Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

As night fell, Erha limped and returned to Yuxian Palace from the Queen's bedroom like a spring breeze.

But just as he entered the door with his front foot, there was a crying voice in his ear.

"Brother Dog, save me!"

"Suzaku?" Erha was taken aback for a moment, didn't this kid go home to arrange a wife?

Before he had time to think about it, he hurried to the backyard, and saw Suzaku was half buried in the soil, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was crying bitterly.

As soon as he saw him coming, he cried even more fiercely.

"Brother Dog, you must avenge my younger brother. Later, I will introduce all my more than 50 sisters-in-law to you."

The moment he saw Erha, Suzaku straightened his body, arrogantly, and cried and looked at the old hen where the old god was there, as if to say, my dog ​​brother is here, you wait for me.

"Snapped!"

But just as he straightened up, the old hen slapped his paw into the soil again, causing him to scream in pain.

"Hey, I think there must be some misunderstanding. How about giving Lord Dog and me a face and getting along peacefully?"

Seeing Suzaku being beaten so badly, Erha couldn't help coughing dryly, and said with a bit of scalp numbness.

To be honest, he was also very afraid of this old hen. The last time he vowed to come and supervise her laying two eggs, he was almost beaten to death.

In the end, it was he who said that it was Jiang Chen who liked to eat eggs, and one was not enough, so the old hen reluctantly agreed to lay two eggs a day.

Otherwise, his fate is probably similar to that of Suzaku.

But after hearing his words, the old hen was not moved at all, but gave him a cold look, as if to say, if you meddle in other people's business, you will be hammered together.

"..."

Erha was quite helpless, he also asked Jiang Chen about the origin of this old hen, Jiang Chen said that it seemed that he was picked up by the little princess with him back then.

He didn't know the specific situation.

Erha didn't feel that Jiang Chen was lying to him, because even he himself, the Heaven Swallowing Demon Emperor who once overthrew the entire fairy world, couldn't see anything special about the old hen.

But there is no way, people just can hang him.

Seeing that she was so shameless, Erha had no choice but to move Jiang Chen out, saying that Suzaku was Jiang Chen's younger brother just taken in outside, so the old hen gave up and walked into the chicken coop with the old god still.

Erha: "..."

Suzaku: "..."

Sure enough, the boss deserves to be the boss, Zhanlong Continent is full of sky, who sees Brother Chen not handing over cigarettes?

……

On the other side, there was that familiar evening sunset again, and that familiar endless ancient battlefield.

A petite skeleton just defeated an ancient god the size of a hill.

"Buzz!"

After the god was defeated, a cloud of gray-white gas slowly condensed.

The petite skeleton split it in half, devoured one half, and stored the other half in a jade pendant around her neck.

Suddenly, she seemed to have noticed something, and the two purple flames in her eye sockets swayed several times in a row, which seemed to show that she was not at peace in her heart.

Immediately, she was seen lightly stepping on a seven-colored flying sword, and flew directly into the distance.

……

At the same time, above the sky above the ancient battlefield of gods and demons, a cry of exclamation resounded through the sky.

"Damn it, why did you even send me the soul belt?"

Realizing that his whole body was teleported here by the God Demon Order, Jiang Chen panicked a lot in his heart.

This shouldn't be a surprise, right?He prayed inwardly.

But sometimes this person, once he gets unlucky, he will come to whatever he is afraid of.

No, just as he had this thought, a terrifying force appeared out of thin air, and then bound his whole body's spiritual power.

Not only that, but he found that he couldn't move his whole body.

"What am I..."

In Jiang Chen's heart, ten thousand wild horses galloped past. At this moment, he just wanted to sing a sentence: "Life is more than the present, why did my sister-in-law secretly kiss me on the mouth?" "

With a wave of spiritual power, he was like a meteorite, facing the ground with his feet in the sky, and smashed down hard on the ground.

Seeing that the speed was getting faster and faster, and his fame would be destroyed again, Jiang Chen slowly closed his eyes.

He said in his heart, "Anyway, brother's face has absolute defense, so just smash it, at most you will get covered in dirt, and nothing will happen." '

But when his face was [-] centimeters from the ground, his body stopped suddenly.

"..."

Jiang Chen immediately became messy in the wind. Until now, if he didn't know who was deliberately targeting him, then his life would be in vain.

"Chang Yin, can we still have fun?" Jiang Chen shouted helplessly.

The entire battlefield of gods and demons, the ancient gods and the ancient heavenly demons have all returned to silence, and the only one who can wake up is the little loli who was awakened by him as a weak person, Changyin?
"Hey, I obviously concealed my breath? How do you still know it's me?"

Not long after he finished speaking, a female voice like a silver bell came from a distance.

Immediately afterwards, a petite skeleton appeared in front of him in a flash.

It was the petite demon with two purple flames on its skull, Chang Yin!

"Grandma, can you untie the restraint on me first and then look after me? It's very uncomfortable for me to stand on my head like this."

Seeing that Changyin had been staring at him, and hadn't planned to help him untie the restraint for a long time, Jiang Chen suddenly felt numb.

"What does your discomfort have to do with me?" Chang Yin climbed up to a nearby rock and sat down, and said very seriously.

Seeing Changyin being so innocent and innocent, and Jiang Chen with impeccable psychological qualities, he couldn't help but turn dark.
He is sure that in ancient times, Chang Yin was definitely a black-bellied loli who was so angry that people would not pay for his life, with a breathable little padded jacket, the kind that could make people die in place with a single sentence.

But who is Jiang Chen?
He used to be a top man who won the titles of the National Youth Stay Up Night Competition, the National Bragging Contest, and the Strongest Talker for ten consecutive years.

He can chat awkwardly for three days and three nights when he catches a scam phone call, it's just too strong.

So facing Chang Yin's speechless speech, to him, it was just a small scene.

This little loli must be sulking. I haven't come to give her spiritual energy these few days.

So I saw this scene.

A young man dressed in white, looking like an exiled immortal, was looking at the sky at a 45-degree angle with melancholy eyes. He first sighed softly.

Then he said emotionally: "I once had a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until I lost it."

"If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl..."

"I love you!"

"It's a pity that God didn't give me a chance to do it again, so I'm making full preparations all the time, hoping that the next one will be my true love."

"Until I woke you up that day, I knew that my whole heart was captured by you, and I fell in love with you at first sight. For this reason, I can't sleep at night, I don't think about food and drink, and I am full of you all day long Get through the torment."

"Finally, today I mustered up the courage to confess all this to you, so please give me a chance?"

"Long tone~"