Journey to the West: I am a systematic monkey

Monkey King and his party, who were hiding in the dark, only showed up after seeing Tang Seng was arrested.

Sun Wukong said to the canopy, rolling curtain, and little white dragon: "The rest of the play depends on you!"

"Follow the orders of the leader!" The three replied excitedly.

Sun Wukong sat on a cloud head and began to watch the play comfortably.

Then the three of them arrived at the gate of Wang Lingguan's cave in a big way.

After the pig demon guarding the gate just now saw his king's great power, he looked at the gate with a high-spirited look.

When the pig demon saw the three of Tianpeng coming, he didn't look at the three of them directly, and said, "Who are you three, leave quickly, or I will let the king take the three of you away!" Catch them all!"

"You're a big pig!" Xiao Bailong said with a smile on his face.

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Bailong appeared in front of the pig demon in an instant, and kicked a few times on his fat buttocks.

"Hurry up and call your king out, believe it or not, I will still kick you!" Xiao Bailong said proudly.

The pig demon knew that he had encountered a master again, so he didn't dare to stay, and ran towards the cave crying loudly, and at the same time shouted loudly: "My lord! There is another disaster, three people came outside and kicked the cave. Where's my ass!"

Hearing the pig demon's cry, Wang Lingguan knew that Tianpeng and the others had come, and it was time for him to appear on stage.

"Holy Monk! You can feel at ease here to understand Buddhism, and I will come as soon as I go!"

Wang Lingguan said to Tang Seng, who was holding a pork leg not far away, and his mouth was dripping with oil.

At this time, Tang Seng didn't bother to answer, he just said a few words vaguely, and then nodded silently.

Wang Lingguan also ignored Tang Seng and walked out of the cave with the little demon. He doubted that even if this virtuous monk reached the Western Paradise, he would not be able to get the scriptures.

On the other hand, Tang Seng is still unmoved by eating meat and drinking in big bowls.

"Buddha! My disciples have drank several bowls of wine, why can't they understand the Buddhist principles in it, but this wine is quite delicious!" Tang Seng said drunkenly.

At this time, Tang Seng didn't notice that behind him, there was a beautiful woman slowly approaching him.

"Are you the holy monk who learned from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?" the beautiful woman asked suspiciously.

"Hey! Which poor monk are you and doesn't seem to know you?" Tang Seng said with a flushed face while belching from wine.

No way, who made Tang Seng drink alcohol on his face!

"The little girl is the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom!"

At this time, Bai Hua's embarrassing mood was not to mention complicated. Seeing Tang Seng's incoherent speech, she didn't know whether it was right or wrong to ask this monk in front of her for help.

"So you are a princess! I said, why are you so beautiful! Tell me, what do you want to do with the poor monk, I can promise you anything other than being a son-in-law!" At this time, Tang Seng was already shaking his head and talking drunkenly.

At this moment, Bai Hua cursed angrily and angrily: "This is not the appearance of an eminent monk, he is clearly a prodigal son!"

However, Bai Huaxi had to bother the person in front of her to bring a letter to her father, so she could only suppress her anger.

Immediately, Baihua shamelessly told Tang Seng what happened to him.

Baihuasha's experience in this life is similar to that in the original book. In the original book, she was taken away by Kui Mulang, but now she is taken away by Wang Lingguan.But the same is the loss of the memory of the previous life.

"It seems that you are also a poor woman. You can give me the letter! When you arrive in Baoxiang Kingdom, I will pass it on to your father!" Tang Seng took a sip of wine and said, patting his chest.

After Bai Hua struggled for a while, she finally handed the letter to Tang Seng. Although the monk in front of him looked unreliable, it was a hope after all!
After Tang Seng received Bai Huasha's letter, he casually stuffed it into his bosom, picked up the wine bowl and drank a few more sips of wine.

"Okay, you can go if it's okay!" Tang Seng said, waving his hands.

Bai Hua said anxiously, "Holy Monk, come with me, I'll let you go through the back door!"

"Princess, what are you talking about? You want to pour me a bowl of wine!"

Tang Seng quickly drank the rest of the wine in the bowl, handed the bowl to Bai Huashuo, and said, "Then, Her Royal Highness Princess Lao!"

Obviously Tang Seng was completely drunk at this time.

Bai Huaxuan came to see Tang Seng when Wang Lingguan went out to fight with Tianpeng and the others. Now that Tang Seng was drunk like this, he could only follow his will and grab the wine jar to serve Tang Seng a bowl liquor.

"The holy monk has finished drinking, hurry up and follow me through the back door!" Bai Hua said anxiously, looking at the entrance of the hall with shame.

"What did your highness say? After drinking, pour me another bowl of wine! How kind of that! Thank you so much, your highness!"

Tang Seng picked up the wine bowl and drank it down, then handed the wine bowl to Bai Huashou again, and said in a rambling manner: "After drinking this bowl, there is one more bowl, after the next bowl, there are three more bowls! "

He heard this sentence from Monkey King, and felt that it was quite appropriate here, so he said it casually.

Bai Hua was ashamed to hear Tang Seng's intermittent drunken talk, so angry!He thought to himself: "My old lady is going to let you go at the risk, but you are lucky, you are so drunk that even my own old lady can't recognize you!"

Bai Hua shyly urged: "Holy Monk, we should really go!"

Tang Seng said confusedly: "Okay, it's time to pour me wine again!"

Bai Hua anxiously said: "The monster will be back later!"

Tang Seng said intermittently: "You want to serve me wine and food!"

"Okay, go and prepare the food!" Tang Seng continued.

At this time, there were faint footsteps coming from outside, Bai Hua glanced at the alcoholic Tang Seng in shame, stomped his feet, and left the hall indignantly.

"Hahaha! Holy Monk! How is the drink? How does the wine in my cave taste?"

After Wang Lingguan's transformed monster entered the hall, he said boldly.

"I said king! You don't need to perform the clone technique in front of the poor monk! Hurry up and stop the supernatural power!" Tang Seng shook his head and stared at Wang Lingguan with his eyes.

After Wang Lingguan was stunned for two seconds, he realized that the monk was really drunk.

In desperation, he could only order his subordinate Xiao Yao to carry Tang Seng to a room to rest.

At this time, Wang Lingguan was so happy, he went out just now but played a good show with Tianpeng and the others, pretended to be defeated in another fight tomorrow, and finally sent Tang Seng out, this difficulty will be over!I can also perfectly serve the Jade Emperor!
In the blink of an eye, it was already the morning of the second day, and Tianpeng, Shuanlian, and Xiaobailong came to challenge Wang Lingguan pretending again.

Wang Lingguan fought with the three of Tianpeng without any nonsense, while Monkey King still sat on the cloud head and watched them act!

After all, the current canopy is at the peak of Daluo Jinxian, and it is not easy to deal with Wang Lingguan who is at the peak of Taiyi Jinxian.

Under the crazy release of the three people in the canopy, the four people fought for more than 50 rounds, and Wang Lingguan gradually began to lose the wind. In order to be more realistic, there was blood on the corner of his mouth, which can be regarded as professional enough!

After Wang Lingguan was defeated, he also ordered everyone to carry Tang Seng out. He was drunk yesterday and is still sleeping soundly.

Sun Wukong also looked at Tang Seng with a look of surprise, and thought: "You are also an eminent monk after all, how could you fall so fast!"