Journey to the West: I am a systematic monkey
Chapter 102 Wang Lingguan's Difficulties
In the end, Wang Lingguan also slowly expressed his thoughts.
After listening to Wang Lingguan's words, Sun Wukong couldn't help but be moved by the good fortune. He thought that without Kui Mulang, the seed of infatuation, the things in the original book would not happen, but he never thought that what should come would still come.
Without Kui Mulang's interference, who would have thought that this Wang Lingguan hooked up with the maid of the Pixiang Palace in the Heavenly Court.
Then the two meet at the same time to go down to the realm. When Wang Lingguan goes down to the realm, he finds that the maid of Pixiang Palace has been reincarnated as the princess Baihuaxiu of Baoxiang Kingdom, and has lost her memory of her previous life.
He simply took Bai Huaxie to his cave like Kui Mulang in the original book and has been a husband and wife for 13 years. Now they have a son and a daughter.
"Based on the Jade Emperor's temper, it is estimated that I will not be able to keep these two children!" Wang Lingguan said with a lonely face.
"We have been arguing for a long time, you want us to raise your child!" Tianpeng muttered.
Wang Lingguan also smiled awkwardly, then nodded silently.
"Do you know that your lower realm is under the order of the Jade Emperor, but your lady is from the lower realm of Sifan, so the punishment must not be light, so why don't you just entrust your lady to us!" Tian Peng smiled cheaply. Said.
Hearing Tianpeng's words, Wang Lingguan rolled his eyes angrily, and said to himself: "What kind of thing is your canopy, don't you know? If I can't beat you, I will beat you in the morning!"
"I implore Hierarch Sun to accept my two poor children!" Wang Lingguan begged with a serious face.In his opinion, the person in front of him can save the lives of his children!
"How is your girl's cultivation qualification?" Sun Wukong asked very casually. If his children did not have cultivation qualifications, he would not take them in.
"My girl naturally has the aptitude for cultivation. Although she can't be said to be exceptionally talented, she can be considered to have excellent aptitude!" Wang Lingguan said with a flattering expression.
Sun Wukong said, "Brother Gongming, I will leave this matter to you! If these two children are really destined to be with Jiejiao, then accept them directly!"
"Yes!" Zhao Gongming replied very simply.
"Thank you, Hierarch Sun!" Wang Lingguan said gratefully. He was most worried about the safety of his children. Now that he could settle down his children, he felt a lot more relaxed.
Next, Wang Lingguan also set up a grand banquet in the cave to entertain Monkey King and his party.
After drinking and eating, Sun Wukong and his party also left Wang Lingguan's cave. The play that should be performed must continue. After all, I have a good relationship with the Jade Emperor, so I won't destroy others' meritorious deeds.
However, Sun Wukong did not participate in the acting. It was enough to have the canopy, the rolling shutter, and the little white dragon.
At dusk, Tang Seng came back with a downcast face.
"How's the harvest today? Did you get the scriptures back?" Canopy teased Tang Seng casually when he saw Tang Seng came back.
"The poor monk saw Maitreya Buddha today, and he asked me to walk to the west step by step, so that I can show my sincerity in seeking scriptures!" Tang Seng said with a distressed face.
"But the poor monk can't figure it out. Wouldn't it be better to hand over the scriptures to me as soon as possible so that I can go back to the Tang Dynasty to save the world?" Tang Seng continued to answer.
"It looks like you are going to walk to the west step by step!" Tianpeng said with a big smile.
"No! The poor monk is not such a person who gives up easily!" Tang Seng said with a firm face, obviously his stubborn temper came up again.
"Let's discuss something!" Canopy said with a mean smile.
"What's the matter? The poor monk won't borrow money!" Tang Seng said with a vigilant face.
"Do you think I look like someone who needs money?"
"What's the matter?"
"Just cooperate tomorrow and let the monster capture you again, okay?"
"Not good! The monster wants to catch me, so it depends on his own ability!" Tang Seng said calmly.
"This time it's just an act, I won't make you suffer. After you are caught this time, you will definitely have good wine and good meat! I think you haven't eaten meat for a long time!" Tianpeng continued to seduce.
"Don't forget, I'm a monk, you can't seduce a poor monk with wine and meat!" Tang Seng said with a straight face.
"That would be a pity! In this way, you will never be able to comprehend the Buddhist principles of the saying 'Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart!'!" Tianpeng said leisurely.
Today at the banquet, Sun Wukong suddenly popped out, "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha's heart will stay!" 'This sentence.
Tianpeng felt that this sentence was very Buddhist, and it was just right to fool Tang Seng, so he secretly wrote it down.
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, but the Buddha's heart remains..."
Tang Seng repeated these words over and over again, and finally said after a long time: "The one who can say such words must be my senior Buddhist master. If so, tomorrow the poor monk will go to the monster's cave to learn about Buddhism!"
"That would be great!" Canopy said with a smile.
Seeing this scene, Monkey King secretly gave the canopy a thumbs up.
In a blink of an eye, it was already the second day.
Tang Seng, who was fooled by the canopy one after another, walked towards the demon cave with confidence.
The rest of the people were also curious about how Tang Seng would be captured, and they were all hidden far behind him. After all, there were only a few people along the way, which was a bit boring. If Tang Seng could do something amazing, they would be able to fully liven it up. atmosphere.
With Tang Seng's current foot strength, it didn't take long before he reached the entrance of the demon cave. There were two little demon gatekeepers at the entrance of the demon cave.
"Hey! Listen to the monsters inside, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. Serve it up and let the poor monk understand the principles of Buddhism, otherwise don't blame me for subjugating demons!"
Tang Seng felt that even though this was acting, he could not lose the prestige of Buddhism. At the very least, he would have to fight hundreds of rounds with the demon king in the cave before being caught.
Those two gatekeepers saw someone dare to make trouble outside their house, how could they bear it.
"You bald donkey are so courageous, you still don't want to get out before my king comes out!" One of the pig-headed demons cursed.
"How can a benefactor curse someone? Just imagine, once you scold someone, the poor monk will get angry. Once the poor monk gets angry, he will beat you. If he misses you and kills you, the poor monk will break the precept of killing. You will be shaken, and if you are beaten to death by me, your relatives and friends will always come to eat, so you will have to spend a lot of money!"
"How about this, don't scold me, and I won't beat you! You don't have to die, and the poor monk doesn't have to break the precept of killing, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds!"
"Also! Although I am a human being and you are a demon, as long as you are dedicated to goodness and worship Buddha sincerely, then you are a good demon..."
The pig demon didn't wait for Tang Seng to finish speaking, but hurried back into the cave, and shouted loudly: "My lord! It's a disaster, a nagging bald donkey outside is annoying me to death!"
Seeing Tang Seng's performance, Monkey King and others who were hiding in the dark almost burst out laughing.
"If this old monk learns to swear, I don't know how many people will be scolded to death by him!"
Tianpeng laughed and said that he decided to pass on his years of cursing experience to Tang Seng after this incident was over.
It didn't take long for Wang Lingguan to lead his little demon out of the cave.
After listening to Wang Lingguan's words, Sun Wukong couldn't help but be moved by the good fortune. He thought that without Kui Mulang, the seed of infatuation, the things in the original book would not happen, but he never thought that what should come would still come.
Without Kui Mulang's interference, who would have thought that this Wang Lingguan hooked up with the maid of the Pixiang Palace in the Heavenly Court.
Then the two meet at the same time to go down to the realm. When Wang Lingguan goes down to the realm, he finds that the maid of Pixiang Palace has been reincarnated as the princess Baihuaxiu of Baoxiang Kingdom, and has lost her memory of her previous life.
He simply took Bai Huaxie to his cave like Kui Mulang in the original book and has been a husband and wife for 13 years. Now they have a son and a daughter.
"Based on the Jade Emperor's temper, it is estimated that I will not be able to keep these two children!" Wang Lingguan said with a lonely face.
"We have been arguing for a long time, you want us to raise your child!" Tianpeng muttered.
Wang Lingguan also smiled awkwardly, then nodded silently.
"Do you know that your lower realm is under the order of the Jade Emperor, but your lady is from the lower realm of Sifan, so the punishment must not be light, so why don't you just entrust your lady to us!" Tian Peng smiled cheaply. Said.
Hearing Tianpeng's words, Wang Lingguan rolled his eyes angrily, and said to himself: "What kind of thing is your canopy, don't you know? If I can't beat you, I will beat you in the morning!"
"I implore Hierarch Sun to accept my two poor children!" Wang Lingguan begged with a serious face.In his opinion, the person in front of him can save the lives of his children!
"How is your girl's cultivation qualification?" Sun Wukong asked very casually. If his children did not have cultivation qualifications, he would not take them in.
"My girl naturally has the aptitude for cultivation. Although she can't be said to be exceptionally talented, she can be considered to have excellent aptitude!" Wang Lingguan said with a flattering expression.
Sun Wukong said, "Brother Gongming, I will leave this matter to you! If these two children are really destined to be with Jiejiao, then accept them directly!"
"Yes!" Zhao Gongming replied very simply.
"Thank you, Hierarch Sun!" Wang Lingguan said gratefully. He was most worried about the safety of his children. Now that he could settle down his children, he felt a lot more relaxed.
Next, Wang Lingguan also set up a grand banquet in the cave to entertain Monkey King and his party.
After drinking and eating, Sun Wukong and his party also left Wang Lingguan's cave. The play that should be performed must continue. After all, I have a good relationship with the Jade Emperor, so I won't destroy others' meritorious deeds.
However, Sun Wukong did not participate in the acting. It was enough to have the canopy, the rolling shutter, and the little white dragon.
At dusk, Tang Seng came back with a downcast face.
"How's the harvest today? Did you get the scriptures back?" Canopy teased Tang Seng casually when he saw Tang Seng came back.
"The poor monk saw Maitreya Buddha today, and he asked me to walk to the west step by step, so that I can show my sincerity in seeking scriptures!" Tang Seng said with a distressed face.
"But the poor monk can't figure it out. Wouldn't it be better to hand over the scriptures to me as soon as possible so that I can go back to the Tang Dynasty to save the world?" Tang Seng continued to answer.
"It looks like you are going to walk to the west step by step!" Tianpeng said with a big smile.
"No! The poor monk is not such a person who gives up easily!" Tang Seng said with a firm face, obviously his stubborn temper came up again.
"Let's discuss something!" Canopy said with a mean smile.
"What's the matter? The poor monk won't borrow money!" Tang Seng said with a vigilant face.
"Do you think I look like someone who needs money?"
"What's the matter?"
"Just cooperate tomorrow and let the monster capture you again, okay?"
"Not good! The monster wants to catch me, so it depends on his own ability!" Tang Seng said calmly.
"This time it's just an act, I won't make you suffer. After you are caught this time, you will definitely have good wine and good meat! I think you haven't eaten meat for a long time!" Tianpeng continued to seduce.
"Don't forget, I'm a monk, you can't seduce a poor monk with wine and meat!" Tang Seng said with a straight face.
"That would be a pity! In this way, you will never be able to comprehend the Buddhist principles of the saying 'Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart!'!" Tianpeng said leisurely.
Today at the banquet, Sun Wukong suddenly popped out, "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha's heart will stay!" 'This sentence.
Tianpeng felt that this sentence was very Buddhist, and it was just right to fool Tang Seng, so he secretly wrote it down.
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, but the Buddha's heart remains..."
Tang Seng repeated these words over and over again, and finally said after a long time: "The one who can say such words must be my senior Buddhist master. If so, tomorrow the poor monk will go to the monster's cave to learn about Buddhism!"
"That would be great!" Canopy said with a smile.
Seeing this scene, Monkey King secretly gave the canopy a thumbs up.
In a blink of an eye, it was already the second day.
Tang Seng, who was fooled by the canopy one after another, walked towards the demon cave with confidence.
The rest of the people were also curious about how Tang Seng would be captured, and they were all hidden far behind him. After all, there were only a few people along the way, which was a bit boring. If Tang Seng could do something amazing, they would be able to fully liven it up. atmosphere.
With Tang Seng's current foot strength, it didn't take long before he reached the entrance of the demon cave. There were two little demon gatekeepers at the entrance of the demon cave.
"Hey! Listen to the monsters inside, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. Serve it up and let the poor monk understand the principles of Buddhism, otherwise don't blame me for subjugating demons!"
Tang Seng felt that even though this was acting, he could not lose the prestige of Buddhism. At the very least, he would have to fight hundreds of rounds with the demon king in the cave before being caught.
Those two gatekeepers saw someone dare to make trouble outside their house, how could they bear it.
"You bald donkey are so courageous, you still don't want to get out before my king comes out!" One of the pig-headed demons cursed.
"How can a benefactor curse someone? Just imagine, once you scold someone, the poor monk will get angry. Once the poor monk gets angry, he will beat you. If he misses you and kills you, the poor monk will break the precept of killing. You will be shaken, and if you are beaten to death by me, your relatives and friends will always come to eat, so you will have to spend a lot of money!"
"How about this, don't scold me, and I won't beat you! You don't have to die, and the poor monk doesn't have to break the precept of killing, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds!"
"Also! Although I am a human being and you are a demon, as long as you are dedicated to goodness and worship Buddha sincerely, then you are a good demon..."
The pig demon didn't wait for Tang Seng to finish speaking, but hurried back into the cave, and shouted loudly: "My lord! It's a disaster, a nagging bald donkey outside is annoying me to death!"
Seeing Tang Seng's performance, Monkey King and others who were hiding in the dark almost burst out laughing.
"If this old monk learns to swear, I don't know how many people will be scolded to death by him!"
Tianpeng laughed and said that he decided to pass on his years of cursing experience to Tang Seng after this incident was over.
It didn't take long for Wang Lingguan to lead his little demon out of the cave.
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