Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

Konoha.

"Ahahahahaha~"

Naruto, already seven years old, was running away with a bucket of paint in his hand, laughing.

Behind him, two ninjas in Chunin costumes were chasing after Naruto frantically.

"Uzumaki Naruto!! Are you not afraid of God's punishment for doing this kind of thing?"

"Naruto! I will never let you go today!!!"

The two roared loudly while chasing Naruto.

"You guys are too long-winded!! Am I just painting makeup for a few statues on Hokage Rock?"

Naruto leaped high and ran directly to the roofs of nearby street buildings.

"Hokage-sama!! Midai-sama!! It's not good! It's not good!!"

At this moment in the Hokage Building, Hiruzaru Sarutobi was writing calligraphy with a brush when a loud noise came from outside the office door.

"What's the matter? I'm frizzy, is there something wrong with Naruto?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi heard the voice of the person coming, and asked without turning his head.

"Yes! Uzumaki Naruto Uzumaki Naruto has graffitied all the Hokage statues on Hokage Rock."

When the visitor heard Sarutobi Hiruzen's words, his head nodded rapidly.

Hearing the affirmation from the visitor, Hiruzaru Sarutobi took a mouthful of the cigarette helplessly, and then let it out deeply, with a rather helpless expression.

On the other side, Naruto was still running on the roof of the building being chased by two Chunin.

Naruto was looking smug at this moment, and the two Chunin behind him were also chasing after him.

Sudden.

"Hey! Naruto!! Don't go there!! The house over there is going to be repaired recently, be careful of falling down!"

Among the two Chunin who were chasing Naruto, an older ninja saw Naruto suddenly turning and running to the area where the house was being repaired, and immediately reminded him.

But as his voice fell, Naruto fell from the roof with a "bang".

Just because Naruto has arrived at the housing renovation area he said at this time, because the person behind him suddenly opened his mouth, and when Naruto turned his head to look, he stepped on a broken roof. , and fell from the roof in an instant.

But as Naruto fell, the two people behind him did not hear the muffled sound of the heavy object falling to the ground, but a "plop", as if something had fallen into the water.

(mouth)√

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The screams from Naruto's voice at this time were extremely weird, which made the two who were chasing Naruto somewhat puzzled.

The two came to the hole where Naruto fell and looked down.

(д;) Ninja 1: Fuck.
=( ) Ninja 2: It's over.
I saw Naruto was soaking in the latrine at this time, the light yellow soup had completely submerged Naruto, leaving only two arms waving above the yellow soup.

(*゜Д゜)

"Quick! Take the rope and pull him out!"

Among the two, the older Chunin immediately said to the other person beside him.

Hearing the shout, another person beside him immediately picked up the rope on the ground beside him and slid it into the latrine.

Naruto kept waving his hands, and when he touched the hemp rope handed over by the two, he held it firmly in his hands as if he had caught a life-saving straw.

With the efforts of the two of them, Naruto, who was covered in excrement-yellow soup, was pulled out of the latrine.

And Naruto is already full at this time. From the mouth, nose, ears, everywhere is flowing out
A burst of unpleasant stench emanated from Naruto's body, making the two Zhongren couldn't help but back away.

(mouth)

"Ahh! I'm going to kill you!! It's all of you!!! It's all of you!!"

Naruto rushed towards the two while crying, the hemp rope in his hand was still tightly held by Naruto.

=( (д;)

"Fuck! Don't come here!!"

Seeing Naruto rushing towards them, the two immediately turned and ran, more than twice as fast as when chasing Naruto before.

Seeing the two running farther and farther, Naruto's speed couldn't keep up with them at all.

When he was helpless, Naruto suddenly saw the hemp rope that he had been holding in his hand.

Roaring, screaming.

Naruto's arm was strong, and after the hemp rope in his hand was rubbed on his body a few times, he swung it wildly on his head.

The hemp rope that was stained with feces was whipped out of a phantom above the head, and the soup was thrown everywhere by the force of the swing.

At this time, Naruto ran all the way, and everywhere he passed was yellow water droplets.

In this way, Naruto chased and killed the two desperate Chunin all the way from the housing renovation area to the crowded place.

Wherever he went, all the people who saw Naruto's appearance, everyone dodged one after another.

After Konoha Anbe and the police force in the village, who noticed the chaos, came to the scene, they also changed their colors when they saw this scene.

The streets that were originally densely populated instantly became extremely wide.

All the people at the scene were dumbfounded. Some of them were splashed by the dung water thrown out by the hemp rope, and they had already started to vomit wildly. Chance.

What's more, as a ninja, he was treated like this by a child. Looking at the dung all over his body, he gritted his teeth against the dung and rushed towards Naruto to beat him.

But as soon as he ran three meters away from Naruto, seeing Naruto covered in soup and the rounded hemp rope in his hand, the courage he had to muster disappeared instantly.

I can't make up my mind to fight Naruto in close quarters.

Naruto is like a sage of the Six Paths alive at this time, running around the village crazily, chasing and chasing everyone he sees.

The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen rushed to the scene at this time, and ordered the Anbu members on the scene to step forward immediately to stop Naruto's actions.

But at this time, Anbu couldn't even hide, and didn't dare to go forward.

At this time, Naruto is like entering a land without people, and the gods and ghosts will change wherever he passes.

There are no humans or animals within a radius of five meters.

Suddenly hearing Sarutobi Hiruzen's voice, Naruto's eyes were burning with anger, and he rushed towards Sarutobi Hiruzen while turning the hemp rope.

Σ (﹏≡﹏)

"Hey! Hey! Don't run!!"

Seeing Naruto rushing towards him, Hiruza Sarutobi felt his scalp go numb, and felt that all the ninjas standing behind him had fled away, and his heart began to feel a little furious.

Naruto saw all the ninjas running away behind Hiruzen Sarutobi, and rushed towards Hiruzaru Sarutobi with a smirk, the hemp rope in his hand became even more joyful.

But I felt that there was not much soup in the hemp rope in my hand.

While running, Naruto touched the hemp rope to his body again, and then continued to rush towards Hiruzaru Sarutobi crazily.

(mouth) (д)

"Naruto! Stop! Stop chasing me!!!"

"Impossible!! Old man! I will defeat you today! Hokage, it's mine!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was also a little panicked at this time.

Subconsciously ran to the place where the crowd gathered, probably also had great expectations for Konoha's ninjas.

But when everyone saw Sarutobi Hiruzen rushing towards him with Naruto, who was waving shit soup, everyone panicked.

In the absence of any organization, subconsciously, everyone turned around and began to flee frantically.

For a while, the whole Konoha was extremely lively.

A child who has just entered the ninja school, is chasing and killing all the strongest ninjas in the ninja world with one rope and one rope.

Thick smoke billowed ahead, and the crowd fled frantically.

One person and one rope in the rear, chasing frantically.

one person!
Slaughter the village!