When I was a salted fish villain, I offended the reborn empress

The laughter is presumptuous and comes from the heart.

The rabbit smiled innocently like a child!

His eyes gradually become solemn and serious.

"Bah! You are stupid!"

The fox said brokenly, but his heart was quite touched.

I am amazed at the words of the rabbit at the moment.

Want to be stupid, kind, and a slave?
The rabbit asked again: "Does the teacher want to avenge mother?"

when speaking.

The little fist of the rabbit clenched tightly!
Fingertips embedded in the palm, blood overflowed! !
Eye belt.
murderous look! ! !
The fox didn't answer directly, but asked instead, "What do you think?"

"I probably don't want to. I bit the teacher before, and the teacher didn't blame me. He always scolded us for fighting and quarreling. After beating us, he treated and cared for us immediately. I think the teacher definitely doesn't like beating and killing."

"If you say you don't want it, then you don't want it."

The fox sighed, seemed to hold back a laugh, and finally did not give an answer.

silence.

The rabbit's expression was extremely serious, and he said seriously like never before:

"Fox! How to engrave a slave mark for a slave! I want to be a slave rabbit! I am exactly the same as the teacher! There can be no difference at all! I think!"

Look firm, look forward to longing!
The tone became more solemn.

"I want to prove like my teacher"

"slave."

"No, low, cheap!"

"Slaves are not shit!"

"One day, I want to let the whole world know."

"We slaves."

"No, tolerate, bully, humiliate!"

Clang and forceful, loud and loud!
in the screen.

The sun rises.

In the valley, outside the cave, beside the stream, under the fruit tree, beside the field, in front of the mountain flowers.

The breeze is coming slowly, and the fragrance is faint.

The sun is shining and warm.

No earth-shattering changes.

There were not many witnesses around either.

In a quiet and peaceful environment.

A rabbit with no cultivation base and mana uttered a heartfelt declaration in front of the nine-tailed fox.

As soon as this word comes out.

The entire Kyushu was dead silent.

Shock is no longer enough to describe the mood.

What did they hear?
The majestic sword ancestor!

Ever wanted to be a poop?

Willing to become the most despicable slave!
Countless people couldn't believe it.

She actually said it so casually?

Without brain thinking?

No brains?

Do not!
This rabbit is not stupid.

Cunning and clever.

Not weak!
No one questioned the sarcasm.

There is no doubt about the strength of Sword Ancestor!

If not because of voluntary law-abiding, plus a little stupid.

Looking around the world, apart from the guardians of the Yinshen Pagoda and those on the Fengyun Monument, how many people would dare to bully them?

She has almost realized the declaration of the year.

From the perspective of today's people, what the rabbit said at the time was not overreaching, but a self-confidence with the heart of a strong man.

The domineering side leaks, and the world is swallowed up!
Of course, if another person said this, everyone would think he was stupid, more funny than funny!

The fox looked at the rabbit like an idiot: "Are you a pig?"

"No, I'm a rabbit!"

"Do you know what a slave means?"

The fox didn't know what to say if he didn't laugh at the rabbit.

"I know, the teacher's mother used to be a slave, and the teacher is now too. She is my favorite person, a family member that I never want to leave for the rest of my life. I...don't want to. I don't want to be different from the teacher!"

The rabbit was confident and firm just now.

But when he said this, he was extremely unsure and nervous.

very panic.

She's not worried about not being able to achieve the manifesto.

But I am very afraid of losing the beauty of today.

Leave good teacher Ye Yunshang in panic!
The fox asked: "Aren't you looking for your parents and friends?"

The rabbit showed its white teeth, and laughed loudly:

"Hahahaha, in fact, I jumped out of a rock. I don't have parents. I was deceiving myself before. Now you and the teacher are my parents, relatives and friends, wow!"

The fox raised his forehead: "How old are you? Why do you speak so childishly?"

"I don't know! I've lived more than 800 days and nights, and I'm very old."

"Tch, I read it correctly before, you are a kid under three years old, no wonder you are so stupid."

The rabbit grabbed the fox's hand and said:
"Hurry up and help me become like the teacher, I don't want to be different from the teacher, quack quack!"

"No need, you are stupid. You don't have blood talent, which means you have no Dao roots. You have experienced so many ups and downs before, and you were forced to fall off a cliff and almost died. slave."

There is still no doubt about the phrase 'slaves are not to be bullied'!
The fox glared at the rabbit:
"Damn rabbit! Don't touch your aunt's hand with your dirty paws, it stinks to death!"

That being said, she didn't throw the rabbit away violently.

The rabbit asked earnestly, "Really? Am I really like a slave?"

The fox said helplessly: "God! You are the first idiot who is so positive about being a slave, as if you are making money by being a slave."

The rabbit yelled: "It's a big profit! It's great! It's great!"

"The teacher has a mark on his face, I want it too!"

She is like a curious baby, looking forward to it.

It's like a man is longing for a beautiful woman, a starving ghost is longing for food, and a child is reaching for candy.

Everyone: "."

Countless people wanted to get out of slavery.

But this rabbit couldn't wait to be a slave because of a mere slave woman?

Just to have something in common with the teacher?

Is this also considered a good student of the teacher?

Hundreds of millions of people cannot understand the rabbit's self-sacrifice behavior.

Snapped!
The fox gave the rabbit a big ear scraper.

"Stinky fox, why did you hit me?"

"Go and see by the stream yourself."

The rabbit ran to look at the reflection in the water.

On the furry little face, there was an extra word.

slave! ! !
"Quack! Hahaha! Wow! I'm a slave, just like my teacher, wow, that's great."

The rabbit cheered and danced, happily like a child.

It was as if some great wish had come true.

I thought I was really a slave.

"Dead Rabbit, do you know what a slave means?"

"A teacher is a slave, a slave is a teacher, and now I am a slave too."

The fox was stunned, helpless, she knew that the rabbit must not have figured it out.

Otherwise, how could he not be able to tell whether the slave mark that just appeared on his face was fake?
All slaves must recognize the master.

Rabbits don't even have slave owners.

Nor have they been drawn out of their wisdom roots to seize their luck.

Currently not a slave at all.

"Hey! I don't know if you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid. I don't bother to talk to you. You will know what it means to be a slave in the future. Then you may regret saying that, and you don't want to be a slave at all."

The fox said lightly, but also made a slave word on his face!
The rabbit ignored her, jumped up and down, and laughed loudly:

"No! I won't regret it! The teacher didn't regret it, and neither will I, quack quack!"

"I also want to learn from you, Fox, and secretly help the teacher to do good deeds and practice medicine, hahaha!"

The rabbit smiled, but suddenly thought of something and shook his head violently.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, the teacher doesn't understand medicine, and I can't understand medicine either. I don't practice!"

"Teacher can't practice, and neither can I! Otherwise, I wouldn't be a slave! Wow!"

rustling—

The autumn wind is bleak, the fallen leaves return to their roots, and the white clouds drift by, covering the morning sun.

In this shadow where the sun is fading.

A Taoist rabbit who was eager to practice.

In the future, the invincible sword ancestor whose sword will shake the heavens and shake the world.

Grinning and bouncing and laughing.

I gave up cultivation and no longer wanted to become stronger.

Volunteer for all life