It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning

"Damn it, it's hard to miss? Wujing, did you count wrong?"

Sand Monk confirmed repeatedly, and said, "That's right, counting from the time you left Chang'an City, it will be eighty years."

"Bajie, you counted too, how difficult is it?"

Zhu Bajie looked up in embarrassment, "Master, old pig, why is it difficult for me to count to 83..."

"The error is so big? It's difficult to count from one to 81?" Li Fei was worried, took the book and started counting.

"It's really hard to be eighty!

Bajie, are you a pig?Mathematics is taught by music teachers? "

Zhu Bajie hid behind Monkey King, and said aggrievedly: "Master, I am a pig..."

Ugh.

Li Fei sighed, Ma Lei is a bastard, they have all arrived at Lingshan, what is the difference?
Isn't he so nonsense!

Li Fei was in a hurry, looking at the bustling Lingshan City around him, with people coming and going, he thought about it.

"Why don't you find someone to support you?" Li Fei tentatively said, his tone rising.

After saying a word, the four disciples all nodded in agreement.

I saw Li Fei leading four apprentices, squatting in the middle of the vegetable and pork stalls.

Rubbing his chin with the index finger and thumb of his right hand, he sways his body and observes passers-by like a hooligan.

The old men and women who passed by cast strange glances one after another.

Especially when I saw Li Fei's appearance, it was even more difficult to accept.

At the foot of Lingshan, there are monks with long hair?
Still so dense, are you satirizing the master?

"Do you think that boy with horns on his head is a monster?" Li Fei pointed at the boy who was shopping for vegetables and was carrying a bamboo basket.

A few people looked at Monkey King, and Monkey King used his sharp eyes.

"Master, that's a chelicer!"

Li Fei was overjoyed and took the lead to surround him.

Seeing that he was surrounded, the chelator who was picking vegetables panicked, with his arms crossed, he said weakly: "What are you guys doing?
This is at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, a Buddhist holy place! "

There is no way, anyone who sees two people, a monkey, a pig, and a horse, look at themselves with a little lustful eyes with malicious intentions.

Who can stand it?

"Hia, hia, hia, are you a goblin?" Zhu Bajie arched his nose and smiled smirk.

The chelicer was trembling with fright.

"If you keep doing this, I will call you!"

"You call, hehe..." Zhu Bajie raised his eyebrows, very excited.

Li Fei showed an amiable smile at this moment, and said softly, "You monster brother, don't be afraid, we are not good people."

"Ok?"

"Ah bah, we're not bad people, we're good people." Li Fei hurriedly changed his words, sir, and told the truth in a hurry.

The chela essence saw that although Li Fei had a strange appearance, he still looked human. When he was about to speak.

Snapped.

Something in Zhu Bajie's arms fell to the ground.

The chela spirit took a closer look, and saw that it was a large piece of dried beef leg, so scared that he gasped, backed up, and bumped into the vegetable stand.

Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded, and quickly picked it up, fearing that something bad would happen.

Li Fei hastily explained, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, in fact, we are people who learn Buddhist scriptures, and we slay demons and eliminate demons along the way. It is very reasonable and logical to have a front leg of a cow demon on our body as a souvenir, right? "

"Ah? You are the legendary Buddhist scriptures?" the chelicer asked in surprise.

Li Fei was excited, this is a monster who knows something, so it will save trouble.

Suddenly, clatter.

Zhu Bajie dropped a bunch of things in his backpack.

This time, the young chelicer saw something and joined the "Wudang faction" in fright.

On the ground, a large string of whips, from cows, sheep, deer, tigers, lions, dragons, horses, pangolins, ants, elephants, broken kunpeng, roc carvings...

From cu to fine, a total of 72 pieces!

Tie together with string.

Li Fei was confused seeing this, let alone Xiao Yao?
"I'm going, Bajie, I said that I can't eat it every time, so I put it away for you?
What's the matter, are you imaginary?Do you want to make it up like this? ! ! ! "Li Fei complained.

Bajie blushed and scratched his head, "Hey, Master, I'll talk about it later, the business matters, the business matters."

Li Fei came to his senses, turned his head to the claw and said, "Ahem, little monster, don't panic, don't be afraid.

As I said before, we are learners.

Slaying demons and eliminating demons, these things are also very logical to clean up, right? "

The claw spirit nodded thoughtfully, trying to escape, but couldn't.

Reluctantly said: "Master, what do you want from me?"

Li Fei laughed loudly, and patted Cheeter on the shoulder, "It's no big deal, it's just the nine-nine-eight-one difficulty, and it's still one more difficult.

If I don't make up enough, I can't go to Lingshan to learn scriptures.

So, this matter has to trouble you. "

"Trouble me?" Cheeter followed Li Fei's gestures and looked at Lingshan, suddenly feeling bad.

Li Fei took advantage of the situation, shoulder to shoulder with Cheeter, and walked on the street, with four apprentices following behind like hooligans.

"Well, it's very simple.

As long as you hold a knife, Wukong, change into a knife.

Yes, you have a knife around my neck.

Then take me back to your house, tie me up with this red rope, tie me to a chair or a post, it's up to you.

And then, you also take this leather whip, whip me twice along the way, um... say two more harsh words.

It is best to invite some monster friends to visit, yes, we need to gather a crowd, so that it is grand.

At that time, I will give you some other tools to torture me a few times.

A few days later, my disciples came to rescue me, you let me go, live together!

That's it, it's simple! "

"It's very simple, try it, it's very cool." Zhu Bajie raised his eyebrows and urged.

The rather immature-looking chelicer looked at the red hemp rope and leather whip in his left hand and the big ring knife in his right hand in a daze.

in silence.

Crying crazily in my heart: Is this person so fucking sick? ! ! !
Something is wrong with this person, you want me to play with him like this?

Want me to invite friends over? ? ?

I've always heard that some human beings have a tendency to be masochistic, and I've always wanted to meet them. Could this be today?