Prehistoric: From False Chaos God Demon Gou to Nu Wa Sanctification

The twelve ancestral witches whispered in the third row.

"I didn't expect that this group of people pretended to be pigs and eat tigers."

Di Jiang looked at the backs of Lao Tzu and the others.

He and the other ancestral witches, no matter how strong their physical strength is, they are still the great perfect strength of the Taiyi Golden Immortal.

It's a blessing to be able to sit in the third row.

Zhu Jiuyin, Shebishi, Rushou, Jumang, Gonggong, Zhurong, Tianwu, Qiangliang, and Yanzi accompanied Dijiang to talk nonsense.

Xuan Ming said: "Little sister, what are you looking for? Look around?"

Houtu heard the words, her pretty face flushed.

"Nothing? Didn't see anyone"

Everyone sat quietly waiting for Hongjun's arrival.

Haotian and Yaoqiong simply didn't move the gate of Zixiao Palace, so they didn't care.

Anyway, they didn't mess it up.

"You have a big problem. You broke the master's gate."

Haotian came to the left side of the saint's cloud bed and sat cross-legged.

Yaoqiong sat on the futon on the right, "You can figure it out yourself?"

After the words fell, everyone's eyes turned to Nuwa, Laozi, Yuanshi, and Tongtian.

The four are the culprits.

Nuwa hated it even more, and knocked down the gate with the fortune tripod.

"I'm just helping to open the door." After I finished speaking, I closed my eyes and meditated.

"This seat is only an assist." Yuan Shi said.

"This seat plays C position." Tong Tian said.

"My palace is the tank support. Friends Haotian and Yaoqiong, you are the main force." Nuwa didn't admit it, anyway, everyone ignored it. "Anyway, I haven't stepped on the gate. There are no footprints of me on it."

If you want to be cruel enough, the people behind will also have a share.

Step directly on the gate.

Haotian and Yaoqiong were so angry that their faces turned red and they were speechless.

Who asked these people to help?

Passionate.

"I was just warming up earlier, and I didn't push the door hard. You came up by yourself, don't care about my business. The master's eyes are sharp." Haotian said.

"Who stepped on the gate? Better clean it now."

Before Yaoqiong finished speaking, she swished.

Like a hurricane, it comes and goes in a hurry.

The gate of Zixiao Palace was intact and installed on the door frame.

"This..." Yaoqiong was a little dazed.

Is the speed of these people ridiculously fast?

Before she could finish her sentence, she not only polished the door, but also installed it back.

The 1000-meter-high gate.

I waited for the people in the first row without moving.

But there are more than 2900 Daluo Jinxian/Taiyi Jinxian powerhouses from the second row to the last row, such as Dijun.

In the blink of an eye, she accomplished what Yaoqiong and Haotian could not do.

This efficiency is terrifying.

"I don't have any. Let me tell you first, there is no footprint of my seat at the gate." Di Jun said.

"This seat has not been stepped on. The door is brand new."

Tai Yi smiled, "Everyone can testify. The gate is intact."

Everyone nodded in unison, maintaining a high degree of consensus.

Haotian and Yaoqiong met eyes and stopped talking.

The process is not important, the result is perfect.

Seeing this scene, Qin Xiao sighed, "Don't underestimate the positive energy of the people who eat melons."

"Wow. These two shadows are so fast."

Jieyin and Zhunti broke into Zixiao Palace.

Zhunti came to Hongyun's futon seat, "Fellow Daoist, give up your seat."

"Hey, hello. I'm walking on foot, coming from the west, I can't hold it anymore."

"The legs are so soft. Fellow Daoist, please accept my knees!"

Jieyin pulled up the corner of her black clothes, wiped her booger, and then put it in her mouth.

"Wooooow. Along the way, I ran out of dry food. In desperation, I had to eat boogers to satisfy my hunger, and use this as strength to continue my journey."

Wiped his nose again and squeezed out several tears.

Everyone was led to cry and their eyes flickered.

All were attracted by the operation of the two.

"I'm going to vomit. Please stay away from me."

"Eating boogers is evil."

"I couldn't help but spit out the ginseng fruit and the nine-turn golden pill."

Many strong people on the futon all felt a rush of nausea from their appetites to their mouths.

Almost vomited.

Jieyin has a fat head and big ears, as black as charcoal.

Zhunti has a dark and thin face, ragged clothes, and tears in his eyes.

Everyone couldn't help wondering, is the western sun so strong?
How did you get so tanned?
"Well, fellow daoist, didn't you accept Hong Yun's knee? I didn't see it."

Tong Tian couldn't help being curious and couldn't help asking.

Lao Tzu said: "Third brother, don't talk nonsense. Black people are also qualified to sit in Zixiao Palace."

Yuan Shi said: "Two fellow Taoists, there are two futons at the back, you go and sit over there. You stand here and influence the saint's preaching."

too dark.

Out of sight out of mind.

affect the overall aesthetics.

Kunpeng and Hongyun did not speak.

Three cleansing one, have the capital to speak.

Kunpeng was very upset, because Jieyin was standing next to him, and the smell was very strong.

Zhunti in front of Hongyun was crying.

He couldn't bear it.

Nuwa acted as if she hadn't seen anything, and wanted her to step aside?

What a joke.

Originally, she wanted to grab a big futon for Fuxi.

As a result, Fu Xi's eyes were all focused on Wang Shu.

Why!Tired.

"This seat is the innate spirit of Sumeru Mountain's transformation."

Jie Yin introduced: "This is my second brother, Zhunti."

Jie Yin put down the corner of his black clothes, revealing a row of long white teeth on his black face.

He rubbed his eyes vigorously with his right hand, squeezing out tears.

"Woooooo! We are so miserable."

"We two brothers walked thousands of miles from the west to the east. After going through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, we finally came to the saint's ashram, but we never thought that we didn't even have a seat to rest."

Jie Yin spread his fat all over his body, "Everyone, do you know how much this seat weighs?"

Everyone shook their heads.

The hell knows.

Then he said: "This seat weighs [-] catties. Fellow Daoist Yuanshi, it's not that this seat doesn't want to sit in the back seat. It's really that the futon seat at the back can't bear the weight of this seat."

The more Zhunti listened, the more Sang was heartbroken.

"It's not my fault that my elder brother is fat. I don't look fat, but I weigh eight thousand catties."

"In the beginning, our brothers were twins, both fat. As a result, we were exploited by monsters along the way, and we became so thin after traveling through mountains and rivers."

"In addition to the poverty in the West, we are malnourished. Now when we come to the Saint Dojo, we don't even have a cup of tea. It's too sad and too tired."

"Not even a seat. I'm almost out of breath."

"Brother, help me."

"Rather than dying standing up, it's better to hit the wall and die. It's better to die vigorously."

"Let me die! It's meaningless to live in this world, I really don't want to live."

Zhunti rushed towards the saint's cloud bed in Zixiao Palace, and was about to bump into it.

"Wait!" Haotian was impatient, how could the saint's cloud bed be stained with blood red.

"Don't hit the master's cloud bed." Yaoqiong said.

Everyone watched quietly, where did this trouble come from?
Zhunti stopped, overjoyed.

"Fellow Daoist Haotian, fellow Daoist Yaoqiong, where are we brothers sitting?"

"Does the saint have arrangements?"

Jie Yin looked at Hongyun and Kunpeng, "Fellow Taoist Haotian, fellow Taoist Yaoqiong, please uphold justice."

Kunpeng and Hongyun looked at each other, unable to see what it meant.

"NONO. Fellow Daoist, you have misunderstood me."

"Fellow Daoist Zhunti, hit the wall." Haotian pointed at the thick wall of Zixiao Palace.

"My lord's sage cloud bed is pure."

"I'm afraid that the cloud bed will concuss you to death. Because the saint's cloud bed contains the breath of a saint."

"Even a fart can kill you?"

"Haotian, don't talk nonsense." Yaoqiong suppressed her laughter, and said solemnly: "It's good for you to die. If you die here, it will ruin the reputation of the master and the signboard of Zixiao Palace."

"How about you go outside and continue hitting the wall?"

Zhunti and Jieying's eyes twitched, almost causing internal injuries.

These two boys are too hateful.

My heart is so cruel.

The boy is messing around like this, does Hongjun know?

"That being the case, I am the first to die in Zixiao Palace and become the first undead of Zixiao Palace."

Zhunti bent over and lowered his head, rushing towards the wall.

But he was stopped by Yingying, "Second brother, absolutely not. No way."

Jieyin hastily grabbed Zhunti's clothes and kicked Zhunti's knee with his right foot.

Pulling it in front of Hong Yun, he kicked Sanjiao Zhunti's knee again.

When Zhun mentioned the eye signal of receiving and guiding, he understood it in seconds.

Immediately, Zhunti cried and shouted, "Fellow Daoist Hongyun, please accept my knee. I kneel down for you!"

He didn't kneel down all at once, but his eyes began to waver when he saw Hong Yun.

Control the tempo.

Zhen Yuanzi in the back kept pulling Hong Yun's back coat.

Hong Yun instantly understood what Zhen Yuanzi meant.

"Fellow Daoist Zhunti, why is this so?" Hong Yun immediately got up and got off the futon seat, "Fellow Daoist, please sit down."

"A man has gold under his knees. He kneels to the heavens and knees to his parents. God Pangu is our parents."

Before Zhunti knelt down, when he saw the red cloud landed, he immediately sat cross-legged on Hongyun's big futon.

"Fellow Daoist Hongyun, you are a good person. Thank you!"

"God Pangu will bless you! A good person will live a safe life!"

Zhen Yuanzi was dumbfounded.

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What kind of plane is this red cloud in the sun?
Hong Yun went to the crowd behind, immediately picked up a futon, and came to Zhen Yuanzi to sit cross-legged.

"Dude, do you like to sit in a row with your younger brother? Lonely?"

When Hong Yun saw Zhen Yuanzi's eyes, was he so alarmed and shocked?
"Brother, what is your expression?" Hong Yun asked puzzled.

"Brother Hongyun, have you eaten too much ginseng fruit? Has your brain been poisoned?"

"How do you give up your position?"

Zhen Yuanzi lowered his voice, "Brother, you are in a big trouble."

Hong Yun's eyes showed surprise, "Brother, what you said is out of standard."

"Humility is the virtue of my generation. Why do you say it the other way around?"

When Zhen Yuanzi saw Kunpeng's eyes, his eyes spewed fire, as if he wanted to kill Hongyun.

It's a pity that Hong Yun didn't see it, and Zhen Yuanzi couldn't point it out to Hong Yun in front of Kunpeng.

Zhen Yuanzi was helpless, sighed, and said: "Brother, oh, this is the end of the matter, you should take care of yourself."

He closed his eyes and rested his mind, and stopped talking to Hong Yun, a bastard.

Afraid that brain damage will be inherited.

Kunpeng panicked when he was stared at by the guide in front of him.

This expression is the same as that of a resentful woman. He hasn't eaten a real dragon or played with a female Kunpeng yet?
Naturally, I don't understand the mood of complaining about women.

What he hates the most is that idiot Hong Yun?What kind of old man are you pretending to be?
It simply destroys the law and order of Zixiao Palace.

Jieyin and Zhunti don’t have big futons, so just sit on those two futons in the crowd, isn’t that enough?

What are you talking about?It's all bullshit.

Who can't blow water?
Give up your seat, give up the ball.

Kunpeng pretended not to see it, and wandered around the sky with his eyes closed.