Journey to the West: My villain behind the scenes was exposed by the Buddha
Chapter 11 Guanyin Bodhisattva Plays Dead Monk
Tang Seng scratched his head, slapped his hands and tore it apart with his hands. If he hadn't struggled, the tight hoop wouldn't have gotten tighter. His head is about to explode.
"Damn monkey, you damn monkey, damn it!"
As soon as the monkey came back, he was shot while lying down.
"Master, don't you want me to come back, but the Bodhisattva said, you want me to come back?" Sun Wukong asked curiously.
Tang Seng is bitter. You come back. You should be a robot of Lao Tzu. Whatever Lao Tzu asks you to do, you can do it with peace of mind. Fortunately, the robot has controlled its master.
It's a good thing that Sun Wukong doesn't know how to cast a spell, otherwise, there will definitely be no good fruit to eat.
"Wukong, come back as soon as you come back, but the master is really not cold, why do you give the master a big hat?"
Only then did Monkey King discover that Tang Seng had a hat on his head.
"Hold on the hat?" Sun Wukong was a little confused, but it was really novel to see the master like this: "Let me see, this hat is so beautiful, my grandson likes it!"
In Tang Seng's heart, he almost collapsed.
Does it look good? Why don’t you wear it on your own head?
It's all right now, I can only wait for Guanyin. When she comes next time, I must ask her, how can I remove this hat?
A monk, so handsome with a bald head, it feels weird to put on a hat. Most importantly, this hat has a magic spell hidden inside it.
Sun Wukong touched Tang Seng's hat, envious for a while, and really wanted to take it off and wear it for a while.
But it seems that I can't take it off, and I can't help but feel a little lost.
"Wukong, it's almost dawn, isn't it?" Sun Wukong left, actually it was a while, he went to the East China Sea to drink, and then went to Huaguo Mountain.
So, a long time has passed, and now it is almost dawn.
"Hurry up, hurry up, let's rest for a while again, and hit the road at dawn!" Monkey King suggested.
Then, the monkey jumped up a tree, lay down and fell asleep.
Tang Seng stayed up all night, what the hell is going on?
The next day, Monkey King looked at his master Panda Eyes and asked, "What did you think about last night?"
Tang Seng was terrified. Could it be that Monkey King still has the ability to read minds?Last night, he moved out of the eighteen generations of Sun Wukong's ancestors and scolded him again.
"Anituofo, the poor monk sits in meditation and recites scriptures. If you hear something, you must have misheard it!"
"Recite the scriptures, let's recite less for a while in the future!"
"Yes, Wukong is right!"
Why does Sun Wukong think that this master has changed?
However, he didn't bother to think too much, so he said, "Let's go on the road, there is a village ahead, ask for some vegetarian food to suppress hunger!"
It's just that they didn't know that two of the people Gao Cai took out last night died. At this moment, Grandpa Gao gathered all the young men in the village, each of them distributed a load of rice, and was lecturing!
"Villagers, unfortunately last night, the servants of the family encountered a monster monkey, and that monster monkey killed both of us. Today, I gathered everyone together to kill the monkey, otherwise, from now on, Gao I am afraid that Lao Zhuang will not have a peaceful day."
"Kill, kill the monkey!" Everyone booed.
At this time, Tang Seng and Monkey King entered the village.
"Master Gao, Master Gao...it's not good, the monkey is here!"
"Follow me and surround him!" Gao Taigong ordered, and everyone rushed over with hoes and other tools.
So they surrounded the Monkey King.
Tang Seng was trembling with fright, and couldn't help asking: "Wukong, what are these people going to do?"
Monkey King was not so forgetful, so he said: "Last night, my grandson killed a few people, probably from this village!"
"Wukong, then take your teacher and run for your life!"
"Don't worry, my old grandson will be afraid of a few mortals!"
"Wukong, don't kill any more!"
Sun Wukong ignored him, picked up the stick, and shouted: "What are you going to do?"
"Everyone, this monkey killed the one!" Gao Cai said hastily.
So, a group of people rushed up.
Sun Wukong will not be the one who gets beaten, he immediately picks up the stick and does it, and when the stick goes down, he is alone, and every stick will leave no one alive.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is supervising the journey to the west in the sky, is in a hurry, why did this monkey start killing again?
Why doesn't Tang Seng recite the scriptures? If it continues like this, this Journey to the West will be over!
Journey to the West has become a Journey to Kill!
In desperation, in order to immediately stop the casualties, Guanyin began to recite the tight hoop mantra in mid-air.
"Ah... ah..." Tang Seng fell off his horse headfirst, and after landing, he kept rolling and screaming like a pig being killed.
All of a sudden, everyone was really scared. Those who were fighting stopped.
Everyone was puzzled, the casualties on the ground didn't scream like pigs being slaughtered, so why did the monk seem to be in more pain than the disabled people?
Avalokitesvara recites sutras with her eyes closed. When she hears someone screaming and fighting, and seems to have disappeared, she recites sutras more vigorously. Damn, disobedient monkey, let you go on a dead end!
After a long time, the ground was finally quiet.
It seems that the monkey fainted from the pain. This monkey is skinny enough. If it were an ordinary person, it would have died of pain.
Guanyin opened her eyes in satisfaction and looked down at the ground.
Looking at it, I saw Monkey King standing upright, but Tang Seng was lying in the crowd, completely out of breath.
"This... this... what happened?"
In the far corner, a pair of eyes were secretly watching, he was Wang Xiaohu, he quickly covered his mouth, for fear of laughing out loud.
Avalokitesvara is so cruel that he played Tang Seng to death again.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for changing the karma of Journey to the West and gaining merit +12000]
Wang Xiaohu smiled, he knew that Journey to the West was related to the fate of too many people in the Heavenly Court, and it was even more related to the great prosperity of the Buddhist family.
Therefore, this farce is simply too cool.
Avalokitesvara wanted to set a trap for Monkey King, but in the end, she didn't expect to trap herself in it. If something happened to Tang Monk, she would be punished by the heaven.
Sure enough, the panic-stricken Guanyin appeared.
He stepped on colorful auspicious clouds and fell from the sky.
When the villagers saw it, they knelt down to worship one by one.
"See Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
Guanyin gritted her teeth. The current mistake was very serious. She was in mid-air, dipped a willow leaf in the water from the jade bottle, and sprinkled it on the ground.
Manna water is also a good medicine for saving lives and healing wounds. Later, the ginseng fruit tree was uprooted by Monkey King, and Guanyin used manna water to save lives. However, this manna water can only save ordinary beings, but not gods.
All the people who died on the ground just got up and came back to life.
However, Tang Seng still didn't wake up. He is not an ordinary person. He has a fairy bone and a golden cicada soul.
"Damn monkey, you damn monkey, damn it!"
As soon as the monkey came back, he was shot while lying down.
"Master, don't you want me to come back, but the Bodhisattva said, you want me to come back?" Sun Wukong asked curiously.
Tang Seng is bitter. You come back. You should be a robot of Lao Tzu. Whatever Lao Tzu asks you to do, you can do it with peace of mind. Fortunately, the robot has controlled its master.
It's a good thing that Sun Wukong doesn't know how to cast a spell, otherwise, there will definitely be no good fruit to eat.
"Wukong, come back as soon as you come back, but the master is really not cold, why do you give the master a big hat?"
Only then did Monkey King discover that Tang Seng had a hat on his head.
"Hold on the hat?" Sun Wukong was a little confused, but it was really novel to see the master like this: "Let me see, this hat is so beautiful, my grandson likes it!"
In Tang Seng's heart, he almost collapsed.
Does it look good? Why don’t you wear it on your own head?
It's all right now, I can only wait for Guanyin. When she comes next time, I must ask her, how can I remove this hat?
A monk, so handsome with a bald head, it feels weird to put on a hat. Most importantly, this hat has a magic spell hidden inside it.
Sun Wukong touched Tang Seng's hat, envious for a while, and really wanted to take it off and wear it for a while.
But it seems that I can't take it off, and I can't help but feel a little lost.
"Wukong, it's almost dawn, isn't it?" Sun Wukong left, actually it was a while, he went to the East China Sea to drink, and then went to Huaguo Mountain.
So, a long time has passed, and now it is almost dawn.
"Hurry up, hurry up, let's rest for a while again, and hit the road at dawn!" Monkey King suggested.
Then, the monkey jumped up a tree, lay down and fell asleep.
Tang Seng stayed up all night, what the hell is going on?
The next day, Monkey King looked at his master Panda Eyes and asked, "What did you think about last night?"
Tang Seng was terrified. Could it be that Monkey King still has the ability to read minds?Last night, he moved out of the eighteen generations of Sun Wukong's ancestors and scolded him again.
"Anituofo, the poor monk sits in meditation and recites scriptures. If you hear something, you must have misheard it!"
"Recite the scriptures, let's recite less for a while in the future!"
"Yes, Wukong is right!"
Why does Sun Wukong think that this master has changed?
However, he didn't bother to think too much, so he said, "Let's go on the road, there is a village ahead, ask for some vegetarian food to suppress hunger!"
It's just that they didn't know that two of the people Gao Cai took out last night died. At this moment, Grandpa Gao gathered all the young men in the village, each of them distributed a load of rice, and was lecturing!
"Villagers, unfortunately last night, the servants of the family encountered a monster monkey, and that monster monkey killed both of us. Today, I gathered everyone together to kill the monkey, otherwise, from now on, Gao I am afraid that Lao Zhuang will not have a peaceful day."
"Kill, kill the monkey!" Everyone booed.
At this time, Tang Seng and Monkey King entered the village.
"Master Gao, Master Gao...it's not good, the monkey is here!"
"Follow me and surround him!" Gao Taigong ordered, and everyone rushed over with hoes and other tools.
So they surrounded the Monkey King.
Tang Seng was trembling with fright, and couldn't help asking: "Wukong, what are these people going to do?"
Monkey King was not so forgetful, so he said: "Last night, my grandson killed a few people, probably from this village!"
"Wukong, then take your teacher and run for your life!"
"Don't worry, my old grandson will be afraid of a few mortals!"
"Wukong, don't kill any more!"
Sun Wukong ignored him, picked up the stick, and shouted: "What are you going to do?"
"Everyone, this monkey killed the one!" Gao Cai said hastily.
So, a group of people rushed up.
Sun Wukong will not be the one who gets beaten, he immediately picks up the stick and does it, and when the stick goes down, he is alone, and every stick will leave no one alive.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is supervising the journey to the west in the sky, is in a hurry, why did this monkey start killing again?
Why doesn't Tang Seng recite the scriptures? If it continues like this, this Journey to the West will be over!
Journey to the West has become a Journey to Kill!
In desperation, in order to immediately stop the casualties, Guanyin began to recite the tight hoop mantra in mid-air.
"Ah... ah..." Tang Seng fell off his horse headfirst, and after landing, he kept rolling and screaming like a pig being killed.
All of a sudden, everyone was really scared. Those who were fighting stopped.
Everyone was puzzled, the casualties on the ground didn't scream like pigs being slaughtered, so why did the monk seem to be in more pain than the disabled people?
Avalokitesvara recites sutras with her eyes closed. When she hears someone screaming and fighting, and seems to have disappeared, she recites sutras more vigorously. Damn, disobedient monkey, let you go on a dead end!
After a long time, the ground was finally quiet.
It seems that the monkey fainted from the pain. This monkey is skinny enough. If it were an ordinary person, it would have died of pain.
Guanyin opened her eyes in satisfaction and looked down at the ground.
Looking at it, I saw Monkey King standing upright, but Tang Seng was lying in the crowd, completely out of breath.
"This... this... what happened?"
In the far corner, a pair of eyes were secretly watching, he was Wang Xiaohu, he quickly covered his mouth, for fear of laughing out loud.
Avalokitesvara is so cruel that he played Tang Seng to death again.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for changing the karma of Journey to the West and gaining merit +12000]
Wang Xiaohu smiled, he knew that Journey to the West was related to the fate of too many people in the Heavenly Court, and it was even more related to the great prosperity of the Buddhist family.
Therefore, this farce is simply too cool.
Avalokitesvara wanted to set a trap for Monkey King, but in the end, she didn't expect to trap herself in it. If something happened to Tang Monk, she would be punished by the heaven.
Sure enough, the panic-stricken Guanyin appeared.
He stepped on colorful auspicious clouds and fell from the sky.
When the villagers saw it, they knelt down to worship one by one.
"See Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
Guanyin gritted her teeth. The current mistake was very serious. She was in mid-air, dipped a willow leaf in the water from the jade bottle, and sprinkled it on the ground.
Manna water is also a good medicine for saving lives and healing wounds. Later, the ginseng fruit tree was uprooted by Monkey King, and Guanyin used manna water to save lives. However, this manna water can only save ordinary beings, but not gods.
All the people who died on the ground just got up and came back to life.
However, Tang Seng still didn't wake up. He is not an ordinary person. He has a fairy bone and a golden cicada soul.
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