Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

Xiao Ruoyu, who ran out of the hospital, still carried the bag that Dr. Bai asked him to deliver to Sun Xiaojiao.

At this moment, he only remembered the word "run away", and the rest was forgotten by him.

"Thirteen, we are rich, so we can eat well tonight!"

Xiao Ruoyu said silently to Yin Shisan while running.

"What to eat?"

Yin Shisan was instantly aroused by Xiao Ruoyu's words, "It's delicious."

"Let's eat lobster!"

Xiao Ruoyu looked at the seafood market not far in front of him, and recently grinned to the base of his ears, a trace of crystal liquid flowed down the corner of his mouth.

"Fuck~"

Xiao Ruoyu took a deep breath of saliva from the corner of his mouth, and then strode into the seafood market.

enter the market.

An assortment of fresh seafood comes into view.

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"This crab really wants to bark!! King crab!! Yay!! What is this? This crab looks so good, bark?"

Xiao Ruoyu was lying in front of a glass tank in front of a seafood shop, looking at the various seafood inside, his mouth was already drooling.

"Little brother, what do you want to buy?"

Seeing Xiao Ruoyu's foodie look, the owner of the shop was immediately convinced that the order was secured!
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"Boss, I want a lobster!"

Xiao Ruoyu looked up at the fat boss, and said excitedly.

"We have Qinglong, Bolong, and Aolong here, which one do you see?"

The boss introduced to Xiao Ruoyu.

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"This, this, this long is delicious!"

Xiao Ruoyu pointed to a lobster in the glass tank in front of him, and said to the boss.

"Oh? Okay, this is an Aolong, about three catties, and the price is now 360 yuan per catty."

The boss saw Xiao Ruoyu pointing at the Australian dragon, and he told Xiao Ruoyu the price.

After all, the price of more than 300 yuan per catty often discourages many people, so the boss did not go to fish for lobsters immediately, but confirmed it to Xiao Ruoyu.

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"That's right, that's what I want, this lobster!"

Xiao Ruoyu nodded cheerfully, and confirmed to the boss.

"Okay, I'll put it on for you."

Seeing that Xiao Ruoyu didn't hesitate, the boss smiled and put it in a bag for Xiao Ruoyu.

Xiao Ruoyu took the lobster, handed the money for the lobster to the boss, and turned around to leave.

"Little brother, if you go back and do it yourself, don't forget to urinate! It won't taste good if you don't urinate!"

Seeing Xiao Ruoyu leaving, the boss suddenly stopped Xiao Ruoyu and reminded him kindly.

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"Let's pee?"

Xiao Ruoyu brought the bag in front of him, looked at it carefully, and then at the boss, feeling a little unsure in his heart.

"Old Xiao, what are you eating, and you have to pee in it? Is that thing edible?"

Yin Shisan's voice sounded at the right time.

Xiao Ruoyu also felt that what Yin Shisan said made sense, so he asked the boss.

"That. How much is it?"

Xiao Ruoyu blinked and asked the fat boss.

"Put them all in, as much as you have, not all of them that are not tasty."

The fat boss scratched the back of his head. He was a little confused about Xiao Ruoyu's question. Is there any difference between urinating the lobster and not urinating?
After Xiao Ruoyu heard what the boss said, he felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten shit.

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". How much do you put in? Okay, I...I see."

Xiao Ruoyu froze for a moment, as if he had made up his mind, he nodded fiercely at the fat boss.

Then he turned and left, heading towards home.

"Old Xiao, I don't want to eat it!"

Yin Shisan was in Xiao Ruoyu's heart for a long time, thinking of having to urinate after eating something, he felt uncomfortable.

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"Oh, look at you, it's a big deal to let you pee."

After Xiao Ruoyu heard Yin Shisan's words, he thought that Yin Shisan was afraid that he would release his urine and would not want to eat it, so he said generously to Yin Shisan.

"I won't eat anyone's urine!!!!"

Yin Shisan refused again.

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"If you don't eat it, I will eat it if you don't eat it, hum! But you have to do me a favor."

Xiao Ruoyu heard the decisiveness in Yin Shisan's words, so he also gave up the idea of ​​letting him eat together.

"What's the matter? I can't help you try it!"

Yin Shisan asked cautiously.

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"It's not a taste test. The boss said just now, put in as much urine as you want. I'm afraid I don't have enough, so you can lend me some."

Xiao Ruoyu said to Yin Shisan with some embarrassment.

".Okay, I'll watch you eat!"

Yin Shisan was speechless for a while, and finally agreed to Xiao Ruoyu's request decisively.

After living for so long, I have seen people who borrow money, people who borrow things, and this is the first time I have seen people who borrow urine to make food.

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"Then it's settled!"

Xiao Ruoyu was very happy, and he was very satisfied with Yin Shisan's generosity.

All the way back home happily.

Xiao Ruoyu couldn't wait to wash the lobster clean.

Subsequently
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"emmm"

Xiao Ruoyu and Yin Shisan squatted together in front of the bathroom door, and they were staring at an iron basin not far in front of them in a daze.

( . ) Yin Thirteen: Old Xiao, is it really peeing?

(ˇˇ) Xiao Ruoyu: The lobster seller says it’s not tasty if you don’t pee
( . ) Yin Shisan: But thinking about it makes me unbearable.
(ˇˇ) Xiao Ruoyu: So what should we do?
( . ) Yin Shisan: No way, let's put less?
(ˇˇ) Xiao Ruoyu: Hmm. Let it be yours or mine?

( . ) Yin Thirteen: I feel uncomfortable when I think of other people drinking my urine. Anyway, I don’t eat it, so let yourself go.
(ˇˇ) Xiao Ruoyu: Okay, then let me go!
After the two finished speaking, Xiao Ruoyu stood up and urinated in the basin.

"呲呲呲~"

There was a sound of water.

Xiao Ruoyu trembled all over, and then his body trembled a few times involuntarily.

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"Old Xiao, you really eat it?"

Yin Shisan couldn't believe it, seeing Xiao Ruoyu really began to urinate into the iron basin, he couldn't accept it for a while.

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"Hey, I don't despise myself."

Xiao Ruoyu glanced at Yin Shisan who couldn't believe it, and a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then he covered it up, and said to Yin Shisan indifferently.