I, relying on the blood of Saiyans, entered the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 96 Tang Wuzang's Apology and Apology
After a wind blows and the clouds pass.
Lin Yitian leaned comfortably on the back of the chair and rubbed his belly.
Tang Wuzang thoughtfully called Xiao Er to clean up the table.
Replace the brewed tea again.
After Xiao Er quit, he personally poured a cup of tea for Lin Yitian:
"Benefactor Lin, this cup of tea should be regarded as the poor monk's apology for the absurd behavior before,
I also hope that your lord has a lot of knowledge and is not as knowledgeable as a poor monk. "
Tang Wuzang's attitude is very sincere.
I can't hear it at all, and I can't see that he has other meanings.
Lin Tian sat up straight, with his elbows propped on the table.
The middle finger and thumb of the right hand pinched the teacup and turned it around, and said:
"I'll talk about the apology later. Let me talk about your so-called difficulties first."
Tang Wuzang picked up his teacup and took a sip.
The hot tea soup was flowing down the throat, and the brows were slightly frowned.
The scorching tingling sensation gradually made his confused thoughts clear.
"You sit down first, and the poor monk will give you a respect first."
"You don't want to escape the bill, do you?"
Lin Yitian squinted his eyes sideways, his gaze was scrutinizing.
"Benefactor Lin really knows how to joke."
Lin's silence for a day made the smile on Tang Wuzang's face slowly disappear.
"You don't really think that the poor monk wants to run away from the order!"
"if not."
He tried to lie to me, Lin Yitian, but there was no way.
As a last resort, Tang Wuzang had to buy the bill first.
Then in front of Lin Yitian and the shopkeeper.
Promise that you will never secretly order and take away before and after departure.
After doing this, Tang Wuzang finally felt it.
Lin Yitian's thorny eyes disappeared from him.
After Tang Wuzang came back, he returned to his previous calmness.
After taking a sip of the cold tea on the table, he spoke:
"The poor monk has no father or mother, and was picked up by the master at the gate of Leiyin Temple when he was still a baby.
Since childhood, my master has said that the poor monk has a predestined relationship with the Buddha, and the poor monk also thinks so.
Therefore, the poor monk is the most diligent one among the disciples and the one who progresses the fastest.
While the disciples of the same generation were still struggling in the Void Returning Realm, the poor monk had already cultivated to the peak of the Mahayana Realm.
However, at this time, the fairy gate opened. "
Speaking of this, Tang Wuzang raised his head and asked Lin Yitian:
"By the way, does Benefactor Lin know about Xianmen?"
Seeing Lin Yitian nodded, Tang Wuzang continued:
"The poor monk did not participate in the battle for the immortal gate. First, Leiyin Temple needed people to guard it.
The second is that the poor monk is confident that he can break through to the real fairyland by relying on his own ability.
In the future, you can become a Buddha right away without the help of a fairy gate! "
Knock knock knock knock! !
Tang Wuzang's memories have just reached the climax.
It was interrupted mercilessly by a sudden sound of fingers tapping on the table.
"Hey, can you stop talking about your autobiography and talk about your difficulties!"
Lin Yitian looked very impatient.
Good guy, it's true that I ate you.
But you didn't say you wanted to listen to your autobiography at the beginning!
What's the reason?
It is not impossible to listen to autobiography.
Gotta pay more!
"Benefactor Lin, please be patient and don't be impatient, we will talk about it soon."
Tang Wuzang regarded it as an apology for filling Lin's teacup in one day.
Putting down the teapot, he continued:
"The poor monk has no father and no mother..."
"Hey! Just to interrupt you, there is no need to start from the beginning! Become a Buddha instantly! You just said that you can become a Buddha immediately!"
"Oh, look at the poor monk's memory, it's still Lin Benefactor who is extremely intelligent."
That's what he said.
Lin Yitian couldn't see the slightest embarrassment on Tang Wuzang's face at all.
He can be sure and sure, this guy did it on purpose.
Seeing Lin Yitian calm down, Tang Wuzang continued with a smile:
"Sure enough, not long after that, the poor monk broke through to the half-step true immortal!
But from then on, no matter how hard the poor monk tried, he couldn't make any more progress. "
"Well, then, you thought of a way to go out and snatch other people's wives, so as to adjust your mood, right?"
Lin Tiantian was talking inside and out, thinking that Tang Wuzang would become angry from embarrassment.
Unexpectedly, he nodded.
This guy actually nodded his head!
Lin Yitian clenched his fists tightly, as long as Tang Wuzang's next words made him feel a little bit uncomfortable.
He will rush up and give him a fat beating.
Whether you can win a fight or not is another matter, a tough stance must be proved with your fists!
"You're right, but not quite right."
This sentence is nonsense, next sentence!
"The poor monk was on the tip of his horn at the time, thinking that the reason he couldn't break through in his cultivation was because he couldn't see through the world of mortals.
Since you want to see through the world of mortals, you must experience the world of mortals. The poor monk grew up in Leiyin Temple since he was a child.
I have never experienced in the world of mortals, so it is impossible to talk about seeing through the world of mortals.
At this time, just in time to receive the news that the Martial Palace Master is about to get married, the poor monk immediately thought,
This is the best opportunity, what else in the world of mortals will be more thorough than the mortal world of the most beautiful woman in the world? "
I'm afraid this little bald donkey has become stupid after practicing kung fu, and has gone mad.
Looking at Lin Yitian with a little apology, Tang Wuzang continued:
"So the poor monk went to Beihuang and did the most ridiculous thing in his life."
"You... what is your difficulty?"
"For the poor monk, not making an inch is suffering." Tang Wuzang replied seriously.
"So, are you apologizing to me?"
Lin Tiantian asked uncertainly.
"It's an apology to you and Palace Master Wu. The poor monk can't see Palace Master Wu. Please ask Master Lin to convey this apology."
"You almost broke us up at that time, and even almost destroyed Lanyue Palace. A simple apology is enough?"
Lin Yitian sneered.
"I don't know what the poor monk did, why is Master Lin willing to forgive the poor monk?"
Lin Yitian was not in a hurry to speak, but carefully observed Tang Wuzang's expression.
To make sure what he said was true.
Tang Wuzang looked directly into Lin Yitian's eyes, with a trace of guilt in his calm expression.
"Give me five five-party fruits."
After a while, Lin Yitian finally spoke.
"One." Tang Wuzang relaxed his expression and began to bargain.
"Four."
"Two, no more."
"Three."
"Two." Tang Wuzang looked serious.
"Okay, just two, I'll pick the remaining one in the secret realm by myself."
Lin Yitian 'reluctantly' agreed.
"Benefactor Lin wants to go to the secret realm? That's right, the main five-party fruit is definitely going to the secret realm.
But since the poor monk has promised to give you two, why does the benefactor insist on entering this secret realm? "
"Because you refused to give me three."
Lin Yitian spread his hands.
"Then what if the poor monk promises to give the benefactor three?"
"Then I still have to enter the secret realm, because there will always be a five-party fruit missing in my package!"
Just kidding, everyone is here, how can we not go in for a stroll.
The disciples of the outer sect in the sect are still waiting for the little uncle to go back to distribute welfare.
Lin Yitian leaned comfortably on the back of the chair and rubbed his belly.
Tang Wuzang thoughtfully called Xiao Er to clean up the table.
Replace the brewed tea again.
After Xiao Er quit, he personally poured a cup of tea for Lin Yitian:
"Benefactor Lin, this cup of tea should be regarded as the poor monk's apology for the absurd behavior before,
I also hope that your lord has a lot of knowledge and is not as knowledgeable as a poor monk. "
Tang Wuzang's attitude is very sincere.
I can't hear it at all, and I can't see that he has other meanings.
Lin Tian sat up straight, with his elbows propped on the table.
The middle finger and thumb of the right hand pinched the teacup and turned it around, and said:
"I'll talk about the apology later. Let me talk about your so-called difficulties first."
Tang Wuzang picked up his teacup and took a sip.
The hot tea soup was flowing down the throat, and the brows were slightly frowned.
The scorching tingling sensation gradually made his confused thoughts clear.
"You sit down first, and the poor monk will give you a respect first."
"You don't want to escape the bill, do you?"
Lin Yitian squinted his eyes sideways, his gaze was scrutinizing.
"Benefactor Lin really knows how to joke."
Lin's silence for a day made the smile on Tang Wuzang's face slowly disappear.
"You don't really think that the poor monk wants to run away from the order!"
"if not."
He tried to lie to me, Lin Yitian, but there was no way.
As a last resort, Tang Wuzang had to buy the bill first.
Then in front of Lin Yitian and the shopkeeper.
Promise that you will never secretly order and take away before and after departure.
After doing this, Tang Wuzang finally felt it.
Lin Yitian's thorny eyes disappeared from him.
After Tang Wuzang came back, he returned to his previous calmness.
After taking a sip of the cold tea on the table, he spoke:
"The poor monk has no father or mother, and was picked up by the master at the gate of Leiyin Temple when he was still a baby.
Since childhood, my master has said that the poor monk has a predestined relationship with the Buddha, and the poor monk also thinks so.
Therefore, the poor monk is the most diligent one among the disciples and the one who progresses the fastest.
While the disciples of the same generation were still struggling in the Void Returning Realm, the poor monk had already cultivated to the peak of the Mahayana Realm.
However, at this time, the fairy gate opened. "
Speaking of this, Tang Wuzang raised his head and asked Lin Yitian:
"By the way, does Benefactor Lin know about Xianmen?"
Seeing Lin Yitian nodded, Tang Wuzang continued:
"The poor monk did not participate in the battle for the immortal gate. First, Leiyin Temple needed people to guard it.
The second is that the poor monk is confident that he can break through to the real fairyland by relying on his own ability.
In the future, you can become a Buddha right away without the help of a fairy gate! "
Knock knock knock knock! !
Tang Wuzang's memories have just reached the climax.
It was interrupted mercilessly by a sudden sound of fingers tapping on the table.
"Hey, can you stop talking about your autobiography and talk about your difficulties!"
Lin Yitian looked very impatient.
Good guy, it's true that I ate you.
But you didn't say you wanted to listen to your autobiography at the beginning!
What's the reason?
It is not impossible to listen to autobiography.
Gotta pay more!
"Benefactor Lin, please be patient and don't be impatient, we will talk about it soon."
Tang Wuzang regarded it as an apology for filling Lin's teacup in one day.
Putting down the teapot, he continued:
"The poor monk has no father and no mother..."
"Hey! Just to interrupt you, there is no need to start from the beginning! Become a Buddha instantly! You just said that you can become a Buddha immediately!"
"Oh, look at the poor monk's memory, it's still Lin Benefactor who is extremely intelligent."
That's what he said.
Lin Yitian couldn't see the slightest embarrassment on Tang Wuzang's face at all.
He can be sure and sure, this guy did it on purpose.
Seeing Lin Yitian calm down, Tang Wuzang continued with a smile:
"Sure enough, not long after that, the poor monk broke through to the half-step true immortal!
But from then on, no matter how hard the poor monk tried, he couldn't make any more progress. "
"Well, then, you thought of a way to go out and snatch other people's wives, so as to adjust your mood, right?"
Lin Tiantian was talking inside and out, thinking that Tang Wuzang would become angry from embarrassment.
Unexpectedly, he nodded.
This guy actually nodded his head!
Lin Yitian clenched his fists tightly, as long as Tang Wuzang's next words made him feel a little bit uncomfortable.
He will rush up and give him a fat beating.
Whether you can win a fight or not is another matter, a tough stance must be proved with your fists!
"You're right, but not quite right."
This sentence is nonsense, next sentence!
"The poor monk was on the tip of his horn at the time, thinking that the reason he couldn't break through in his cultivation was because he couldn't see through the world of mortals.
Since you want to see through the world of mortals, you must experience the world of mortals. The poor monk grew up in Leiyin Temple since he was a child.
I have never experienced in the world of mortals, so it is impossible to talk about seeing through the world of mortals.
At this time, just in time to receive the news that the Martial Palace Master is about to get married, the poor monk immediately thought,
This is the best opportunity, what else in the world of mortals will be more thorough than the mortal world of the most beautiful woman in the world? "
I'm afraid this little bald donkey has become stupid after practicing kung fu, and has gone mad.
Looking at Lin Yitian with a little apology, Tang Wuzang continued:
"So the poor monk went to Beihuang and did the most ridiculous thing in his life."
"You... what is your difficulty?"
"For the poor monk, not making an inch is suffering." Tang Wuzang replied seriously.
"So, are you apologizing to me?"
Lin Tiantian asked uncertainly.
"It's an apology to you and Palace Master Wu. The poor monk can't see Palace Master Wu. Please ask Master Lin to convey this apology."
"You almost broke us up at that time, and even almost destroyed Lanyue Palace. A simple apology is enough?"
Lin Yitian sneered.
"I don't know what the poor monk did, why is Master Lin willing to forgive the poor monk?"
Lin Yitian was not in a hurry to speak, but carefully observed Tang Wuzang's expression.
To make sure what he said was true.
Tang Wuzang looked directly into Lin Yitian's eyes, with a trace of guilt in his calm expression.
"Give me five five-party fruits."
After a while, Lin Yitian finally spoke.
"One." Tang Wuzang relaxed his expression and began to bargain.
"Four."
"Two, no more."
"Three."
"Two." Tang Wuzang looked serious.
"Okay, just two, I'll pick the remaining one in the secret realm by myself."
Lin Yitian 'reluctantly' agreed.
"Benefactor Lin wants to go to the secret realm? That's right, the main five-party fruit is definitely going to the secret realm.
But since the poor monk has promised to give you two, why does the benefactor insist on entering this secret realm? "
"Because you refused to give me three."
Lin Yitian spread his hands.
"Then what if the poor monk promises to give the benefactor three?"
"Then I still have to enter the secret realm, because there will always be a five-party fruit missing in my package!"
Just kidding, everyone is here, how can we not go in for a stroll.
The disciples of the outer sect in the sect are still waiting for the little uncle to go back to distribute welfare.
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