The soft rice king of the empress's family

At this time, the spirit stone still thought that Huangfudou hadn't noticed its abnormality, and regarded him as an ordinary stone.

Still there motionless.

Seeing this, Huangfudou directly put the spirit stone under his buttocks, then sat up on it, and sighed at the end:
"Hey, don't care who is talking, let's take a rest before going in."

"Well, this stone is really comfortable."

The Spirit Stone gnashed its teeth under Huangfudou's buttocks with hatred, but there was nothing he could do. He could only wait for Huangfudou to leave after resting.

"bu~~"

At this moment, Huangfu Dou lifted his buttocks and let out an incomparably loud fart.
Elf Stone suddenly looked constipated.

This is so special.
Have a bad stomach?
Just fart, what about quality?

But at this moment, Huangfudou was not moved. He was thinking about it, and the second shot was not far away.
After a while, there was another thunderclap
This time, the Spirit Stone was about to collapse.

This can't make the stone alive.

For so many years since its birth, there is really no one who dares to use it as a stool to sit on, and is still farting endlessly on it
In Huangfu Dou's body, ammunition was running out, so Huangfu Dou had no choice but to stand up, then looked at the elf stone and muttered to himself:

"Drinking too much water is trouble."

what! ! !
Hearing Huangfudou's words, Elf Stone became restless again, at least I have something to do with you, your intention is to piss on me?

At this moment, Huangfudou also aimed at the spirit stone, ready to release water.
At this time, the spirit stone is not calm anymore, if it continues like this, then it will really become a stone in the latrine, smelly and hard!
At that moment, the elf stone suddenly jumped up, rolled a few times and then shouted:
"Do you really have a sense of public morality? Fart and water at will, don't lazy people pee a lot?"

Seeing that the spirit stone finally started to speak, Huangfudou immediately showed his white teeth with a sly look.

Seeing Huangfudou like this, Spirit Stone immediately understood that he was being played.
I ate two farts for nothing
"Tell me, what are you? Why are you here? Why did you talk to me just now?"

Huangfudou went directly to take the spirit stone in his hand and said calmly.

Seeing Huangfudou's questioning, at that moment, Spirit Stone said proudly:

"Hehe, just because you are an ordinary person, you are not worthy of knowing the name of me who is elegant, handsome and noble."

"No matter how noble you are, didn't you eat my fart just now! Answer my question quickly!"

Huangfu Dou scolded with a dark face.

This guy, with a pretty good temper, actually became arrogant in front of him?
If this was a little beauty, it would be a nice sight, but what a stinky rock! ! !

Being hit by Huangfudou's words, the spirit stone exploded immediately, can this person speak?

It's really straight to the lungs!

I have never seen such a person, so rampant, with such a low EQ
Immediately, Spirit Stone turned cold-faced, unwilling to talk to Huangfudou again, talking to this guy, Spirit Stone felt that his heart as hard as a stone could be blown out of anger
"Go ahead and answer my question"

Huangfudou looked at the spirit stone with a straight face and said.

"Ha ha!"

When Fairy Stone heard this, he sneered at the moment, not wanting to answer Huangfudou's question at all.

Not only that, Spirit Stone also gave Huangfu Dou a provocative look.

After seeing this situation, Huangfudou was a little surprised, but immediately understood, after all, it was a stone left over from the ancient times, no matter how you say it, it still had some arrogance that belonged to him.

Moreover, people are not necessarily afraid of themselves.

After all, to be able to be so confident, I am afraid that even with my current cultivation base, I would not be able to smash this spirit stone.

poses no threat to it.
Thinking of this, Huangfudou looked at the Fairy Stone with a playful face, and said:
"Since you don't want to say it, then I won't force you much."

"Well, I'm a little anxious right now."

Huangfudou could clearly feel the elf stone in his hand trembling after he finished talking about the urgency to urinate.
However, Spirit Stone still dragged his face, and said to Huangfu:
"Hehe, don't think that with this little trick, I can be afraid of you!"

"Isn't it just a pee, after a while, it will be dry by itself, and the smell will disappear with the passage of time."

"bu~~"

At this moment, Huangfudou farted again, then looked at Elf Shi with an ambiguous expression and said:

"Oh, I always feel a little stomachache"

This.
Spirit Stone was startled for a moment, did he want to shit and pee on himself?
If so, the smell is expected to last for a long time, and if the stickiness is strong, it is estimated that it will not fall off for countless years.
Elf Stone never expected that this guy would be so damaged.
Thinking of this, Elf Stone wanted to cry but had no tears.

In the ancient years, who was not a strong person?Which one doesn't cherish the feathers and have the air of a strong man?Where have you seen such a shameless and shameless guy?

At this time, Huangfudou put the spirit stone on the ground again, and immediately prepared to draw out his weapon
"Stop, stop, stop!"

Seeing Huangfudou's serious look, Spirit Stone immediately became frightened. It had no doubt that Huangfudou could do this.

Just this kid, with a disfigured face, I'm afraid there is nothing he can't do.
Ever since, under Huangfu's offensive, Spirit Stone succumbed.
He succumbed to Huangfudou's lust.

"Now you can answer my question. Let me tell you, don't play tricks. If you dare to play tricks, I will take you away as a stone in the hut!"

Huangfudou threatened.

At this time, even though he himself was unwilling, Spirit Stone had no choice but to answer Huangfudou's question honestly:

"I am the spirit stone brought by the ancient demons. Because of the fall of the demons, I was thrown here. I just talked to you. It is purely because I haven't met anyone who dares to come in for countless years. I want to find speak personally"

Hearing these words, Huangfudou nodded, the spirit stone probably wouldn't lie to him.

Immediately, Huangfudou continued to ask:
"And then? Why were you brought here by the demons? Is there any special effect? ​​Why can you speak?"

The Spirit Stone heard that its secret was involved, and it was a little reluctant to say it
But when Huangfudou saw this, he began to untie his trousers, waist, and belt. Seeing this spirit stone, he had no choice but to answer Huangfudou's question honestly:

"Stop, stop, don't shit and pee whenever you have something to do, it's so embarrassing."

"I said, I said it's not okay"

"Don't treat me like this, I tell you, it's a great chance for you to meet me, cherish it, I'm almost the only one with spirit stones!"