Hong Huang: Hongjun scolded the street!All the members of the Zuwu were mixed

Chapter 29 Don't Worry, Fellow Daoists!I think 2 people are destined for me

With a clear idea, Li Hao no longer hesitated, looked at the six-eared macaque and said: "Then follow, don't regret it later."

The six-eared macaque nodded happily, jumped into Li Hao's arms, and burrowed into the front of his clothes, feeling a sense of security.

This action made Li Hao speechless for a while.

After all, you are also a quarter of the origin of the Chaos Demon Ape.

The first to be born among the four monkeys in the chaotic world, even if it is not considered a great power.

At least he is also a person with extraordinary feet.

In the end, it's okay for you to treat yourself like a pet?

Do you understand what it is to drill into someone's arms?
The six-eared macaque gave up listening to the sermon, and the reserved seat was useless.

Under Li Hao's signal, Sanqing and Nuwa moved forward one by one.

Looking at the remaining two futons, Li Hao was embarrassed again.

All the great powers also cast flattering glances one after another, eager to be selected and get a seat.

It's just that Li Hao didn't have any of them.

Not to mention Hongyun and Kunpeng, if these two people sit on it, wouldn't it be the same as the original trajectory?

Kunpeng didn't need to think about it at all, this was already a pre-ordered feast for Li Hao and the ancestral witches.

You have to eat it in your stomach sooner or later, it doesn't matter if you have a seat or not.

According to this, can Hongyun sit on the futon?
Of course the answer is no!
With Hong Yun's personality, he would still give up his seat to the guide, and the person sitting on the other futon would hate Hong Yun who gave up his seat because of this.

To sum up, the reason why Hongyun is heading towards killing and robbery step by step is actually not unrelated to his good-natured character.

Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for Hongyun and Kunpeng to sit on the futon.

As for the others?
Like that Taoist in a black robe with a strange smell all over his body?
Although Li Hao didn't know who he was, he could make a rough guess.

Just rely on the smell that smells thousands of miles against the wind and millions of miles with the wind.

This person must be Patriarch Styx without a doubt.

Think about it, it’s true that Pan Gu is a great god, but a great god also has filth.

That Patriarch Styx and Nether Blood Sea were formed from Pangu's most filthy cord blood.

Not dirty at all, not smelly at all?Do you think it is possible?

Although the immortal can clean himself by using mana.

But the smell of Styx is not caused by filth.

Just like Zhen Yuanzi always has a very refreshing and sweet smell.

It should be regarded as something that can be carried in the original source.

Hmm... Speaking of Styx, this old guy is indeed not weak.

Holding the two evil swords of A Bi and Yuan Tu, killing people without cause and effect.

The twelve-grade fire red lotus under the seat was transformed from an immature lotus seed of the primordial chaos creation green lotus.

He is also in the Nether Blood Sea, known as "the blood sea never dries up, and the Styx River never dies."

Although it has not yet created the Asura tribe in the model of Nuwa, it can be said that it is alone.

But it also requires magic weapons to have magic weapons, and the one with supernatural powers has supernatural powers.

Such people can live very well without futons.

Besides, with this guy's personality as a dog god, it doesn't really matter whether he sits on a futon or not.

Later, when Li Hao saw the two handsome young men, he couldn't help but sneered in his heart.

These two guys are none other than the four innate primordial spirits, the two Great Sun Golden Crows transformed on the sun star after they fixed the prehistoric world, created the acquired five elements, and devoured the other three great primordial spirits. .

Dijun and Taiyi are two brothers.

Don't ask how you know?As far as the temperament of these two people is concerned, it is impossible for others to possess it.

The one in front of him with a fierce and violent appearance, exuding royal power and arrogance all over his body must be Di Jun.

The latter one looked down on the world, as if everything in the world was ignored by him, and the one who exuded the holy aura of emperor all over his body was undoubtedly Taiyi.

At this time, the two people winked at Li Hao for a while, trying their best to please.

The meaning is very simple, if you want to ask for a chance, sit on a futon.

How could Li Hao follow their wishes?
joke!

These two people are sworn enemies of the Wu Clan. If it wasn't for Hongjun's territory, Li Hao might have greeted them directly.

Of course, Hongjun's territory doesn't mean that he can't sell it.

However, his ability is limited. If it is the seventh or even sixth rank of the Nine-Turn Xuanyuan Kung Fu, Li Hao will make a decisive move.

But at the fifth turn, it's a little bit close.

It's not that I'm afraid, but I'm just worried that the ancestral witches who haven't cultivated to the fourth rank will not be able to withstand Hongjun's onslaught.

If half of the ancestral witches have Rank [-] skills, then there is no need to be so timid.

Thinking of this, Li Hao couldn't help but feel that the time is tight and the tasks are heavy, and the cultivation is still too slow.

After leaving Zixiao Palace, he must think about how to speed up his cultivation.

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a rush of footsteps coming from my ears.

Accompanied by two heavy breathing sounds of wheezing and wheezing.

"Brother, I finally arrived, but luckily I'm not late!"

"That's right! I've traveled far to the west, and I'm short of resources, and I don't have magic weapons to protect me. This chaotic atmosphere almost killed me. Fortunately, I arrived safely."

Hearing the voice, Li Hao already knew who the old man was.

But I was still curious in my heart, what kind of image did the two people of Jieyin Zhunti look like?
Is it a monk?

It doesn't seem right, they haven't created eight hundred side doors, how could they be monks?

Then it should be a Taoist priest. At this point in time, the entire prehistoric monks are all Taoist priests.

To be honest, Li Hao was very curious about the images of these two people.

So, he turned his head and looked over.

Seeing this, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This guy!
That's enough!

His previous guesses were both right and wrong.

Why do you say that?
just because...

These two interpretations of the West...the two Taos...the two have all the images.

With round faces and plump figures, they all wore tattered gray sermon robes patched here and there.

It looks like two poor and old-fashioned people, right?

Don't worry!
Looking up, you can immediately see the difference.

Looking at the prehistoric landscape, this ordinary monk either has long flowing hair tied casually, or a simple and neat bun.

Jieyin Zhunti was different, on top of her round face, there was no stingy hair, but two bald scoops.

Just two bald guys.

This also resulted in the strange appearance of the two monks and not monks, Taoist priests and not Taoist priests.

Well...it doesn't matter if the shape is neither fish nor fowl.

The point is, you are dressed in tatters, but why are you so plump?
What is the reason for this?

Jieyin Zhunti didn't care about other people's weird eyes, and looked at the only two distinctive futons left where Li Hao was.

My mind came alive at once.

He made eye contact with Zhunti, and Zhunti also nodded in a subtle way.

Neither of these two people is stupid, the color of those two crimson futons is special enough.

There seems to be a very unique atmosphere on it.

Certainly not everything.

The two were thinking about how to plan one or two.

Who knows, there hasn't been a good show for them yet.

Someone actually performed it first, and the one who received Zhunti and was immediately bluffed was stunned.

Li Hao is naturally the one acting.

After seeing the looks of the two of them, Li Hao had an idea.

Anyway, these two guys must sit on the futon, so it's better to let them take the initiative, it's a lesbian relationship.

Not for anything else, just to go to the west.

Although the Western Territory completely collapsed due to Rahu's self-destruct in the battle of the Demon Dao, after that, the western region can be said to be very scarce in resources.

But... After so many years of recuperation, he has somewhat recovered.

The most important thing is that in the whole of the West, there is no other great power except for the introduction of Zhunti.

You know, it is not without reason that a lean camel is bigger than a horse.

No matter how poor the West is, there are many good things there.

For example, bitter bamboo, and Zhunti’s body, the bodhi tree, one of the ten innate spiritual roots.

There is even the Eight Treasures Merit Pool, one of the future Buddhist treasures.

Li Hao was only looking for a magic weapon, and absolutely had no intention of playing with Jin Chanzi.

Hmm... Definitely didn't want to clean it up, heat up a pan or something.

I never thought about deep-fried cicadas.

Absolutely not!

Having made up his mind, Li Hao looked at the introduction.

Entering the scene instantly, covering his face and crying, he rushed straight to the two of them.

Bang!
With a loud noise, it directly hit Jieyin.

Good guy!
This time, he will receive, hit and fly far away.

Zhunti immediately froze on the spot.

And the great powers around all retreated a lot of distance, grinning for a while.

Not because of anything else, just because of this impact, they all felt pain.

Received and led to fly far away, and fell to the ground with a thud.

Like a rolling gourd, it continued to roll for a long distance.

That's when it stopped.

When I say stop, I really stop.

If it weren't for the faint breath still remaining, others would even think that he was sent back to his hometown right away.

It has to be said that Li Hao's attack is really not weak.

Rao is tall and fat, with a fat head and big ears, but he was also hit and held his breath for a short time.

At this time, Jieyin's consciousness is clear, but his body is not under his own control.

how to say?It feels like there is no pain in the whole body from top to bottom.

It's not just as simple as pain, but more like wood.

It seems that I can't feel my body anymore, as if my body has left me.

Li Hao covered his face with his hands, crying.

Just...do thunder but not rain.

Zhunti was stunned for a while, then suddenly realized.

I knock!

My brother is still lying there.

Zhunti turned around and ran towards the guide.

The speed is very fast, far exceeding the speed possessed by the size.

A nimble fat guy?

Probably can say so.

However, if the speed is faster, Li Hao is faster.

With a whoosh, he rushed to the reception.

Li Hao put one hand on Jieying's neck, and the other hand tugged at his skirt.

It's shaking and shaking.

"Fellow Daoist! Fellow Daoist! What's wrong with you?"

"Don't scare me! Wake up!"

Maybe the shaking force was too much.

After Li Hao finished speaking, a strange sound followed.

Tear!

I saw that Jieyin's Taoist robe, which was already tattered and full of patches, fell apart in an instant.

The front placket was directly ripped off by Li Hao.

The white, plump, pink and tender skin beneath the teeth bared.

I have to say that Jieyin is really quite plump.

The kinetic energy generated by the opening of the skirt directly stimulated waves of flesh on his body.

Li Hao, and even the powerful people who saw this scene, all had extremely strange expressions.

To tell the truth, this scene is a wonder, right?It can be regarded as it.

Watching the waves of flesh in Zixiao Palace?

Li Hao clutched the torn skirt, unable to do anything.

Throw it away?
How can this body be covered?

stay?It can't be sewn either.

Even if Li Hao wanted to find clothes for Jieyin, there was nothing he could do.

With his size, whose clothes can hold him?

For a while, Li Hao didn't know what to do.

He was at a loss and couldn't take it anymore.

Originally, it was enough to continue to pretend to be dizzy, but now there is no way to pretend.

This is all exposed, okay?Continue to put it on.

Not sure what else this product will do.

In other words, this person is also true, it's fine if you tear up your clothes.

You should cover me up.

Throwing and not throwing, covering and not covering, what does it mean to just let my body dry like this?

"That... can you cover it up for me first?"

Li Hao was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously replied: "Cover? Why cover? Who died?"

Speechless!

Cover the clothes, why cover them?

Why did you say it was covered?
Who the hell is dead?

You thought you were asked to put this white cloth on it, didn't you?
"I mean me, cover me with clothes, don't let me show my flesh!"

Li Hao suddenly realized, looked at the front of his clothes, and covered Jieying in embarrassment.

It was also smoothed out in a decent way.

"That... Fellow Daoist! I... I didn't do it on purpose."

"Accident... yes! It's all caused by accident!"

"It's okay! It's okay! Fellow Daoist, don't worry about it!" Jieyin pretended to be generous, and said it very politely.

In my heart, I have already scolded the sky.

Accident?

I believe your ghost!

Unexpected size!
You really didn't mean to.

Are you doing this on purpose?
I!Pick up!It was bloody bad luck!

wrong!Even eight generations of bad luck are not enough to describe the bad luck of meeting you.

Who did I provoke?
How could such a thing be put on hold?

Thinking of this, Jieyin couldn't help but sigh.

Li Hao sighed upon hearing this, and frowned.

"Fellow Daoist, are you worried about listening to the Tao?"

As soon as Jieyin heard this, his heart suddenly became alive.

There is a door, and the loss of face is also lost.

Anyway, I can't get it back, as long as I get the picture, it won't be a loss.

Jieyin brewed some feelings, sighed again, and was about to cry.

Before he opened his mouth, the tears had just gathered and hadn't waited to flow.

Li Hao's voice came again, instantly destroying his brewing emotions.

"Fellow daoist, don't panic, I see that the two of you are destined to be with me, so I will give up those two seats to you!"

Jieyin Zhunti had a strange expression on his face.

Some are shocked, some are delighted, and some are more confused.

This sentence is predestined to me, in their ears.

It's weird no matter how you think about it.

Usually when they say it themselves, they don't feel this way.

Now I hear others say, why is it so strange?

but.

It's just weird.

At this moment, their hearts were already ecstatic.

Originally, they were planning to completely abandon their face and do whatever they could to get their hands on it.

I never thought that it would take no effort at all.

How could the two of them not be shocked?Not ecstatic?

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