Monkey King went down with a stick and hit the Buddha's head again!
"boom!"
"Why hit the deity?"
At this moment, Wang Xiaohu's system sounded again——
[Ding, Sun Wukong beat the Buddha violently, the cause and effect of Journey to the West changed, and the merit value +12000 was obtained]
The two seemed to have discussed it, and they didn't answer, just dense sticks, falling down non-stop.
The Buddha turned pale with fright. Could it be that the two monkeys agreed to deal with him!
"court death!"
The Buddha raised his hands, and suddenly two Five Elements Mountains fell down!
The next moment, both monkeys were crushed under two mountains.
[Ding, the cause and effect of Journey to the West has changed, and the merit value gained +13000]
The Buddha kept blowing his nose at the two of them, and was about to slap them to death, but he couldn't slap them to death. After they died, what happened to Journey to the West?
Could it be that the Buddha himself was to protect Tang Seng?
Even if he wants to go, he can only think about it, because Heaven doesn't recognize him.
How to do?
Buddha scratched his head, as the boss of Xitian, he didn't know what to do for a while?
Two monkeys... Damn, two monkeys?
"You, whoever wants to travel to the west, who wants to be a fairy, I will directly give you a fairy to do it!"
In desperation, the Buddha had no choice but to make a bad move.
"I want to learn scriptures!"
"I also want to learn from the scriptures!"
The Buddha scratched his head. Was it the monkey who broke his head? How could he hear such absurd things? Only the monkey can become a Buddha if he succeeds in studying the scriptures. Now he is directly asked to be a god, but both monkeys refused?
"No. [-], tell me, why don't you become a fairy?" Buddha asked, pointing to the monkey under the first Five Elements Mountain.
"Because I don't want to get something for nothing!"
"Number two, tell me."
"Because I am a hardworking monkey, relying on my hardworking hands to create a better tomorrow!"
The Buddha kept blowing, feeling as if his heart was going to burst, he didn't want to get something for nothing, he wanted to be a hardworking monkey, what else could he do?
The Buddha snorted coldly, and immediately sent an order: "Call the Eight Great Bodhisattvas and Eighteen Arhats, and this deity will hold a Journey to the West Conference!"
"Buddha, disciples can only summon the seven Bodhisattvas!" A monk replied.
"Why is this?"
"Puxian Bodhisattva is dead, how can disciples find him?"
The Buddha's face was distorted in anger: "Then summon the Seven Great Bodhisattvas!"
Soon, the seven Bodhisattvas arrived, and Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was in confinement, also came.
The Eighteen Arhats were in place, the Buddha took a deep breath and said, "Something has changed in Journey to the West, and the real Monkey King can't be distinguished from the fake one. I've called you here just to hear everyone's opinions!"
Everyone looked at the two Five Elements Mountains above the Lingshan Mountain, and then looked at the two monkeys below, which were hard to distinguish between true and false.
"Pigs, a group of pigs! There are so many of you, don't you have a feasible method?" The Buddha was furious and reprimanded.
Bodhisattvas bow their heads, eighteen arhats bow their heads.
However, Bodhisattvas and Arhats are all dissatisfied. If they are pigs, then the Buddha is a pig's head!
"Think, think of a way!"
Everyone bowed their heads.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, Journey to the West was set up by you at the beginning. As the chief designer, have you ever imagined that this situation will happen today?"
"If you go back to the Buddha, the disciple has never thought about it!"
What Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said is the truth, who would have thought that there will be three monkeys, two of them have the same experience, and the two monkeys are all true!
She Guanyin Bodhisattva only set the true and false Monkey King, only two monkeys, but did not set three monkeys!
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you can't come up with a feasible method, this deity will punish you for 1 years of confinement!"
Avalokitesvara was so frightened that she quickly knelt down, her desire to survive was too strong, and suddenly a flash of light flashed in her mind: "My disciple thinks that since the two monkeys are real, and they both want to learn scriptures and become Buddhas, let them go on the road together! "
The Buddha thought for a while, and a smile appeared on his face: "Yes, the way of heaven did not limit how many monkeys there are in the Journey to the West, but only Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Sand Monk, but there is no limit to two monkeys to protect Tang Seng. !"
"Okay, this method is feasible, you two monkeys, are you willing to protect Tang Monk from going west?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Yes, yes!"
The two of them are the same person, with the same tone, the same movements, and even the blink of an eye is copied and pasted.
"Okay, the two of you stop fighting, shake hands peacefully, and let's go westward together!"
Buddha ordered.
[Ding, the cause and effect of Journey to the West has changed, and the merit value gained +120000]
Wang Xiaohu's jaw almost dropped in shock. This change was really too big a cause and effect. He actually rewarded 10,000+ merit points at one time. Together with the merit points he earned from bedding wool before, his accumulated merit points reached more than 39.
Don't worry, go back later, study slowly, and now you suddenly become a rich man, so naturally you have to spend a lot!
Wang Xiaohu glanced at Sun Wukong, and saw that his expression was still a bit depressed. After all, he is the real one. Now that one has become two, there is no doubt that the merits he has gained will be halved after Journey to the West is over.
Wang Xiaohu pretended to be depressed, but still stretched out his hand: "Hello, fake monkey!"
"Fuck you say I'm a fake monkey, I'll fight with you!"
"Monkey, shake hands and make peace!" the Buddha scolded.
Sun Wu blew his nose airily, and shook hands with Wang Xiaohu.
"Then you two, let's go!"
So, the two returned to the world.
After landing, Tang Seng looked surprised: "Wukong..."
"Master, I'm here!"
"Master, I'm here!"
The two came up at the same time, Tang Seng scratched his head and asked, "Aren't you going to distinguish the real from the fake? Why are there two?"
"The fake monkey has been beaten to death by the Buddha, we are all real!" Wang Xiaohu replied.
What else can Sun Wukong say, he knows he is real, but even the Buddha can't recognize the fake one, what else can he do?
"Yes, master, now the two of us will protect you!"
"Hahaha... More people have more strength, okay, okay, welcome!" Zhu Bajie immediately laughed.
But Tang Seng scratched his head and said, "Then how do you address me as a teacher? I call Wukong, and the two of you answer. It's very difficult for me as a teacher?"
"It's not easy, just arrange a number for them, and assign them a boss and a second child!" Zhu Bajie suggested.
"This method is feasible, but who of you will be the boss?"
"I'm the boss!"
"I'm the boss!"
The two immediately roared, this is a matter related to the future status of the two, no one wants to be the second child!
"Why are you the boss, you are just a fake!"
"You are the fake, you are not qualified to be the boss!"
"Stop yelling, why don't you guys compete, whoever has the most magic power will be the boss!"
Tang Seng came up with a perfect plan!
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