Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

"boom!"

Hearing Jiang Chen's call, the World-Exterminating Flame and the Moral Brick all came to him, and stood in front of him aggressively.

The beautiful eyes of the woman in pink startled, and the smile on her pretty face became even brighter.

"Hey, the top fairy weapon, the divine fire of heaven and earth, not bad, little brother, my sister likes you even more."

As she spoke, she stretched out her small hand again, gently lifted Jiang Chen's chin, exhaled like blue, and smiled beautifully.

Jiang Chen: "..."

World Extinguishing Flame: "??"

Moral brick: "??"

Jiang Chen was speechless because of the woman's behavior, and the two were because they felt that Jiang Chen and the woman seemed to be flirting and cursing. You want to force us to eat dog food?

Slipping away, it is wrong to make a move or not to make a move, the wisest choice is to pretend not to see it.

Seeing the flames of exterminating the world and the bricks of morality return to his body at once, Jiang Chen couldn't scream no matter what, Jiang Chen was also extremely miserable.

No, he has no love in his life, this woman is his nemesis, what is his love for?

"Hey~, little brother, don't be like this, sister, my heart hurts so much." The woman in pink caressed his face, as if I would cry for you if you are not good.

"Sister, aunt, I was wrong, I dare not mess with you again, just please let me go."

Seeing that the woman was about to start performing again, Jiang Chen's mouth twitched fiercely, and he quickly squeezed out a polite yet graceful smile, and said.

It's a crime, it's even worse than when your cute little sister-in-law secretly gave you good morning in the morning, and then your beautiful wife found out...

He swears that when he sees this woman in the future, he will hide as far away as the sky is. If he can't hide, he must pretend not to see it. It is best to bring a wooden fish with him, and he will chant sutras when he sees this woman.

"Hmph, I don't understand style at all." The woman winked at him coquettishly, and immediately helped him untie the rope.

"boom!"

Jiang Chen fell to the ground hard, grinning in pain.

He remembered the last time he was so embarrassing, it was the last time.

"If there's nothing else, I'll leave first." Jiang Chen cupped his hands.

Immediately, without waiting for the woman to open her mouth, he directly used the magical power of "shrinking the ground into an inch", trying to escape from here as quickly as possible.

However, he hadn't run very far when he bumped into a woman's arms.

"groove!!"

Smelling this familiar fragrance, Jiang Chen naturally knew who he bumped into.

"Girl, as the saying goes, stay on top of things, so we can meet again in the future, don't bully people too much!" Jiang Chen gritted his teeth and snorted coldly.

If I really get angry, I can wear a five-meter-thick steel plate, so I ask you if you are afraid?
"You brat really doesn't know what's good and what's wrong. My sister loves your wounds and left you because she wants to apply medicine to you."

The woman in pink rolled her eyes at him, her tone was gentle and full of grievances, and Jiang Chen was dumbfounded by that look of wanting to cry, as if she had been abandoned by a heartless man.

Immediately afterwards, the woman sealed all his acupoints, and then the robe on his body disappeared...

……

After more than an hour, Erha searched for breath, and found Jiang Chen in the small courtyard, and found that this girl was lying on the grass basking in the sun, as if she was doubting life.

What made Erha even more dumbfounded was that this kid had nothing on his body. Judging by his expression, it seemed that he had received some serious blow.

"Hey, this is the consequence of having a heaven-defying appearance, and you will gradually get used to it in the future."

"I think back then, Lord Dog, I was captured by the two saintesses of the protoss, and I plowed the fields for hundreds of years..."

Erha lay down next to Jiang Chen, and comforted him in the tone of a dog who came here.

"Come on, I'm not as miserable as you. I was just seen by a woman, and I feel depressed."

Jiang Chen curled his lips, and immediately changed into a brand new white robe.

Tantai Mingyue, I have never finished with you, he viciously wrote down what happened today in his heart.

[Ding, the host is righteous, and he generously acted in times of crisis, saving the faces of countless talents in the Eastern Region. Congratulations, you have made a great contribution to the peace of the other world. 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the Gatling pistol has been officially upgraded to a machine gun, which doubles its power and has unlimited firepower. It can shoot and kill any enemy not higher than the host's level. 】

The system prompt sounded suddenly, Jiang Chen was stunned for a moment, and immediately felt even more depressed.

The broadcast of your system is delayed, right?What I did a few hours ago is only being broadcast now?

[Ding, the system just went to Tiandao for tea, and by the way, we talked about sponsorship matters. Tiandao is very willing, and promises to bring his good brother Taoist Tianbao to sponsor you next time. 】

[So the broadcast is a bit late, sorry *( )*]

"That's it, that's a good relationship." Jiang Chen was deeply moved when he heard that the system was seeking sponsorship for himself.

How could he blame her for such a system that stopped thinking about himself all the time?

Taking a casual glance at the Gatling machine gun placed in the system space, Jiang Chen's mood improved a lot.

"Let's go, I'm not in a good mood, let's talk to that boy Dongfang Ao first."

Jiang Chen lightly kicked Erha who was lazily lying on the lawn, and immediately left the small yard.

……

On the other side, in a luxurious palace in Yaxianju.

Dongfang Ao, Su Qianyue, Liu Binger and dozens of Liuli Immortal Palace disciples gathered here respectfully, as if they were waiting for something.

"Buzz!"

Suddenly, a sacred stone in front of them suddenly emitted a golden dazzling light, which made everyone unable to open their eyes.

When the light weakened a little, a holy phantom appeared on the high seat in the distance at some point.

I saw her wearing a phoenix crown and a phoenix robe, with a peerless appearance and a tall figure.

A simple look, but it seems to contain endless stars and charm, she seems to be the Empress of Nine Heavens, and anyone who sees her will have a kind of self-denial.

This is a peerless woman who combines strength and appearance, majesty and temperament.

"I'll see the Palace Master!"

"The throne of the palace master is unmatched in the world, unparalleled in the world."

The moment they saw the phantom, all the disciples of Glazed Immortal Palace knelt on one knee and saluted extremely respectfully.

This is the giant power in the Eastern Region, the current Palace Master of the Glazed Immortal Palace.

It is said that more than a hundred years ago, he had already proved the true immortality, and not long ago, he killed the ancestors of the two true fairylands and nine great perfections with one sword.

The horror of combat power has reached an unfathomable level.

"Don't be too polite."

"My real body will come to the Ancient Moon Dynasty tomorrow, and the idea incarnation came today mainly for two things."

The holy phantom waved his hand casually, and the Dao rhyme flowed, which was even more admirable.

"My lord, please order." Dongfang Ao and the others bowed their heads respectfully.

The holy phantom didn't talk nonsense, and immediately said loudly:
"The first thing is that before the real body of the palace comes, none of you should disturb Ye Qingxian's practice."

"The second thing is about the young master of the Slaying God Palace. Qianyue, you sent a letter back to Liuli Xiangong saying that the Heaven Slashing Sword appeared again and recognized a young man as its master. Is this true?"