Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

After Luo Shixin finished speaking, he turned his head and ran towards the barracks.

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"Come on! Brothers who are fine, come with me!"

Luo Shixin stood at the gate of the barracks and shouted into the barracks.

Since Luo Shixin is the younger brother of Marshal Qin Qiong of Wagang Village, he also has some prestige in Wagang Village.

Coupled with Qin Qiong's prestige in the army, Luo Shixin shouted more than 1 people with this voice.

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"Hey, go! Go pee with me!"

Looking at the tens of thousands of people in front of him, Luo Shixin smiled foolishly, waved his hand fiercely, and shouted boldly.

Come to the top of the burrow.

These 1 people densely surrounded the cave.

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"See those two will-o'-the-wisps? Pee on me!"

Luo Shixin stretched out his hand, pointed at the will-o'-the-wisps that were still running around in the cave, and shouted vigorously.

After hearing Luo Shixin's words, everyone at the scene looked at each other, you looked at me, I looked at you, but no one moved.

Seeing that no one moved, Luo Shixin scratched his head.

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"Whoever doesn't urinate, I'll beat him up! Everyone line up for me and take turns peeing!"

Luo Shixin stretched out his arms, exposing his gnarled muscles, and shouted loudly at the soldiers.

All of a sudden, this group of soldiers was frightened.

They knew Luo Shixin's bravery.

Anyone who heard that he didn't urinate would be beaten.

All of a sudden, everyone started to unbutton their belts.

Some rowed farther back, and even unbuttoned their trouser belts early, and looked in anxiously holding their guns with their feet up, wanting to finish their work and go back as soon as possible.

For a while, above the cave, only the sound of rattling and rattling could be heard endlessly.

Everyone maintained an absolute tacit understanding. You just peed and I appeared on the stage, and for a while it was surprisingly harmonious.

And in the cave.

Cheng Yaojin was extremely happy at this time.

Because the two fires on his feet could not be extinguished, at this moment, rain suddenly fell from the sky, Lao Cheng lay down on the ground, raised his feet high, and stretched out to meet the water line falling from the sky .

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"Ahahaha, my old Cheng deserves to be the man of destiny. The name of the emperor is not in vain. God can't bear to see my old Cheng being bullied. He sent down the rain to rescue me, but why does this water smell like urine? Where is the son?"

Cheng Yaojin, who has been troubled by the flames on his feet, never noticed the voice that Luo Shixin yelled before, and never thought it was urine.

But Li Yuanba listened sincerely.

Before Luo Shixin's voice, "I'll beat anyone who doesn't pee," he really heard it.

Hiding under a rock wall, Li Yuanba looked at Cheng Yaojin who was dancing in the rain of urine in disbelief. This scene directly overturned his worldview.

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"Naughty old Cheng really knows how to do it, look at it now, hey! I can't stop it at all! I want to throw up when I see Lao Cheng's happiness."

Li Yuanba looked at the figure wriggling in the urine like rain after a long drought, and felt very uncomfortable in his stomach for a while.

With the efforts of more than [-] people, the flame on Lao Cheng's feet did not know when it was extinguished.

But Lao Cheng still danced happily.

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Just refer to Stephen Chow's movie "God of Cookery" in which Lee Shau-kee dances gracefully by the sea wearing a white gauze. After the absurdity, it will give people a sense of emptiness in life, or the youth lost in the sunset like Wang Dahammer.

To be honest, Li Yuanba is really a small butt today, his eyes were opened.

He has seen people who eat Baijia rice, but he has never seen people who take Wanjia baths, and they still use that kind of bath, and he doesn't know if any of the more than 1 people get angry, how strong is that smell?

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"Okay! Finally put out the will-o'-the-wisps. It must be that some of you are peeing from boys, true spirits, hehehe."

When Luo Shixin saw that the will-o'-the-wisp under the cave had gone out, he immediately put on a smiling face and waved his hands, causing the 1 people to disperse.

After finishing this matter, Luo Shixin suddenly remembered that he and Li Yuanba were still playing hide-and-seek, and after confirming that the will-o’-the-wisp had been completely extinguished in the cave, Luo Shixin clapped his hands, and jumped up and down to find other places. Their tracks went.

And at this time in the cave.

Because too many people urinated, the accumulated water, no, the accumulated urine had spread to the side of the stone platform where Li Yuanba was standing.

Cheng Yaojin, on the other hand, was swimming happily in the sudden rain, and occasionally took a plunge, played a backstroke or something, and sometimes even took a sip of water on purpose, and then spouted water like a whale. Spit it out, and spray the water to Lao Gao, with a very happy expression.

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"There is a sky beyond the sky. There are people beyond people."

When Li Yuanba saw this scene, he couldn't help but admire him, and sighed in a low voice from the bottom of his heart.

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"What are you muttering about? Come quickly? The divine water from the sky might have some miraculous effect! Come and swim together, what if it can prolong your life?"

Cheng Yaojin waved his arms violently as he wandered in the water while greeting Li Yuanba who was standing on the high platform.

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"No, no, I don't know how to water"

Li Yuanba bit the bullet and refused, he didn't dare to say it was urine, he was afraid Cheng Yaojin couldn't stand it and drowned himself on the spot.

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"I really don't enjoy it!"

Cheng Yaojin was still swimming in his own way, with an abnormal expression of enjoyment.

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"I slot."

Li Yuanba just wanted to explain, but when the words came to his lips, he was startled by Cheng Yaojin's next actions.

Cheng Yaojin took a sharp breath, then plunged into the water and disappeared.

Not for a while.

Cheng Yaojin showed his head beside the stone platform.

The moment he came out of the water, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Li Yuanba's trousers, and then exerted all his strength to pull Li Yuanba into the water.

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"Give me up!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Li Yuanba felt the pull on his trouser legs, and suddenly wanted to cry, but when he thought of Cheng Yaojin's urine-stained hand holding him, Li Yuanba couldn't help but want to kill.

Li Yuanba stretched out his foot and kicked Cheng Yaojin's face, who was still smiling and pulling Li Yuanba's trousers.

"crack"

This kick directly kicked Cheng Yaojin back into the water.

Cheng Yaojin, who was still smiling, was caught off guard and submerged below the water level before he even had time to close his mouth.

"Grumble~"

A series of bubbles gurgled back up.

It can be seen that Cheng Yaojin should have drunk a lot this time.
"crash"

Cheng Yaojin got out of the water.

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"I'm just kidding with you, you're going to kill me!! I'm Gululu, you Gululu, Dudu, help Gulululu~~~"

Halfway through Cheng Yaojin's words, Li Yuanba stretched out his foot again, stepped on Cheng Yaojin's face, and directly stepped his head into the water again.

Another series of bubbles came out with the sound of grunting, reflecting Li Yuanba's extremely dark and furious face, which was extraordinarily weird.