Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

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"Hey, forget it, leave him alone, I'm going to start~"

Sun Dazhi thought for a while and couldn't figure out who called him, so he immediately gave up the idea of ​​continuing to think, turned over and started playing hide-and-seek with a group of friends.



"The forehead is a tree~the forehead is a tree~the forehead is a big tree~"

Fatty Qin was squatting in the middle of a row of trees, pretending that he was a tree, and at the same time kept mumbling.

He just stretched out his two arms so brightly, pretending to be tree branches, and looked straight at Sun Dazhi.

【Ningcheng Hospital】

On the other hand, Lao Jia lay on the four big characters "Ningcheng Second Courtyard" on the wall of the Second Courtyard, straightened his arms and legs, and disguised himself as the word "Two".

Lao Jin and Blind Liu stood blatantly at the gate of the Second Hospital, with their chests raised and their heads raised, pretending to be security guards.

Sun Dazhi wandered all the way, standing in front of Fatty Qin who was disguised as a tree and staring at him fiercely.

(ω) Sun Dazhi: Are you Lao Qin?
_(ωゝ∠)_Fatty Qin: No, it's a tree!
After Sun Dazhi heard Lao Qin's answer, he turned his head and left.

Seeing Lao Jia standing by the wall again, Sun Dazhi ran over jumping and jumping.

(ω) Sun Dazhi: You are Lao Jia!Did not run away! !
(#｀皮) Lao Jia: Get lost!I am two! !
( . ) Sun Dazhi: Oh.
After Sun Dazhi got Lao Jia's answer, he turned his head and continued to search.

Sun Dazhi looked around with his fingers in his mouth all the way, when he reached the gate of the Second Hospital.

Sudden.

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"Go back! Do you want to run? Let me tell you! We are here today, you can't get out! We are security guards!"

Lao Jin and Blind Liu yelled directly at Sun Dazhi who was walking towards them.

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"If you don't go, don't go, scare people."

Sun Dazhi turned around and left again. In fact, Sun Dazhi knew that they were all pretending, but he didn't see through them.

After all, Sun Dazhi's eyes are terrible.

When others are hiding, his two eyes can accurately aim at the figure of a person and walk around.

Where others are hiding, he knows very well.

It is also because of this that everyone is reluctant to take him when playing hide and seek. The reason why he doesn't expose them is because he wants to play with them for a while.

In a flash it was time to eat.

Sun Dazhi kept pretending that he didn't find any traces of these people. Under Dr. Zhang's call, the few people were reluctant to part with them. With a happy face, they removed their disguise and happily went to eat with Sun Dazhi.

after eating.

Several people gathered together again.

But this time it was Fatty Qin who played the tune.

Since Sun Dazhi had given him laxatives to relieve his cough, he kept this incident in his heart and was always ready to seek revenge.

So Fatty Qin colluded with Lao Jia, Lao Jin and Liu Xiazi, bought Lao Jin as the prince, bought Lao Jia with the certification of the great god in the tomato novel, and promised to introduce Liu Xiazi's fortune-telling clients.

As a result, all three of them were captured by Fatty Qin and became allies.

"Say it, old grandson, I will teach you a unique trick, you can become invisible after reading it."

Fatty Qin grabbed Sun Dazhi, and whispered mysteriously in his ear.

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"Can you still be invisible? Who are you going to lie to?"

Sun Dazhi naturally didn't believe it, but Fatty Qin's words were so convincing that he muttered again.

"If you don't believe me, you're afraid of it? I'll teach you the formula, and you can recite it four times."

Fatty Qin patted Sun Dazhi on the chest, and promised with absolute certainty.

"Really? Then I'll try!"

Sun Dazhi was also interested at this moment, but he knew in his heart that he just wanted to tease Lao Qin.

"Follow the forehead, and reach Qin Si's forehead next to it!"

Fatty Qin had a solemn expression on his face, and uttered cumbersome incantations.

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"And reach Qin Si's forehead next to it!"

Sun Dazhi read along word by word.

moment!

━=( ) Lao Jia: Oops! !Grandson is gone! !

=( ) Lao Jin: Oh my god~~~ My grandson is invisible~~
=( ) Blind Liu: I can’t see him anymore
( . ) Sun Dazhi: You are blind!
(ж) Fatty Qin: Grandson is really invisible~~ Run! ! ! !

After receiving Fatty Qin's signal, several people immediately turned into birds and beasts, ran away, and showed very scared expressions.

( . ) Sun Dazhi: Am I really invisible? ? ?

Seeing the performance of several people, Sun Dazhi himself was a little uncertain, but after they left, he naturally couldn't continue playing, so he prepared to go back to the ward to rest.

Sun Dazhi walked all the way, when he returned to the second hospital building, he saw the nurse in the nurse's station, but his mind twitched, and he walked over quietly.

When several nurses saw Sun Dazhi approaching, they knew in their hearts that he was not aggressive, so they didn't care, they still chatted with each other, ignoring Sun Dazhi's arrival.

But Sun Dazhi was elated when he saw this scene.

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"Hey, I really can't see me!!"

Sun Dazhi was extremely excited, turned around with a wicked smile, and walked towards Dr. Zhang's office.

When Sun Dazhi walked to the door of Dr. Zhang's office cautiously, for fear of making his footsteps reveal his position.

I saw that the door of the office was wide open, and the door of the office was blocked by a mop to prevent him from closing it.

At this time, Dr. Zhang was poking his butt and drumming something against the door.

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"Hey hey hey"

Sun Dazhi looked at Doctor Zhang's figure, relying on the fact that he was already hidden, he suddenly revealed his true nature frantically.

Sun Dazhi picked up the mop from the door and turned the direction so that the handle of the mop was aimed at Doctor Zhang's pouting buttocks.

Hands forward, arms hard.

"Pfft"

(⊙ж⊙) Doctor Zhang: Huh! ! !
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"Hey hahahaha~"

Sun Dazhi pulled out the mop forcefully, and pushed forward again, pulled out, pushed forward, pulled out, pushed forward.
Following a series of sounds of "Puff, puff, puff, puff," Sun Dazhi laughed maniacally, and then let go of the mop and ran away.

ヽ(●-Д-)ノ

"Sun Dazhi!! You fucking stop!!!!"

Doctor Zhang looked back, and Sun Dazhi's back came into view.

After directly opening his mouth and yelling, Doctor Zhang chased after him.
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The two rushed out of the hospital building all the way, and started a chase on the playground.

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"Play four melons!"

At this moment, Fatty Qin was lying on the window on the second floor of the hospital, knocking on melon seeds, and smilingly looking at Sun Dazhi who was running away and Doctor Zhang who was chasing him.

Lao Jin, Lao Jia, and blind Liu who were on the side also looked excitedly at the two chasing each other on the playground, smiling and commenting.

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"What are you doing? Dr. Zhang, why are you chasing the patient?"

Just as Sun Dazhi was running wildly and Doctor Zhang was chasing after him, suddenly an old figure blocked Dr. Zhang's pace.

The person who came was the dean of the Second Academy.

Seeing the two chasing after him, the old man stopped Sun Dazhi behind him and questioned Doctor Zhang.

ヽ(Д) Doctor Zhang: Don’t you even look at what he did! ! !He stabbed me! ! !
( ° °) Dean: He is a patient!As a senior psychiatrist, you can't just chase patients all over the hospital just because a mental patient stabbed you lightly, right?

ヽ(Д) Doctor Zhang: How do you know it was light?It hurts me to death! !
( ° °) Dean: Just stab you once, how can it hurt?If not, stab me too! ! !
The two debated, and Sun Dazhi listened to everything.

I also wondered in my heart, the dean still has this hobby?
Under the brain twitch, Sun Dazhi made another magical operation.

"Pfft!"

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I saw Sun Dazhi folded his hands together, stretched out his index finger and middle finger, and slapped the dean's ass hard in front of him! ! !
━=(ж) Dean: Vomit Ho Ho Ho Ho