Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

Hearing Qiankun Ding Qiling's firm answer, Jiang Chen felt numb.

But he still didn't give up and said, "I don't believe it, unless you scald your crotch with boiling water."

As soon as these words came out, the air became quiet and Qi Ling stopped crying.

Beigong Xian'er and Gu Fan also cast strange glances at him in surprise.

"Cough, just kidding, liven up the atmosphere."

"I, Jiang Chen, have always done things of love in the name of love. How could I be so cruel?" Jiang Chen said extremely seriously. Anyway, as long as I am not embarrassed, the one who is embarrassed is someone else.

Gu Fan rolled his eyes to express his doubts, but Qi Ling Lan'er was extremely happy.

"Hehehe, I knew that the young master is the best, and the young master will always be the most handsome and kind-hearted person in the world."

Jiang Chen felt ecstatic for a moment, and immediately said sternly:
"Well, I admire people like you who love to tell the truth the most. Forget it, you can follow my brother from now on."

After putting the Qiankun tripod into the storage ring, he turned around and looked at Gu Fan, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, panting heavily.

"Old man, it's all right, do you want me to help you look?" Jiang Chen was extremely worried, and before Gu Fan could speak, he directly fed a healing pill into the other party's mouth.

"Cough, cough, thank you for your righteousness, but this Qiankun cauldron..." Gu Fan coughed a few times, and then took the opportunity to grab Jiang Chen's arm, so tightly that he couldn't shake it off.

"This Qiankun cauldron has to choose me for life and death, and I can't help it."

Jiang Chen waved his hand helplessly. This man is handsome, and Immortal Qi insists on following him. What can he do?
But after he finished speaking, he found that Gu Fan still refused to let go, so he looked at him stubbornly, as if saying that he was wronged.

I don't care, even if you beat me to death today, I won't let you go.

"..."

"Let go quickly, or I will summon Erha." Jiang Chen twitched the corner of his mouth, and immediately said angrily.

"I don't..., without the Qiankun Cauldron, it would be impossible for this old man to defeat his opponent in the Alchemy Conference, to achieve the title of Alchemy Immortal, let alone to obtain the immortal inheritance of the Alchemy Pagoda."

"In this way, what's the point of my life? If I die, forget it, woo woo woo..."

Jiang Chen really wanted to beat this old man to death with one punch, so what does it matter to me if your dream can't come true?Immediately going up, Bangbang punched twice, making Gu Fan's nose fly.

But this bad old man is as stubborn as a dog's skin plaster, and he refuses to let go.

Even Beigong Xian'er couldn't stand it anymore. Although she respected Gu Fan as a master, she couldn't be so unreasonable.

Immediately holding the spirit sword, he went up to reason, but Gu Fan was full of snot and tears, holding Jiang Chen's hand tightly and not letting go.

What if the top powerhouses in the Eastern Territory could see that the aloof Master Gu Fangu would follow a mere fit kid so shamelessly?
Everyone's jaws will drop in shock. Countless beauties and patriarchs have approached you and you just ignore them, but now you are humbled like this?
Jiang Chen and Beigong Xian'er were very helpless in the end, you said that if it was someone else, they would just beat them up.

But this is the senior of the Temple of Slashing, the hammer will definitely not work.

In the end, it was Jiang Chen who agreed that he would replace Gu Fan to fight other masters during the Alchemy Conference, and then hand it over to Gu Fan after he got the inheritance of the alchemy tower.

The old man let go with a smile on his face, but he was also a very sensible person, and immediately gave half of the treasures worth trillions of spirit stones in his storage ring to Jiang Chen.

"Little friend, the alchemy conference will start in more than a month, don't forget it." Gu Fan held Jiang Chen's hand again, and said very solemnly.

He didn't ask, and even doubted whether Jiang Chen could make alchemy.

Because even if he is as proud as him, he still believes in the words of the heir to the Temple of Slaying God...

"Don't worry, old man. I, Jiang Chen, always like to help others and make contributions to the world. Since I promised you, I will never break my promise."

Jiang Chen took the storage ring awe-inspiringly, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said firmly.

Regarding love and justice, Brother Tiandao can definitely testify, because he was so touched that he was moved not once or twice, right?

In the end, with a smile on his face, Gu Fan tore apart the void and left.

After Jiang Chen happily ran over to kiss Beigong Xian'er, he also flew in the direction of Yuxian Palace.

"Bah, you shameless guy." Bei Gongxian'er stomped her feet shyly, and then disappeared into the sky in a flash.

On the other side, in Yuxian Palace!

The little lolita Ye Qingxian has already endured more than 30 lightning tribulations, and the awakening of the undead phoenix body has reached the most critical moment.

Empress Phoenix, Erha, Mozun Bochi, Niu Da, Niu Er and others all stood aside to protect her.

But the little girl doesn't seem to need them, because at the moment the little girl is angrily carrying her little coffin, chasing the lightning hammer everywhere.

"Hmph, damned little Chen, smelly little Chen, you promised to protect this princess, but you haven't been seen until now."

"You just wait for me, when this princess catches all these thunderbolts, I will bring them back and shock you every day, to see if you dare to go out to pick up girls."

"Wow, Xiao Dian, where are you running..."

Ye Qingxian was walking on short legs, wearing a sky blue fairy dress with wide sleeves, like a little angel, carrying a small coffin, chasing after the thunder and lightning.

And that Lei Dian, who was originally extremely ferocious, was all frightened and fled in a hurry when he saw the appearance of little loli as a female bandit.

How could she be crossing the thunder tribulation?This is obviously Lei Jie trying to save her.

"As expected, none of the women related to that kid is simple." Erha lay lazily in Ximenxue's arms, and murmured to himself.

As for Suzaku, it turned into a little sparrow, pecking Erha diligently, all because Erha signed a one-month service agreement that day when he was tricked.

"Hmph, I'm not envious at all."

"After I cultivate the Dao, become the ancient Vermilion Bird, and strengthen my waist a hundred times, I will come back and unseal my thirty beautiful daughters-in-law, hehe."

Seeing Erha lazily rubbing back and forth in the snow of Ximen, Suzaku suddenly missed his thirty wives.

But when he thought of Xiuxian Dao, his eyes became firm in an instant. The teacher Erha was so chic because he was so powerful.

And he finally managed to return to his ancestors for the second time thanks to the blessing of Jiang Chen's boss. He must cherish the opportunity and work hard to cultivate.

"jijiji..."

Thinking of this, Suzaku pecked harder, but because he was distracted just now, he pecked crookedly, and pecked at Erha's weakest place.

"Ow..."

With a strange cry, Erha jumped out of Ximenxue's arms with a whimper, and stared at Suzaku with bared teeth.

Although his defense can even carry immortal weapons, Suzaku has returned to his ancestors for the second time, and his sharp mouth is self-evident, and his defense is much weaker.

So being pecked hard by Suzaku, one can imagine the feeling.

"Cough, that...Brother Dog, I said I didn't do it on purpose, do you believe me?"