Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

"Damn it, swear to heaven?" Jiang Chen looked at Beigong Xian'er with a strange expression in his eyes.

Doesn't she know that Tiandao is my Jiang Chen's best brother?

"Don't dare? That means that what you said just now are all playing tricks on me?" Bei Gongxian'er's beautiful eyes lit up, and a terrifying chill began to emanate from her body.

As if as long as Jiang Chen dared to deceive her, she would dare to freeze Jiang Chen into ice in the next second.

Jiang Chen was startled, and immediately shook his head and said: "I think Xiao Xian'er, you have misunderstood something. You just tied your hands for your husband, so you can't swear an oath."

"Shut up, who... who allowed you to call me that?" Beigong Xian'er's pretty face blushed immediately when she heard this kid calling herself Xiao Xian'er ambiguously.

Since practicing, besides my best friend, Tantai Mingyue, has anyone ever called her that?
But then came the scene that made her even more shy. I saw Jiang Chen looking at the sky with an 'aggrieved' expression, and said in great disappointment:
"My husband called you a little fairy, and you reacted so violently, so love will disappear, right?"

After finishing speaking, his eyes were slightly red, and he was about to cry, as if he had been hit by a big blow, but he stubbornly raised his head, determined not to let the 'tears' fall.

That look that no one kissed and hugged her, she couldn't speak well, and Bei Gongxian'er was so angry that she stomped her feet fiercely.

"asshole!"

"Since you are so powerful, let me swear an oath to the Dao of Heaven now."

"If it is true, I will do everything according to you. If it is false, I will teach Mingyue a good lesson today."

Beigong Xian'er stomped her feet angrily, and immediately waved her plain hand, and the red rope tied to Jiang Chen's body returned to her hand again.

Being continuously taken advantage of by this guy verbally, she was so angry that she said such cruel words.

She didn't believe that Jiang Chen really dared to swear an oath to heaven and make fun of his own cultivation way.

Just the next moment, she was shocked to see that Jiang Chen looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and raised his hand to swear in an extremely serious manner.

"I, Jiang Chen, swear to the Dao of Heaven today. If I said a half-true lie before, I am willing to be punished by the heavens. I will fall into the Nine Netherworlds forever, fall into the Eighteenth Hell, and become an Asura."

Beigong Xian'er's face was panic-stricken, he... he really dared to swear an oath to heaven, doesn't that mean that the seal is true?
Is she really going to marry Jiang Chen?
But when she was in a daze, Jiang Chen ran over without hesitation, hugged her thigh, and kept rubbing his head.

"Wuuuu, I think I, Jiang Chen, have always been a lone swordsman, and I will marry a wife one day. I admit it."

"From now on, remember to be nice to me." Jiang Chen directly hugged her long legs, 'crying' sputteringly.

Bei Gongxian'er's face was ashamed and angry, she raised and lowered her little hand, her heart was in a mess, she didn't know what to do, so she could only let Jiang Chen hold her.

She has been cultivating immortals for thousands of years, and she has never even looked at a man directly, but now she is going to marry a little guy in a daze, no one can accept this.

Although Jiang Chen is majestic, like a banished immortal, with unsurpassed talent, terrifying background, and long-lasting endurance...

But at this moment, Bei Gongxian'er found that her warm little mouth was blocked by something.

Her tender body suddenly froze in place like an electric shock, and her mind went blank.

She... Did she have her first kiss?

"Little Xian'er, don't worry, my husband will definitely not let you down." After kissing Beigong Xian'er deeply, Jiang Chen hugged the princess directly, and picked her up from the ground.

Of course, he is a gentleman, so he will not take Beigong Xian'er to the room to practice advanced secret techniques as everyone thinks.

Instead, he hugged the blushing Beigong Xian'er, and slowly left the small courtyard.

Because just now, a terrifying aura emerged from the ground. It should be that the fairy artifact was born, and the place where it was born turned out to be near the Jade Immortal Palace.

Although after the previous several concerts and lectures, no one should dare to come to Yuxian Palace again, but he is still not at ease, so he has to go back quickly.

But before he left, he released the World-Exterminating Flame and burned this deserted small courtyard. He had experienced enough here, and I believe that the small courtyard would not want to see him again.

……

"Boom boom boom!"

At this moment, the vision of a fairy artifact being born in the back mountain of Jade Immortal Palace naturally alarmed countless super powerhouses.

This naturally included Xue Jiuyou, Nangong Lie and others.

At this moment, the two of them are drinking in a gazebo.

But just as Jiang Chen guessed, after the previous lectures, although they were fascinated by the fairy artifact, they were more self-aware.

"Sigh, the fairy artifact is good, but you have to be lucky to get it." Nangong Lie glanced at the vision on the mountain behind the Jade Immortal Palace, then looked back, and smiled lightly after drinking.

"Hmph, I didn't come here for the fairy weapon. When it is found out that the destruction of the Four Elephant Blood Fiend Formation is related to your Immortal Sword Sect, you will die."

Xue Jiuyou glanced at him coldly, and snorted softly while drinking.

He came to the Ancient Moon Dynasty this time to find out who was planning to destroy their blood temple. If the holy sword can be awakened, what is the fairy weapon?
"At this point, does it matter who destroyed the Four Elephant Blood Fiend Formation? Even if the large formation is not destroyed, with Jiang Chen around, how dare you sacrifice blood in the Blood Temple?" Nangong Lie curled his lips.

"You mean, instead of blaming the person who destroyed the formation, my Blood God Palace should thank him for saving my Blood God Palace's life?"

Xue Jiuyou stared at Nangong Lie fiercely, his whole body was filled with blood, as if he was about to fight if he didn't agree with each other.

"..."

Nangong Lie shrank his neck, damn it, I just told the truth, is there any need to scare me like this?

"Jiuyou, I really didn't mean that." Nangong Lie hurriedly poured Xue Jiuyou a glass of wine.

"Stop talking nonsense, I know that your Immortal Sword Sect did this, and I, Xue Jiuyou, am not unreasonable."

"High and low lose 1000 billion spirit stones, and this matter will be over."

Xue Jiuyou directly put the sword on Nangong Lie's neck, and reasoned with the other party seriously.

Teacher Erha said that the era of fighting and killing has passed, and now it is popular to move the world, to be a civilized person, to do civilized things, to convince people with virtue.

"..."

"This...you don't have any evidence yet, so it's not good to draw conclusions so early?" Nangong Lie said in a very depressed voice.

"Who said I have no evidence? Look at the sword on your neck, it is the best proof."

"Is there a problem?" Xue Jiuyou asked indifferently.

"No... no problem, isn't it just 1000 billion spirit stones? It's a trivial matter..." Nangong Lie resisted the urge to cry, and quickly squeezed out a smile that he thought was pretty.

1000 billion is really not much, really, it’s just his income for 500 years... woo woo woo...

After the IOU was issued and the oath of heaven was issued, Xue Jiuyou took the sword from Nangong Lie's neck away, and immediately made a bowl for him with iron on the spot.

"Brother Jiang Chen said, you must never take other people's things for nothing. I will give you this broken iron bowl. You can use it for food in the future."

Nangong Lie: "..."

Boom~, thank you so much, really... woo woo woo.

But at this moment, the sky suddenly shattered, and two extremely terrifying breaths descended from the void.

"Hahahaha, this fairy weapon belongs to my Luotian Sacred Sect."