Fantasy: The villain is actually myself

"My favorite poem is!"

"Bachelor is the best existence,"

"When you abandon the opposite sex, you don't wait for me,"

"Singleness is the only way out of the future,"

"The chrysanthemum blooms only for itself."

Yang Yong sang these words while beating the bowl with his chopsticks,
Don't say it, it really has that little taste.

"Pfft~"

Li Lei, who was eating, immediately vomited it all up.
This product is simple!

What the hell is this all about?
There is something about Yang Yong.

He has a preliminary understanding of it, and he is an old straight man of invincible steel.

It is estimated that if a beautiful woman stands in front of him to seduce him, he can spit it out in one mouthful.

Li Lei gave him a thumbs up: "Submit! Brother Yang, you are outstanding!"

"I have never convinced anyone since I was a child, you are an exception!"

"I have a question that is not on the table, I don't know whether to ask it or not!"

Yang Yong lost his temper.

"What the hell? Don't hesitate like a woman!"

These words made Li Lei speechless for a while, this man is so frightening!
"As a grand prince, you have countless people throwing yourself into your arms, right?"

"Is it possible that you are still a child now?"

"No, no, no?"

Yang Yong proudly said: "That is!"

"Many women have been greedy for my body before!"

"The saintesses in the Human Emperor's Palace, the princesses and empresses of other god dynasties!"

"Sorry, I'm the man they'll never get."

"My right hand also wanted to take away my first time, but unfortunately, I held back!"

"The left hand was also dishonest, and I beat it up!"

"Today's me, heh heh, it's not too much to describe me as guarded like a jade!"

"Unfortunately, I have searched all over the fairy world, but there is no magic skill like 'Tiangang boy skill', otherwise, I would definitely be number one in the world!"

Li Lei slandered in his heart. If you are like this, you might as well practice the "Sunflower Collection"!

Whether you have a sword or not, it is the same to you, right?

He sighed again.

"I didn't know until I saw Brother Yang, what is invincible!"

In fact, what he thought in his heart was, this guy is really weird!

Yang Yong reacted at this time.

"Fuck, I have been prostituted by you for nothing!"

"Come on, it's my turn this time."

"How old are you!"

Li Lei tilted his head and thought for a while: "Twenty!"

Yang Yong rolled his eyes and said contemptuously.

"I asked about age, what are you talking about?"

"Can you put your mind a little purer?"

Li Lei spread his hands, looking innocent.

"I answered age, twenty!"

"Any questions?"

"Brother Yang, something is wrong with you!"

"Could it be that twenty is something other than age?"

Yang Yong coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, and then said in surprise.

"Ah, I can't tell, you're only 20 years old!"

"Ok, Ok!"

"Is there any girl you have a crush on? I can introduce you!"

"I have a younger sister, Lanling, who grows in the beautiful jade of the fairy. I saw Duliu Ha Lazi personally. Would you like me to introduce you?"

"I see that you are not bad, you are pleasing to the eye, your talent is barely there, and your background is considered correct, so I am going to introduce you to you. There is no such possibility for others!"

"How is it? Do you want me to match up?"

Yang Yong thought, Li Lei is so handsome,

When he came in, a large group of nuns stared at him,

I can't wait to give him a monkey on the spot.

If his younger sister, who looked like a dog skin plaster, could be taken in by him, he would be able to live a quiet and peaceful life.

Thinking of that sickly little sister, he felt dizzy for a while,
Thinking of this, I still admire my little wit,

I can't wait to pull Princess Lanling over now, and then go to Li Lei.

The two sides are fighting with firewood and fire, so happy!

Li Lei had some thoughts in his mind.

Before, the scene of meeting Wang Qingcai came to his mind.

At that time, he told himself that Yang Pan's favorite sister was Princess Lanling.

If I can get her in my hands,

Could it seriously hit Yang Pan's luck?

Turning around, it returned to using women as a breakthrough point,
Hey, it's really boring.

Can't these children of luck change their routines a little bit?
If you always stare at a woman with dead skin, can't you be a brother, father or something?
Thinking of this, I have a plan in mind.

"Okay, then I will be disrespectful!"

"I've also heard of Princess Lanling, she has a beautiful heart and a beautiful face, so she must be a good match!"

Li Lei didn't refuse at all, and immediately agreed!

This time it was Yang Yong's turn to be a little confused,
In his opinion, for such a handsome guy, there must be no shortage of beauties around him,

For my proposal, I must decline,

He also prepared many words of exhortation,

Unexpectedly, Li Lei's promise was so straightforward, which made him a little stunned.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Lei asked curiously, "What's wrong? Have you repented?"

Yang Yong was ecstatic at this time and said: "Great, you are great!"

"That's it, I'll grab that bitch right away and have a blind date with you!"

"If she doesn't agree, I'll give you two big slaps right away!"

When he thought that his clingy younger sister would be under Li Lei's subordinates, he was overjoyed.

God!
I hope this guy will take that female evildoer away, and I will be clean!
Li Lei was somewhat immune to his words, and nodded casually in agreement.

"I'm waiting for your notice?"

Yang Yong's expression changed, and he said immediately.

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just today!"

"This matter is too important. After two days, the heat will drop!"

"Brother Li, why don't you wait? I'll go and get my old sister over here, I'm sure you like it!"

Li Lei almost spit out the drink in his hand again.

This guy, in such a hurry, is he rushing to reincarnate?

Why are you in such a hurry?A sense of sight that wants to kick my sister away!

Sudden doubts arose in his heart,
Then Princess Lanling, won't be the nemesis of this guy, right?
This Yang Yong, the Wannian single golden dog, should not be a sister-in-law, otherwise he wouldn't be able to say that,
However, he avoided this sister like a snake and scorpion, shouting every day to send her out,
This is interesting!
Li Lei originally agreed to have sex with Princess Lanling just to fight Yang Pan.

Now it seems that killing two birds with one stone!

Maybe, Yang Yong will walk with his head down when he sees him in the future!
Haha!

Li Lei was overjoyed, it was a surprise to come out this time!
He sat upright and said.

"Brother Yang, isn't this bad?"

"This sudden meeting, won't Lingmei have any complaints?"

"Besides, how can you guarantee that she will come?"

Li Lei, who had found his way, began to test it out.

When Yang Yong thought of Princess Lanling's appearance, one head and two big, he patted his chest and said.

"Hmph, others, not necessarily, but my sister, I can definitely bring him here."

"Just watch it!"

He stood up, drank a glass of fairy wine, then threw the glass down, singing loudly.

"The wind is rustling and the water is cold~"

"When a strong man is gone, he must return~"

He said sadly in his heart: As long as you bear it, it will be over. Today, you must send this woman out!My flat life cannot have any accidents.