Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

"Snapped!"

Accompanied by that cold voice, Master Luo Tian was slapped hard.

The majestic power of the fairyland, without even a chance to fight back, was slapped and knocked out three front teeth.

"You..." Archmage Luo Tian was furious, his aura surged, and he was about to attack the sky.

It was just the next moment, when he saw the peerless and magnificent woman in pink in the sky.

He instantly knelt down on the ground with a pale face as if he had seen a god.

It can make the great mage of Xuankong Temple, the majestic fairyland Dzogchen powerhouse, fear like this, which shows the horror of this pink-clothed woman.

"Greetings...greetings to the Holy One." Grand Master Luo Tian put his hands on the ground, knelt on the ground trembling, not even daring to take a breath.

This scene directly shocked Jiang Chen beside him.

"Damn it, Big Sister is indeed a Big Sister. I'm convinced of this perfect appearance." Jiang Chen was really convinced.

At this moment, his admiration for Tantai Mingyue is like a torrential river, uninterrupted, it is simply "willing to be a lovebird in the sky, and a Lianli branch in the earth"...

As for more words of praise, we can only talk about it in the future.

Just as Master Luo Tian finished speaking, a terrifying force descended from the sky again, directly crushing the old monk's bones.

Even though he was covered in blood, the archmage didn't even dare to frown, and just accepted the punishment quietly.

Tantai Mingyue didn't stop until he was trembling all over and almost passed out.

She didn't even look at the archmage, but just smiled and came to Jiang Chen with her sexy waist twisted.

Immediately without saying a word, she just took him into her arms and blew into his ear with a blue breath.

Jiang Chen was numb, his little heart was beating non-stop, and his breathing became extremely rapid.

Especially the whole face was forcibly pressed against the beauty's chest, and the tangy fragrance was even more confusing.

He didn't know how to resist, and he didn't dare to resist, so he just honestly endured the 'pain' brought by the elder sister.

Humans are always about self-sacrifice, aren't they?

"Little brother, long time no see, do you miss my sister?"

"And the question my sister left you last time, do you know how to answer it now?"

Just as Jiang Chen gritted his teeth and insisted on rubbing back and forth in the beauty's arms, Tantai Mingyue's charming voice suddenly sounded.

Jiang Chen was taken aback, you asked me if I miss you?You hang me from a tree and beat me so much in my dreams, do you think about it?

But he only dared to complain about these words in his heart. If he really dared to say them, he could imagine that he would be dominated by this woman's whip for the rest of his life.

So he immediately squeezed out a charming smile, looked firmly into Tantai Mingyue's eyes and said:

"Since the elder sister left, I feel that my life has lost its luster, the sun is no longer warm, the air is no longer sweet..."

"I don't think about eating and drinking, and I can't sleep all night. In my dreams, I wish I could see you again, senior sister. Now that my wish has come true, I am really very happy."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Chen hugged Tantai Mingyue's slender waist tightly with both arms, and inhaled the charming fragrance, as if this was the only way he could express his longing for the elder sister.

Tantai Mingyue's delicate body froze suddenly as if she had been electrocuted, and a rosy blush appeared on that pretty face, which was disastrous to the country and the people, and even her breathing unavoidably accelerated a little.

"I didn't expect you to miss my sister and me so much. So, the answer to that question will definitely not disappoint my sister, right?"

Tantai Mingyue caressed his face with both hands, and looked at Jiang Chen happily.

question?what is the problem?
Jiang Chen was stunned, he didn't remember what problems Tantai Mingyue left him, what the hell?

It's over, if I let this violent woman know that I even forgot the question, will she be beaten to death on the spot?

For a moment, Jiang Chen only felt his scalp go numb, and he quickly flipped through every bit of his relationship with Tantai Mingyue...

Finally, when the beauty was about to run out of patience, Jiang Chen finally remembered what the problem was.

Wasn't it the last time when I lied to her that I would give everything for her in that small courtyard without people, and then when she was beaten, she asked her if she would like to have a romantic love with her sister that would last until death?

After understanding the crux of the problem, Jiang Chen was still a little hesitant. The elder sister is good at everything, no matter her status, appearance, figure, or cultivation talent, they are all top-notch.

But the only thing that terrified Jiang Chen was that this woman's mind was unpredictable, and if there was a disagreement, she would hit him up first, would she be able to stand it in the future?
While he was thinking, an extremely terrifying chill had already begun to spread.

Jiang Chen shook his body and kissed Tantai Mingyue's small mouth.

"No~"

Tantai Mingyue's face suddenly turned red with embarrassment, and she looked at Jiang Chen in surprise with her beautiful eyes. Obviously, she did not expect Jiang Chen to be so bold.

But in the end she still didn't push Jiang Chen away, and just let him take away her first kiss.

Erha: "..."

Archmage: "..."

At this moment, they have undoubtedly become the same camp, the single dog camp.

"Oh, the world is getting worse, and people's hearts are not old..." Erha, who was used to Jiang Chensao's manipulation, curled his lips and ran back to his room.

And it was the first time that Master Shengzun was so intimate with a man, Master Luo Tian's eyes almost fell out of shock.

"How is it possible that this person is also attracted to men?" The archmage was dumbfounded, the scene in front of him was even more unbelievable than the sun coming out from the west.

But after the shock, he was in deep despair again. This kid turned out to be the man whom the Holy Master admired, and just now he was brazen enough to accept him as his disciple?
Even forcibly suppressing him, wanting to shave or become a monk for him?

Thinking of this, the Great Master felt that he would probably be able to consummate his merits and virtues today, and go to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss to meet the Buddha.

On the other side, after Jiang Chen deeply kissed Tantai Mingyue's small mouth, he held her beautiful face in both hands, and said affectionately:

"Elder Sister, let's love each other sweetly, until death."

Tantai Mingyue blushed even more. She who was extremely strong in the past shyly hid in Jiang Chen's arms at this moment.

Not only that, she also put her pretty face on Jiang Chen's chest, and her fair little hands kept drawing circles on Jiang Chen's chest.

Thus, an extremely romantic and funny picture was formed.

On one side, there is a tragic scene of Dafa teachers and students who have nothing to love and are waiting to die.

On the other side, there is a sweet picture of Jiang Chen and Tantai Mingyue.

In this way, the time lasted for about a quarter of an hour before Jiang Chen suddenly remembered that there was still a large sum of money that he hadn't received.

"Oh, big sister, I suddenly felt that my chest was a little stuffy, as if I had a heart attack because I was persecuted by the great mage just now."

Jiang Chen hugged Tantai Mingyue, and said in a miserable voice.

Master Luo Tian: "..."

Or you'd better kill me...