Fantasy: The villain is actually myself

"This hidden mission is to answer ten questions!"

"If you can answer correctly, you can get all my inheritance immediately!"

"What kind of trial process, completely omitted!"

"Well, is this okay?"

The voice seemed extremely excited.

Yang Yong thought of the setting that he would die suddenly if he didn't accept the task, so he asked a lot.

"What will happen if you answer this question incorrectly? Wouldn't it also be a sudden death?"

Of course that voice said neatly.

"That's for sure!"

"If you answer all the questions correctly, you will be able to reach the sky in one step. If you answer wrong, you will definitely go to hell!"

"I am also very fair!"

Yang Yong's face collapsed: "Fuck, can I quit?"

"I surrender!"

The tone of that voice became very cold: "I'm sorry, other than answering the questions, any other request will only make you die suddenly!"

Yang Yong made a move: "Come on, I like answering questions the most!"

What he was thinking was,

Lao Tzu is the protagonist, afraid of some of your rubbish questions?
The voice immediately said: "Good boy, listen carefully, the first question!"

"Girlfriend said: Husband, I have a fever, 80 degrees!"

"How should you answer?"

Yang Yong's eyes lit up, and he blurted out: "Damn it, 80 degrees, awesome! Can you fry eggs?"

As soon as the words fell, the voice immediately said in surprise.

"Young man, it's amazing!"

"For so many years, I have never heard such a perfect answer!"

"I have learned something today, you are a master!"

"If it wasn't for the ten-question rule, I would immediately accept you as an apprentice on the spot and pass on your Excalibur!"

"Alright, listen carefully to the second question!"

At this moment, Yang Yong was a little confused.

What did I answer?
Haven't I started answering yet?

Why is this sound even if I passed the first level?
Could it be that I was infected by my arrogance?

Damn, I really am the protagonist!

"Second question, listen up!"

"Girlfriend said: Husband, my aunt is here, it hurts so much!"

"How should you answer?"

At this time, Yang Yong recovered from the bewildered state of answering the first question correctly. He frowned when he heard this question.

"Haha, it's better to be our men, there is no such thing as an aunt!"

Then, he began to feel troubled in his heart.

The voice asked, maybe it was asking me to comfort my girlfriend, right?
hiss~
I have never had any experience in comforting women, what should I do?
Grandma, why didn't you learn the high EQ skills of teasing girls back then?

When he was in trouble, the voice continued to cry out in surprise.

"Fuck, genius! This answer is a perfect score!"

"Damn it, why did I set the rules for these ten questions?"

"I really want to pass on all the knowledge I have learned all my life to him now!"

"Such a genius, so talented, and it fits perfectly with what I have learned!"

"No, he might go further than me!"

"This kind of genius is the only one I have seen in my life!"

Yang Yong was stunned again!

Fuck, what did I answer?

Isn't it just a complaint?

That's full marks?
Damn, the question is too simple, right?
There is no difficulty at all?

Unfortunately, I thought it was very difficult, it was at the purgatory level!
As a result, this is it?
I haven't started to really exert my strength, but it's over!
Sure enough, the protagonist of Lao Tzu is not for nothing,

With the halo buff bonus, even if I answered shit, I can still pass the level!
Thinking of this, Yang Yong's mood began to relax slowly.

After all, it seems that these questions are not difficult to pass two levels without pressure!
"The third question is more difficult, let's start!"

"Girlfriend: After we quarreled with you last time, I cried while looking at the sky!"

"How can you comfort me?"

Yang Yong showed bitterness.

hiss~
This is comforting, it's a bit difficult!
What I am worst at is comforting!
No, you have to review the questions carefully and don't miss any details!

After a period of thinking, Yang Yong suddenly realized that he slapped his thigh,
Hey, by the way, I seem to have found the key point,

"Um, let me ask, what's in that sky!"

What Yang Yong thought was, since his girlfriend was crying while looking at the sky,
The key point of the problem is very clear. If you find out what is in the sky, you can figure out the key point of her crying.
In this way, we can prescribe the right medicine and comfort from key points.

Unexpectedly, the voice boiled again.

"Wow, full marks, the answer is absolutely full marks!"

"Genius, ultimate genius!"

"How many years, I have finally waited for you, heaven! You, live up to me!"

"Such a genius who is most suitable for inheriting my way, I finally found it!"

There was a lot of excitement and joy in the voice.

Yang Yong was confused again,

Hey?

Me, right again?
What's going on with this problem?

Why is Lao Tzu always confused?
Can I have some Q&A with Yangjian?

Before he could figure it out, the next question came.

"A blind date girl asks if you have a room, how should you answer?"

Yang Yong showed a strange look on his face, and said in doubt: "If you don't have a house, let's open one. Is it difficult?"

"The girls are so proactive, what the hell are you still talking about? You still..."

Speaking of this, Yang Yong seemed to suddenly realize something was wrong,

Fuck, why are these questions so familiar?

Could it be that the person who raised these questions also traveled through time?
hiss~
The Dagan ancestor, wouldn't he be a time traveler?

Yang Yong was suddenly ecstatic,
I understand,
This sword ancestor inheritance is specially reserved for me,

Last time, the protagonist of that day must be the so-called ancestor,

Now, he handed over the baton of pretending to himself,
This is the arrangement of fate!

Two generations of people from that blue planet have completed the inheritance of history here, great!

Thinking of this, he was very sure about the next question!
The so-called answers to these questions are somewhat inexplicable, so just answer them casually.

In his opinion, it must be the senior traveler who let him go,
Next, even if he continues to brag, he will definitely pass.

Yang Yong couldn't help laughing loudly.

"The protagonist's halo is really easy to use!"

The voice continued: "Next question."