Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

"Master, am I right?"

Xiao Ruoyu suddenly looked back and asked.

(.`)
"Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Looking at Xiao Ruoyu imitating what he did just now, he was speechless, so he had to squint his eyes to avoid embarrassment.

"Hey!! What the hell are you doing?"

Huang Pizi, who was held in Xiao Ruoyu's arms, had a black hair at this moment, looked at Xiao Ruoyu and Simu and gnashed his teeth and asked.

"Huh? No tricks, you're not a ghost. What are you? A yellow mouse? A little yellow dog?"

When Xiao Ruoyu heard the sound of the yellow leather in his arms, he held it in its creaky nest with both hands and lifted it up to study it carefully.

"I am your uncle!!"

Huang Pizi was very angry.

"My uncle? Scold me?"

Hearing what Huang Pizi said, Xiao Ruoyu was also a little unhappy. Now that you have fallen into my hands, are you still uneasy?
Thinking of this, Xiao Ruoyu grabbed its tail and threw it on the ground.

"boom!"

pick it up.

"boom!"

Smash it down.

"boom!"

pick it up.

━=( ) Huang Pizi: Bastard. You. Hohoho~~~~
=( ) Four Eyes: My slap is too violent
(*ΦωΦ*) Xiao Ruoyu: Hehe, it's pretty smooth.
╰ひ╯Tail: Let go of me!
"You bastard!! You're too much of a bully!!"

Feeling being attacked by Xiao Ruoyu, Huang Pizi suddenly felt humiliated, and stretched out a pair of short front paws to scratch Xiao Ruoyu frantically.

But because the wingspan is not enough, he can only do useless work.

"Pfft~"

Xiao Ruoyu popped out with one hand.

Huang Pizi felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

With just one click, the yellow-skinned mouse was almost killed.

^ж^
Huang Pizi suddenly felt struck by lightning.

After Xiao Ruoyu let go of the weasel's hand, the weasel fell to the ground with a "babble", with two short front paws covering its crotch, with a painful expression.

"Master, let's go, this yellow mouse is not as interesting as the big black mouse."

Xiao Ruoyu turned and left, looked at the weasel in pain on the ground with four eyes silently, then rang the guiding bell silently.

The master and apprentice went on the road again, their eyes were silent, and Xiao Ruoyu's paper money was floating all over the sky.

Only the silent night and the straightened yellow skin remain.
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A night of running around.

Early the next morning, Xiao Ruoyu and Si Mu finally arrived at their destination thatched cottage.

"Ruoyu, rest for a while, and you will arrive after you climb over this mountain."

Simu stopped and signaled Xiao Ruoyu to rest for a while before continuing on his way.

"Good master, I just need to pee."

Xiao Ruoyu agreed, and walked towards the grass beside him.

"Boom"

While Xiao Ruoyu was untying his belt, he vaguely heard a "rumbling" sound coming from nearby.

"Huh? A waterfall? Just thirsty."

Following the sound to search, Xiao Ruoyu found a pool of water.

"Uh, no, pee first."

Hearing the sound of the waterfall falling from the sky and hitting the water, Xiao Ruoyu suddenly felt the urge to urinate, untied his belt and began to release the water.

"Hey, master, should I go faster?"

Just as Xiao Ruoyu was enjoying releasing the water, a young man's voice came from the path not far behind him.

"Da da da da."

A series of footsteps came, and a young man with watermelon hair combed and two buckets on his shoulders was running towards Xiao Ruoyu quickly.

Xiao Ruoyu, who was focused on letting go, didn't care about the young man's arrival, and kept his head down and shook his gun intently.

"Eh?"

When the young man passed by Xiao Ruoyu, he felt that he had never seen this person before. In a remote place, it is difficult to see a stranger appearing, so he looked at Xiao Ruoyu who was draining the water out of instinct and curiosity.

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"Look at your uncle!"

Xiao Ruoyu stretched out a finger and thrust it backhand.

(;Д`)
"Oh my God!!!"

He only heard a scream from the young man, and the two buckets he was carrying were thrown to the ground with a bang.

He covered his eyes with his hands and fell to the ground.

Xiao Ruoyu pulled up his trousers and turned to look at the young man, but he didn't continue to embarrass him. He turned around and walked to the pool to drink some water, and then he was ready to go back to meet his eyes.

"Don't go! You want to run after poking my eyes?"

The young man resisted the stinging pain in his eyes, and shouted to Xiao Ruoyu with tears in his eyes.

"Don't let me go? What's wrong? Your eyes don't hurt anymore?"

Xiao Ruoyu stared at the young man condescendingly and asked.

"Don't think I'm afraid of you! I'm not afraid to tell you that I have two eyes like this!!"

Seeing that Xiao Ruoyu was domineering, the young man yelled at Xiao Ruoyu with his neck straightened in order not to be inferior to the other party in terms of momentum.

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"Oh, satisfy you."

Xiao Ruoyu tilted his head and thought for a while, then stretched out a finger to poke again.

"Ouch my eyes!!"

Just hearing Xiao Ruoyu's "poof", he hit the young man's other open eye again.

"Is there such a requirement?"

Xiao Ruoyu shook his head and withdrew his fingers, and wiped the young man's body smoothly, wiping off the gum on his fingers.

Finished.

Xiao Ruoyu turned and left regardless of the young man who was still howling.

"Ruoyu, why did you go? It took you so long to pee, why did you come back?"

The four eyes were already waiting impatiently at the same place, and when they saw Xiao Ruoyu came back, they asked Xiao Ruoyu directly.

"Ah, master, I'm going to pee, I met a psychopath and asked me to punch his eyes"

Xiao Ruoyu didn't take it seriously, and said to his four eyes with a relaxed expression.

"Crazy? Can you still meet people in such a remote place? Forget it, let's go back and say, let's go, we've rested long enough, let's go."

Simu thought for a few seconds after hearing Xiao Ruoyu's words, then shook his head and didn't care, but got up and prepared to continue on his way.

"Good master."

Xiao Ruoyu nodded in agreement, and the two packed their bags and continued on their way.

Near the foot of the mountain.

A faint thatched cottage came into Xiao Ruoyu's eyes.

"Hey, here we are. This is the place where the teacher lives. You also have a senior brother named Jia Le. I don't know how this bastard is doing at home these days. You go into the room and put down your things. Just send it to the side room."

Pointing to the thatched hut with four eyes, he explained to Xiao Ruoyu, probably because he was going home soon, and his words were much more relaxed.

Xiao Ruoyu immediately walked into the hut with a promise, and put the talisman paper and four-eyed bag on the table.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the yard.

"Old bald donkey! Who let you into my yard?"

"Simu, I'm not in the mood to argue with you. Take a look at Jiale. When Jiale and I were fetching water, someone hurt you. Qingqing, go back and get some medicine to apply to Jiale."

"Oh, I know Master."

After Xiao Ruoyu heard the voice from outside, he walked out of the cottage with a look of curiosity.

But when Xiao Ruoyu walked out of the cottage.

I saw the young man before was surrounded by a monk and four eyes to check his eyes.

And the young man named Jia Le barely opened his eyes.

But the moment Jiale saw Xiao Ruoyu.

(;Д`)
"Master! It's him!! It's him who punched my eyes!!"

Jia Le pointed at Xiao Ruoyu and shouted loudly.

After hearing Jiale's words, Simu and the great monk turned their heads to look in the direction of Jiale's finger.

I saw Xiao Ruoyu standing there with an innocent face, while his four eyes turned to look at Jiale with tears in his eyes.

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"Jia Le, don't talk about you, Master also got punched in the eyes by him."
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Ps: Today's third watch is over, and the masters are more happy to watch.

mwah! (╰╯‵)