Journey to the West: My villain behind the scenes was exposed by the Buddha
Chapter 122 It's a blessing, not a curse
Lei Shen was about to set off with people, but was stopped by Wang Xiaohu.
"Wait, my lord will teach you a song first, you have to sing the song to patrol the mountains to be energetic!" Wang Xiaohu replied.
"Learn to sing?" A group of goblins, as well as Thor, were also shocked.
Unexpectedly, really unexpected, Wang Xiaohu would let them learn to sing.
"But... I have a rough voice, I'm afraid..." Lei Shen said awkwardly.
"It's okay, my song is very simple, anyone can sing it!"
Then, Leishan sang sweetly.
"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk for dinner. The water in this mountain stream is extremely sweet. I don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals..."
Besides, Tang Seng and his party suddenly burst into flames, blocking the road to the Westward Journey. However, the four masters and apprentices still went through all kinds of dangers and continued on the road.
They came to a mountain and saw a stone at the foot of the mountain, with two dusty words written on the stone - "Thunder Mountain".
"Master, we have arrived at Leishan." Sun Wukong said with a smile.
Tang Seng's face was dark, but he scolded: "Nonsense, what is this Lingshan? Are you cheating Master to get addicted?"
"It's really Leishan, how could I lie to you, get off your horse and have a look carefully!" Sun Wukong was so depressed, why did they write "Leishan"?
This master, if Sun Wukong is the Taishang Laojun, he will slap him in the face and see for himself!
But as a disciple, he couldn't go too far, so he could only be so polite.
"Spiritual Mountain is very high, but this mountain is very low. Moreover, the Buddha's radiance on Lingshan Mountain is so great, but this mountain is lifeless. At first glance, it is not Lingshan Mountain. Do you want to get off the horse and take a look for the teacher?"
Tang Seng scolded.
Sun Wukong is so wronged, Leishan and Lingshan, is his pronunciation so substandard?
In fact, Sun Wukong's pronunciation is very accurate, someone deliberately misheard, and that person is undoubtedly Tang Seng, because Tang Seng doesn't like monkeys anymore, so he deliberately made things difficult for him.
However, Sun Wukong is really indisputable.
The angry monkey could only vent his anger elsewhere, so he ran over, pulled the stone out of the ground, carried it in front of Tang Seng, and said, "Master, look, this is Thunder Mountain, not Spirit Mountain!"
"Oh, so that's the case, well, let's go, let's go, isn't it just a mountain of thunder, you're shouting so loudly, so the master misunderstood."
"That's right, Monkey, you can be so happy when you arrive at Lingshan Mountain. Now it's just Leishan Mountain. Why are you happy?"
"Bajie is right. Only when you reach Lingshan can you be so happy. Otherwise, this is an ordinary mountain. We have traveled all the way and browsed through countless mountains. Now we see an ordinary mountain, so there is no need to make a fuss. Is it?"
Tang Seng reprimanded again.
Sun Wukong is so depressed, is he happy, no, he has always had this style, even if there is a piece of cow dung in front of him, he can speak in such a tone?
"Got it, got it, master, let's go up the mountain!"
So, the master and apprentice started to climb the mountain.
After walking for a while, I vaguely heard someone singing in the mountains.
The monkey's sense of hearing is very sensitive, so he said: "Master, this mountain looks very demonic, let my old grandson go to explore the road first, so as not to encounter a demon!"
"Okay, go back quickly!" Tang Seng replied.
Monkey King flew up to the mountainside, and in the distance, he saw a few goblins patrolling the mountain.
"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk for dinner..."
When Monkey King heard this, it was obvious that he was going to catch them and eat them?
So, Monkey King came back and said to the master: "Master, there are indeed goblins on the mountain, please master?"
Tang Seng took a deep breath, seeing that he was about to reach Lingshan, why are there goblins everywhere, when will this Journey to the West arrive at Lingshan!
Depressed, Tang Seng said, "Wukong, what is that goblin doing? Did he lie in ambush?"
"There is no ambush, but they are singing."
"Sing?"
"Correct!"
"How did you sing?"
"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk for dinner..."
Monkey King immediately tapped the beat and started singing.
When Tang Seng heard this, he became angry again: "Monkey, shut up, Master!"
Monkey King rolled his eyes helplessly, seeing that he was about to reach the western sky, and he didn't want to cause trouble, especially in this last section of the road, he insisted on finishing it.
Monkey King is no longer the Monkey King at the beginning. He doesn't want to cause trouble, but just wants to finish the Journey to the West safely.
However, Tang Seng is too much, and now he can reprimand him even if he sings a song.
"Wukong, you are a monk, how can you sing such a song, you are slandering our monk, discrediting our monk..."
"My grandson is just reporting the truth, master, please make up your mind!" Sun Wukong didn't want to take the blame anymore, if he made up his mind, if something happened, Tang Seng would not reprimand him for three days and three nights.
This old immortal monk is too nagging and annoying.
Tang Seng thought for a while and said: "This singing has already explained a problem. If we continue to go up the mountain, we may be caught by goblins again. We must learn to be smart this time and repeat our old tricks so that they can't find us."
"Then, how to do it?" Tang Seng said a lot, but didn't say how to do it specifically?
Tang Seng replied: "Monkey, you are getting more and more stupid, of course you should go around quietly!"
"Understood, master, let's go down the mountain and go around. Although it's farther away, it's okay. It's better than being caught by a goblin!" Monkey King didn't want to add any thoughts to avoid taking responsibility.
So, a group of people went down the mountain.
Laojun saw that the person he sent had gone for a while, but he still felt uneasy, so he came to the sky to watch.
When he looked at it, he saw that his own person had become the Demon King of Thunder Mountain, and he was patrolling the mountain with a group of little demons, but what about Tang Seng?
It stands to reason that Tang Seng should be here soon!
Searching around for a long time, finally saw the master and apprentice, they actually took a detour, they were going to bypass Leishan.
At this moment, the old gentleman was a little crazy, he vaguely felt that Guanyin Bodhisattva was really pitiful, why did he find such a group of unreliable people to learn from?
If you encounter some danger, just take a detour.
This is so straight-forward. Shouldn't the people who learn the scriptures have the spirit of walking on the mountain, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains?
No, you have to force them to go back!
So Laojun pulled out a hair and turned into many goblins, blocking the road in front of Tang Seng.
There were several masters and apprentices, and as they were walking, Sun Wukong stopped suddenly. There seemed to be someone in front of him, so he said, "Master, there seems to be a goblin in front of him. Let me go and check it out?"
"Why are there so many goblins, don't go, just go there!"
Tang Seng is trying to sing a different tune and embarrass Monkey King!
Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "Master, you are the one who wants to bypass the goblin, and now there seems to be another goblin, shouldn't you continue to go around?"
"It's a blessing, not a curse. A disaster can't be avoided. Let's go!"
"Okay, let's go!"
"Wait, my lord will teach you a song first, you have to sing the song to patrol the mountains to be energetic!" Wang Xiaohu replied.
"Learn to sing?" A group of goblins, as well as Thor, were also shocked.
Unexpectedly, really unexpected, Wang Xiaohu would let them learn to sing.
"But... I have a rough voice, I'm afraid..." Lei Shen said awkwardly.
"It's okay, my song is very simple, anyone can sing it!"
Then, Leishan sang sweetly.
"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk for dinner. The water in this mountain stream is extremely sweet. I don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals..."
Besides, Tang Seng and his party suddenly burst into flames, blocking the road to the Westward Journey. However, the four masters and apprentices still went through all kinds of dangers and continued on the road.
They came to a mountain and saw a stone at the foot of the mountain, with two dusty words written on the stone - "Thunder Mountain".
"Master, we have arrived at Leishan." Sun Wukong said with a smile.
Tang Seng's face was dark, but he scolded: "Nonsense, what is this Lingshan? Are you cheating Master to get addicted?"
"It's really Leishan, how could I lie to you, get off your horse and have a look carefully!" Sun Wukong was so depressed, why did they write "Leishan"?
This master, if Sun Wukong is the Taishang Laojun, he will slap him in the face and see for himself!
But as a disciple, he couldn't go too far, so he could only be so polite.
"Spiritual Mountain is very high, but this mountain is very low. Moreover, the Buddha's radiance on Lingshan Mountain is so great, but this mountain is lifeless. At first glance, it is not Lingshan Mountain. Do you want to get off the horse and take a look for the teacher?"
Tang Seng scolded.
Sun Wukong is so wronged, Leishan and Lingshan, is his pronunciation so substandard?
In fact, Sun Wukong's pronunciation is very accurate, someone deliberately misheard, and that person is undoubtedly Tang Seng, because Tang Seng doesn't like monkeys anymore, so he deliberately made things difficult for him.
However, Sun Wukong is really indisputable.
The angry monkey could only vent his anger elsewhere, so he ran over, pulled the stone out of the ground, carried it in front of Tang Seng, and said, "Master, look, this is Thunder Mountain, not Spirit Mountain!"
"Oh, so that's the case, well, let's go, let's go, isn't it just a mountain of thunder, you're shouting so loudly, so the master misunderstood."
"That's right, Monkey, you can be so happy when you arrive at Lingshan Mountain. Now it's just Leishan Mountain. Why are you happy?"
"Bajie is right. Only when you reach Lingshan can you be so happy. Otherwise, this is an ordinary mountain. We have traveled all the way and browsed through countless mountains. Now we see an ordinary mountain, so there is no need to make a fuss. Is it?"
Tang Seng reprimanded again.
Sun Wukong is so depressed, is he happy, no, he has always had this style, even if there is a piece of cow dung in front of him, he can speak in such a tone?
"Got it, got it, master, let's go up the mountain!"
So, the master and apprentice started to climb the mountain.
After walking for a while, I vaguely heard someone singing in the mountains.
The monkey's sense of hearing is very sensitive, so he said: "Master, this mountain looks very demonic, let my old grandson go to explore the road first, so as not to encounter a demon!"
"Okay, go back quickly!" Tang Seng replied.
Monkey King flew up to the mountainside, and in the distance, he saw a few goblins patrolling the mountain.
"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk for dinner..."
When Monkey King heard this, it was obvious that he was going to catch them and eat them?
So, Monkey King came back and said to the master: "Master, there are indeed goblins on the mountain, please master?"
Tang Seng took a deep breath, seeing that he was about to reach Lingshan, why are there goblins everywhere, when will this Journey to the West arrive at Lingshan!
Depressed, Tang Seng said, "Wukong, what is that goblin doing? Did he lie in ambush?"
"There is no ambush, but they are singing."
"Sing?"
"Correct!"
"How did you sing?"
"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk for dinner..."
Monkey King immediately tapped the beat and started singing.
When Tang Seng heard this, he became angry again: "Monkey, shut up, Master!"
Monkey King rolled his eyes helplessly, seeing that he was about to reach the western sky, and he didn't want to cause trouble, especially in this last section of the road, he insisted on finishing it.
Monkey King is no longer the Monkey King at the beginning. He doesn't want to cause trouble, but just wants to finish the Journey to the West safely.
However, Tang Seng is too much, and now he can reprimand him even if he sings a song.
"Wukong, you are a monk, how can you sing such a song, you are slandering our monk, discrediting our monk..."
"My grandson is just reporting the truth, master, please make up your mind!" Sun Wukong didn't want to take the blame anymore, if he made up his mind, if something happened, Tang Seng would not reprimand him for three days and three nights.
This old immortal monk is too nagging and annoying.
Tang Seng thought for a while and said: "This singing has already explained a problem. If we continue to go up the mountain, we may be caught by goblins again. We must learn to be smart this time and repeat our old tricks so that they can't find us."
"Then, how to do it?" Tang Seng said a lot, but didn't say how to do it specifically?
Tang Seng replied: "Monkey, you are getting more and more stupid, of course you should go around quietly!"
"Understood, master, let's go down the mountain and go around. Although it's farther away, it's okay. It's better than being caught by a goblin!" Monkey King didn't want to add any thoughts to avoid taking responsibility.
So, a group of people went down the mountain.
Laojun saw that the person he sent had gone for a while, but he still felt uneasy, so he came to the sky to watch.
When he looked at it, he saw that his own person had become the Demon King of Thunder Mountain, and he was patrolling the mountain with a group of little demons, but what about Tang Seng?
It stands to reason that Tang Seng should be here soon!
Searching around for a long time, finally saw the master and apprentice, they actually took a detour, they were going to bypass Leishan.
At this moment, the old gentleman was a little crazy, he vaguely felt that Guanyin Bodhisattva was really pitiful, why did he find such a group of unreliable people to learn from?
If you encounter some danger, just take a detour.
This is so straight-forward. Shouldn't the people who learn the scriptures have the spirit of walking on the mountain, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains?
No, you have to force them to go back!
So Laojun pulled out a hair and turned into many goblins, blocking the road in front of Tang Seng.
There were several masters and apprentices, and as they were walking, Sun Wukong stopped suddenly. There seemed to be someone in front of him, so he said, "Master, there seems to be a goblin in front of him. Let me go and check it out?"
"Why are there so many goblins, don't go, just go there!"
Tang Seng is trying to sing a different tune and embarrass Monkey King!
Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "Master, you are the one who wants to bypass the goblin, and now there seems to be another goblin, shouldn't you continue to go around?"
"It's a blessing, not a curse. A disaster can't be avoided. Let's go!"
"Okay, let's go!"
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