I, the God of Chaos, preach to the heavens

Li Zicheng saw hundreds of millions of mechanical natural disasters, and his whole body was completely stiff, as if suffering from hysteria, he kept foaming at the mouth and repeated a passage: "How is it possible, how is it possible..."

Seeing this scene, the surrounding soldiers of King Chuang realized that King Chuang was dying, so they threw away their weapons and ran along with the surrounding soldiers.

The army was defeated like a mountain, and hundreds of thousands of deserters ran away like hundreds of thousands of pigs.

"Fire, remember not to use hot weapons or anesthesia bombs. After all, they are excellent materials, which can be loaded into nutrition bins and transformed into believers of the great Chaos God!"

A red light flashed in the eyes of the Mechanical Skynet robot, and it gave orders to hundreds of millions of mechanical disasters around it.

"Yes!"

Hundreds of millions of robots raised their silver-white alloy steel arms in response, twisted like mercury into an anesthesia muzzle, and aimed at Li Chuang's army on the ground to bombard them.

boom……

Hundreds of millions of anesthesia needles, like pear blossom needles in a rainstorm, covered the sky outside Beijing in an instant, and fell on Li Chuang's army densely like raindrops.

dong dong dong...

Under the powerful effect of hundreds of thousands of anesthesia needles, the hundreds of thousands of Li Chuang's army were wiped out in an instant, and fell on the ground, sleeping like dead pigs.

At this scene, Chongzhen on the top of the city was extremely excited and let out an extremely excited roar: "Li Ni, has been defeated by the envoy of the supreme god, Ming Wansheng!"

These words fell into the ears of hundreds of thousands of people in Kyoto, and they were shocked and unbelievable. They couldn't believe that Li Ni's army, which had stirred up great chaos in Ming Dynasty, would be defeated so quickly.

And at this moment, Chongzhen on the top of the city roared again, and opened the city gate to let the people of Ming Dynasty see the scenery outside the city.

clack clack...

The gate of Kyoto was slowly opened by guarding soldiers, and the scenery outside the city fell into the eyes of hundreds of thousands of people.

It was a battlefield ruins, Li Ni's men were all down on the ground, no one stood still.

This scene convinced hundreds of thousands of people that what Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty said was true, and that Li Ni was really defeated, so they started cheering one after another:
"Da Ming Wansheng!"

"Da Ming Wansheng!"

"Da Ming Wansheng!"

……

The sound of cheers spread to many courtiers' mansions, but it shocked these ministers.

The north gate of the capital, which was guarded by the Emperor Ming himself, was bursting with cheers. Could it be that the soldiers of the gods summoned by the Emperor Ming really suppressed Li Ni?

The courtiers sent out spies with suspicion, and the results were quickly obtained.

Li Zicheng's nearly 50 troops fell down, one by one fell to the ground and slept like dead pigs.

This news made the ministers of the Donglin Party, and even Chongzhen's father-in-law Zhou Kuiming, all change their faces.

You must know that they had colluded with Li Zicheng a long time ago, and now that Li Zicheng was wiped out by the messenger of God, they were the ones who were in trouble.

"How about we poison the emperor?"

"You are crazy, this generation of emperors of the Ming Dynasty is blessed by the true gods. And the messengers of the gods are just ten miles away from the capital city. If we kill the emperor with poison, those heavenly soldiers will come to kill our nine clans!"

"Then what do we do?"

"Go to the emperor and ask for his forgiveness."

A group of courtiers of the Ming Dynasty discussed and rushed to the northern city of Kyoto to find the emperor.

……

When a group of courtiers rushed to the gate of the city, they saw the mechanical skynet on the top of the city confronting the emperor, discussing how to deal with Li Ni.

"How about handing them over to Skynet, Skynet will deal with them perfectly."

The Skynet robot pointed at the hundreds of thousands of Li Ni troops lying on the ground, and smiled mechanically at Chongzhen.

"What are you going to do with them?"

Chongzhen asked curiously.

"Put them in cans to live a virtual life. Of course, if you hate them very much, I can break their limbs and can them for a period of time to live a miserable life."

The Skynet robot said seriously, holding its steel fist.

"Okay then, you can can them, remember to break off the hands and feet before you can can!"

"OK!"

With a wave of the Skynet robot, hundreds of millions of robots flew up, disposing of hundreds of thousands of Li Zicheng's troops.

The processing of the picture was very bloody, and the faces of all the courtiers of the Ming Dynasty were pale and terrified.

"By the way, let's get rid of them too!"

Chongzhen pointed to a group of officials of the Donglin Party under the tower and said seriously.

"Are they also traitors?"

The Skynet robot blinked curiously.

"Of course, everyone is a thief of the country. If it weren't for them, Ming wouldn't be reduced to this point!"

Chongzhen gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

"Your Majesty, we are all loyal ministers!"

"Your Majesty, the last time you asked us to borrow money to defend the city, we all borrowed it!"

"Your Majesty, you can't do this to us!"

A group of important officials of the Donglin Party knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

"Hmph, borrowing money to defend the city, you dare to mention this matter, don't think that I don't know that you have amassed countless money secretly.

For example, my father-in-law Zhou Kuiming earned at least 50 taels in Daming by relying on my name, but when I took the initiative to borrow money, he only borrowed 1 taels, which is really good!Yue!father! "

"Your Majesty, it's clearly 3000 taels!"

Chongzhen's father-in-law was called Qu Dao.

"Shut up, shameless old thief, that 3000 taels is clearly the queen's dowry.

And the queen gave you 5000 taels before, but you only donated 3000 taels, and secretly embezzled 2000 taels, which is too much! "

After Chongzhen finished speaking, he took out a pile of papers from his arms, all of which were information collected by Daming Jinyiwei.

Among these information, the family property of the ministers is at least 7000 million taels, but the last time Chongzhen borrowed money as the emperor, he only borrowed less than [-] taels.

In addition, Jin Yiwei's information also stated that the ministers had long been in contact with Li Zicheng, and even the Qing Dynasty outside Shanhaiguan.

It is enough to show that these courtiers of the Ming Dynasty have no loyal ministers at all, they are rotten to the bone.

With anger, Chongzhen scattered the information collected by Jinyiwei to the city, and then handed over the mechanical Skynet to the side, letting it attack the officials.

"no problem!"

A smile appeared on the steel face of the Skynet robot, and then with a wave of his hand, a group of mechanical disaster robots flew into the capital with a nutrition warehouse, turning into butchers, cooking and canning all the officials of the Donglin Party.

You know, this time the mechanical Skynet didn't use anesthesia, it directly made the officials of the Donglin Party sweat profusely in pain, and passed out from the pain.

"Mechanical Skynet Messenger, can you continue to arrest the uprising thieves and corrupt people in our kingdom?
By the way, there are also Jurchens who are raging outside Shanhaiguan, and they are all arrested and canned! "

Chongzhen turned around and asked Mechanical Skynet seriously.

"Are you sure, after canning, I will bring them to the mechanical world."

"Okay, but when you are about to leave, I hope you can leave some robots behind, join the army, and handle government affairs!"

Chongzhen, who was a little greedy for the robot's ability, said this.

"No problem, absolutely no problem, I will even leave a tool clan to assist you in governing the world!"

The mechanical Skynet clattered its steel chest.