Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

"So weird? But that's right, the general summoning magic just lends our power to the caster himself, but today I was summoned by a true spirit, it's really unbelievable!"

The old man attached to Xiao Ruoyu's body looked thoughtful and shocked, and then closed his eyes as if he was searching for something.

Not for a while.

I saw Xiao Ruoyu's body shaking wildly, and then opened his eyes with difficulty, showing boundless shock in his eyes.

"Fengjiao. Remember. Receive. Four eyes please. Curse."

Following the intermittent words, Xiao Ruoyu suddenly went limp, and fell back on the chair without moving.

"puff."

Just as the true spirit attached to Xiao Ruoyu dissipated, Uncle Jiu, as the caster, also spewed out a mouthful of blood mist.

"Uncle Nine!"

"Master!!"

"Uncle Jiu, are you okay?"

Seeing Uncle Jiu vomiting blood, everyone rushed forward to support Uncle Jiu.

"I'm fine, it's just backfired by the spell."

Surrounded by everyone, Uncle Jiu reached out to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, shook his head and said.

"Whoa~!"

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Right now.

Xiao Ruoyu, who was still in a coma before, suddenly jumped up from the chair with a "whoosh", stepped on the chair, and uttered a strange scale.

Everyone was startled by Xiao Ruoyu's strange pronunciation and sudden movement, and they all turned to look at Xiao Ruoyu.

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I saw Xiao Ruoyu standing on the chair, stretching out his hands and pointing at the group of people surrounded by Uncle Jiu, singing loudly, "You say your mouth beep, beep beep, beep beep~~"

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The group's faces were dumbfounded.

After singing, Xiao Ruoyu didn't care about everyone's reaction, jumped off the chair, rushed towards Xiaoqiang.

Coming to Xiaoqiang's side, Xiao Ruoyu squatted down, staring at Xiaoqiang's pants.

"What are you doing?!"

Xiaoqiang was taken aback by Xiao Ruoyu's sudden movement, covered his crotch and kept backing away.

"Yo huh? Crotch-covering pie?"

Xiao Ruoyu opened his mouth and said in surprise.

"I am the Maoshan faction!!"

Xiaoqiang gritted his teeth and looked at Xiao Ruoyu. If he couldn't beat him, Xiaoqiang wished he could rub Xiao Ruoyu on the ground right now.

"Oh! Then do you have monkey rubber bands?"

Xiao Ruo smiled foolishly, and asked Xiao Xiang.

"What do you want that thing for?"

Xiaoqiang asked Xiao Ruoyu cautiously.

"Hey, hit your glass."

Xiao Ruoyu smiled innocently, and stretched out his sinful hands to Xiaoqiang's pants.

Xiaoqiang desperately protected his pants to prevent Xiao Ruoyu from succeeding, but with Xiao Ruoyu's strength, Xiaoqiang had no chance to resist at all.

After a while, Xiao Ruoyu "teared off" Xiaoqiang's pants abruptly.

After that, Xiao Ruoyu rummaged through Xiaoqiang's pants, but found no trace of the monkey rubber band at all.

"It's not fun, here you are."

After Xiao Ruoyu threw back the trousers that had been torn into strips to Xiaoqiang, he went to the yard to play with the wooden car from before.

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"Master, it's too bullying."

Xiao Qiang wanted to cry but had no tears, he tightly held onto the cloth that Xiao Ruoyu threw back to protect his chest, his pair of big white legs were particularly conspicuous in this night.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid!"

Accompanied by the sound of "jingling bells", suddenly there was a shout on the road outside the gate of Yizhuang.

The shouting was not loud, but it gradually became clear, and it seemed that they were constantly approaching Yizhuang.

"The Yin people go on the road, and the Yang people avoid it! Brothers, we are almost there, and we can finally rest our feet."

As the sound moved from far to near, a man's voice was heard outside the gate of Yizhuang in a short while.

"Ah Qiang, go and open the door, your four-eyed uncle is here."

Uncle Jiu, who had been silent all this time, covered his chest and said to Xiaoqiang who showed a pair of white legs.

"Oh"

Xiaoqiang responded eagerly with Ai Ai, the cloth strip in his hand was still tightly held in his hand and refused to let go.

"crunch"

The door opens.

A middle-aged Taoist priest wearing thick glasses and a yellow Taoist robe just came to the door.

"Hey? Xiaoqiang, why do you look like this? Where's your master? I didn't bother you, master and apprentice, did I?"

Seeing Xiaoqiang's appearance, Taoist Simu couldn't help but complain.

"Uncle Four Eyes, the master is inside, but the master was injured a little, so he didn't come out to pick you up."

Xiaoqiang held the torn pants aggrievedly, pouted and looked around.

"What? Brother was injured? Is it serious?"

When the four eyes heard that Uncle Jiu was injured, they immediately became nervous.

"It shouldn't be a big deal. The master said it was a backlash from the spell. Uncle, you can come in first and talk about it later."

Xiaoqiang opened the two wooden gates of Yizhuang. When Xiaoqiang pushed all the wooden doors open, everyone saw a group of zombies standing behind the gate! !

Dozens of zombies dressed in official uniforms of the Qing Dynasty and with purple complexions stood neatly in place. Each zombie had a piece of yellow talisman paper attached to its head, making it look extraordinarily intrusive in this night.

"Ah! Zombies!!"

"That. I. My mother has a second child, so I'm leaving first."

"My mother gave birth to a second child, so I'm leaving too."

"Why the hell are you going to give birth to a second child?"

"How can I live without me?"

After seeing the zombie behind the four-eyed Taoist priest, everyone scattered in fright, one by one looking for a reason to leave.

When passing outside the gate, he also carefully turned his body sideways to stay away from the group of zombies as much as possible, and then ran wildly, as if borrowing two more legs was not enough for them.

But the people in the security team were afraid, but there was one person who was not.

That is Xiao Ruoyu.

After Xiao Ruoyu, who was playing with the car, saw the zombie, he suddenly remembered the one he had killed before, and immediately became interested again.

I saw Xiao Ruoyu staring at the group of quiet zombies with glowing eyes, with an inexplicable smile on his lips, getting up and walking towards them step by step.

"Okay, okay, go in first, come on! All guests, jump!"

Seeing the crowd leave, he shook his head with four eyes curled up, picked up the bell in his hand and shook it a few times, and then walked into the Yizhuang.

With the movement of the four eyes, the group of quiet zombies stretched their arms in front of their chests in unison. When the bell rang, they all jumped forward as if they had received some order.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Ruoyu became even more interested.

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"Hey! It's fun to play with stuff!"

Xiao Ruoyu walked up to the zombies, put his face close to the face of one of the zombies and looked at it with glowing eyes, then reached out and went straight to grab the talisman paper on the zombie's head.

Regarding these, the four-eyed priest who was still ringing the bell in front of him still didn't know.
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Ps: After the update yesterday, I went out to play games all night with my friends, but when I came home at [-] o’clock in the morning, I found that the key was not with me, so I went back to the Internet cafe, but I couldn’t find it. on the bed.
I used a bamboo pole from the neighbor's house to open the window to poke the key, trying to insert it into the keychain to pick it out, but the result was...
"Crash" and fell under the bed. Damn me! ! ! !

In the end, I was helpless. I ran to my grandfather’s house to stay all morning, and then called my mother and queen. The old lady arrived by car at 09:30. I took the key and went home. It was already 11 o’clock.
I slept all afternoon, to be honest, I really doubt that I am guilty of Tai Sui these days! ! !

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vicissitudes.