It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning

"What the Immortal Elder said was, if it wasn't for the extremely outstanding woman in the world, how could it have attracted that pig demon to refuse to give up?
Please help the fairy, the little one and the third miss depend on the fairy for their happiness in this life! "

The skinny boy with a handsome face and high talent made three more noises.

"The future of the slave family depends entirely on the immortal head." Gao Cuilan followed up.

Sun Wukong likes to be flattered by others, he waved his hands with a smile, "It's easy to say."

Li Fei listened to Gao Cai's praise, and then looked at Gao Cuilan, who weighed more than 300 kilograms, pretending to be shy and greasy.

Moment, vomit~┌(.Д.)┐

Li Fei swears that he has no opinion on Miss Gao's appearance, what she looks like is determined by fate.

But such a pretentious voice, with a hint of green tea, is very ~%?...;# *'☆&℃$︿★?!

Don't want to eat dinner wow!
"Change!" Sun Wukong turned around and transformed into Gao Cuilan.

The same white and fat, the same demeanor, the same greasy without knowing it.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Li Fei was even more confused, "Wukong, I really didn't expect you to have such a bad taste.

You change back first, and the teacher has something to explain to you. "

"Master, you can just say what you want." Sun Wukong approached Li Fei and muttered.

But the appearance is Gao Cuilan, soft-spoken and sweet.

Li Fei had goose bumps all over his body.

"If I tell you to change back, change back, listen to me this month!"

"Yes, Master." Monkey King reluctantly changed back to his original body.

Li Fei could see the pouting look. Does this monkey have a habit of dressing up as a big guy?
"Ahem, listen carefully, you have just fought with that pig, and you want to talk about martial arts, and you must not hurt him!"

"Why, Master?"

"Biao asked!"

……

At night, there was a strong wind and dust, and no one in Gaojiazhuang dared to appear outside.

I saw a black cloud rolling across the sky and falling into Gao Laozhuang.

Heiyun had a clear direction and went straight to Gao Cuilan's boudoir.

"Lan Lan, I'm coming, old pig, are you in a hurry?"

Squeak, the door opens.

The black cloud turns into Zhu Bajie, who is now wearing a red wedding dress.

"My God, Bajie is so hungry and thirsty." Li Fei who was next door couldn't help but marvel.

Not long after, Zhu Bajie happily flew into the sky with Gao Cuilan on his back.

Go straight to Yunzhan Cave where you live.

"Lan Lan, you've lost weight after not seeing you for a long time, do you miss your husband?"

"Yes, yes, Husband, hurry up and take the servant back to my house." Monkey King said in a wicked way.

Hearing what Gao Cuilan said, Zhu Bajie quickened his pace excitedly, "Lan Lan, you finally figured it out, my old pig is just born ugly, but I have a good heart, and I will treat you well in the future!"

After speaking, Zhu Bajie only felt that the daughter-in-law on his back became very heavy.

It's like carrying a big mountain on your back.

You can't ride the clouds, but walk on the ground with your feet.

One step at a time, within a quarter of an hour, Zhu Bajie was so tired that he was sweating and panting.

"Ramhuo, can't you carry the servant's back?" Sun Wukong suppressed a smirk.

Zhu Bajie gradually realized that Gao Cuilan only weighed three hundred catties, how could it be as heavy as Mount Tai?

He threw Monkey King out and sacrificed the nine-toothed rake.

The nine-toothed rake shone silvery under the moonlight, exuding a cold majesty.

"You are not Cuilan, who are you!"

Sun Wukong heard the words, sat on the stone, patted his thigh and laughed, "Idiot, you know me!"

"You?" Zhu Bajie looked at the Monkey King who had returned to his original form, and fanned his ears angrily.

"Well, Bi Mawen, dare to tease the old pig, watch the rake!"

As he spoke, he raised the nine-toothed rake and chopped it down.

Sun Wukong is most jealous of others saying that he is Bi Mawen, so he exploded on the spot and raised his golden cudgel to fight.

"You bastard, court death!"

When they disagreed, the two started fighting.

Sun Wukong Hunyuan Qi Taishang Taiyi Golden Immortal, holding the meritorious holy weapon Ruyi Golden Cudgel, facing the Daluo Jinxian Zhu Bajie tightly grasping the nine-toothed nail rake of the best spiritual treasure in Houtian.

In terms of realm, the Hunyuan Yiqi Taiyi Golden Immortal is comparable to the Daluo Golden Immortal.

On supernatural powers.

The technique of 72 earth evil spirits instantly confronted Tiangang 36 changes fiercely.

Sun Wukong's fiery eyes flashed with lightning, and Zhu Bajie's eyes were covered with dark clouds!
A mouth sprays colorful clouds, containing swords, guns and halberds, full of murderous aura.

The other breathed out rainbow light, wrapped with an axe, axe, hook and fork, and attacked continuously.

The two shot with all their strength, and the ten-mile mountain forest was instantly shaken to the ground by the wave of magical powers!
Rumble!
The earth shook and the mountains shook, and the flames blazed!
In a blink of an eye, the two entered the underworld.

The bull head and horse face waited for the yin officials to pay their respects before they had time.

The battlefield between the two of them turned to the sky of Nine Heavens again, and the Giant Spirit God and the Four Heavenly Kings were like avoiding snakes and scorpions, not daring to stop them.

In the blink of an eye, he moved thousands of miles away again!
Wherever they went, all practitioners with a little bit of Taoism trembled and dared not go out with their heads covered.

This is where the gods are fighting, so terrifying!
After a cup of tea, the two fought more than a hundred moves and returned to Yunzhan Cave.

Zhu Bajie fell heavily to the ground, sweating all over, the hand holding the nine-tooth nail rake was shaking, his energy was exhausted, and he marveled in his heart that he was indeed a monkey making trouble in heaven, so fierce.

"Don't fight, don't fight, I admit defeat!"

Sun Wukong landed on the rock at the entrance of the cave, he was kicking up, he said with a smile: "Idiot, I think you are Xu Kun who entered the cave, the food is home!
Where is this?
My old grandson has just finished warming up, and he hasn't shown his real skills yet!
Come out quickly and eat my old grandson! "

As soon as he heard the truth, Zhu Bajie, who had no strength, was so frightened that he closed the door directly.

Gao He: "You monkey head, you haven't recognized who the old pig is after beating for a long time!"

Sun Wukong: "Huh?"

"Old Pig, I was the marshal of the canopy, and I had a drink with you back then.

Do not you remember!

I am loyal enough, when the Jade Emperor ordered Li Tianwang to lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to take you, I did not participate!
Today, I am down and out, old pig, I was cast into a pig's womb by mistake and became a demon body, are you going to make trouble! "