Global Master Wu: I Rise from a Street Stall

Returning to the room, Wang Yunhan couldn't wait to turn on the system, and the cold voice echoed in Wang Yunhan's mind.

[Will there be a lottery? ]
"Fucking, I can't believe my face is so dark."

From the forehead to the back of the head, Wang Yunhan's face was dark.

[Shushuashuashua...a consolation prize, a Longhu Dali Pill! ]
[Shuashuashuashua... Congratulations on winning the grand prize Loli Summoner! ]
Hearing the cheerful notification tone, Wang Yunhan's eyes sparkled immediately.

Grand Prize!Grand Prize!
Loli Summoner?
The joy on his face receded, Wang Yunhan didn't understand what the loli summoner was?

[Shushuashuashua...a consolation prize, a Longhu Dali Pill! ]
[Shushuashuashua...a consolation prize, a Longhu Dali Pill! ]
Except for the first special prize, the remaining eight times were all consolation prizes, Longhu Daliwan.

This time Wang Yunhan's face was so dark that it looked like a coal ball.

"The fucking system is really bad..."

Cursing secretly in his mouth, Wang Yunhan stared at the turntable in front of him.

Because Wang Yunhan has one last time!
[Swish, swipe... This lottery draw is bye! ]
Hearing the prompt in his mind, Wang Yunhan was stunned.

How could he have never imagined that there would be a bye in the lottery?
Why, don't you let me whore for nothing?

[System: That’s right, prostitution for free ←_←]
Wang Yunhan: The mouth is fragrant!

Just when Wang Yunhan was discouraged, a light reminder sounded.

jingle...

[20 consecutive draw rewards have been issued! ]
This time Wang Yunhan's face was full of smiles, looking like a wretched man.

Too lazy to express the expression (picture) dementia
"Sure enough, I am Destiny Ouzi!"

Excitedly, I took out the 20 consecutive draw rewards and the loli summoner from the item cabinet.

Heibuliuqiu big box?
Oh open!

Feeling the heaviness inside, Wang Yunhan's face was as bright as spring flowers.

"Looks like a good baby!"

He unwrapped the package three times 5÷2, revealing a black elixir.

[Obtain the low-level marrow washing pill! ]
Hearing the prompt tone, Wang Yunhan's face darkened. After all, there have been so many lottery draws.

If it is a good baby, the system will add a congratulations in front.

If not, it is just a cold and indifferent sentence.

"It's useless, useless, take a look at this thing!"

It was said to be a summoner, but it was actually a card covered with gold and black patterns.

Card game?

The ultimate ace! ?

Two huge question marks flashed through my mind.

[Detect the stupid host and get A-level items! ]
[Do you want to summon items? ]
"Summon, call!"

Two pieces of news flashed across his mind, Wang Yunhan didn't even hesitate, and directly chose to summon.

[Didi!The host is not handsome enough, please recharge! ]
Wang Yunhan: "Wardfack!"

Don't look at Wang Yunhan's usual stalls, but because of his talent, Wang Yunhan plays MOMO games at other times.

So Wang Yunhan quickly understood what kind of devil this delicate top-up was.

In the words of the game, it is krypton gold!

"Fuck me, 1000 for 1!"

Is beauty so valuable?
Looking at the recharge page, Wang Yunhan almost went berserk.

"It's so expensive, why don't you grab it?"

[Then what do you think I'm doing? ]
A similar plot crossed the apex of his heart, Wang Yunhan's teeth itched in anger, but he still honestly recharged 1000 yuan.

[tick...]
Cheerful voices are accompanied by fantastic background music.

Wang Yunhan didn't even bother to listen, after all, he didn't need to think about it to know that it was a top-up account.

"Quickly call ╰(‵ ′)╯"

[The loli summoner is successfully used, congratulations on getting the earthy loli lotus flower! ]
A burst of white light flashed, and there appeared a soft and cute loli with a purple ponytail, a bagpipe in her hand, and a little red schoolbag on her back.

What?I summoned this thing for 1000 yuan!

The system is old
The dissatisfied Wang Yunhan kept cursing the system in his heart, but all this fell to dust with the girl's words.

"Meow Pass!"

"What?"

Wang Yunhan leaned down to look at the cute loli in front of him, and the latter added another sentence.

"Meow... Meow Pas!"

Watch earthy lolita, savor life with all kinds of flavors!
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This wave of blood earned!
"Hey, your name is Lianhua? Or Meowpas?"

Originally, Wang Yunhan wasn't handsome, but he wasn't ugly either.

But, now that he's bald, it's different!
Especially now that Wang Yunhan is leaning over to face this little loli who is only as tall as her belly button.

If this scene was seen by others, Wang Yunhan would probably be able to eat for free.

"Meowpas, my name is Lianhua!"

Hearing the brainwashed Meowpas again, Wang Yunhan asked intermittently with an excited face: "What about your family?"

"Big brother, Lianhua's family members from the countryside are not here."

A loli is a loli whose brain circuit is not comparable to that of ordinary people.

Wang Yunhan only asked a symbolic question, but when he heard the latter's words, Wang Yunhan was immediately stunned.

"The cheating system, does this summoner really exist?"

[System: Warning prohibits being unreasonable to this system! ]
Seeing a warning message, Wang Yunhan ignored it, hurriedly asked again: "Quickly tell me, is this real?"

[The loli summoner can summon real people in different dimensions! ]
Hearing the system's affirmative answer, Wang Yunhan was ecstatic, but after a while, Wang Yunhan became sad.

"Big brother, is this a city?"

"Lianhua came from the countryside."

"Is there a game hall in the city?"

Lianhua, who had just arrived here, was no stranger at all, pestering Wang Yunhan with constant questions.

Finally, Wang Yunhanfu replied impatiently: "This is Huaguo Jiangcheng with a game hall!"

"Then can you take me there tomorrow?"

"can!"

As soon as Wang Yunhan said this, his eyes widened immediately, but seeing Lianhua's happy and satisfied expression, Wang Yunhan finally sighed.

"Yeah, you can go to the playground tomorrow!"

Looking at the cheerful earthy loli, Wang Yunhan picked up the marrow-washing pill, which was not slipping from the ground.

Can this thing be eaten?

Does it really have the effect of washing the marrow?
Wang Yunhan thought for a moment, and finally swallowed the black marrow washing pill in one gulp.

It melts in your mouth when you eat it.

And then it's gone...

"In the system, your second uncle's marrow washing pill has no effect, and you are selling fake products to trick me"

[If you encounter difficulties, sleep long, and I want you to croak tomorrow morning! ]
After one sentence, the system was completely silent, no matter what Wang Yunhan called it, it would not respond.

At the same time, a deep sense of exhaustion welled up in my heart.

Wang Yunhan was too lazy to even take off his clothes, so he fell on the wooden bed and fell asleep.

The earthy Lolita Lianhua was thrown aside.

Little Lolita walked to the window on her own, and not far away was Huatian Academy with four big characters flashing.

As well as the high-rise buildings farther around, he muttered to himself: "Is this the city? It really is different from the countryside."