Villain: He was reversed by the legendary female general at the beginning

"Forget it, I don't have such martial arts skills, let me beat him up without anyone noticing."

Du Yuwei shook her head, she didn't feel sorry for Xiao Yan, but she really didn't have this ability.

"Well, that's a pity."

"Okay, come here, I want to sleep."

"oh oh."

Qin Lan put Lele in his arms gently into Du Yuwei's arms, then hurried over and put Chu He's head on her lap.

Chu Yunfei is slowly putting away the dark clouds, he has to do a full set of acting, and he can't fall short at the last moment.

Du Yuwei was playing with Lele, Chu Yunfei was slowly dispelling the dark clouds, and Qin Lan was gently massaging Chuhe's head.

Xiao Yan below was struggling to heal his injuries.

Strange things happen every year, especially this year!
He is really a fucking dog, he was beaten to the ground twice in one day for no reason, and now he has a bald head.

What made him even more aggrieved was that he couldn't find anyone to take revenge on!Could it be that every day!

He decided that if he builds a sect in the future, the name will be called the Ritian Gang!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Xiao Yan couldn't help but roared.

"I'll let you open your mouth and give you something fun."

Inside Noah's Ark, Chu He just got up and took a look at Xiao Yan, only to find that he was screaming up to the sky with his mouth open.

So without further ado, he took out a lump of sheep's excrement from the system for free, and then threw it into Xiao Yan's mouth with the added mana.

After finishing, Chuhe smiled with satisfaction, and didn't care about Xiao Yan's expression, because he couldn't guess what it was. He lay down again, turned over and buried his head between Qin Lan's thighs, while reaching out to hug him. Hold Qin Lan's waist.

"Oh, husband, can you lie down and sleep well, I feel so..."

Qin Lan said with a red face, she could clearly feel the hot air from Chuhe's mouth and nose, which made her a little sensitive.

"Isn't it just to run some water, just get used to it."

Chu He didn't move, and said in a muffled voice.

"You, forget it, you are not afraid of waking up with wet face, you can just sleep like this,"

"He would have liked that."

Chu Yunfei, who was still cleaning up the mess, glanced at Chuhe when he heard it, and then said with a smile.

"Sister Yunfei, does husband like to drink your water?"

"You'll know later whether he likes to drink water or not."

Chu Yunfei blushed and did not turn around, pretending to clean up seriously.

"Hmph, drown you." Seeing that Chuhe was still in the same posture, Qin Lan glared at him, and then whispered.

Xiao Yan's roar suddenly stopped, he felt something suddenly entered his mouth, and directly entered his stomach along his throat.

"Teacher, what did I put in my mouth just now? Is it sand?"

Xiao Yan asked quickly, he has just experienced two waves of disasters in a row, and he is very sensitive now.

Elder Dan felt it, and his expression suddenly became strange.

"Teacher, what is it? The sand shouldn't be this big!"

"Uh, it seems to be that."

"What is that?"

"It's monster feces."

Elder Dan said helplessly at last, and after he finished speaking, he closed his five senses. He knew that Xiao Yan would collapse again in a while.

"Ahhh! Thieves, you wait for me!"

When did Xiao Yan experience such a great humiliation, he raised his head and roared at the sky.

"push lightly!"

Suddenly something appeared on his face again, Xiao Yan's face turned dark, this time he could see clearly, it was the droppings of a bird in the sky!
He saw it when it fell, but because his legs were still unconscious and he couldn't dodge it, he could only turn his body slightly, but unexpectedly, he was still hit in the face.

"Ahhh! I can't take it anymore! Pfft...!"

Xiao Yan yelled crazily, and because of the two injuries, he didn't swallow the elixir and healed his wounds, coupled with the abnormal excitement, he yelled twice at the same time.

This time, his body finally couldn't bear his torture, and he vomited out a mouthful of blood.

At the same time, the body fell backwards, and the whole person was lying in the desert, his eyes were a little lost.

The first time he was beaten for no reason, his body was covered with bruises. If it weren't for the strange fire, he would have been seriously injured and lost the ability to move.

The second time I looked at the scenery, I was struck by lightning for some unknown reason. His legs were immediately crippled, his hair was gone, and he was even dyed a color all over his body.

He was not reconciled, very angry, roared to the sky, and then ate a mouthful of shit.

His heart broke down, he roared to the sky again, and his face was washed by shit.

He was hit one after another, and he didn't know how to take revenge. He was bullied by a monster even to vent his anger, and he could only watch helplessly as the monster flaunted its might and flew away!

Therefore, he completely collapsed, and his mood was broken, who can bear it!
[Ding, congratulations to the master for overfulfilling the task. The protagonist Xiao Yan was beaten by the master several times. He plundered 14 life points and rewarded the master with [-] life points. Currently Xiao Yan still has [-] life points, and the master is [-] Ten thousand seven thousand destiny value. 】

"Hmm~" Because of Chuhe's excited subconscious action, Qin Lan felt it instantly.

"Honey, what are you doing?"

"Don't worry, do it later."

Chu He squeezed Qin Lan's buttocks, and then asked the system.

"What's the situation, how did I ruin him?"

【Ding, the main character Xiao Yan's state of mind collapsed because of the master's continuous coquettish operations, so he overfulfilled the task. 】

"I just hit him a few times and he can't do it?"

【Ding, so far, yes. 】

Chuhe was a little surprised. Is the protagonist in such an unstable mood?It shouldn't be, generally speaking, no matter what kind of protagonist it is, as long as it's not the one that makes you speechless.

They all experienced a lot of setbacks and awakened under the ridicule and suppression of countless people. The state of mind is definitely leveraged.

"System, tell me specifically what's going on."

【Ding, it's like this...】

Then the system told Chu He the whole story, and the corner of Chu He's mouth couldn't help but twitch when he heard the last thing. I have to say, this Xiao Yan is really miserable.

"So, the culprit should be his master. After all, if his master didn't say it was that thing, wouldn't everything be gone?"

This is the pit apprentice, and the god assist of the last monster is the last straw that broke the camel's back.
Xiao Yan will not collapse if any link is missing, it can be said that everyone present is responsible!

If Xiao Yan didn't have the mood to look at the scenery when Chu Yunfei was thundering, he wouldn't have the contrast of being knocked down by the thunder, and naturally he wouldn't be too groggy, maybe he wouldn't roar up to the sky, and then be thrown out of the Chu River Take your chance.

In other words, Xiao Yan himself is also responsible.

Tsk tsk tsk, it's really interesting, it's really miserable, but why am I so happy?

This is the legend, is my happiness built on the pain of others?