It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning

The feast is rich, with wine and meat.

Bajie has fasted since he met Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Now I saw Li Fei holding the oily roast leg of lamb in his left hand, taking a bite from time to time, his mouth was full of oil.

The right hand is called a busy person, holding the chopsticks to pick up vegetables for a while, putting down the wine glass and drinking with his head up, and even chatting with the old owner Gao when he has time.

The whole place looks like a hooligan.

Zhu Bajie smelled the aroma of wine and meat, and the rice in the bowl suddenly tasted bad.

[Drip, Zhu Bajie is in a daze, and his three views are completely destroyed.Reward: soul point 3333]

"Any opinion?" Li Fei muttered, his mouth full of meat.

Zhu Bajie was straightforward and said: "The Bodhisattva said that you are a holy monk..."

"This, it's a false name, it's just a false name.

It's like floating clouds, low-key, low-key. "

The corners of Zhu Bajie's mouth twitched, uh...Master, you are blatantly breaking the precept, is this okay!
If you are so greasy, will the Buddha give you the scriptures in the Western Paradise?

"Bajie, do you want to eat meat? Eat it, it's okay. Your elder brother said that worshiping Buddha is cultivating the heart, not on the surface. As a teacher, I think it makes sense!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he became furious, so let me go, master, don't blame me for all the bad things you do!
Zhu Bajie looked at the speechless Monkey King, his heart was moved, and he stared at the wine glass.

Flowing halazi.

Gao Cuilan sat beside her, very discerning, she rubbed Zhu Bajie against the waist of the water tank.

"Husband, since that's the case, you can drink it.

I will drink with you! "

Zhu Bajie excitedly said: "Okay! Master takes the lead, how dare I lag behind!

Cuilan, how much can you drink?How much? "

Gao Cuilan lowered her head delicately, but unfortunately she had no neck, and said, "I hate it, I asked the question knowingly.

I can't, I'll get drunk after just one drink, then my husband will send me back to my room. "

Gao Cai, who served the wine, heard Gao Cuilan and Zhu Bajie say this, and knew he was out of luck, so he frowned.

Zhu Bajie frowned and said mockingly: "If you don't measure it, why don't you drink it?
Still let me carry you back to your room?

You can't stop drinking and walk back by yourself. "

puff~
Li Fei gulped down the wine, Bajie, it's fine, you're even less enlightened than me, and you've graduated from the teacher.

Gao Cuilan pouted angrily, her waist sank, and the bench bore a weight it shouldn't have at this age.

broken.

Gao Cuilan fell to the ground.

I cried aggrievedly, "Husband, you! I'm going back to my room, do you want to come or not!"

"Well, you go, I'll talk about it after I'm done." Zhu Bajie drank a glass of wine, took another mouthful of rice, and laughed.

Old owner Gao and others accompanied the wine, talking about keeping Zhu Bajie alive.

The kitchen kept adding food and wine, and this was the next day's noon.

At the most critical moment, Zhu Bajie faced a choice.

Should he stay to be Gao Lao Zhuang Xianxu, or follow Li Fei and Monkey King to go to the West to learn scriptures.

"Xianxu, stay here, today I will hold another wedding ceremony for you and your little girl, to ensure a beautiful scene!" Old Gao and his wife tried their best to persuade them.

Zhu Bajie is at the pinnacle of pig life, this is the enjoyment he has never experienced in thousands of loves.

I finally saw a day when an old man can fulfill his marriage!
In the past, they were either soaked in pig cages or poisoned to death...

"Cough cough, a good man has ambitions everywhere, how can he be around his sons and daughters?
You let Cuilan wait for me, and marry her again when I come back from studying the scriptures! "

"Husband!" Suddenly Gao Cuilan came out with clanging footsteps, and said angrily, "If your husband doesn't return for three years, I will marry Gao Cai!
In this way, the husband can only find another one! "

Gao Cai, who was shocked by Gao Cuilan's footsteps and had just stabilized his figure, was excited, he still had a chance!
Zhu Bajie has now become a straight man of steel, saying: "If you don't wait, don't wait, the next one will be better, the next one will be more obedient, the next one will be more obedient, just a little~"

After all, in an atmosphere of straight men that Li Fei couldn't bear, the three of them set out on the road.

The old village owner Gao sighed, it was such a pity that he missed the marriage of the gods, it was a pity!
And the three-person group of Buddhist scriptures who walked for half a day went to the deep mountains and old forests.

As he walked, Zhu Bajie felt more and more strange.

Just because the time limit of Zhenxiangka's ability is up, the attributes of straight men disappear, and Zhu Bajie's nature returns.

Zhu Bajie recalled the highlight moments at Gao's house yesterday and this morning.

As well as the content of the conversation between myself and Gao Cuilan, my heart hurts inexplicably.

The more I think about it, the more I regret it, and the more I think about it, the more I feel uncomfortable.

Feeling unable to breathe, feeling suffocated by lack of oxygen.

"Bajie, why don't you leave, are you tired of carrying the burden?

Why don't you take a break first, as a teacher, I still care about you very much, just say when you are tired! "Li Fei got off his horse and took out the grill directly.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes straight, it has become a tacit understanding, don't point it out, master, you are hungry again, can you just say it.

Seeing Li Fei's raised eyebrows, Sun Wukong didn't even need to ask, he went directly into the dense forest to catch wild animals and roast them later.

As for Bajie, the facial features on the pig's face were distorted, and he said bitterly: "Master, Lan Lan and I said those words?
How could I refuse Lan Lan's invitation so much?

to the room?
That's obviously a hint, no, it's an explicit statement!

Dry rice, dry rice, how could I put dry rice first at that time, and I still feel so handsome!
Before leaving, he rejected Lan Lan, saying that the next one would be better?
God, is this my line?

Master, I regret it, can I ask for leave, I want to go back, old pig.

I have to explain it clearly to Lan Lan, otherwise she should have misunderstood, and I will die of heartbreak before Lao Zhu marries that talented man..."

"Stop, stop, Bajie, you started again!

What are you doing back home?Continue to be a licking dog? "Li Fei put on airs and said angrily.

By the way, I muttered, why the system rewards haven't appeared yet, Bajie, your reflex arc is too slow.

"But Master, that's Lan Lan!"

"Well, I know, but you have also experienced being a straight man, the process is not painful at all.

On the contrary, their Gao family doesn't cherish you, and now they regret it to death.

How cool! So the most important thing for you now is not to go back, but to sum up your experience and understand the experience.

Write an [-]-word composition, "On How to Be a Good Steel Straight Man".

If you succeed, you will no longer be hurt emotionally, no longer in pain! "

Zhu Bajie thought about it thoughtfully, thinking of the scene where the Gao family slapped their thighs to keep him.

It seems to be the case.

"Master, what you said... seems wrong!
I'll go, I'm happy like this, but I'll lose Lan Lan completely!
Moreover, if you become a straight man of steel, you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life!
This kind of cool, is it still cool! "

Zhu Bajie suddenly realized, jumped up suddenly, very excited.

The big ears were whistling.

A pair of thick eyebrows and pig eyes looked deeply at Li Fei, who was harmless to humans and animals.

[Drip, Zhu Bajie felt that he was cheated to death by the host.Reward: soul point 6666]

【Drip, Zhu Bajie is so heartbroken】

[Drip, Zhu Bajie scolded the host for being a bald donkey and deserved to be single, and wanted to make him single.Reward supernatural power: small puppet art]

[Drip, Zhu Bajie's emotional injury broke out, and his longing became sick.Reward a ginseng fruit]

【Drip, Zhu Bajie cried, but there were no tears.Reward: Chaos Sword Embryo]

[Drip, Zhu Bajie feels bad, and wants to hit the host to vent.Reward: soul point 9999]

……

Li Fei smiled, haha, it's finally here, so many rewards.

Roughly estimated, there must be more than [-] soul points rewards!
I didn't realize that Bajie was so rich.

Um, want to punch me?
Hearing one of the system sounds, Li Fei read Zhu Bajie's thoughts and got up slowly.

"Looking at you, do you want to be a teacher?
Is it wrong to help you as a teacher?Is it bad to be a straight man?

Come on, if you feel that it is wrong for the teacher to vent your anger on you, you can do it, the teacher will stand here and never fight back! "

Having said that, what Li Fei thought in his heart was:
Come on, hit me.

If you dare to strike, I dare to beat you until your mother doesn't recognize you.

Swipe more system rewards.

Kang busy, come on!
Zhu Bajie regretted how he had met such a foolish master as Li Fei, and wanted to make a move with his small fists.

"How can an apprentice hit the master? This is treason!
Poor monk Wuchao, pay homage to the holy monk! "

Suddenly, a barefoot, unshaven monk came from the forest and interrupted Bajie's impulse.

The visitor just saluted Li Fei.

Li Fei tilted his head slightly, Wuchao?Oh, Zen Master Wuchao in the book!

Why does it look so familiar?
Li Fei's eyes were slightly concentrated, and he saw Zen Master Wuchao's simple smile.

I was taken aback for a moment, ouch, isn't this the Zhunti saint!

Oops, I suddenly want to collect some saint rewards, [-] million soul points will definitely be reached soon!

Li Fei's eyes were filled with bad thoughts.

On the one hand, Zhu Bajie didn't dare to hit the master, it was too rebellious and bad for his future.

Seeing Zen Master Wuchao again, he was startled.

In the past two months, Zhu Bajie has met the old Zen master several times.

Even the first time they met, they even fought, just because Zen Master Wuchao wanted to accept him as a famous disciple under his sect.

Zhu Bajie is so arrogant and arrogant, I am the majestic marshal of the canopy, should I be a registered disciple?
The result is to raise the rake and shoot.

Unexpectedly, Yizhu (Qingtian) was beaten to the ground by the supernatural power manifested by a finger of Zen Master Wuchao.

Zhu Bajie was stunned by that kind of magic power far surpassing Da Luo Jinxian.

Zen Master Wuchao is definitely a legendary quasi-sage!

However, I have already promised the Bodhisattva and have a future, how can I promise to be a registered disciple.

Just refused.

Wu Chao didn't force it either.

Goodbye today, Zen Master Wuchao is so respectful to his lazy master who only knows how to take sides with him?

Kneel down on one knee?
What's the situation? This is it!