Wang Xiaohu smiled and said: "Well, I was really sorry just now, it was my grandson who was rude!"
The three of you are depressed, you are not only being rude, you are chasing us with a stick!
The three of them still asked vigilantly: "The great sage has gone and returned, why?"
"My old grandson thought about it, and you guys will rain on my old grandson later!"
As the saying goes, changing faces is like changing the sky, this Monkey King can change faces faster than they can change the sky!
"My lord, are we going to rain or not?"
Wang Xiaohu pretended to be angry, waved the changing stick in his hand, and said, "You three, don't you understand my arrangement?"
The three of them had just been chased and beaten by Monkey King, so they hurriedly said in fright: "Please tell me, the Great Sage, I'll just do it."
Wang Xiaohu nodded and said: "Listen to my grandson, my grandson counts, and when you count to three, you will be clouded and rained in an instant, so don't delay, the speed must be fast!"
At this time, the Great Immortal Huli on the ground was in the middle of the practice: "The wind is coming, the rain is coming... hurry like a law!"
"one two Three!"
At the same time, Wang Xiaohu finished counting three numbers.
In the sky, suddenly thunder, lightning, and dark clouds seemed to appear out of thin air, instantly covering the sky, and a heavy rain poured down.
"Okay, okay, the national teacher is really brilliant!" The king was overjoyed and clapped his hands.
The ministers who were watching also laughed.
"Hahaha, our national teacher is still very powerful, not like that eminent Tang monk who deceived others!"
"In my opinion, that eminent Tang monk is a liar!"
"Liars, liars, the king punishes them!"
Sun Wukong was dumbfounded, what are you doing, the three gods in the sky, are they sick? How dare he let Monkey King lose.
However, now he can't get away, he can only punish them in the future, so he said: "No, no, this time is not counted, the king, when the master did it, the Dragon King was not at home, so he just came here now, it cannot be said that he is his national teacher Victory!"
Isn't this cheating?
The crowd became even more angry: "King, don't listen to their sophistry, they are liars!"
The national teacher came to the king and said: "King, these four monks are indeed liars, and they cannot be spared!"
The king was a little embarrassed. He had read Tang Monk's ultimatum. These four people were indeed from the Tang Dynasty. If they were killed and the Holy Kingdom was angered, they would definitely be retaliated against.
Che Chiguo couldn't bear Datang's revenge!
"Monk, since you said that the Dragon King is not at home, what skills do you have now? You can compete with the national teacher and let me see your true skills!" Sure, I want to give Sun Wukong and the others a chance.
"Monk, you're playing tricks. If that's the case, do you dare to compete with me in sitting meditation?" Immortal Huli said angrily.
Compared with sitting meditation, this can be done, Sun Wukong thought about it, the master is the most powerful, nothing is better than sitting meditation.
Moreover, this time without him making a move, the master can win!
So Sun Wukong agreed on behalf of the master, it was a matter of winning!
"My zazen is very unusual. There is a different name called 'Ladder to Show the Holy Spirit'. It requires one hundred tables and fifty stacks. You are not allowed to climb up with your hands, but you have to ride up on the clouds!"
The two parties agreed for three hours, and they would not move at all. Whoever moved first would lose.
"Master, three hours, are you sure?"
Tang Seng was full of confidence and said: "Don't say three hours, if you meditate for the master, it will not be a problem if you don't move for two or three years!"
"it is good!"
At this time, after a burst of torrential rain, Wang Xiaohu said to the three of them, "I'm sorry, you three great immortals, go back!"
So the three of them left.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for changing the karma of Journey to the West and gaining merit +5000]
Wang Xiaohu smiled, secretly looked at the ground, waiting for them to continue the competition.
At this time, the Great Immortal Huli asked someone to set up two three-foot-high meditation seats, and the two of them had to sit in the sky and compete in meditation. In fact, the Great Immortal Huli had already planned.
Great Immortal Hu Li soared into the sky and sat on a meditation seat.
On the other side, Tang Seng couldn't go up by himself, so he had to let Monkey King send him up.
Then, the two began to meditate.
After sitting for a while, Immortal Hu Li saw that Tang Monk was as stable as Mount Tai, and indeed he had two brushes, but he had means!
Then, Great Immortal Hu Li took a breath and turned into a bedbug, lying on Tang Seng's head.
The bedbug wriggled and bit Tang Seng's bald head, which made Tang Seng itchy and painful, his expression became weird, and his whole person was not so peaceful.
Sun Wukong saw it, the master sat in meditation, three or two days is not a problem, why so uncomfortable?
Monkey King thought that someone might be cheating!
So, he went out of his body, went up to look, and saw a bedbug lying on Tang Seng's head, biting Tang Seng, so Monkey King turned into a bird and took away the bedbug in one bite.
Sun Wukong was very angry and dared to cheat. Is there no way for you to bully my old grandson?
So Monkey King turned into a centipede, which appeared in the hollow of the tiger's nose, and bit the tiger!
At this time, Wang Xiaohu made a move. Your Sun Wukong will become a bird. Could it be that he, Wang Xiaohu, will not change?
So Wang Xiaohu also changed into a bird and took the centipede away.
Sun Wukong saw that this Tiger Immortal was not easy to deal with, and his tricks were comparable to his own, so he could only observe quietly, as long as the other party did not cheat, he firmly believed that he would not be able to defeat the master.
But at this time, Wang Xiaohu turned into a needle, got under Tang Seng's buttocks, and then stabbed Tang Seng's buttocks vigorously!
"what!"
Tang Seng screamed and fell from his meditation seat.
Seeing the situation, Monkey King quickly caught the master!
"You lose!"
At this moment, Great Immortal Hu Li stood up from his meditation seat and said condescendingly.
The people below all clapped and applauded: "Okay, okay... The national teacher is really powerful, and he can defeat the monk by sitting in meditation!"
"King, punish them quickly. They are liars. There is no monk who can't sit in meditation but a Taoist priest. This is a joke!"
"Yes, they must be fake monks!"
This time, the king was also angry. No monk or Zen meditation could match Taoist priests: "Come here, arrest the four fake monks!"
"Wait... My old grandson refuses to accept, the national teacher tricked me!"
"Oh, how did this deity cheat?" Huli Daxian was full of confidence. He did cheat the first time, but the bird that was changed by Monkey King ate the bugs. This time, he really didn't cheat again. !
"I have evidence, master, take off your pants and show them!" Sun Wukong was indignant when he learned that Tang Monk's ass had been pricked by a needle!
"what?"
Tang Seng was stunned, how could he take off his pants in broad daylight?
"Wukong, don't you know, is this hurtful?"
"Master, face is more important than life, you can figure it out?" Sun Wukong said.
The three of you are depressed, you are not only being rude, you are chasing us with a stick!
The three of them still asked vigilantly: "The great sage has gone and returned, why?"
"My old grandson thought about it, and you guys will rain on my old grandson later!"
As the saying goes, changing faces is like changing the sky, this Monkey King can change faces faster than they can change the sky!
"My lord, are we going to rain or not?"
Wang Xiaohu pretended to be angry, waved the changing stick in his hand, and said, "You three, don't you understand my arrangement?"
The three of them had just been chased and beaten by Monkey King, so they hurriedly said in fright: "Please tell me, the Great Sage, I'll just do it."
Wang Xiaohu nodded and said: "Listen to my grandson, my grandson counts, and when you count to three, you will be clouded and rained in an instant, so don't delay, the speed must be fast!"
At this time, the Great Immortal Huli on the ground was in the middle of the practice: "The wind is coming, the rain is coming... hurry like a law!"
"one two Three!"
At the same time, Wang Xiaohu finished counting three numbers.
In the sky, suddenly thunder, lightning, and dark clouds seemed to appear out of thin air, instantly covering the sky, and a heavy rain poured down.
"Okay, okay, the national teacher is really brilliant!" The king was overjoyed and clapped his hands.
The ministers who were watching also laughed.
"Hahaha, our national teacher is still very powerful, not like that eminent Tang monk who deceived others!"
"In my opinion, that eminent Tang monk is a liar!"
"Liars, liars, the king punishes them!"
Sun Wukong was dumbfounded, what are you doing, the three gods in the sky, are they sick? How dare he let Monkey King lose.
However, now he can't get away, he can only punish them in the future, so he said: "No, no, this time is not counted, the king, when the master did it, the Dragon King was not at home, so he just came here now, it cannot be said that he is his national teacher Victory!"
Isn't this cheating?
The crowd became even more angry: "King, don't listen to their sophistry, they are liars!"
The national teacher came to the king and said: "King, these four monks are indeed liars, and they cannot be spared!"
The king was a little embarrassed. He had read Tang Monk's ultimatum. These four people were indeed from the Tang Dynasty. If they were killed and the Holy Kingdom was angered, they would definitely be retaliated against.
Che Chiguo couldn't bear Datang's revenge!
"Monk, since you said that the Dragon King is not at home, what skills do you have now? You can compete with the national teacher and let me see your true skills!" Sure, I want to give Sun Wukong and the others a chance.
"Monk, you're playing tricks. If that's the case, do you dare to compete with me in sitting meditation?" Immortal Huli said angrily.
Compared with sitting meditation, this can be done, Sun Wukong thought about it, the master is the most powerful, nothing is better than sitting meditation.
Moreover, this time without him making a move, the master can win!
So Sun Wukong agreed on behalf of the master, it was a matter of winning!
"My zazen is very unusual. There is a different name called 'Ladder to Show the Holy Spirit'. It requires one hundred tables and fifty stacks. You are not allowed to climb up with your hands, but you have to ride up on the clouds!"
The two parties agreed for three hours, and they would not move at all. Whoever moved first would lose.
"Master, three hours, are you sure?"
Tang Seng was full of confidence and said: "Don't say three hours, if you meditate for the master, it will not be a problem if you don't move for two or three years!"
"it is good!"
At this time, after a burst of torrential rain, Wang Xiaohu said to the three of them, "I'm sorry, you three great immortals, go back!"
So the three of them left.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for changing the karma of Journey to the West and gaining merit +5000]
Wang Xiaohu smiled, secretly looked at the ground, waiting for them to continue the competition.
At this time, the Great Immortal Huli asked someone to set up two three-foot-high meditation seats, and the two of them had to sit in the sky and compete in meditation. In fact, the Great Immortal Huli had already planned.
Great Immortal Hu Li soared into the sky and sat on a meditation seat.
On the other side, Tang Seng couldn't go up by himself, so he had to let Monkey King send him up.
Then, the two began to meditate.
After sitting for a while, Immortal Hu Li saw that Tang Monk was as stable as Mount Tai, and indeed he had two brushes, but he had means!
Then, Great Immortal Hu Li took a breath and turned into a bedbug, lying on Tang Seng's head.
The bedbug wriggled and bit Tang Seng's bald head, which made Tang Seng itchy and painful, his expression became weird, and his whole person was not so peaceful.
Sun Wukong saw it, the master sat in meditation, three or two days is not a problem, why so uncomfortable?
Monkey King thought that someone might be cheating!
So, he went out of his body, went up to look, and saw a bedbug lying on Tang Seng's head, biting Tang Seng, so Monkey King turned into a bird and took away the bedbug in one bite.
Sun Wukong was very angry and dared to cheat. Is there no way for you to bully my old grandson?
So Monkey King turned into a centipede, which appeared in the hollow of the tiger's nose, and bit the tiger!
At this time, Wang Xiaohu made a move. Your Sun Wukong will become a bird. Could it be that he, Wang Xiaohu, will not change?
So Wang Xiaohu also changed into a bird and took the centipede away.
Sun Wukong saw that this Tiger Immortal was not easy to deal with, and his tricks were comparable to his own, so he could only observe quietly, as long as the other party did not cheat, he firmly believed that he would not be able to defeat the master.
But at this time, Wang Xiaohu turned into a needle, got under Tang Seng's buttocks, and then stabbed Tang Seng's buttocks vigorously!
"what!"
Tang Seng screamed and fell from his meditation seat.
Seeing the situation, Monkey King quickly caught the master!
"You lose!"
At this moment, Great Immortal Hu Li stood up from his meditation seat and said condescendingly.
The people below all clapped and applauded: "Okay, okay... The national teacher is really powerful, and he can defeat the monk by sitting in meditation!"
"King, punish them quickly. They are liars. There is no monk who can't sit in meditation but a Taoist priest. This is a joke!"
"Yes, they must be fake monks!"
This time, the king was also angry. No monk or Zen meditation could match Taoist priests: "Come here, arrest the four fake monks!"
"Wait... My old grandson refuses to accept, the national teacher tricked me!"
"Oh, how did this deity cheat?" Huli Daxian was full of confidence. He did cheat the first time, but the bird that was changed by Monkey King ate the bugs. This time, he really didn't cheat again. !
"I have evidence, master, take off your pants and show them!" Sun Wukong was indignant when he learned that Tang Monk's ass had been pricked by a needle!
"what?"
Tang Seng was stunned, how could he take off his pants in broad daylight?
"Wukong, don't you know, is this hurtful?"
"Master, face is more important than life, you can figure it out?" Sun Wukong said.
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